If this comic were even slightly the ghost of its former self, the punchline for this whole "plot" would be that Martin and Claire are turned on by her mom and Marigold's V-Tuber personas respectively and do a spit take in the middle of jerking each other off when they realize who they really are.
yeah i said some shit what man frick you and your bone spurs
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You can't do that here. These people actually love this comic and love Jeph. They take this seriously. Like a type of taking shit seriously. You really can't shitpost like that here.
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yeah i said some shit what man frick you and your bone spurs
robutts are srs biznzz you fat fricks
hepfs will surely deliver us some more may x sven I believe in him I'm waiting, and waiting, and waiting
>Cougar Aurelia hunting strapping young anons >Making them sit in her lap while she gives them a handy and whispers encouragements and to "not give in just yet" in their ears >Just before they climax she stops touching them, leans back and takes off her shirt and unbuttons her jeans >She smirks and winks at the young man with a raging erection, waiting for him to take the hint
Massachusetts is small and the only reason it takes as long as it does to get anywhere is because there's too fricking many people there and they all drive like mbuttholes.
Couch-multiplayer games, cooking, getting absolutely hammered, Pop-Tart sampling, karaoke, bathing together, and in one case mashing an ASMR microphone between their breasts
I don't fricking know, I don't watch vtubers OR regular streamers. If I knew the reason, there wouldn't be a "presumably" and a question mark in my answer. Probably the same reason people watch other moron-level shit like sports—they're too dumb, lazy or weak to do anything on their own so they watch other people do it.
Most common are is karaoke since there's no delay you can actually do duets. Though other than that it's usually just stuff they would do in a regular collab, but they're in the same place.
>Most common are is karaoke since there's no delay you can actually do duets
I guess that kind of makes sense. Although I can't imagine the delay would be all that noticeable just through a voice chat. Unless they lived literally on the other side of the world.
not unrealistic by modern standards, since vtubing has become mainstream you can have select mommy bloggers pulling a working wage too six figures, not famous but self-sufficient
Wonder what's Marten doing during all of this
getting his bussy bred
God, she looks just like Claire now!
Who?
If this comic were even slightly the ghost of its former self, the punchline for this whole "plot" would be that Martin and Claire are turned on by her mom and Marigold's V-Tuber personas respectively and do a spit take in the middle of jerking each other off when they realize who they really are.
Giving her defining lines does nothing to age her up. She's still just cuter Claire.
off-collab you say?
More robots please
Shut the frick up, you tropical snake. There's breasts-on-breasts potential with the MILF breasts and the Big Fat Smelly Streamer breasts.
The milf is dead. It's just a Claire clone now.
Shut the frick up you nitwit.
Get as mad as you want, but the truth remains: it's just Claire's face and Aurelia has never had breasts to speak of except in drawgays fanart.
yeah i said some shit what man frick you and your bone spurs
You can't do that here. These people actually love this comic and love Jeph. They take this seriously. Like a type of taking shit seriously. You really can't shitpost like that here.
robutts are srs biznzz you fat fricks
hepfs will surely deliver us some more may x sven I believe in him I'm waiting, and waiting, and waiting
based
CRINGE
somebody is gonna get a nursing fingering
I wanna fug Aurelia.
>Cougar Aurelia hunting strapping young anons
>Making them sit in her lap while she gives them a handy and whispers encouragements and to "not give in just yet" in their ears
>Just before they climax she stops touching them, leans back and takes off her shirt and unbuttons her jeans
>She smirks and winks at the young man with a raging erection, waiting for him to take the hint
Wait, this is a phone call. Wouldn't the area code have been a dead giveaway?
People don't know how those things work any more.
The 413 area code (Northampton's real world area code) covers something like 1/3rd of Massachusetts.
Massachusetts is small and the only reason it takes as long as it does to get anywhere is because there's too fricking many people there and they all drive like mbuttholes.
And you can fit all of Massachusetts in between San Antonio and Houston with room to spare, the place is fricking tiny.
Your area code is just wherever your parents lived when you were 10
Does anyone look at the number within the contacts list anymore? Especially people with full-time assistants doing the heavy lifting?
You have to at least look at it to put it into your contacts.
What fricking kind of offline colab would two v-tubers do anyway?
>tell me you don't watch vtubers without telling me you don't watch vtubers
Not that anon, but I'll tell you directly that I don't, but now you have my curiosity. What DO they do?
Couch-multiplayer games, cooking, getting absolutely hammered, Pop-Tart sampling, karaoke, bathing together, and in one case mashing an ASMR microphone between their breasts
I don't watch vtubers and have no plans to ever start.
why on earth would anyone?
Presumably for the same reason people watch streamers in general?
Okay let me rephrase that to better suit your response.
Why on earth would anyone?
I don't fricking know, I don't watch vtubers OR regular streamers. If I knew the reason, there wouldn't be a "presumably" and a question mark in my answer. Probably the same reason people watch other moron-level shit like sports—they're too dumb, lazy or weak to do anything on their own so they watch other people do it.
This is Cinemaphile. Not zoomer shit board world
Most common are is karaoke since there's no delay you can actually do duets. Though other than that it's usually just stuff they would do in a regular collab, but they're in the same place.
>Most common are is karaoke since there's no delay you can actually do duets
I guess that kind of makes sense. Although I can't imagine the delay would be all that noticeable just through a voice chat. Unless they lived literally on the other side of the world.
It's significant enough to make any sort of duet pretty much impossible. Even a slight delay makes things kind of a mess.
Which isn't that much less information than cow mom has given to illicit surprise.
not unrealistic by modern standards, since vtubing has become mainstream you can have select mommy bloggers pulling a working wage too six figures, not famous but self-sufficient
You're the old man here anon
I think this might be the worst outcome of vtubers becoming popular
Needs more robobawds and e-girls