Does it feel surreal to anybody else? Dan “suck my dick and go far at Nick” Schneider actually getting exposed. We’ve meme magic this for over a decade and it’s actually happening. Also, I’m sorry for laughing at your laugh Drake Bell. Holy shit
QUIET ON SET
*laughing at your life goddammit
she was complete with Dan...
now she's just a squared jaw chink...
so all the girls who said "he did nothing he was just weird" were lying this whole time?
The hush money tends to stop when you don't stay hushed.
Some woman is about to come forward with Coke Can Dan touching her when she was 11 and it’s going to make Cinemaphile explode and be the biggest HAPPENING to ever hit this board
Dan is too powerful. Notice no one has made specific sexual allegations. The closest we got was a foot message. Dan is untouchable, his power level is on par with The Rothchilds
this, he got through the me too movement entirely unscathed, he will get through this
You meme but Dan was a big tech guy in the early 90's and the go to computer fixer for a lot of high profile people in Hollywood for awhile, it's how he landed his first writing and directing gigs.
The dirt he probably saw on some of those peoples computers, clearing out the viruses they were getting from cp sites, he definitely rubbed shoulder's and became buddy buddy with several of them.
it seems like the biggest issue people have is him just being a massive abusive butthole more than a pedo, from what i can tell
It's fine to be a massive abusive butthole to people provided you don't frick them. That's where Big Harv went wrong.
>That's where Big Harv went right
ftfy
big harv got prime jlaw, hathaway and many others. I would die a happy man even if I had to serve time. They literally did favors for roles, they didn't have to accept but women are moronic and materialistic
>they didn't have to accept but women are moronic and materialistic
If Harvey gets locked up for whatever it is he got locked up for, then it stands to reason that Jennifer Lawrence and any other hoes in his stable should be arrested for prostitution.
>They literally did favors for roles
exactly - these women weren't victims
the real victims are the countless other women who were passed up for roles because a few women kept saying 'yes' to weinstein
jlaw, hathaway, salma hayek, etc are all perpetrators and abusers themselves
No one accused dan of child molesting. all the accusations about him were just that he was a dick
Thanks for clearing it up
Seems like there were no molesting or p3do stuff
Just complaining Dan was mean or something. If the accounts were from women then you can just disregard it lol. Women will say whatever
Have you morons actually watched the documentary or paid attention these past couple of years?
He obviously raped/assaulted Amanda Bynes, Miranda Cosgrove and Alexa Nikolas. They all of course signed NDAs and got paid to stay quiet. Coming out and literally saying Dan assaulted them would mean returning the money while Dan remains free due to no evidence existing.
The guy was very obviously fricked in the head. Too many sexual innuendos on his show. Even if he didn't sexually assault anyone, he was most definitely a sexual freak who made too much physical contact with children and had one too many Pedos.
>They all of course signed NDAs and got paid to stay quiet
>no evidence
Little hole in your theory there, bucko.
that's how NDAs work
you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what an NDA is
NDA's about raping a kid are both unenforceable and illegal
>he genuinely thinks you can just rape kids and then just make them sign an NDA and get away with it
lol
Jenette didn't take any hush money and said Dan did nothing to her.
Also you can't just make people sign an NDA and then rape them and take the money back.
>NDAs
>Child Rape
Criminals have no recourse from the law anon. Also even said NDAs offered some kind of protection, a minor's signature is invalid in California.
Probably more like blackmail
Shitty people protect other shitty people. Most actresses knew about Weinstein and yet they continue to let him harvest new victims, women love to upheld and worship the the status quo in general as long as they profit from it
they either werent involved, tramatically scared to the point where they dont think about it, or go some much hush money/opportunities they are greatful. look at the Harvey Weinstein shit, most women defended him or just straight up lied about what they knew just to keep their careers.
some people dont want to admit this but there where definitely people in on it when this was happening at Nick, even teenage girls would do anything for money
Ariana Grande was one of those, shes currently the most silent on the subject and she got the most love from Dan while working at Nick, her character in victorious was just a silly side character who started getting more and more screentime as the series went on, she appeared in other shows and even got her own tv show with Jenette Mcurdy
That also explains how out of the 2 shes the only one that got music industry connections while Jenette (who rejected Dans offers) faded into obscurity after the show
Im not defending Dan "Hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider but this b***h will do anything for money these days so it wouldnt surprise me if she threw herself onto Dan to prop herself up
how did she turn black
she got the call from the Bogdanogs
dey fly now?!
>That homie copped?
It's called a tan. People get it when they go outside. You wouldn't know.
There are other who are also silent and their careers never took off. Madysin Shipman is now doing OF because her career is shit. Meanwhile Jeanette she has said a million times that is was her mom who abused her sexually, physically, psychologically and emotionally. She wrote an entire book about it, she hated her mom and it's the reason why she hated doing iCarly. People just want to see Dan burn because he's a fat autist and was the face of the network at that time.
>women were lying for hush money
What? No, that couldn't be! Women, especially those in the film industry are known for only being filled with truth honor and self respect.
The accusations on the show amount to Dan being a pervert who was terrible to work for. They also shine a like on a bunch of actual predators that worked at Nickelodeon though so not a waste of time whatsoever.
How anyone at Nick saw this and didn’t immediately see a red flag that this 40 year old fat frick is getting his rocks off to this is beyond me. He’s not even hiding it
I could jerk off to this picture right now and it wouldn't be illegal. You gotta give me something concrete here.
1 episode in and all I see is a couple of pissed off c**t writers with an axe to grind who got fired by Dan for being not funny on a comedy show. And I've already heard the term "white male" in the same sentence where some shitty female writer is whining about her salary as if it has anything to do with the quality of her writing, so I'm already dismissing this entire series as hyped-up bullshit.
Give me one good reason not to drop this farce of a documentary.
It is bullshit. It is all “he made me wear a costume that has a thing which vaguely resembles a penis on it omg!”
there's stll rape
Update: Just started episode 2. It opens with some woman saying she wanted to be an actress when she was little and her mom, who worked in Hollywood, expressly told her not to do it.
My hypothesis: She doesn't listen and bad shit happens to her.
Let's keep watching and see if this woman is actually as moronic as I think she is.
Sidewinder: nothing happens to this b***h
Two minutes in now, I was wrong.
New hypothesis: This woman had a good mom who was not moronic and didn't allow her to be groomed, but she in turn, even with all of her knowledge regarding Hollywood, still became a shitty stage mom and threw her own daughter to the wolves.
Am I getting close?
You're so close, but you haven't guessed the twist ending.
because they were all in on it too
This episode is the one where they are Christmas themed made me horny
The fact that the parents of the All That kids saw Brian Peck had a signed picture from John Wayne Gacy AND he was pen pals with him and they literally still let their children work and be around him is mind blowing. What the frick
what!? pen pals with john wayne gacy?
Yeah and NONE of the goddamn parents saw this as a red flag . Fricking incredible
They probably saw the red flags, all of them. They knew these people were sick, but all they saw were dollar signs. Imagine selling your child for wealth.
>Imagine selling your child for wealth.
But what if your kid is really annoying?
>the black dude who kept mentioning that he felt it was his responsibility to keep his family afloat
You know that homie's dad bailed on them, which makes it more fricked up his mom was trying to get a free ride off him by pushing him into show business. No kid deserves that sort of pressure.
Gacy died in 1994. All That Season 7 was around 2002. He kept the letters beside his bed for a decade?
If you had letters from one of the biggest serial killers of all time you would keep them too. Also peck is clearly fricked in the head of course he would be proud of that
Watch the Doc, Peck was essentially a hoarder of nerdshit, every room in his house was essentially a shrine to something.
>My hero is a serial killer who dressed as a clown, leave your children with me
>Hmmm I don't know
>Here's a shitload of cash
>I'm sold, bye honey!
>Imagine selling your child for wealth.
Happens a lot unfortunately
Still can't say no to Hollywood money.
Just finished episode 1, lads. Does it get darker?
Oh anon buckle up. You’re in for a ride
Alright, good to hear. First time in at least a year my wife and I can agree on plowing through a show.
Do you think the pickles he fed to the celebrity guests were the same ones he used on Drake's bussy?
For the past couple days I've felt bad for Drake and I regretted all the jokes made about how shit his life ended up becoming but goddammit I'm losing my shit. Drake probably would laugh at this too
>Does it get darker?
Starts out with showing how much of an butthole creep Dan is and goes into full blown child molestation and pedophila . So yes
But it doesn't expose Dan as a molester. This thread is a joke.
>Drake's dad is seeing every single red flag about Brian Peck a mile away
>"Well Brian Peck is gay so maybe you're homophobic"
777
Dan and Brian were friends for decades and he actively put him in roles and had him work on all his shows. There is no way he didn’t know Brian was a kiddie fricker. Absolutely no way. It was so out in the open with him always touching on kids and his obsession with Drake Bell.
>Once Brian Peck got arrested, Dan "massage my belly and get on the telly" Schneider called Drake and asked was it him
Yeah he definitely knew. Drake inadvertently exposed Dirty Dan then. Dan knew Brian fricked kids
i like the icarly and victorious shows!
She’s probably tasted Dan’s cum
same!
Drake "Pickle Pecker" Bell basically learned from the Pickler on how not to get criminally charged by that poor fan he took advantage of.
Will anybody else come forward about the molesting ?
>Are you callin me a child endangerer!?
>I ain’t callin you a child ensaferer!
underrated post
Heh
I'm 30 years old
I very well remember when I was 14, Zoey 101 got cancelled, and every one on internet forums claiming it was because Dan had got Jamie Spears pregnant. I've memed him, I reposted his pictures with childrenn and made him nicknames, all those years and still we got nothing on him.
He may have a foot fetish, he may be a voyeur, he may have been an butthole to his cast actors on multiple occasions, but for someone like him to survive multiple "me too" movements and conspiracy theories for over two decades, I'm 99% sure he didn't commit sexual abuse at all (at least physically).
>AND THE PICKLES
>AND THE PIIIIICKLESSSSS
Is that Dana Carvey?
>Also, I’m sorry for laughing at your laugh Drake Bell.
Why? He's been dead for ages.
Isn't this the face of an innocent man? You mean to tell me this guy is a creep?
it's all "a coincidence"
Uncanny
>dan exposed.
No one has accused him of any personal impropriety, just some uncomfortable jokes, and a bit of a sloppy set. He’s literally done nothing wrong.
He molested Amanda Bynes and Jamie Lynn Spears anon
nta, yeah but that shit didnt get exposed if he did
Yeah, we know Dan likes em sloppy
>a sloppy set.
The girls drip all the way to dressing room.
She is the only one Dan truly loved.
Wait.. Dan "if you let me suck your toes you will be in my shows" Schneider is getting exposed?
there is a 4 hour documentary where adult roasties who were adults at the time, complain dan was mean to them, paid them less and made a sex joke in a writers room with only adults present one time
No he did nothing. They just sat on his lap while discussing scripts. He genuinely liked kids' shows professionally.
UHM DEY BLACK NOSES MAKE THE CUM!
PICKLES? MORE LIKE DICKS!
ANYTHING ON A FACE? CUM!
WHOA EVERYTHING IS DICKS AND CUM!
Pedo sympathizer
I enjoyed the sexy Nick content as a kid younger than the girls. Why is no one considering the fact that young boys enjoy softcore child porn? Who better to direct such content than adult men?
>they put large black noses on his costume
Oh god here comes the cries of racism
>they looked like dicks!
What a twist
Y'all gonna be waiting the rest of your lives for any kind of real dirt on Dan. The doc said what went on it the writers room and what he would ask people do to.
It was fricked but he didn't frick any kids. Pack it up it's over. You think he'd have the balls to show his face for that fake interview if there was still a skeleton left in his closet?
He totally has a foot fetish tho. Might sort of be a pedo with what he asked those actors to do. But it doesn't look like he diddled any kids for real. No way in a million years would he show his face. He'd just wait for the news cycle to talk about something else.
It's been a fun ride but it's over.
this is exactly my take.
dan didn't do anything but yell at people over his 30+ year career
dan is a good man whos responsible for some of the best kid's tv ever made
I doubt that humanity is crazy enough to make drama over workplace issues that isn't directly related to sexual abuse.
>dan didn't do anything but yell at people over his 30+ year career
>ARE THOSE CRACKED HEELS YOU DUMB c**t? DON'T YOU KNOW WE'VE GOT 8 FOOT CLOSE UPS TO SHOOT THIS WEEK? GET OVER HERE YOU DUMB COW SO I CAN POUR ON THIS SPECIAL MOISTURISING GOO. NOW STICK YOUR FEET IN THE AIR AND DON'T FRICKING MOVE UNTIL I SAY.
These are correct. Nothing to see here. Nothing at all.
t. The Man With The Plan
Dan "If her age is on the clock, she is ready for my wiener" Schneider.
Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
"Dirty" Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
"Bend Over" Schneider
Diaper Viper Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan "The Man" Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan "Rough Ryder" Schneider
Dan "The Collector" Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan "She's a Fighter" Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Likes 'Em Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan "The Slime Geyser" Schneider
Dan "The Cheek Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Sniper" Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "Chester the Molester" Schneider
Dan "Slamming Tiny Hams" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator "Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "M'lady, Your High Chair" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small and Tan" Schneider
Dan "The Overnight Supervisor" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "Good God They're Children Man" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan "The israelite at Nick Giving Tykes the Dick" Schneider
Dan "If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her" Schneider
Don't call me that.
Dan "if you want the part of iCarly you better ride me like a Harley" Schneider
Dan "Childcare Man" Schneider
>No: Dan "Hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider
One job
Came into the thread just to look for this one. Kudos, anon.
Dan "The Man with a Plan in an unmarked white Van" Schieder
Notice they briefly touched on Dan and Amanda having an inappropriate relationship by Dan having help Amanda runaway and get divorced from her parents. Dan made his move then. That began the downward spiral of Amanda's life.
Only the beginning. Friendly reminder Election Day 2024 is also by complete and utter coincidence Guy Fawkes Night.
We do not forget.
Fools, he can't be stopped
They got him. No way he can get out of this
They tried to get him during #metoo but he just raped his way out of it
What did he do again?
He ate a fairly small amount of McDonald's for an average sized person
Got exposed as a creepy abusive butthole who sexualized young girls and his best friend molested Drake Bell. It’s over
What did he actually do, just say something dude.
But enough about Vince
literal nothingburger
TINY HAMS
>exposed
Proof?
Why does she look like she's been crying?
Because Dan screamed at her for not giving him a blowjob
Her butthole is destroyed. She will have to wear these for the rest of her life.
they don't call him “Beer Can” Dan fer nothin'
>VJ silent
>Ariana silent
>Gillies silent
>Cosgrove silent
Why is this?
cause nothing actually happened
Those were the top shelf cuties reserved for the man in the burgundy robe who gives the orders
gillies for the first like 2 seasons of victorious was so fricking prime. I had such a fat crush on her in my tweens. never seen a more appealing goth girl in shows or movies
1. categorical hot perky goth
2. Hmm
> Gillies met American music producer Michael Corcoran on the set of the Nickelodeon show Victorious, when she was 16 and he was 36. Corcoran co-wrote and produced the songs that Gillies sang on the show. The pair began dating in 2012.
It's rude to speak with your mouth full
We should be trying to interview Bynes
Hasn't she descended into full schizo mode
Ariana won’t say anything because the suits made her a superstar, and Gillies probably has a skewed perspective since she married a guy who’s twenty years older than her.
We all know why. They intimidate, have power, and as we're seeing, go after kids and are able to get away from it. Its depraved.
>admitting to letting some fat israelite rape you for a leg up in life
Nothing happened to them. Dan treated the production staff like shit because he could get away with it. He made the talent feel like royalty on his sets and ascended them into stardom. There is literally no reason for them to complain, it would only make them look worse. They stood by and watched as he made the lives of all the minimum wage nobodies hell and probably even thought it was funny.
It’s confirmed that Dan if she’s 11 I’ll make her see Heaven Schneider fricked Amanda Bynes which is why she’s the mess she is today. He’s the smartest pedophile there is because if Amanda speaks out all he has to do is say she’s having an episode that never happened. He’s playing 4D chess
>all he has to do is say
Clearly his word has no weight. People don’t even believe his interview was authentic.
They are all Dan's friends, they have recent photos together and participated in a video call celebrating 10 years of Victorious
Gillies was legit groomed though, lmfao.
The rest defended Dan, even Drake does. People kept wanting to catch him on something because he looks like he'd do that shit, most you can really say is he probably likes feet too much.
He doesn't have that much clout or anything anymore. Even Bynes as nuts as she is, defended him.
because dan didn't diddle kids
yeah he just sat in the corner and watched while Peck fricked them
he has an insurmountable amount of dirt on them, they make a move and they'd be dan for
dan even went after disney on his interview , he's that powerful
Because if they speak out their careers end.
How do you STILL not get this?
Only a moron would abuse the main talents, normally its the extras, secondaries, etc. that get diddled, that have way less power and media presence.
This.
>main star freaks out or has a mental breakdown
>cant easily make them disappear
>have to do a whole jonbenet ramsey operation where people still investigate and wonder 40 years later
>meanwhile an extra or supporting actress who gives a shit
Germanwings Flight 9525 was peak Cinemaphile manifestation which will never be surpassed
>he's never tried to hide the weird shit like asking fans on twitter to write shit on their feet and send pictures
>it took this long for someone to make a documentary on it
Almost as if were being condition for bigger shit to come
I went crazy and fell for the meme magic is real meme when Trump got elected.
You think you can stop him?
>The charges, officer?
I like how he never even apologized for any of this until someone made a documentary, and even then his apology was basically him being sorry he was caught
For what specifically?
Sorry for what?
Yall need to chill on Beer Can Dan
This entire Quiet of Set shit is frankly a nothingburger. The circumstantial evidence around Dan has been on the internet for 10+ years, anyone who pays attention knows that Hollywood is full of pedos and groomers and that child actors grow up to be fricked up. Barely anything new even came up unless you're a normalgay
Big Man Dan is still free, and all the other actors, parents and production staff a) knew and were complicit, or b) won't talk and nuke their careers. I'd give props to McCurdy for actually airing some stuff out, but at this point only solid allegations will suffice
And this documentary existing makes me wonder if there isn't another goal behind it, like with the Epstein Island documentary that made sure not to touch any real big fish who were pals with Jeff
>And this documentary existing makes me wonder if there isn't another goal behind it
Well, it’s on Max so there’s obviously bias since Viacom is a rival company
The name of the game has always been to make Dan the fall guy and get the heat off the actual predators. Normalgays eat it up. Doesn't matter how many times Drake comes out and says IT WAS BRIAN PECK THAT FRICKED MY BUSSY, the average person will still blame Dan. Doesn't matter if Jenette Mccurdy literally makes a book called MY MOTHER ABUSED ME AND I'M GLAD THE c**t DIED, Dan will still be blamed.
The world loves a boogeyman and a face to blame everything that's wrong in the world on. Accepting the fact that it's an entire industry of evil, sick people is too much for most people.
He didn't do himself any favours looking like a complete creep with that stupid fricking kids haircut
But McCurdy literally names Dan in her book and says (implies?) He used to offer mixed up drinks to children on set.
She didn't imply. She said he offered her a sip of irish coffee. She said she took the sip, didn't like it and and Dan said "good girl", then she left, and thats the whole story. She was 18 at the time
Exactly, my mom binged this shit and I basically gave her the full lore break down that has been available her for over a decade. Literally the only real juicy piece of info the show revealed is we finally know who the kid Peck diddled is, the crazy part is, if wasn't Drake Bell, just some no name extra that never had a major role, no one would care.
>the actress who wrote a letter to the judge saying Drake was throwing his bussy around for Brian which made him fall for the temptation
So many people need to die in this documentary Christ Alive
And yet you morons are focusing on Dan who helped the prosecution in that case because le meme.
Get off Cinemaphile, Dan
Dan LITERALLY knew Brian Peck was a child molester. When the news broke out he called Drake Bell and asked was he the guy Brian molested. Then he offered to be there for Drake to save his own ass. He’s very calculated. He knew Brian was obsessed with Drake yet he did nothing to stop it
Who did he molest before Drake?
Snarf from Thundercats
Leonardo DiCaprio
>Leonardo having his hands all over Peck.
>Peck: "Leo as you know is the latest, hottest, hunkiest teen idol there is."
Good lord.
Leo was in his late teens during Growing Pains. If he had sex with Peck then Leo must be somewhat culpable. Brian Peck seems like a Harvey Weinstein but he fricked teenage boys instead of adult women.
It does definitely look like Leonardo was more compliant compared to Drake who was progressively heading to a psychological meltdown over it. That comes off as more fricked, honestly.
I think people are focusing too much on Dan
Brian Peck was a convicted pedophile who somehow managed to work at another children’s company and btw he was pen pals with John Wayne Gacy and held on to his letters by his bedside
>btw he was pen pals with John Wayne Gacy and held on to his letters by his bedside
Really, any info on this?
homie its in the doc
I'm not watching that dumb shit lmfoa. I'm Jerking off to Sydney in glasses in Madame Web.
One actor said Brian Peck would have barbecues and I’m guessing that was a normal thing since the parents would go as well but found a self portrait of Gacy addressed to Brian and told the actor they were pen pals
>but found a self portrait of Gacy addressed to Brian and told the actor they were pen pals
And this is actually confirmed or just some fever dream?
It’s not confirmed but I don’t think it is hard to believe. Gacy would write to anyone and was friends with GG Allin
>It’s not confirmed but I don’t think it is hard to believe.
Lol ok moron. Now tell us about that honest and true time that you fricked Lassie.
its so stupid that the best evidence anybody has against peck is the gacy latters
lots of people wrote to gacy back then. it was an interesting thing to do back then, the way people engage with lolcows today
Also his ethnicity and religion just so happens to be ~~*REDACTED*~~
Their public addresses are super easy to find. I found Brian Pecks & Dan Schneider’s address within 5min of research
If he was such an butthole and a creep and at worst a rapist why did they still hang out with him years after leaving Nick? I think Dan has just been singled out for being the head guy and making so many hit shows.
Wow look at that beard and hair and glasses and eyebrows and teeth and shirt and jacket holy shit you can see he's a creep from all that.
Goddamn, Ari is so fricking pretty.
Probably a Weinstein situation where even if he isn't directly producing shit, he still has a lot of pull in the industry
Damn, dan is lookin good
It's like you don't watch/read hentai. b***hes LOVE Big Ugly Bastard wiener.
The Bladder gets away with it yet again.
Kenan and Kel were safe though right?
Safely buck broken, yes
I don’t think they molested black kids so they should be safe
Rare moments where racism saved black people.
Checked and wait, what the frick? Happening? For real? Gimme a qrd doc, been waiting for this thread for years.
>Turns out child actors are abused
Wow shocking, who'd have guessed?
idk why people don't assume that's the case
damn,they will never get him.
He's safe as long as the Viacom hush money still flows.
Gee, I wonder why paramount suddenly wants a buyer
>show prefaces everything with contextualizing how Nickelodeon was the kid mecca in the 90s/00s basically
>If SpongeBob wasn't on I was just watching Cartoon Network
In the 90s it was more special. CN was basically just reruning Hanna Barbara shit till they had their Renaissance in the 00s.
Kk rich kid.
Nick was the channel you had to pay extra for. Cartoon Network was basic cable.
she detracts from this documentary.
everything she say is dumb or hearsay.
>ITS A CUM SHOT
porn has destroyed millennials
It's not a crime to have a foot fetish
It should be.
Tarantino agrees
watched the first episode and it's these two roastoids really bitter at Dan for a bunch of "this white male thinks women aren't funny bwaaaaaaaahhh!!!!" type of things, (most women aren't funny btw).
and you can tell is really desperate to make everything bigger and larger as much as possible just to make this the biggest hit piece of all the time.
Hitler
Was
Right
Unironically
>Metoo movement
No one comes out for Dan
>Jeanette all tell book
Doesn't say anything sexual about Dan other than being a dick and offering a sip of alcohol
>Alexa Nikolas goes all out on nick
Says that Dan made her cry
>New docu about all the dirty shit on nick
Roasties cry about Dan being mean to them and being a creep
>Drake finally opens about his sexual abuse as a minor
Doesn't involve Dan and actually says that Dan was the one of the few who supported him
Why is it so hard for people to admit that Dan was just an innocent autist?
>Why is it so hard for people to admit that Dan was just an innocent autist?
Every man instinctively understands there's no way in hell you could be in charge of all those teen starlets without raping a few. AT LEAST a few.
That's their dirty minds
>Every man instinctively understands there's no way in hell you could be in charge of all those teen starlets without raping a few. AT LEAST a few.
Perhaps Dan has other vices which allow him to keep his urges under control
Food obviously
Feet
Killing hookers
The list could go on
>fbi bust into dan's house
>find hundreds of amputated women's feet
>hmmmm the nick actresses all still have their feet
>he's innocent boys, let's go home
Damn he's smooth
Nice non sequitur
It's pretty funny how people want Dan Schneider to be a pedophile so bad that they all just decided to pretend that the documentary outed him as a child molester.
It really is crazy how some people think. I know Hollywood isn't all angels and I know dirty shit happens there. But I've met normies who think every single child on screen is getting raped. At that point they're the fricking crazy ones. I remember when Bella Thorne came out about her sexual abuse, so many people not only did they point fingers at Dan but at how fricked up Hollywood was and how they all rape children. Bella went on to say that not only was she not a nick girl, but her abuse was perpetrated by a family member and not by anyone from the industry. People just want to believe regardless of actual facts that every kid in Hollywood is getting raped.
Why’s there so many threads about this guy again suddenly? What happened?
Oh nevermind I see there’s a new doc. Finna boutta pirate this shit
The new documentary is just the same nonsense as usual but in doc form.
on god?
How do you "hurt" and "tease" pickles?
By shoving them in Drake Bell's bussy
I don't understand anything that is going on. What exactly is the crime he did?
He jerks off to feet.
No as in, crimes. Did he sexually abuse someone?
He erected a giant foot on top of Nickelodeon studios. Everyone driving past had to be subjected to his foot fetish. Imagine if all your neighbors had giant statues dedicated to their fetishes in their front yard and you had to see it everyday. Not necessarily a crime but it makes you feel violated.
Uhh just look at him he's fat???
just finished the first episode. i forgot how cute amanda bynes was and how big of a crush i had on her. now i want to go back
also is the rest even worth watching? it seems like this is just "yeah the annoying fat moron from school everyone hates got power and and obviously abused it"
It gets so much darker. Continue to watch. The pedophile shit starts up in episode 2 and with episode 3 you reach full on child molesting and manipulation. Shit is intense
Drake says Brian Peck did the worst imaginable kind of sexual abuse to him. He wouldn't be specific. So now everyone will think Drake ate poop or something, even though it probably wasn't that bad. Seems manipulative tbh.
>it wasn’t that bad
Pedo spotted
>you have to believe Drake ate da poopoo or else you're a pedo
In the court documents it says objects were inserted in drakes butthole anon
And? That's not the worst kind of abuse I can imagine. That's pretty normal gay sex.
Holy shit an actual pedophile here in this thread
This isn't Reddit or Twitter. You don't get thumbs up for calling people with different opinions than you pedos.
Would have been funny if brian had shouted "SO JUST TURN AROOOOOOOUND" while he rammed drakes ass with a beer can.
It appears that Hollywood MAY have a few pedophiles.
I was laughing at all the clips and pics they showed at first because it was legit just basically my dan folder I’ve collected and made over the years.
I have a random thought, if child actors were exploited for money in kids shows, would a documentary about the exploitation be itself profiting by exploitation of child exploitation.
The fat c**t should of gone on the Subway Diet.
The amount of single-minded twitards that have invaded this board since the doc dropped is sickening.
Despite the clear expectations from the filmmakers, they showed that Schneider wasn't the kind of abuser everyone thought he was. Yet you still have these braindead tweens that want to blame Schneider and everyone else but Brian Peck and Nickelodeon.
Why do you people even care? More mindless gossip? Making sure your precious "tea" has the right notes to it? You certainly don't give a damn about punishing perpetrators and getting justice for the abused.
You tell 'em Dan
You see them hop on and off during certain hours. But most of the week, actual Cinemaphile was not agreeing with them so it's whatever. Dan was a fat autistic creep who was kinda mean, that's literally the documentary. But twitards are just hungry for blood so they don't care. To this day there is zero proof Dan was anything close to a pedo. The truth is most of his "adult" humor was edgy teenage humor. Kids who grew up with it liked it, but as with everything Twitards refuse to understand things were different back then. The funny thing about this whole charade is that Drake Bell is a convicted pedophile in a court of law and is trying to save his dead career by being a victim. The entire goal of this shit documentary is plain to see and it has nothing to do with justice.
Has Nickolodeon produced anything decent since firing Schneider? It seems like firing him was part of women taking over institutions and making them shit. This is currently what's happening with video games.
How is texting sexually explicit things to a minor child endangerment?
Someone post the twitter thing where they got girls to send in feet pics and they were all going "lol this is so weird how do you guys come up with this stuff"
He's a smart pedo I'll give him that, he was playing 4D chess thinking 20 years into the future while everyone else acted on their impulses.
Dan Schnider is a fat israelite
and this makes tv seethe with absolute burning jealousy even though he provided fetish bate for the vary sample homosexuals
it's a strange dynamic
Good morning sars
Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
"Dirty" Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
"Bend Over" Schneider
Diaper Viper Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan "The Man" Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan "Rough Ryder" Schneider
Dan "The Collector" Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan "She's a Fighter" Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Likes 'Em Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan "The Slime Geyser" Schneider
Dan "The Cheek Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Sniper" Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "Chester the Molester" Schneider
Dan "Slamming Tiny Hams" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator "Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "M'lady, Your High Chair" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small and Tan" Schneider
Dan "The Overnight Supervisor" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "Good God They're Children Man" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan "The israelite at Nick Giving Tykes the Dick" Schneider
Dan "If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her" Schneider
Any of the shows actually worth watching?
drake and josh holds up. victorious is fun.
i never watched any of these shows
you have to be gay to get raped by another dude, sorry
I was hoping to get confirmation that Dan was a pedo, but it's just two angry female writers, so he seems kinda based.
Smug fat israelite
Why does everyone bring up Dan but no one brings up Brian Peck
It's better for the narrative that the Director of all the shows is the real mastermind behind all the child molestation. He's like the Thanos of the NSU. A big, ugly fat guy with an eccentric personality that wears his soals and toetivations on his arm so that even people that aren't following along can tell that he's the true villain.
The gossip hounds that have been following the story for years focused all their attention on Schneider and never noticed pesky things like public court documents or news segments.
Update: 15 minutes into episode 2. Black people are starting to complain about racism now because as long as we're dog whistling we might as well try to cover everything.
Washed up black child actor guy openly admits to being racist against white people for the rest of his adult life because Dan preferred white kids and didn't want to molest him.
Will keep updating with my hot takes as I view this piece of shit
Wait until you get to the women.
Update: Episode 2 is finished.
Despite witnessing a man's close correspondence with the one and only John Wayne Gacy, and the same man's enthusiastic ownership of one of John Wayne Gacy's paintings (addressed specifically to him), this is not enough for anyone to have cause for concern. Everyone, children and parents alike, continues to have a lovely time at this man's house. The man is later revealed to be a gay pedophile (not unlike John Wayne Gacy). All parties involved are incredibly shocked to discover this.
I have come to the conclusion that everyone being interviewed in this documentary is moderately to severely moronic.
>Cinemaphile always talks about weinstein
>finally the lefties and normies learn about him
>Cinemaphile always talks about the israelites
>palesting/israel shit teaches the lefties normies about this shit
>now Cinemaphile always talking about dan
>now lefties normies know this shit
what is the next Cinemaphile thing that is going to spread to the left/normies
I remember hearing about Epstein on here before the public really knew. I think it'll be someone connected to the pizzagate shit. Not the uncovering of some grand conspiracy, but one of them will go down for some trafficking or rape charges.
people have known about epstein since like the early 2000s
Bogdanoffed celebs is next. They'll steal our lingo. After that is either national awareness of discord groomers or L.B.D.
Mark Rippetoe's erotic literature
Christianity
Satanism
Aliens being interdimensional demons
Oh, with the girl that got beat up now: how Blacks do a lot of "stuff".
Schneider did nothing wrong.
It's not happening. It's being buried under layers of misdemeanours. He's definitely getting away with it after this.
Getting away with what? demanding messages?
hasn't he already been exposed to be a kid diddler like 5 years ago or am I tripping?
>zillennials project their own degeneracy onto Dan
It was called gross-out humor, it was all the rage back when kids could still be kids.
lol I got Mandelaed I really thought he did a year ago or something
Watching it now. Just finished the first episode.
>I was a child actor on a kids' tv show and then I went through puberty and started looking like an adult so they replaced me with a child actor!!!
It's a fricking kids show. Of course once the children become adults, they're going to find new children.
>I had noses on my costume and they look like penis and balls
The bridge of the nose is straight and nostrils are roundish. I'm sure they didn't just throw together a shitty costume for as little money as possible for a 2 minute skit on a shitty kids' show. Totally they wanted to parade a kid adorned in wieners around on TV.
>They hired a WHITE MALE for season 2
lol of fricking course they were going to say some shit like this. This poor woman was so oppressed by the idea of a white man getting a job.
Is there anything in the rest of the series, or is it all just a bunch of nothing like this?
Watching it right now. DAMN. homosexuals really are evil.
>My 11 year old wanted to be an actress. She knew what she wanted to do with her life!
>None of the parents were allowed on set.
>Sells her kid to a pedo and refuses to call the cops on him when she has proof of his illegal activity
Either this woman is the dumbest fricking c**t on the planet, or she's lying her ass off and soullessly pimped out her child to pedos.
I hated that b***h so goddamn much.
>B-b-but people will think I'm a bad mom!
This was a hit piece of Beer Can Dan. Drake Bell pulls a card out of Brian Pickle Boy Peck’s playbook and knew what not to say to get charged, he’s the victim, the victim of gay men running a playground on your butthole.
get in the van dan
Guys, are israelites pedophiles?
And yet still zero accusations
well he got accused of being mean to female writers
thats just as bad as rape in 2024
I'm increasingly convinced that Dan never actually touched anyone. If he did, I don't think anyone's ever going to come forward if they haven't already. "Me Too" and this doc would have been the perfect times to do so and there were crickets aside from just general buttholery from him. Does he still hold any actual power since he got the boot?
I feel like the doc was filled with too much fluff especially with the adult female writings listing their grievances
We know what a 100% all women writers room looks like they produce slop like the She-Hulk attorney series. It's filled with just toxic spewing at the expense of the opposite sex instead of them just making something interesting
Ayo Lil' Fetus in the womb
>Dan Schneider told the female writers that he thought women didn't make funny writers and then proceeded to ask them to name one funny women writer
>There was never an answer
Holy kek
Did Drake frick Amanda Bynes in her prime? If so, I believe getting ass fricked by the pickle man is a fair karmic tradeoff
I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned at all anywhere, it's like I'm the only one who remembers
dan "the man with a plan and a candy filled van" schnieder
>be Nickelodeon exec
>access to a never ending supply of top shelf dicky
>have sex with a boy
Judaism works in mysterious ways... also Dan is innocent and the people who say "he has to have fricked them" despite overwhelming evidence that he has not are vicarious pedophiles.
Dan "it puts the pickle on its feet or else it gets the termination sheet" Schneider
There is(was?) a youtube video on the dan channel of the victorious cast where the black dude basically mentions they were all drugged up on set, he mentions needing eye drops because his eyes are a bit red.
>"Dan Schneider is... le racist"
>completely ignores that Keenan and Kel exists
Clearly the documentary is more than just Dan or the other pedos and more a way for people with an agenda to scream racism
Dan is obviously a sick frick but evidence points to he's just a sick frick and didn't think about anything in terms of race or gender he's like a high functioning aspie.
The jokes we made about him a decade ago are finally coming true