>R rated

>R rated
>3 hours of awful Nolan dialogue “LETS RECRUIT SOME HECKIN SCIENTISTS XDDD” “THIS IS LE MOST HECKIN IMPORTNAT EVENT IN LE HISTORY OF MANKIND!!”
>Nolan’s sound mixing will be complete dog shit again because he’s shut down all criticism in the past by insisting it’s fine

Who’s excited for this again?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hate the fact that I'm taking the fricking train to NYC for this shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone with any amount of foresight knows this will be complete dogshit.

      But then there are idiots like

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about you don't? God I hate people like you
      >I'm gonna go see this trash movie and I don't even want to, I'm just gonna do it ummm because

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are a lot more fun things to do in New York than go to this shower of shit.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nolan’s sound mixing will be complete dog shit again because he’s shut down all criticism in the past by insisting it’s fine

    Filtered

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not watching with closed captioning turned on

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How tf do I get one of these?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ask them when you get your ticket, you can stick it in the cup holder

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You just gave me yet another reason to hate zoomers.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            why for

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because you talk like a homosexual

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                my bad

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is this part of disability assistance for deaf people or similar?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sucks for you EFLs to not have subtitles.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    me

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll watch this shit in the background on my iPad while i play PC games when a good copy gets online

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers live such sanitized virtual lives that they’re getting excited at the prospect of feeling something, even if that’s just mild discombobulation from a Nolan movie.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How am I supposed to feel smart if I don't see this?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any reactions from test screenings?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not yet

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's R-rated because of nudity, which is a first for Nolan. he's generally the least sexy director ever so I'm curious to see what his attempts are going to be like.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just cillian murphy hanging dong for 2 hours straight in glorious IMAX 70mm

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        almost definitely.
        no way does Nolan risk accidentally creating an interesting female character by having one take their clothes off.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Einstein full frontal

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only thing I have to look forward to this summer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's gonna be shit, why are you looking forward to it?

      Nolan is the last bastion of sincerity and authenticity in mainstream filmmaking.

      lol

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan is the last bastion of sincerity and authenticity in mainstream filmmaking.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I remember watching Interstellar and thinking "yes, that's right, love really is the one thing that trancends time and space".

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO have you ever seen a Nolan film? Inception? Interstellar? Tenet? The 3 batmans?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Inception? Interstellar? Tenet?
        All great.

        >The 3 batmans
        Begins is good and TDK is great.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Inception is fun but it's literally a turn your brain off and enjoy it movie, it's a few cool set pieces that you have to sit through horrid dialogue and characters to get to

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's tricks dumb people into feeling smart.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      (You)

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything will be shot in one take as well, so there'll be lots of hilarious shit like dead bodies moving and actors staring gormlessly into the camera.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan is earnestly, painfully sincere. It's why anything he produces is so fricking memeable.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could have written this post.
    Any faint interest I had for this movie died when I heard the dialogue
    >this bomb would end World War 2
    >let's go recruit some scientists
    Nolan..what the frick are you doing?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>let's go recruit some scientists
      This dialogue isn't in the movie 🙂

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