>R-Robert? >Sorry anon, he can't hear you, you'll have to speak up

>R-Robert?
>Sorry anon, he can't hear you, you'll have to speak up

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally what can you even do in this situation? i would have to just admit defeat and go home. there's no winning move.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      tickle the underside of her knee

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grab the underside of her knee and push up. She'll tip backwards and there's nothing she can do

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you dive face first into left girl's pussy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >girl
        >pussy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did I fricking stutter?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those are rifles.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >finger-jab left in the c**t
      >elbow right in the stomach
      >tiger paw strike left in the face while she's stunned, send her down the stairs
      >suffocate right to death
      >rescue Robert

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      leave to go get some backup and then drive through the theater in my Chimera. In the ensuing chaos have my squad gun down the tall one and then do picrel to the other one.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      even if you could physically overpower them both at the same time you would do nothing
      im so socially moronic and get exhausted having social interactions i would just turn 360 degrees and walk away go home and pirate the movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only winning move is not to play

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uppercut her pussy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just sniff her. She will either move, in which case you win, or not move, in which case you can sniff her to your hearts content. Either way you win.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adjust her sock for her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      go over there into yhf pu see yhv

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there a drywall doorway in the middle of a movie theater?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think this was taken in the stairwell leading up from the mines.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Celebrity designated shooters! Robert, you have outdone yourself, my man.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robert is glad to see you finally getting some female attention, he is such a bro.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No p-please I'm just trying to get an Oppenheimer popcorn vessel...

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need one ticket to oppenheimer pls

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    but I need to save the new Indiana jones movie from flopping

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    r-robert, help me!

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry ladies haha you're a little old for me

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SAVE ME, ROBERT. don't let them SPOIL my kinoplex virgin discount

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      um, the virgin discount is -30% anon...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean I've been paying 30% MORE this whole time?
        Anything to support my local kinoplex and subsidize quality falcon chow.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >First person to stop clapping after margot's foot scene gets popped. Don't say you weren't warned.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop watching Chinese cartoons.

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