my favourite one was lance reddit, because the doctor ruled it the result of an ongoing heart condition with no autopsy and cremated the body before the family could do anything- and his own family took it to their lawyer because there was no god damn way he had a heart condition
I know nobody asked but I like to bring it up because lance was publicly mocking and dismissive of people who wouldn't take the shot and also a huge fitness diet and mental health advocate
>tards can't help but hop on Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, LinkedIn, etc. and let everyone know how stupid they are >been taking L after L for 3 years now >families distance themselves from them >friends distance themselves from them >made themselves unemployable except amongst other morons >hitched their entire personality to a grift they are too stubborn to admit fooled them >now even /b/ and /misc/ force them out
Artie probably has the same amount of high caveman admixture that Ozzy and Keith Richards do. Makes for a high tolerance to certain substances on the mortality level, but also greater potential for addiction because of that.
>his kryptonite >most of the blame rests with me >but i was a good guy who tried to get him health insurance >you're burdening ME with the responsibility of taking care of you
lmao
>i spoke with him the night before he died >he was admitted to the hospital >he was in an emotional state >he said he was embarrassed he was emotional in front of me >I said Ralph Im your friend, im your buddy >you go ahead and you cry
hahaha
>but i was a good guy who tried to get him health insurance
my dad's neighbor who makes like 30k a year gave him a couple grand to see a doctor because he was worried about him and knew we were poor. he put in in a pack of cigarettes my dad smokes with a note "for the doctor". imagine instead your friend is a fricking billionaire and he doesn't even just put you on a policy but just lectures you about needing to buy insurance. what a fricking israelite
When Artie literally tried to kill himself after stabbing himself 15 times the first thing Howard said was "Well how this is affecting me is...." insane but that was show
stern is unironically a billionaire and before that just a lowly multi hundred millionaire
yet he wouldn't help his assistant/stylist/best friend pay for his medical care because of his shitty israeli boomer bootstrap mentality. this golem deserves to roast in hell
then again maybe it was punishment for ralph convincing him that wig looks "youthful" and "badass"
Ralphie cakes
you've got disgusting berries
all over your face
you'd rather catch than pitch
that's why you're Howard's b***h
and your name is Ralphie cakes
I thought I was the only Howard Stern fan on Cinemaphile
Y'all know any good Mega links/torrents that have huge 90s compilations? I've watched just about everything YouTube has to offer. Started listening when the Brent in Vegas/his prostitute wife stuff was on Sirius in like 2018, then listened to a ton of Artie years, and eventually moved on to the Jackie years. After hearing those it's really really hard to genuinely enjoy anything post idk 2003 maybe, the cursing takes away from the humor and I can only hear Artie be le silly rude ddict man so many times
Stern was hilarious in the 2000s. Then sometime around 2011 he brought in a "consultant" to completely revamp his show and it became totally unlistenable.
Were fans* his show is milquetoast. OnA ruined their careers, both respectively sorta went nuts, Loveline turned into Carolla being center of the right b***hing about Covid still. It’s all tiresome. We used to have great radio shows that had humor laced with news. Now we have podcasts and 90 minute interviews. Anyways, longtime listener, first time caller
>He was one of those "everybody that doesn't get it deserve to die" buttholes.
Haha and now he's dead like all the other gays who had that gay stance. Good job, gay!
high pitch eric has gotten his shots and hes a bloated land whale that's still alive. Ralph was a huge drug and alcohol abuser which probably didn't help.
stern is unironically a billionaire and before that just a lowly multi hundred millionaire
yet he wouldn't help his assistant/stylist/best friend pay for his medical care because of his shitty israeli boomer bootstrap mentality. this golem deserves to roast in hell
then again maybe it was punishment for ralph convincing him that wig looks "youthful" and "badass"
I read that Scott the engineer wanted to start a gofundme for his wife's cancer and howard wouldn't allow it. Had him move quietly to another show/job at Sirius.
R
even though he's a massive douche (but who on that cast wasn't), he still hung around with the crew and took the jokes like a champ.
Also I remember from somewhere that he's a trekkie so that's also a plus.
Heroin relieves stress. If you have decently pure product and always dose it correctly it makes you live longer. See William Burroughs, Kieth Richards.
he knew too much. "ralph put condoms in my gym bag and pissed off my wife" bullshit, howard.
That looks like the Howard stern set so mu first guess is degenerate drug addict.
it was Howards stylist/make up artist and seemingly his confidante
is that why they look the same?
yes. ralph styled howard after himself. and howard was ok with this. nothing weird about it at all.
jews man
Was the death safe and effective?
it was unexpected heart so yes
my favourite one was lance reddit, because the doctor ruled it the result of an ongoing heart condition with no autopsy and cremated the body before the family could do anything- and his own family took it to their lawyer because there was no god damn way he had a heart condition
I know nobody asked but I like to bring it up because lance was publicly mocking and dismissive of people who wouldn't take the shot and also a huge fitness diet and mental health advocate
Lance Reddit?
I love how you drooling morons pretend nobody died of anything but old age prior to 2020.
Trannies definitely roped themselves prior to 2020.
obsessed
Why are so many trannies posting on Facebook?
>tards can't help but hop on Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, LinkedIn, etc. and let everyone know how stupid they are
>been taking L after L for 3 years now
>families distance themselves from them
>friends distance themselves from them
>made themselves unemployable except amongst other morons
>hitched their entire personality to a grift they are too stubborn to admit fooled them
>now even /b/ and /misc/ force them out
>normies get fed up with morons on social media and circle the wagons or leave it completely.
lockdowns were amazing for seeing who people really were
I would argue the 2016 election was where it started. Everyone flipped their cards for the showdown but forgot to put the next hand face down.
>“He didn’t take care of himself.”
Did the big guy have him taken care of you think?
Dominic Barbara the bloated attorney? it's possible
imagine being howard's right hand man for decades and this is what he says about you after you get vaxecuted
what a fricking wienersucking israeli goblin
The story goes he had lymphoma and never went to get it treated until it became really advanced.
artie outlived him
>artie outlived him
and norm
and bob saget
the gods are fickle
The life artie lives is way worse than any hell could be
Artie probably has the same amount of high caveman admixture that Ozzy and Keith Richards do. Makes for a high tolerance to certain substances on the mortality level, but also greater potential for addiction because of that.
>listen to old HS broadcasts
>get that pang of time gone by as the topics they go over and the guests they bring in are old news now
FRICK
Ralph seemed kind of annoying but he was part of the crew. I was just listening to him annoy Eric yesterday...
>Ralph seemed kind of annoying
He legit made a living laying out outfits for a grown man
>ralph caught an illness that was treatable
>it developed complications
he had HIV and then it turned into AIDS
>fricked the same girl charlie sheen was banging without a condom
yep
the risk of getting aids from heterosexual sex with women is negligible
just listened to that saga when artie accused him of stealing money it was so great. Ralph was so hateable but was a great character for the show
Listen up because this will only take a minute, he was a bedlamite, troglodyte, transvestite, epiplectic dehydrated diabetic AIDS victim! Riiiiight?
they memory holed all the episodes with Elliot before he started doing the "Gangster talk, riiiiiiiight?" shtick
Besides Beetlejuice, Elliott was the greatest Stern guest that was vile, vulgar, vituperative and violent....Riiiiight?
SAFE
EFFECTIVE
he got to live an easy life
People always claim that I feel like is never true
Grifted Stern and Sam Simon into living that easy life. An inspiration to NEETs everywhere.
you just know that howard forced him to get fully vaxd so in the end, was it really worth it?
VAXX status?
are you kidding?
Suddenly, Unexpectedly...sounds like TURBO cancer by the vax.
Stern mentioned it was pretty rare but easily treatable if he got it caught in time. Ralph never went to the doctors though
Vax status?
>R.I.P Ralph Cirella. Howard talking about his best friend passing away unexpectedly
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>his kryptonite
>most of the blame rests with me
>but i was a good guy who tried to get him health insurance
>you're burdening ME with the responsibility of taking care of you
lmao
>i spoke with him the night before he died
>he was admitted to the hospital
>he was in an emotional state
>he said he was embarrassed he was emotional in front of me
>I said Ralph Im your friend, im your buddy
>you go ahead and you cry
hahaha
>but i was a good guy who tried to get him health insurance
my dad's neighbor who makes like 30k a year gave him a couple grand to see a doctor because he was worried about him and knew we were poor. he put in in a pack of cigarettes my dad smokes with a note "for the doctor". imagine instead your friend is a fricking billionaire and he doesn't even just put you on a policy but just lectures you about needing to buy insurance. what a fricking israelite
When Artie literally tried to kill himself after stabbing himself 15 times the first thing Howard said was "Well how this is affecting me is...." insane but that was show
>the israeli friend cries out as he doesn’t help you
Howard also refused to help Scott the Engineer when his wife was dying. He's an absolute cheapskate miserly like
>actually you being sick and dying is a huge burden to me
I remember how he would autistically criticize the bodies of the women that went on the show and got naked. I still think he was secretly gay.
secretly?? he took a lie detector test on the show and failed the gay question
Either Redbar or Cumia had a segment speculating that he was Howard's boytoy and he looked like Howard because Howard wanted to frick himself.
lie detectors are useless trash.
He had good laser pointer skills.
He was always a great instigator, love him or hate him
rip
How is Artie now?
>on thing I have to thank Ralph for
>he introduced me to... to Beth
ok now im convinced he had him wacked
Are Howard's parents still alive? He must have them on the Soros drugs.
if you have the money and don't mind doctors probing you every other day you can live indefinitely
Dad died maybe last year. Mom is senile and almost dead.
why do him and stern look the exact same
you know how people and their pets end up looking alike
because he's the stylist duh
he even styled his nose?
>has died unexpectedly.
he had lymphoma but the vax has been linked to that
Vax is causing a lot of diseases, a lot of strokes, heart problems
How do you think Gary feels?
like steel wool with olive oil dumbed on it.
stern is unironically a billionaire and before that just a lowly multi hundred millionaire
yet he wouldn't help his assistant/stylist/best friend pay for his medical care because of his shitty israeli boomer bootstrap mentality. this golem deserves to roast in hell
then again maybe it was punishment for ralph convincing him that wig looks "youthful" and "badass"
died of the jab
welp
no refunds ralphie boy
what did he buy?
Ralphie cakes
you've got disgusting berries
all over your face
you'd rather catch than pitch
that's why you're Howard's b***h
and your name is Ralphie cakes
I thought I was the only Howard Stern fan on Cinemaphile
there's lots of us.
Cool. For me, it's the Eric the Midget puts a hit on a guy call
His name is Jerry. You know what to do.
The show sucked after Artie left and Eric died and I stopped listening then.
Y'all know any good Mega links/torrents that have huge 90s compilations? I've watched just about everything YouTube has to offer. Started listening when the Brent in Vegas/his prostitute wife stuff was on Sirius in like 2018, then listened to a ton of Artie years, and eventually moved on to the Jackie years. After hearing those it's really really hard to genuinely enjoy anything post idk 2003 maybe, the cursing takes away from the humor and I can only hear Artie be le silly rude ddict man so many times
Disgusting
Stern was hilarious in the 2000s. Then sometime around 2011 he brought in a "consultant" to completely revamp his show and it became totally unlistenable.
He was terrible in the 2000s. He was good in the 90s.
How are yall still listening after Eric the midget died, and Howard acting like a homosexual during covid?
I consider myself a fan too, but I don't listen to any of the new shit. The show ended in 2010.
old fricks
Were fans* his show is milquetoast. OnA ruined their careers, both respectively sorta went nuts, Loveline turned into Carolla being center of the right b***hing about Covid still. It’s all tiresome. We used to have great radio shows that had humor laced with news. Now we have podcasts and 90 minute interviews. Anyways, longtime listener, first time caller
>died unexpectedly
>tripple maxxvaxxed homosexual
>What do we think boys?
How many death vaccines did he get?
He is probably getting one even now.
"our community" He's a faaaaaaaaegg
He was one of those "everybody that doesn't get it deserve to die" buttholes.
>He was one of those "everybody that doesn't get it deserve to die" buttholes.
Haha and now he's dead like all the other gays who had that gay stance. Good job, gay!
Did george just out him ? OOh My !
That's certainly what it sounds like. He never had a wife and kids, right?
he literally said he was bi
Only good gay on Stern was Richard Simmons
GAAARRRYYYY
My name is Cheryl, and I'm your daughter.
Milky sauce
what about the old queen? Mark something.
lol. I'm sure he means the Stern community, but that's funny.
high pitch eric has gotten his shots and hes a bloated land whale that's still alive. Ralph was a huge drug and alcohol abuser which probably didn't help.
I read that Scott the engineer wanted to start a gofundme for his wife's cancer and howard wouldn't allow it. Had him move quietly to another show/job at Sirius.
Mark Harris?
the king lives on
R
even though he's a massive douche (but who on that cast wasn't), he still hung around with the crew and took the jokes like a champ.
Also I remember from somewhere that he's a trekkie so that's also a plus.
>Ralph said to me he regretted not having a partner in life
Glad Howard admitted to Ralph being gay after his death
Howard’s butt buddy died? Who cares!?
WHERE’S THE FRICKING STICKY??
That snaggletooth homosexual r-r-r-r-moron doesn't d-d-d-deserve a sticky!
>Ralph was Howard's twink
I thought they were the same age.
Admit it.
You miss him everyday.
>Artie outlived Gilbert, Saget, Norm, Ralph, Eric the midget
How??
Heroin relieves stress. If you have decently pure product and always dose it correctly it makes you live longer. See William Burroughs, Kieth Richards.
Howard and Ralph definitely tooled each other in the ass.
was Howard just about to write him a note?