Ralph Macchio

How the FRICK is this dude 61?!

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was born in 1961

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      > 61 years old in current year
      > born in '61
      How often does this happen?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He turns 62 soon, it isnt hard you fricking moron

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          However many times a child born on a date that ends with 61 and reaches the age of 61.

          I'm not sure you understood what I was asking.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You stupid

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        However many times a child born on a date that ends with 61 and reaches the age of 61.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It happened to you too when you were 10 years old you moronic fricking child.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it didn't. When I was 10 the final digits in my birth year were not 10.

          Why are you upset?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >When I was 10 the final digits in my birth year were not 10.
            Could have fooled me.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              What would me being 23 mean to you?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >23
                I'm being trolled, right?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It happened to you too when you were 10 years old you moronic fricking child.

              underage moron

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ffs
                >be 10
                >date of birth ending in 10
                >that means you were born in 2010, you were 10 in 2020, and you're 13 this year

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >trying to do math
                nerds get out

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So are you 13 or just a Black person?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        good question for Cinemaphile
        I, however don't do math as much as possible

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, how many children were born in 61?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        every year

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually it has to be even numbered years unless we get into month of birth autism.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good genetics, Macca is 81

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      him and tony blair are converging

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not a single wrinkle on his face at 81
      How is this even possible?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Moisturizer on
        Moisturizer off

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    clean living

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to frick his alien daughter

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he isn't balding and takes care of his skin

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being a hair chad goes a long way

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lipstick
    He ruined Cobra Kai with his diva complex

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    genetics, the kind that curses you with a babyface. shit is not fun past your teens and everyone just constantly brings it up every single time they meet you. also 99% of women dont want to be dating/getting fricked by guys with baby faces. it's most likely not a positive till you hit your 40's or something

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's weird, he's as old as my dad, but he looks like a boy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Four years older than my dad. My dad doesn't look terrible or anything despite being an alcoholic construction worker his entire life, but he sure doesn't look like that. I am 32 and balding with grey patches in my beard if I go too long without shaving while my dad is 58 and has a full head of hair, though his beard and head are getting pretty grey. Frick my mom's side.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now you know why he could pull out 3 Karate Kid films pretending to be a teenager when he was +20s

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yup, the guy who played Terry Silver in Karate Kid 3 is younger than Ralph

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he dyes his hair.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair his face still looks young enough that he would look weird with grey hair.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he was in his 30s in My Cousin Vinny

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Italian

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      well africans are known to age well

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am 36 and still get carded for alcohol

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You idiots, child stars are given drugs by their parents to keep their faces young to milk more money out of their child stardom. Same thing happened to Haley Joel Osment. The downside is you look like a baby for the rest of your life.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      and those drugs are?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Puberty blockers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn't a child star doofus. He didn't start acting til his late teens/early 20s

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he dances. good cardio and the ladies tire out before he does

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hes older now than Pat Morita was in the original movies by like a decade, crazy

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    all me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      here's a reply

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