Cats (my mom owns 12 in the house and at least 5 more that come and go) scratch holes in the fly screen which i usually repair but sometimes moths get in through those holes. I suppose the moths could get in through the cat flap and open doors as well.
They're dumb boys as well. You pretend to squash them they don't move, you slowly approach them they let you handle them, won't even fly away from your hand.
>painting in my spray booth >one of these motherfrickers flies through my window >buzzes around a bit then comes into the booth >gets sucked up against the filter >I drown this motherfricker in Tamiya Lacquer Flat Aluminium >MECHA CRANEFLY drags itself across the filter for a few seconds before the lacquer melts into its exoskeleton and freezes it like a statue
I hate these fricking things
I have some unfortunate information for people who thinks moths are stupidly attracted to light. The thing they actually do is apply a navigation technique where, to keep flying in a straight line you pick a light source which is at effectively infinite distance (e.g. all light sources that existed when you evolved) and adjust your flight so that it's always at the same angle to your flight. The problem is when the distance is actually much shorter because the light source is unnatural, this same technique results in an inevitable collision course (search 'proportional navigation'). So it's sad because they're actually doing something sensible but our happening to create bogus earthly moons causes them to smash themselves to bits. They aren't attracted to light, they don't love it so much they smash themselves like greedy little pigs. That's just our ignorant cope assumption.
>So it's sad because they're actually doing something sensible but our happening to create bogus earthly moons causes them to smash themselves to bits
Except the saying is attracted like a moth to a flame, not a led light. Which means they are moronic.
That's interesting, but moths are still moronic if their evolutionary path still couldn't figure out this problem after thousands of years of humans creating light sources.
This is the psychological defence mechanism 'victim blaming'. I would suggest a different one that doesn't increase misery all around, there are plenty available for example 'oh well, that's sucks but nothing really can be done about it'.
typical reddit normtard response
birds and frogs would find other insects to eat, you dumb reddit c**t, some other insect would thrive and replace mosquito Black folk
>Americans have big ass of these frickers crawling their walls and ceilings and drops down on you while sleeping
I would never be able to live in the US, basically a third world country
stfu, you disgusting Hispanic arab Black person chink israelite mutt
there are no americans, you're all mutts
you don't have your own language, you don't have history or culture, you're a soulless mutt country of various shitskins and chinks
Nah they're bros. We generally consider them almost like pets considering they kill all the actual nasty shit that can be flying or skittering around your home
no idea why it isn't wide spread, here in bongland you get, flies, moths, wasps, mosquitos, spiders and several other insects make use of open windows, the only place I've ever seen bug screens is commercial kitchens and even then it's most likely they don't have them
seems like a bit of a gap in the market here, I always make my own, I can't sleep while hearing shit buzzing around
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata >Originating in the Mediterranean region, it has spread to other parts of the world, where it can live in human homes.[
>House centipedes live anywhere from three to seven years, depending on the environment. They can start breeding in their third year. To begin mating, the male and female circle around each other. They initiate contact with their antennae. The male deposits his sperm on the ground and the female then uses it to fertilize her eggs.
how depressing, don't even get to frick, just cum on the floor and scuttle away
Based. Centipedes are omega bros. >don't make webs like spiders >even more prodigiously ravenous >decimate roaches, ants, assassin bugs, etc.
They keep to themselves too and only come out at night.
>Americans have big ass of these frickers crawling their walls and ceilings and drops down on you while sleeping
I would never be able to live in the US, basically a third world country
Nah they're bros. We generally consider them almost like pets considering they kill all the actual nasty shit that can be flying or skittering around your home
If you think OUR insects are bad (house centipedes are ultra-bro tier btw), you should see Australia's.
>out of my way centipede fricking shits
Never kill these. What you're looking at is 2000$ worth of pest control.
And bite humans. Their bites are some of the most painful bites imaginable.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm an apartment dweller and I don't have insects at all. The "bites" (actually a sting) I ever got were from bees but funnily enough only in the provincial parts of the country during vacations.
i have these Black folk in my house and they are legitimately driving me fricking insane. especially when i'm watching kino or gaming. they are so fricking annoying it's actually unreal.
I vacuum them all, repeatedly, over a few days. after vacuuming eachtime I blow insecticide into the vacuum cleaner. this eradicated almost all of the moths in my house.
I saved a moth yesterday after that dumb bastard followed me inside. I didn't want it flying all over my house and laying eggs in my closet. I didn't want to crush it, so I captured it in a cup and released it outside. Then two more moths flew inside.
>see a nice carpet up for grabbing next to a garbage dump >take it and give it for chemical cleaning >put it in my house >felt like doing renovations so assembled some heavy furniture on top of it >can no longer be removed without turning the entire room to shit >later realize the carpet is made of wool >before you know it became a breeding ground for moths >carpet is so thick I cant kill all the hidden eggs for the life of me >I go through a can of moth spray every week and it doesnt help >got some real penicillin from the black market because EU forced everyone to only sell fake balls that dont work >still wasnt enough >every day I kill a dozen moths >my walls are now black and brown instead of white >cant get the carpet out
I shouldnt have picked that cursed carpet
no it was an actual carpet and a really nice looking one
people in my shithole have the habit of putting useful stuff that isnt broken yet like furniture next to the garbage dump so if anyone else needs it he can take it instead of it going to waste
I got curtain holders, 2 mirrors, a few bookcases, and an actual old ass chest that way + various other little things that way, and it saves a lot of money
but I didnt know there was a reason that carpet was thrown out
>Fren tells me story >Got a nice second-hand couch >Takes it to his apartment >Appartment increasingly becomes infested with wienerroaches. >He figures out they must be from couch >Throws couch out and it breaks upon impact >Hundreds of roaches explode from broken couch and scurry all over the pavement.
>insect lands on screen >swat away >comes back >swat away >comes back >swat away >comes back >gently squish the fricker >small stain left on the screen
How the frick do people test this shit? It's not like you can attach some electrodes to a moth's head and then figure out what its vision looks like.
Like how the hell do scientists know that dogs can only see in greytones?
They're really effective. One summer I was slapping 10 moths dead a day, then after I used these they took 3 years to even slightly come back. The weird thing is some people say they smell like shit, others say they smell nice. It must be a gene thing. Just put them all over your house poison side up and it will kill the moths but not hhhhharm you (sorry brain glitch).
Moths are fricking based. Imagine a butterfly but superman. They're faster, stronger, tougher, smarter, thiccer, reproduce easier, and have more evolutionary tools to survive. ButterBlack folk can go frick themselves. Not to mention he cute
yep just do a cold water extraction, coupla fresh hot chili peppers, some fresh crushed garlic, some cloves. hit with a little lemon juice, let it soak overnight, strain it with cheese cloth, load it into a spray bottle, and mist your vines with it. it'll keep all those creepy crawlies off and it won't hurt your plant.
I wish I could make every moth sentient and then brutally torture and kill them all. I unironically hate them more than mosquitoes, macaques, and Warwick Davis combined.
Moths are fricking based. Imagine a butterfly but superman. They're faster, stronger, tougher, smarter, thiccer, reproduce easier, and have more evolutionary tools to survive. ButterBlack folk can go frick themselves. Not to mention he cute
>woman posting on the internet before simps existed
I want to go back
2 years ago
Anonymous
thanks for the filename
2 years ago
Anonymous
this shit is so cool >bees have no defense against a wasp/hornet >instead, they horde it then raise their body temperature until it gets cooked to death
2 years ago
Anonymous
They vibrate to generate heat higher than what the wasp can handle, but every so slightly lower than what they can handle. Bees are based af
2 years ago
Anonymous
Dont start nothin, wont BEE nothin
2 years ago
Anonymous
holy shit look at them go
2 years ago
Anonymous
>They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>brother
"Sister", technically.
2 years ago
Anonymous
We antisemitic post I'm seventh generation holocaust survivor.
>about to go to bed >open window because it's fricking hot >shitty little mosquito comes in >try to swap it but miss >it flies into the dark parts of the room >have to go to bed knowing there's a homosexual mosquito shit in my room now that'll fly in my fricking face at some point during the night
I hate nature so fricking much.
Enter Chad >huge >strong >dumb as frick
Saw one of these on a sidewalk missing his whole body but still alive, had to stomp poor frick to stop his suffering.
>get into bed >3 moths start flying around >get up get vacuum >suck them up >get back into bed hear humming >get up again 5 moths somehow >get vacuum >get back into bed >about to fall asleep >more fricking moths >notice window was on a slight gap and they were casually landing on the window and crawling in >vacuum up >close window >get back into bed >here little thuds at the window >its moths
Why are you watching TV with moths flying around? Are you outside?
Yeah, you should try it sometimes
Cats (my mom owns 12 in the house and at least 5 more that come and go) scratch holes in the fly screen which i usually repair but sometimes moths get in through those holes. I suppose the moths could get in through the cat flap and open doors as well.
You don't have a moth problem, you have a cat problem
cats are disgusting little animals. Literally every single person that I know who owns one has some sort of mental health issue
>not watching tv in your garage with a bunch of your friends on beat up couches
20 years ago
and you'll never have that ever again 🙁
God.
close your windows bruh
>windows closed
>still have to kill like 10 of those every day inside
I'm not gonna let some moths ruin my cool breeze
>close windows
>die from oxygen deprivation
They are like Indians with wings.
Sup'
he cute
I've got one of these
he's named Amos
I sucked one of these up with a vacuum earlier wtf are they?
either stink bugs or potato bugs
they fly around and smash into ceiling fans
very cool
They're dumb boys as well. You pretend to squash them they don't move, you slowly approach them they let you handle them, won't even fly away from your hand.
In Swedish these are called berry farts
*blocks your path*
He always gets in...
>painting in my spray booth
>one of these motherfrickers flies through my window
>buzzes around a bit then comes into the booth
>gets sucked up against the filter
>I drown this motherfricker in Tamiya Lacquer Flat Aluminium
>MECHA CRANEFLY drags itself across the filter for a few seconds before the lacquer melts into its exoskeleton and freezes it like a statue
I hate these fricking things
Last year I hunted one down in my bedroom for at least a hour, armed with a broom and a ladder. I hate having high ceilings.
I have some unfortunate information for people who thinks moths are stupidly attracted to light. The thing they actually do is apply a navigation technique where, to keep flying in a straight line you pick a light source which is at effectively infinite distance (e.g. all light sources that existed when you evolved) and adjust your flight so that it's always at the same angle to your flight. The problem is when the distance is actually much shorter because the light source is unnatural, this same technique results in an inevitable collision course (search 'proportional navigation'). So it's sad because they're actually doing something sensible but our happening to create bogus earthly moons causes them to smash themselves to bits. They aren't attracted to light, they don't love it so much they smash themselves like greedy little pigs. That's just our ignorant cope assumption.
Bug zapper go BZZZT
...so you're saying they're attracted to light. Thanks Doc.
Thanks Darwin, it was an interesting blogpost.
>So it's sad because they're actually doing something sensible but our happening to create bogus earthly moons causes them to smash themselves to bits
Except the saying is attracted like a moth to a flame, not a led light. Which means they are moronic.
If you're in a house and the only light source is a candle, you're going to think its the moon. If your brain is the size of an insect anyway.
You kind and sweet and valid. I have subscribed to your blog
That's interesting, but moths are still moronic if their evolutionary path still couldn't figure out this problem after thousands of years of humans creating light sources.
This is the psychological defence mechanism 'victim blaming'. I would suggest a different one that doesn't increase misery all around, there are plenty available for example 'oh well, that's sucks but nothing really can be done about it'.
>evolution
>thousands of years
muttlardmcdonalds education, everyone.
yeah proportional navigation was how sidewinders intercepted planes
i'm fairly sure i know why nobody is attracted to you
kino
>serves no evolutionary purpose
>is just there to annoy frick out of you
stop projecting
a skinny brown proboscis typed this post
reminds me of israelites
>look mom i posted the thing
sorry but it's the truth
>bloodsuckers
>parasite
>contributes nothing
>annoying as frick
>world would be 1000 times better off without them
Sure bro why can't my employees just work for free AMIRITE.
They are bird food you moron.
>parasite
>contributes nothing
>annoying as frick
>world would be 1000 times better off without them
You just described american WASPs
>You just described europeans*
Channers
no living being would weep for the death of the mosquito
nature has no purpose, evolution has no purpose that's religious speak chud
there's no "design" in nature
>serves no evolutionary purpose
birds, frogs and other things eat them m8
typical reddit normtard response
birds and frogs would find other insects to eat, you dumb reddit c**t, some other insect would thrive and replace mosquito Black folk
mozzies prefer to suck on women, get some women in your life incel and never be bothered by mozzies ever again
Malaria carrying mosquitoes have killed more Black folk than pretty much anything else. They are Black person population control and based.
>flies around in your room when it gets dark
Don't mind me, bro. Keep watching your show, I'm just hunting for those other motherfrickers bugging you
>Americans have big ass of these frickers crawling their walls and ceilings and drops down on you while sleeping
I would never be able to live in the US, basically a third world country
>thread about bugs
>Ahmed screams about Americans again
stfu, you disgusting Hispanic arab Black person chink israelite mutt
there are no americans, you're all mutts
you don't have your own language, you don't have history or culture, you're a soulless mutt country of various shitskins and chinks
>t. self-hating American
wow
calm down Ahmed
Nah they're bros. We generally consider them almost like pets considering they kill all the actual nasty shit that can be flying or skittering around your home
I rather have all the spiders and moths in the world than those frickers running around
Where are you? I'm living in Europe right now and you frickers have no bug screens so bugs flood into my apartment every day
Sweden.
Just buy a bug net for you window
Euros not having AC made sense before, but I don't get why they never adopted bug screens. There's no downside.
>There's no downside.
They ruin the view.
They don't at all. Most of you live in boring apartment blocks anyway, so its not like there's anything worth looking out at.
no idea why it isn't wide spread, here in bongland you get, flies, moths, wasps, mosquitos, spiders and several other insects make use of open windows, the only place I've ever seen bug screens is commercial kitchens and even then it's most likely they don't have them
seems like a bit of a gap in the market here, I always make my own, I can't sleep while hearing shit buzzing around
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata
>Originating in the Mediterranean region, it has spread to other parts of the world, where it can live in human homes.[
Gr**ks are not human
>House centipedes live anywhere from three to seven years, depending on the environment. They can start breeding in their third year. To begin mating, the male and female circle around each other. They initiate contact with their antennae. The male deposits his sperm on the ground and the female then uses it to fertilize her eggs.
how depressing, don't even get to frick, just cum on the floor and scuttle away
Wow they are just like me!
They don't need sex, they get their pleasure from killing shit
If you think OUR insects are bad (house centipedes are ultra-bro tier btw), you should see Australia's.
spiders arent insects
>amerifats seething in the replies
based!
Based. Centipedes are omega bros.
>don't make webs like spiders
>even more prodigiously ravenous
>decimate roaches, ants, assassin bugs, etc.
They keep to themselves too and only come out at night.
I sure love waking up because a big ass centipede falls on my face while I sleep and then bites me which hurts more than any other bug can do
Where the frick do you live? Ungo Bungo Land?
They can crawl into your ear and damage it.
redpill me on assassin bugs
is this what obi wan uses in attack of the clones
They're also known as "kissing bugs" because they suck your blood out while you sleep, often around your lips. Centipedebros kill and eat them.
>out of my way centipede fricking shits
Never kill these. What you're looking at is 2000$ worth of pest control.
>n-no don't kill use if you kill us you won't have small harmless bugs running around your house!
>lives in squalor with the roaches
Third worlder detected
>What you're looking at is 2000$ worth of pest control.
WHy
It eats its weight in bugs every couple of hours and weighs like half a pound. It shoots Raid from its ass
Does it just exist to search for bugs?
And bite humans. Their bites are some of the most painful bites imaginable.
I'm an apartment dweller and I don't have insects at all. The "bites" (actually a sting) I ever got were from bees but funnily enough only in the provincial parts of the country during vacations.
Where do these things live? I live in rural Michigan and I don’t have them in my house.
I never saw one either, then I moved to ann arbor and had a frick ton, so maybe it's a lattitude thing
i have these Black folk in my house and they are legitimately driving me fricking insane. especially when i'm watching kino or gaming. they are so fricking annoying it's actually unreal.
get screens for your windows
i have a pantry moth infestation inside my house. they're not coming from outside. it's a nightmare.
Blast the frickers
same with Italians on my end
Same, those damn blacks get everywhere
i havent been able to watch movies or game cause theyve infested my tv room:(
I vacuum them all, repeatedly, over a few days. after vacuuming eachtime I blow insecticide into the vacuum cleaner. this eradicated almost all of the moths in my house.
why can't we just do a genocide on all disgusting bugs globally? how much would it change the nature's economy? just plant more trees or whatever.
I like moths. They’re cute.
>I like moths. They’re cute.
what the frick is this alien bullshit
A cute moth :))
MOTH FRICKING SHIT.
Jerry in Maintenance has a fix.
Why does it look like it got infected with Las Plagas?
>posting a male
homo
AHHHH!
you will eat them and you will enjoy it
They're everywhere at night... Like some metaphorical creature that is instinctually attracted to heat and light.
Why are ants and bees, the two most intelligent insects, are also the least scary looking ones?
Imagine if they were the size of a dog...
or the size of a human woman, haha!
That from bug fables?
I wont stab the shit out of you with ass, I swear!
Stupid sexy bee.
damn, bees look like THAT?
Moths aren't scary
lots of free time to make themselves look pretty
I saved a moth yesterday after that dumb bastard followed me inside. I didn't want it flying all over my house and laying eggs in my closet. I didn't want to crush it, so I captured it in a cup and released it outside. Then two more moths flew inside.
...and now you have Gorn Moths laying eggs in your chest because of weak, human emotions.
You disgust me, anon, with your lack of logic.
-t. Dr. Spock
Oh God no!
>NOOOOOO!
>...at first it was the moths, and I said nothing, because let's face it, laying eggs in your chest for pod people is just the way it goes man.
But when the lizard people started popping out of garbage dump couches...
now that...
that's a step too far.
-t. Captain Pike
millers don't lay eggs inside or eat clothes
Go live in a city, elf. Problem solved.
>oh hai anon ur up late, u watchin kino? I wanna see too ok here I come!
>VVPPVPVPVPPVPPVVPVPVPVPVPV
>see a nice carpet up for grabbing next to a garbage dump
>take it and give it for chemical cleaning
>put it in my house
>felt like doing renovations so assembled some heavy furniture on top of it
>can no longer be removed without turning the entire room to shit
>later realize the carpet is made of wool
>before you know it became a breeding ground for moths
>carpet is so thick I cant kill all the hidden eggs for the life of me
>I go through a can of moth spray every week and it doesnt help
>got some real penicillin from the black market because EU forced everyone to only sell fake balls that dont work
>still wasnt enough
>every day I kill a dozen moths
>my walls are now black and brown instead of white
>cant get the carpet out
I shouldnt have picked that cursed carpet
Never pick up road kill, no matter how good it looks or how it will tie the room together
no it was an actual carpet and a really nice looking one
people in my shithole have the habit of putting useful stuff that isnt broken yet like furniture next to the garbage dump so if anyone else needs it he can take it instead of it going to waste
I got curtain holders, 2 mirrors, a few bookcases, and an actual old ass chest that way + various other little things that way, and it saves a lot of money
but I didnt know there was a reason that carpet was thrown out
Always leave dump finds outside in direct sunlight for a few days before bringing them inside. Especially if it's fabric.
>Fren tells me story
>Got a nice second-hand couch
>Takes it to his apartment
>Appartment increasingly becomes infested with wienerroaches.
>He figures out they must be from couch
>Throws couch out and it breaks upon impact
>Hundreds of roaches explode from broken couch and scurry all over the pavement.
Why do you people live like 3rd world Black folk
My townhouse has like 1-2 small bugs seen a week
>*sped-up love parade anthem in the distance*
>Moths in Brazil be like:
Pure kino. The wienerroaches are /ourguys/.
%C3%B3ci%C5%82y
That's a good one. Thanks, M8.
>slams into ur tv @ full speed
i guess being cute isnt much help
he looks like a little lion
That's a male. You fell for a trap, anon.
jesus what a unit
post units
t h i c c
>insect lands on screen
>swat away
>comes back
>swat away
>comes back
>swat away
>comes back
>gently squish the fricker
>small stain left on the screen
Frick insects
Frick Summer
Frick Black folk
Frick your TV
AND FRICK YOUR COUCH
I'm not judging Godzilla at all because if I were a monster I totally would too
based japs using spiders to kill nintendogays
brown recluses won't frick with you if you don't frick with them
sorry if I don't want a spider that can make my dick rot in my house
>Lands on your wall and then rubs his hands together, then buzzes around your head while trying to ram you.
i hate when flies rub their hands together
it reminds me of baka i cant put my finger on
>flies in circles around your ceiling light for hours, resisting all attempts to wave them out of the window
Round and round and round.
What did they mean by this?
poor frickers are guided by moonlight
with artifical light they must feel like playing quake with a shitty 360° fov quake mod
Why is the framerate so fricking ass
moths can only see 6 frames per second
How the frick do people test this shit? It's not like you can attach some electrodes to a moth's head and then figure out what its vision looks like.
Like how the hell do scientists know that dogs can only see in greytones?
I was memeing; if they're anything like flies they probably actually see in slow motion or some shit
I want an answer to my question anyway!
I'm guessing they use microscopes and tweezers to some extent
its a 2011 video
I did not know that existed. Thanks.
why do you want to kill moth man stop just open your window
>just open your window
Fricker wants you to let more in. This moth man is dangerous!
They're really effective. One summer I was slapping 10 moths dead a day, then after I used these they took 3 years to even slightly come back. The weird thing is some people say they smell like shit, others say they smell nice. It must be a gene thing. Just put them all over your house poison side up and it will kill the moths but not hhhhharm you (sorry brain glitch).
>it will kill the moths but not hhhhharm you (sorry brain glitch).
Uh, you okay there anon?
Moths are fricking based. Imagine a butterfly but superman. They're faster, stronger, tougher, smarter, thiccer, reproduce easier, and have more evolutionary tools to survive. ButterBlack folk can go frick themselves. Not to mention he cute
Lepidoptaryans are the superior race
it's like a tiny flying bunny rabbit
that's not actually a moth, it's made out of felt
this, however, is real
they also spawn caterpillars that frick with my tomatoes
caspaicin, garlic, and cloves in a spray my dude
really? this changes everything. I still hate moths but maybe I like moth-lovers a lot now.
yep just do a cold water extraction, coupla fresh hot chili peppers, some fresh crushed garlic, some cloves. hit with a little lemon juice, let it soak overnight, strain it with cheese cloth, load it into a spray bottle, and mist your vines with it. it'll keep all those creepy crawlies off and it won't hurt your plant.
you're my hero
I will never bully moths on the internet again
Your tomatoes were literally built for BML (big moth larvae)
>dayum gurl, moth boy be lookin fine
>this one fricking house centipede shill
I'm I going to fly directly at you? Or am I going to go over here, no, let me just fly by real close just to frick with you.
I wish I could make every moth sentient and then brutally torture and kill them all. I unironically hate them more than mosquitoes, macaques, and Warwick Davis combined.
I'll kill you israelite, moths are the white mans bug
here king, this is for you
absolute unit lad
for me it's honey bees
Mac says he wants the flamethrower
try me wienersucker
butterflies are better because they have all of the qualities of a moth but they stay outside and don't try to prey on your fabric
no fluffy butterflies
See
>honey bees
honey is delicious and it's a fun parlor trick to grab a handful of them without being stung because they are actually pretty docile
>implying humans arent clumsy creatures
If humans were able to fly this is also exactly what it would look like
they cute 🙂
lel i'm on acid that was so much fun post more bees
xD drugs broooo so cool xD
CHOKE ON EM
>woman posting on the internet before simps existed
I want to go back
thanks for the filename
this shit is so cool
>bees have no defense against a wasp/hornet
>instead, they horde it then raise their body temperature until it gets cooked to death
They vibrate to generate heat higher than what the wasp can handle, but every so slightly lower than what they can handle. Bees are based af
Dont start nothin, wont BEE nothin
holy shit look at them go
>They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
>brother
"Sister", technically.
We antisemitic post I'm seventh generation holocaust survivor.
You get what you fricking deserve
Pretty sure those are post-smoking bees. They're dizzy.
that just makes me love them more
>female workers
figures
Sometimes I get a few of these crawling around but they're cool.
I like them
they remind me of Halloween
Yeah they don't wanna bother anyone and seem rather intelligent.
I always kill em
why are they so degenerate though
always having sex
>about to go to bed
>open window because it's fricking hot
>shitty little mosquito comes in
>try to swap it but miss
>it flies into the dark parts of the room
>have to go to bed knowing there's a homosexual mosquito shit in my room now that'll fly in my fricking face at some point during the night
I hate nature so fricking much.
Moths are souls of warriors returned to the Earth to fight shitty TV programs.
You are not watching shitty TV, are you, anon?
Do you guys not use window screens?
*goes straight for your throat*
I did a high school report on these motherfrickers six years ago and it made me hate them as a concept
>dude trust me, im a bird too
That's the most interesting thing in this thread wtf..
i baseballed one with my keyboard last week, felt good.
Enter Chad
>huge
>strong
>dumb as frick
Saw one of these on a sidewalk missing his whole body but still alive, had to stomp poor frick to stop his suffering.
Yes, yes very good, very good HOWEVER
lesser arthropods fear the BBC (Big Beetle Carapace)
Such is a will of an Allah
>get into bed
>3 moths start flying around
>get up get vacuum
>suck them up
>get back into bed hear humming
>get up again 5 moths somehow
>get vacuum
>get back into bed
>about to fall asleep
>more fricking moths
>notice window was on a slight gap and they were casually landing on the window and crawling in
>vacuum up
>close window
>get back into bed
>here little thuds at the window
>its moths
the light wasn't even on
>he's being gangstalked by moths
must of fricked off the moth kingdom somehow mate
>must of
do amerikeks really
>grammar and spelling posting
do homosexuals with nothing of substance to offer really?
>muh open window oh no
Do yuros not use a fricking screen or what? kek