>Ramsay... kind of forgot to creampie his captive wife Sansa Stark during her time at Winterfell
Wtf bros? Did I miss some scene where she drinks a cup of abortion tea? It's literally never brought up and I'm at S7E6.
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Bruh, I think it's obvious he only did anal- I mean just look at the motherfricker.
I've come to discover there's a thousand homosexual redditor copes that have tried to answer this question since 2017. Not one of them can explain why Ramsay would not have impregnated the Stark b***h as soon as feasibly possible.
>mayhaps she was infertile, my good sir
>did you ever stop to consider she secretly drank moon tea off camera, chudboy?! downvoted
No. If there were issues with Sansa getting pregnant, then it would have been Ramsay's #1 issue at hand. Maesters would have been brought in, etc.. He was not at war and home at Winterfell. He had just taken a highborn wife. Literally no excuse.
He'd been neutered as a boy bastard, they talked about this also he had a gf or something.
Maybe Ramsay was shooting blanks, you fricking moron.
Your answer is they chickened out and just pretended the issue never existed after a bunch of blue haired dykes threw a tantrum after Sansa got raped in that episode. They’re literally basically never on screen again to get after the backlash
he couldve been sterile
or honestly this. since hes someone who likes to torture, im sure he wouldnt see any better way to dominate the starks than by making sansa take it up the ass on her wedding night
Doesn't matter how much of a degenerate he was, getting her pregnant and in 16-18 years a cemented claim to the north was half the reason a wedding even occurred. The other half was getting a Stark there to begin with.
>Ramsay sterile
Never happened. His girlfriend is the kennelmaster's daughter. Ramsay has a conversation with her about having to fulfill his duty to Sansa while they can still have their thing. There is nothing in the story to even hint at the idea of him being infertile.
There you go. I'm not mad she didn't get pregnant, more so how it never becomes an issue or even a discussion after Sansa escapes.
That’s just mainstream writing in a nutshell though, characters in lots of fiction have unprotected sex nonstop and yet only get pregnant when it’s convenient to the plot, period-piece romances are the worst offenders
He looks like he went A to P and gave her UTI
that's a big head
For you
For Chuck
Because GoT post S4 is millennial goyslop
correct answer. Even s3 and s4 were going downhill. The writers didnt give a shit past those points and the end of s4 is when i stopped watching.
Imagine throwing this loyal qt away for some stuck up highborn c**t.
It was just political but yeah she completely mogged Sansa and 90% of the girls on the show
It's so fricking weird how media portrays polygamous men as either rapist monsters or complete sleezy creeps
Meanwhile the love triangle has been so used in women's fiction that's it's not even a cliche, it's part of the genre
>Meanwhile the love triangle has been so used in women's fiction that's it's not even a cliche, it's part of the genre
I like how women's stories are about a girl having a vampire protector, being enslaved by a hot billionaire, marrying a time-traveling Scottish lord, etc.
And then guys daydream about something totally reasonable like going on an adventure with a cool tomboy they all lose their shit.
Man, I'm so tired of the pozz.
I remember when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars and there were negresses and israeliteesses on tv saying how this was because of white supremacy.
Black folk attack asians en masse and it's white supremacy.
Now, guys have a fantasy of having a friend/gf hybrid and it's racism
It's so Fricking tiresome
I pray every day to God so He may strike down the San Andreas fault and kill almost everything that's evil in the world
Ramsay had been cumming in his girlfriend nightly for years and she hadn’t gotten pregnant either so I’m thinking he was supposed to not be very fertile, on the other hand he killed Violet (his other fricktoy) after she got pregnant, so he’s presumably not completely sterile
Because D&D stopped following the books.
These last 2 seasons really shit the bed. The dialogue is overly quippy. All the rousing and inspirational speeches are recycled bits from when they had source material to copy+paste. Once I heard the sbowrunners were speed running the ending to get a cushy Disney deal, it all made sense.
Honestly it was a downward slope after season 2 as far as writing and dialogue. 3 and 4 remain solid but it gets a little loose and then with season 5 onward it's just varying degrees of trying to hide and change the big three of tyrion, baelish, and varys. Each becoming a chatacure of themselves like tyrion being the I drink and know things man
Season 5 really was a downer. Sucked
So this girl is the presumed last heir of House Stark. My key to taking over the North. Someone I want as my wife someday because I had a thing for her mom. Better marry her off to a psycho who feeds people alive to his dogs and sews clothing out of human skin!
The book having them dig up some girl and say she was Arya made 100x more sense.
They did littlefinger all wrong because they wanted him to be a villain for the audience to rally against. Even in Season 7 Jon attacking him made zero sense after he saved their asses, also out of character for Jon.
Eh, even Book Jon would be pissed that Baelish gave Sansa to the Boltons to be raped and brutalized. Plus Book Jon's bullshit meter would obviously be wary of LF. He wouldn't choke him like Ned did, but Jon would cooly treat LF as a potential threat.
The show turned Tyrion, Varys and Littlefinget into slobbering messes just to excuse its crap writing. What a waste.
Littlefinger is one of the most underrated got characters
Love these memes.
>Show Manderly only appears after the Starks retake Winterfell
>He admits he should have fought with them against the Boltons
SO WHY THE FRICK DIDN'T HE
Battle of the Bastards in general fricking sucked after you get over the cool factor of the knights colliding with each other and Ramsey getting punched.
Just total wasted opportunity to show Jon's leadership skills. Imagine if he'd given an inspiring speech, lured the Boltons into rocks/trees to mess up the pike formation, kept some cavalry hidden to outflank, rigged up a simple shield and club for Wun Wun, Imagine if something cool had happened like some of the vassal houses defecting to the Starks mid-battle.
there's a lot wrong with it. but the way they killed off the last giant was so unsatisfying. his species is extinct and it's like it doesn't even matter.
I've been rereading the books and occasionally make one myself. The Sansa one and this one are mine.
Kek
Book Littlefinger is perceived as a friendly harmless dude that's competent and useful
Show Littlefinger might as well have a snake tongue and horns with how intrusive he obviously is.
If I hadn't played Bully, I'd say he was the most obviously evil character I had ever seen
Littlefinger 2.0 mogs the original in obvious evil
I miss him so much
Can't women just try really hard not to let the sperm make them pregnant? I mean its their own body, it should be as easy as flexing a muscle or coughing or something.
Can't anon just not be a homosexual? I mean it's his own butthole, it should be as easy as not letting the BBC touch the sides.
I realize you would have no way of knowing this and no use for this information but women are only fertile 8 or 10 days out of a month
Everyone who’s read hentai is aware of this, which is like 99% of the Cinemaphile userbase, regardless Ramsay was nutting in Sansa every day of the month, probably even when she was on her period
That seems a bit high
During ovulation a woman's pussy is only extra gooey and full of eggs for 3 or 4 days
Jesus Christ people. Don't they teach a minumum of Health Education in SchoolShooterLand?
Hours. The eggs are only viable for a few hours every month.
Bitches can keep a viable quantity of sperm to impregnate them for, at best, a couple of days before ovulation. But even that, two days is a long "Winning the lottery" stretch.
So, around 50 hours a month if you're incredibly lucky, but more like you have to ejaculate within a few hours range of ovulation, and even then you only succeed 25% of the times at the very best.
Jesus thats fricking disgusting, like something xenomorphs would do.
Oh yeah you're right he must have missed those days with his slave wife whose child would make him a great lord.
thanks for this extremely irrelevant information given the OP
>Book Ramsay: Depraved ugly psycho but with a tenuous grasp on his own power and allies
>Show Ramsay: Depraved psycho gigachad who keeps winning and faces no repercussions (not even from any of the other houses he fricked over) and only loses due to a deus ex machina
At least he made the Boltons more based.
The difference is that book Ramsay was raised by his mother and has no formal training in combat or military strategy, whereas tv Ramsay was raised by his father and got the same sort of education that characters like Jon had
It always rustles my Jimmie’s when normies praise the “battle of the bastards”. You don’t have to make it the best thing ever, it can still be very enjoyable. But when I see crap like the giant participating and not fricking everyone up with massive stones, or a tree trunk as club, it makes it stupidly unenjoyable.
PS: Le 4D chess genius PREDICTED(!) the wall of the dead piling up
Did you forget that he had like 3 or 4 prostitutes living with him?
I am surprised he even touched Sansa.
I should know more about how the uterus works than I do
It's mostly just a bunch of overcomplicated bullshit designed by a schizo
Jizz goes in, children crawl out, why all the periods and clits and ovaries and shit?
Didn't they imply she was pregnant at some point? Just kind of forgot?
Girls roughly have a 25% chance one week a month to get pregnant. It's normal for it take months and months to get pregnant.
In the early seasons, it makes sense that the political stuff is the biggest part of the show. but it makes zero sense from a story telling POV why Cersei is the big villain of the series. that's what really bothered me about season 8. the stakes if the night king wins is a lot higher than the stakes if cersei wins. Who gives a shit who the queen of king's landing is after you just prevented the zombie apocalypse. it's such a bizarre choice from the show runners. i can't imagine this is how the books go.
In all seriousness the reason Sansa, Arya, Cersei and the sand snek mom got so much screen time is because d&d liked the actresses so much
Cersei's character became ridiculous after the sept explosion. D&D kind of forgot that she was still an utter moron that had been fricking everyone, would still make extremely idiotic choces, and should now have a huge revolt on her hands for destroying the faith. But instead, it's all peaceful and suddenly she's le mastermind who can't stop winning. First, completely ignores the white walks and snubs the envoys from the north begging for help and she is shown to be correct as they never get past winterfell and never threaten the south in any way. Then she gets with Euron and is again shown to be correct as he wipes out the dornish and other iron born and shits on Dany and her dragons. She should have lost long before the final season and if anything, Jaime should have gone back to her eager to murder her instead of somehow forgetting he hates her guts and deciding he loves her now.
I agree with all of that. It wasn't very believable
Yeah I agree. I was very shocked that going north and defeating the night king was so easy & then they get back to the kings landing stuff after...like, wtf it's zombies, everyone should be on deck or they all die trying, bc its fricking magical zombie apocalypse ! ... season 8 was a shit show tbh
They should've had a scene showing her drinking moon tea to explain this.
Or maybe a scene where she's repeatedly punching herself in the stomach to miscarry? That would have been powerful
He was scared of fathering bastards because of his poor upbringing so he always pulled out
Ramsay might have been shooting blanks
They really didn't explain it and it was so weird. But imagine if she did get pregnant with his son and the complications from that. Then she'd either have to late term abort, or go through with birth and have Ramsay's bastard. Then she'd be at the council with her little infant while demanding she be made Queen of the North and I guess he'd be heir to everything. She's unlikely to get a man as it is, but then who'd take the job
the female body has a way of shutting it all down if they aren't into it.
Please, tell me you guys are joking.
a woman’s sex hole shoots out blood as a defense mechanism to block the man’s seed, the down side is that it causes her cramps
Humanity would be dead if rape impregnation didn't work.
rape only happens when the woman doesn’t orgasm
it truly is impossible to tell if someone is having fun or serious on the internet.
that was a great quote
It would have been way too based for normie audiences.
He wyte so he seed ain't fertile and sheit
Anything that's so utterly moronic with the Boltons, Roose is not moronic and knows how viscious and psychotic his son is. He'd never leave himself open to being murdered that way. Even book Roose knows Ramsay may attack Fat Walda and the kids, but he's some creepy vampire or some shit so he doesn't care
this fricker looks like he exclusively fricks small animals
I wish they had killed off this homosexual and brought in Aegon instead. They don't need a super villain to have a good show, and the people loving Aegon and rejecting Dany was exactly what was needed to set up her fall to craziness
I feel like normies would have seen Faegon as an unearned deus ex machina without the book's hints about the Blackfyre Rebellion, the paper dragon in the House of the Undying, and Tyrion's boat ride.
Shame, too. I wish the show could have been animated. Just seems like there's so many logistical concerns, contracts etc involved in a live-action show. I felt like the show was sometimes even more brutal than Gurm might have been because of the need to just get minor characters out of the way.
That's true. If GRRM told them how everything played out though, he should have emphasized the importance of the false dragon to the story, setting it up and how it influences the ending.
The point was Aegon wasn't important, that's why he was cut, same with Stannis
By which I mean Stannis dying like a b***h after losing to Ramsay
No, D&D wanted to rush it due to expecting a Disney/Star Wars deal. They also did just got bored of it after Season 3.
True, but they'd been given the rough outline of how GRRM thought it would end well before then.
>Yeah but Gurm said-
That was just cope, he only started the "mayhaps their ending was a mummer's farce but mine own will be a different affair all together" shit after the ending bombed, even with braindead showgays
I kinda believe him.
I do think he doesn't actually have anything ready except the revelation of Jon's parentage and some of the other more obvious moments.
GURM doesn't know how the end the series, he put too many pieces on the boar and can't effectively get rid of them.
And ripping off Maurice Druon won't help.
I think a lot of the main storypoints are supposed to happen but D&D just completely fricked up the execution and character motivation behind them. Like dany burning down king's landing. That's something I would definetely see her doing, but the execution of it in the show makes no sense at all. The latter seasons of GoT are riddled with cases like that.
She rejected all of his filthy rapist sperm by sheer willpower only
He put it in her ass. It's why she is figuratively and literally butthurt for the rest of the show.
In the books Ramsay got shitdick from Sansa. She didn't eat enough fiber.
Sansa never gets anywhere near Ramsay. They gave another girl to him and said she was Arya
Wow you're right I never thought about that....why didn't she get pregnant? They should have addresses this
Sansa implied he liked to frick her in the ass