>Ranch....

>Ranch.... or cool ranch?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cool Ranch.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cool frickin' ranch, kid!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    where's the trigger located on that gun?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In your mind.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Behind his fingers? I don't even understand the question here. Here's what the gun looks like from the side with the fingers unclenched and the trigger highlighted in red if that helps you understand it.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cooler Ranch

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ranch would come first. Cool ranch is a varient based on ranch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You stupid b***h
      You stupid, fricking b***h
      I can't believe how dumb you are
      Jesus Christ, I can't believe how fricking dumb you are
      You are the dumbest motherfricking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If we're talking about Doritos chips. Cool Ranch came out in the 1980s. Rival chip companies released their version of cool ranch named ranch afterward.
      Cool Ranch is known as American Ranch in foreign markets.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So American = Cool. Thanks for letting me know!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          KEK. A lot of food is given the "American" label in foreign markets. I used to have a picture that a friend sent me while she was over in Japan years back. The LAWSONS store she went into had a small "American" section due to the influx of soldiers and tourists in the area. It was what you thought of when talking about US foods.
          >pop-tarts
          >sugary cereal
          >various condiments and hot sauces
          >twinkies, ho-hos, etc.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lidl really loves their little american sections, mostly hotdogs, glaze and burgers
            it allright

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I know that it is the joke to knock down American food but what do people expect? If an American went into their local grocery store, it would have a Mexican, Asian, and foreign food section of stereotypical foods that those countries produce.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not knocking it, had a good bbq with the stuff

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The UK sells canned hot dogs and calls them "American Style"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I wonder how the compare to viena sausages.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              BLUE CHEESE UBER ALLES ALLIED DOG! DIE FAHNE HOCH, DIE REIHEN FEST GESCHLOSSEN -
              *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

              >canned hot dogs
              I can never make fun of Canada's bagged milk again. And we Americans need to take the lead in this race with something even more messed up. Hot burrito smoothies anyone?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds pretty accurate to be honest.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cool Ranch Doritos came after and were inspired by the dressing called ranch, which had its origin with Hidden Valley Ranch. The other chip companies called their product "ranch" when they followed Frito-Lay because "ranch" was already a thing.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was it worth killing your son for this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes YES

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cooler ranch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yooooo! why the frick don't they have these now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because they're selling the 3d ones right now

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey. Check out this cool website at
    >WWW.NFL.COM
    That's
    >WWW.NFL.COM
    and check it out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      football?
      did you say football?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        huthuthuthuthuthutuhuthuthut

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How 'bout that pigskin?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think you should have a nice day Dilbert

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on what we're eating.
    Doritos? Gotta go with cool ranch.
    Salad? Gotta go with ranch.
    Your mom's vegana? Gotta go with both as that b***h tastes nasty.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is why they frick don't they sell cool ranch in my country?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be mexican
      >no cool ranch because everyone are spicygays
      I hate my country's snack culture

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah I forgot to tell you I always loved you.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    didn't scott adams admit that he wished he killed his son

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No he said that he's glad his son died of an overdose, so that he didn't have to kill him himself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He worded these statements very poorly. If you put them in the context of things he has said before they are not as crazy as they sound; At least not more schizo than the average anti-psychiatric discourse.
        Basically what hes saying is that these kind of kids are fundamentally dissatisfied with their society which is why intervention wont help them from ending their lives or lashing out.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lol no, they're violent sociopaths with a damaged brain, there's no helping

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dime a dozen on Cinemaphile, something you can attest to, I'm sure.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Choose life, son.

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