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Post Bean's feet
well, i tried.
How does she fit those long toes in those little shoes?
She's a iguana? Not a gecko?
She's a desert iguana, Dipsosaurus Dorsalis. Dipsosaurus actually translates into Thirsty Lizard.
And she be thirsty
god she's hot
>live action played by anna taylor joy
Who?
WHO??
anya taylor joy
cute feet
i guess?
I want a gf like that.
i dont
homosexual
manifest one
Is that the chess girl?
She's a dead ringer for Lorde
Did they even model her feet?
Can do
Very carefully
I want to massage those real bad
Just massage?
Feepee beepee
No
Prostitutes.
What about them?
I like foxes.
sex
He's not gonna post the webm, anon.
will you
milk.
And eggs?
jaja
>what's the matter, miss your mommy's mangoes?
>not as much as your daddy's cooking
Did he just say he was poly-bi or that Spoons's dad was a cuck?
>Did he just say he was poly-bi or that Spoons's dad was a cuck?
I don't get how can you infer that with just dad cooking. I'm bad at banter.
It could be implied Rango implied he slept with Spoon's father and/or mother. Then Spoons's dad made him breakfast or something.
Oh, I get it know. Thanks.
You need to Ran-go home
Beens is like that one girl that was ugly the first time you met her, and once you got to know her, everything just seems pretty.
>guy in a dress falls on top of him
>says that wasn't all together unpleasant
Spoons is a gay icon confirmed.
I haven't heard it brought up in awhile but what do you think about the theory of Dirt being a Death World like the Unknown?
>what do you think about the theory of Dirt being a Death World like the Unknown?
This sounds like the kind of theory that I would take to heart when I was fourteen. That being said, Dirt DOES have a rather dreamlike quality to it, does it not?
Or Rango's just hallucinating all the otherworldly happenings.
>RoadKill
>Interacting withe the mariachi owls
>The Spirit of the West
>The walking spanish dagger
But then everyone saw the giant eye in the aquifer.
Beans a cute.
So is nobody going to talk about the Rango MMO?
Not much to say really. It was a shallow game with minimal gameplay and barely any immersion. Reskinnedd basic b***h minigames to get points for clothes and furniture.
How does a girl become such a good shoot in some 1800s themed town?
Started out young and didn’t have much else to do out on a secluded ranch. And those facts aren’t canon by the way. That was just an early draft by the creator of the Blu-ray extras.
Here's what made it to release.
>height
>11 and 1/2 inches and "worth the climb"
>"worth the climb"
I don't get it.
Her height doesn't detract her attractiveness as it can for some tall women.
>Actress asked the designer to give Beans larger breasts
Kek
>21 inches, 1 pound
Man I really wanted this book when I was a teen. Now that I'm finally an adult is out of print or some over expensive second hand book.
Good thing I suffer from Bibliomania.
I wish I could buy it. But current used ones are so expensive.
She's just taller than Rango is all.
>just 1cm taller at most
Come on dude.
I see you're unfamiliar with the 5' 11'' vs 6' 0''meme.
>>just 1cm taller at most
That might as well be 1 foot for some women.
They'd be the same height if his neck wasn't crooked
>girl taller than the MC
Nice, I like it
>girl taller than the MC
My favourite pairing…
We really took Rango for granted. I don't know if we'll ever get anything like it ever again.
>We really took Rango for granted. I don't know if we'll ever get anything like it ever again.
Maybe someday.
I'm pissed because OP said "Rango three" and I thought I missed Rango 2 and Rango 3 got announced
>gore can't even get netflix to make his new animated movie, cattywumpus
Who blacklisted Verbinski?
Sounds like heaven ngl
Just driftin’ through to post tha legend hisself.
Dude has a literal minigun for a tail and would still whimper like a baby at the thought of that hawk
Like just shoot him lol
He didn't have any birdshot
Snakes mainly detect their prey through heat, scent and vibration. The hawk is practically invisible to Jake and could hit him at 120 mph from out of nowhere at anytime.
Anon it's an animated movie where the snake has a literal gun for a tail. I don't think they're going for realism here
Thems what we call his "natural predator." He is instinctually afraid of it. His fear of it is primordial and baked into his body, brain, and soul.
I like that Jake isn't so much a villain, and more just a force of nature that passes through the town from time to time
The good doctor was in this one
is that Slavoj Zizek in the back?
The real Dr. Gonzo looked nothing like Benicio Del Toro.
They're also listening to a little known Jello Biafra led supergroup called Lard.
"I coughed up an entire tribe of pygmes. They started lookin' at me funny."
Now whut in tarnation is happening in this here thread?
Did you think him and Beans were a thing?
Cactus Gunman and Cactus Girl from Gregory Horror Show would have fit so well in Rango.
The toad at the beginning of the movie was funny.
>I'll let you kees my sister
I feel like a fricking dope, it took me all this time to realize Rango's design itself is a reference to the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas poster.
Despite ALL the references in the movie, I never put two and two together as to why Rango had that crick in his neck
Daamn you ARE a dope. I'd never seen that movie before and even I recognized the reference.
Pretty bad movie, but there is one interesting scene where everyone turns into giant reptiles. So there's that strange connection.
I would love Rango 2 to happen but with Depp's current status is hard...
Frick Amber
>frick
>not rape
>>not rape
Correct
Lizzer
>almost half the beans lewds on rule34 are my doing
That tracks.
What's your name?
I guess VasSerpentis, no relation to Hazbin Hotel, is my preferred alias these days. Be warned it’s mostly DA tier autistic hyperpreg garbage.
Legend
We will never get another animated movie so daring as this
Every generation says that after someone hasn’t a made a surrealist masterpiece in awhile.
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What have the directors gone on to do since then?
15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
yoink
Hot.
WAIT A MINUTE! THAT WAS ONLY 6 (YOU)S. WHAT ABOUT NUMBER 7?