Rank the Halloween movies

I've started to watch these films. I've seen I, II, and III. I'm watching IV next. Should I just go in order? My personal ranking so far is II > I >> III.

I'm reading that the 2018 version is quite good but feel like I'm skipping too much if I watch that. Thoughts?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    2018 is just alternative Halloween 2 you literally don't miss anything if you watch it right now.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The continuity is a frick. 3 doesn't fit in anywhere. You have 1 2 4 5 6. Then you have 1 2 H20 Resurrection. Then you have 1 2018 Kills Ends, and yes that's right it also pretends 2 didn't happen.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Halloween Ends > Halloween (2018) > Halloween Kills

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is H2O the third? Is it because Laurie's in it? Are the Rob Zombie versions shit?

      These are the new ones right? I have reservations about watching these too soon.

      And that's not to mention the Rob Zombie movies which are completely disconnected from anything. Only the names are the same.

      Are these worth watching?

      I'm most likely going to go in order. So 5 and 6 will be next. Unless they are totally egregious, I figure why not? At least they have Michael in them. Something III didn't have (I didn't know going into it) which is why I ranked it last so far.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked the Rob Zombie movies. I thought the Laurie Strode actress was fantastic. Also a fun Easter egg with the lgf you'll see in 5 coming back to play the new Annie as a teenager.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    And that's not to mention the Rob Zombie movies which are completely disconnected from anything. Only the names are the same.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All you need is the first and third films if you really prefer atmosphere and suspense over kills and gore. Halloween II is fine if you want to see a continuation of the night of the first film, but the sister angle is moronic. If you care only about Michael killing people endlessly and want some Comedy, I'd recommend Halloween (2018) Halloween Kills, or the two Rob Zombie films. (4, 5, 6, H20, and Resurrection are garbage and easily the worst). Halloween Ends had a lot of potential but they ruined it on purpose.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 > H20 > 2018 Reboot > Zombie 07 > Return > Revenge > 2 > Kills > Curse > Ends > 3 > Zombie 09 > Resurrection

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >im doing it
    Season of the Witch

    >great flick
    Halloween

    >solid sequels
    Halloween II
    7 H20 20 Years Later

    >bad movie night fodder
    4 The Return of Michael Myers
    5 The Revenge of Michael Myers
    6 The Curse of Michael Myers Producers Cut

    >terrible
    8 Resurrection

    >waste of everyones time even rob zombies
    Remake
    Remake II

    >haven't seen
    New Trilogy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >witchlets on Cinemaphile

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love H3 and this still made me spit coffee on my monitor
        >witchlets

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>bad movie night fodder
      >4 The Return of Michael Myers
      >5 The Revenge of Michael Myers
      You don't like Jamie and Tina??

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tina
        Would.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ranking:
    1978 > Kills > RZH2 (director's cut) > 2018 >H2 (1981) > 5 > 4 > 6 (theatrical) > 3 > 2007 > H20 > 6 (producer's cut) > Ends > Resurrection

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kills that high
      >H2 that high
      >Revenge above Return
      >6 (theatrical) over 6 (producer’s cut)
      >H20 that low
      Actually a fricking terrible list. Consider the following: car grinder

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brainlet detected.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 is the best sequel.
    >putting 2 over 1
    That's a hot take. 2 was alright but I wasn't super crazy about it, I preferred 4.
    >I'm reading that the 2018 version is quite good but feel like I'm skipping too much if I watch that.
    2018 isn't connected to any movie besides the original, it's part of a different timeline.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP here. I started 4 and realized I had seen it before.

      H20 and Resurrection are the most fun to watch because they have the late 90s early 2000s horror movie atmosphere sheen.

      >H20
      I actually just started this now and it caught my interest right away. That first scene was great (with JGL).

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    H20 and Resurrection are the most fun to watch because they have the late 90s early 2000s horror movie atmosphere sheen.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 > 2-5 > 6-7 > Rob Zombie's > 8 > new ones

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    78
    Halloween 2018
    Halloween 3 = Halloween Ends
    Halloween 4
    Halloween 2
    H20
    Halloween Kills
    Curse of Michael Myers
    5

    I never finished 07 or watched the sequel
    Resurrection

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    H1 > H3 > H4 > H2 > 2018 > RZ > H5 > RZ2 > H6 > H20 > Ends = Kills >>>>>>>>> Resurrection

    Halloween 1, 2 ,3 and 4 are the best

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically loved Ends, there’s just something about the ZoomerDoomer Driver-Lite 2edgy4u atmosphere that stuck with me. Would have probably loved it if it was a stand alone movie without Michael in it, paradoxically Michael should be the *best* part of a Halloween movie but they misused his character so much in the new trilogy that he became a nuisance rather than a blessing.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Halloween 1 and 2. Those are the only Halloween movies that anyone cares about.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Halloween 1, 2, 3, and 4.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dang it's been a year since the latest Halloween movie came out. Feels like it came out a few months ago. If they do another one, where do you go from there?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Synthwave grimdark horror anthology ala H3 minus the cheese

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 scared the frick out of me as a kid because it was the first time that Michael was exclusively chasing after someone my age.

    1 and 3 are the only ones worth anyone’s time now though

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Halloween 1, 2, 4, and 4 are the only actual kinos ones that are worth watching. 2007 one was okay also I guess.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Meant Halloween 1, 2, 3, and 4

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any sequel after Halloween 2 is stupid because there's no way anyone would survive a fire at this level in the end of the movie, and yet in Halloween 4 we're supposed to believe both Loomis and Michael did. Season of the Witch works because it was its own thing, but calling it "Halloween 3" was moronic. So basically only the first 3 are worth watching which makes sense because they're the only ones John Carpenter had input on. 4,5, and 6 feel like made-for-TV movies. H20 is way too polished, Resurrection isn't even a Horror movie, and the two Rob Zombie films are Comedies. Haven't seen the recent trilogy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      People are too hard on 4, it's kino as frick. Everything else after that is actually awful though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Michael is explicitly supernatural in the thorn trilogy (4-6), H20 was originally written to acknowledge those sequels but it got cut at the last minute, and the new trilogy is a direct sequel to the original.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rob Zombie's films are my favorite, no fricks given

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