There are many excellent scenes, fantastic camerawork, the characters are great fun, but it kind of lost me toward the end. It just didn't click and end on a satisfying/dramatic note.
Fantano has just about aged out of relevancy, and this album being trash would have been his last chance to cash out. But the album was just ok, so nobody really cares about the reviews on it.
It all started when he had sam hyde on his show and sam playfully roasted him throughout. Later he found out how much people hate sam because he's "le evil nazi" and doubled down on hating him.
Ever since he's just been doubling down on it for fear of being associated with anything right wing.
He did the "review" that way because of the things Kanye has said in the past few years. What's on the album is basically irrelevant. You didn't watch the video did you?
He did the review that way because he's a grifter and wanted all the attention on him. What would be a larger blow to kanye fans? >Melon saying he doesn't like the album >Melon saying its LE UNREVIEWABLE and nearly crying with rage on a livestream when twitch chat asks if he's israeli
Robocop
3/10
Almost fell asleep, apart from the "Looking for me?" scene I wasn't impressed at all. Movies like Total Recall/Terminator are leagues better.
Crimes of the Future (2022) - 4/10 shame to see Cronenberg go out like this. He's been shit for a while but I wanted to believe. I don't know how but his latest flicks are self parody.
The Big Lebowski, like 6 maybe 7 out of 10. I find the "haha we pranked you, there's no reason for you to actually care about anything that happened"-style of the movie very boring and unnecessary. Reminds of "and then he woke up"-kinds of stories
There's obviously no criticism on the acting or writing or any other "practical" part of the filmmaking trade, I just wish the story had some kind of point and didn't just fizzle out
you ask why a music review dislikes an album for which he has a review you can just watch to find out. so the only explanation is that you think that the reasons stated in the review are not the real reasons or you're a braindead moron
4/10
Putting such a serious actor in the role was funny, especially when he stays completely stonefaced while having conversations with his moronic dolphin son, but mostly just drags in the runtime-padding way all b movies do.
I had a double feature of The Zone of Interest and I'm Thinking About Ending Things while I was sick yesterday and couldn't have come up with worse movies to watch in that scenario
Why does this guy try to look as ugly and unsettling as possible? Why can’t he ever get glasses that fit? I get that they are always the ugliest frame but you’re supposed to look through the glass not the top of the frame, you absolute moron.
The animation was fine for it's time period but holy shit is the dub awful. Half the fricking dialogue is just grunts and moans. Ending was decent enough to save it a bit though.
Rewatching LOTR trilogy
They're all 10/10.
It feels like all the art the west was capable of producing went into those movies and its all been downhill since then
the ironic thing is that there is absolutely some conversation to be had about how much you can appreciate an artist when their stupid bullshit bleeds into their music to the point it cant be ignored
however fantano is not the one to have that conversation because thats just unreviewable meanwhile he will review albums by rappers who have literally killed people and he'll go "really feeling the rattling hi hats on this one"
Scanners. 7/10
Some weird acting and I was surprised that the score was by Howard Shore, since it was weak.
But the overall movie is very entertaining. Might watch 2 and 3 this weekend.
8/10
>first post
>30 minutes after the op
>simple
>short
>effective
>actually obeying the op
>not even words
10/10
Red Rooms - 8/10
There are many excellent scenes, fantastic camerawork, the characters are great fun, but it kind of lost me toward the end. It just didn't click and end on a satisfying/dramatic note.
I hate seeing this guy's face all over YouTube, his hair, glasses & mustache make him look so dumb.
What hair?
That weird little patch at the front of his scalp. So nasty.
being dumb is what makes him look so dumb
He got destroyed.
How will he respond without sounding mad?
>a literal 10 year old clip
normal people grow up and change, chud
Bro was acting more mature at near 30 than near 40. The times have changed, but no growing up has been done.
this was 2 years ago
the feeling of one israeli person equals the life of 50 white men. know your place, goym.
I would reply, "this makes me very angry."
Out of all the things Kanye has said in the past couple years, the things he has said on the album is quite tame. Why did Melon sperg out so much?
He zogged out.
Because he's a phony.
Fantano has just about aged out of relevancy, and this album being trash would have been his last chance to cash out. But the album was just ok, so nobody really cares about the reviews on it.
It all started when he had sam hyde on his show and sam playfully roasted him throughout. Later he found out how much people hate sam because he's "le evil nazi" and doubled down on hating him.
Ever since he's just been doubling down on it for fear of being associated with anything right wing.
Ohhhh so this is another alt right coping session where very fat and ugly white dudes get mad on the internet over nothing again?
He did the "review" that way because of the things Kanye has said in the past few years. What's on the album is basically irrelevant. You didn't watch the video did you?
why does that makes sense but then he will review in-full albums by rappers who have literally killed people
He did the review that way because he's a grifter and wanted all the attention on him. What would be a larger blow to kanye fans?
>Melon saying he doesn't like the album
>Melon saying its LE UNREVIEWABLE and nearly crying with rage on a livestream when twitch chat asks if he's israeli
divorce arc subplot
Do the right thing 10
Land of bad.
-6/10
I thought Ye stopped being an antisemite after taking his meds?
Strays - 4/10. Started real bad but I actually laughed like maybe 3 times
Drive away dolls
3/10 - woke stupid garbage
The warriors.
Would be 9/10 but the constant use of the word homosexual makes it a 10.
Edge of Tomorrow - 9/10
utter kino flick. They don't make blockbusters like that no more.
>They don't make blockbusters like that no more.
What do you mean, that movie isn't even ol-
>Edge of Tomorrow is 10 years old
Watched it for the first time last night and came here to post this. Fun film!
We took 2014 for granted
Dream Scenario
8/10
Robocop
3/10
Almost fell asleep, apart from the "Looking for me?" scene I wasn't impressed at all. Movies like Total Recall/Terminator are leagues better.
what did melon give it?
I really like it 8/10 bought the band t and the shoes frick it
Crimes of the Future (2022) - 4/10 shame to see Cronenberg go out like this. He's been shit for a while but I wanted to believe. I don't know how but his latest flicks are self parody.
The Big Lebowski, like 6 maybe 7 out of 10. I find the "haha we pranked you, there's no reason for you to actually care about anything that happened"-style of the movie very boring and unnecessary. Reminds of "and then he woke up"-kinds of stories
There's obviously no criticism on the acting or writing or any other "practical" part of the filmmaking trade, I just wish the story had some kind of point and didn't just fizzle out
The Menu - 6/10
Heavy Metal 4/5
Vultures is so FRICKING kino
Miller's Girl - wat/10
Sheba, Baby. 6/10, not the best Pam Grier movie but had some fun shit in it.
Kanye hasn't made a good album since MBDTF
TLOP is better than his first 3 albums
Yeezus and TLOP are decent and MBDTF is overrated
Lincoln
5/10
Vultures is Kane's best album since MBDTF and no amount of israeli kvetching and liberal weeping will make me change my mind.
Why does he hate twisted fantasy so much?
prolly for the reasons stated in the review unless you are implying thats not why he doesnt like it
What the hell are you talking about?
you ask why a music review dislikes an album for which he has a review you can just watch to find out. so the only explanation is that you think that the reasons stated in the review are not the real reasons or you're a braindead moron
why the hell would I care about his opinion?
it's very overrated. even Power and All Of The Lights start to drag 1-2 minutes before ending.
Death to Smoochy
7/10, it's really cinical and cheesy and the same time
Box: Metaphor
it was frickin SHIT
I don't watch movies.
10/10
La Sociedad de la Nieve. 9/10
4/10
Putting such a serious actor in the role was funny, especially when he stays completely stonefaced while having conversations with his moronic dolphin son, but mostly just drags in the runtime-padding way all b movies do.
American Fiction - 5/10
Watchable with a few funny moments.
Cocoon 4/5. Hidden delightful gem
Cemetery Man
10/10
I had a double feature of The Zone of Interest and I'm Thinking About Ending Things while I was sick yesterday and couldn't have come up with worse movies to watch in that scenario
where did you go to watch a double feature of i'm Thinking Ending Things and zone of Interest?
The website where people can watch movies for free
6/10 solid movie but pretty bland Oscar bait
7/10
The Big Short: Gosling wasn't me 0/10
Is that lawsuit still going on? Is that the reason for his constant attention seeking behaviour currently?
i don't remember the last movie i saw.
i mainly watch shows.
The Zone of Interest, 8.5/10 nice sound
wow, audible gunshots and screams, totally revolutionary
I hate him so much.
I remember when söyjaks were actually funny but normies like you have ruined it for all of us
I don't think normies are the ones spamming this soijack garbage anon.
>Absolute Giganten
absolute trash
>Wild Things
not enough moronic plot twists
>Go
Funny, I love the cute redhead
Is inability to separate art from artist a mental illness?
I do not trust men under 50 who have mustaches.
never let him forget his sam hyde interview and his chud secondary yt channel
The Zone of Interest
3½/10
it's a fricking joke
Dumb Money - 3 out 5.
9/10
Communion.
Some interesting ideas, but pretty boring execution.
>the turin horse
liked it more than satantango, pretty decent but nothing that hasn't been done before a dozen times.
Is this a screenshot from the Jeffrey Dahmer
documentary?
Why does this guy try to look as ugly and unsettling as possible? Why can’t he ever get glasses that fit? I get that they are always the ugliest frame but you’re supposed to look through the glass not the top of the frame, you absolute moron.
Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children - 2/5
The animation was fine for it's time period but holy shit is the dub awful. Half the fricking dialogue is just grunts and moans. Ending was decent enough to save it a bit though.
V/H/S 85
0/10
terrible
Rewatching LOTR trilogy
They're all 10/10.
It feels like all the art the west was capable of producing went into those movies and its all been downhill since then
10/10 (Tarkovsky's Stalker)
>rates rap albums about killing, drug dealing, and fricking prostitutes
>won't review albums that don't align with his ideology
what's his problem?
he will never make a response about this because he knows he has absolutely no answer
cope hes balls deep in his hot blackwife and you incels are stuck in Cinemaphile gooning
the ironic thing is that there is absolutely some conversation to be had about how much you can appreciate an artist when their stupid bullshit bleeds into their music to the point it cant be ignored
however fantano is not the one to have that conversation because thats just unreviewable meanwhile he will review albums by rappers who have literally killed people and he'll go "really feeling the rattling hi hats on this one"
dude is crazy inconsistent and a loser
Scanners. 7/10
Some weird acting and I was surprised that the score was by Howard Shore, since it was weak.
But the overall movie is very entertaining. Might watch 2 and 3 this weekend.