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Charles forever humiliated
Embarrassing, she didn’t even do anything
>Embarrassing, she didn’t even do anything
she sperged out and destroyed the west because she was the first british monarch who wasn't crowned on the stone throne
Anyone blaming the Queen for shit like she's a policymaker is moronic. She was never a direct architect of Britain's fall or the Empire ending. She can, however, be held accountable due to her inaction. She never engineered mass immigration directly, but she was forever neutral about anything political
no, I'm just talking about the dumb 'prophecy' that she was the first monarch that wasn't ordained on that specific stone, meaning her entire rule was supposed to be cursed or some nonsense and she was going to be the last english monarch
if you didn't volunteer to join up nigel farages ukip navy submarine fleet targeting dinghys then you are equally culpable by this logic
underrated dry wit.
She defeated Hitler and Stalin
She didn't do anything.
She killed Alan Turing.
She gave us a nice message on telly every christmas
I loved the early seasons of The Crown because they stuffed Claire Foy's bra and it was straight up booba kino.
>Claire Foy was too attractive to play The Queen
>Olivia Colman was too ugly
They never quite got it right.
She wasn't even in the fricking coffin.
Huh, I live in a Commonwealth country and I didn't even switch it on. Nothing against the Queen, I just don't care about her funeral.
The current record is 3.6bn for the 1996 Olympic Opening Ceremony apparently.
This absolutely btfo of that
I wish philip could've been king.
fricking based
How is the Papau New Guinea one even remotely offensive? A fricking Rockefeller was eaten by a native tribe there only a few years earlier
today you may say anything but the truth
word
Based. They did more then any of the lefties shouting "Eat the rich".
>He doesn't know...
The rockefellers literally paid one of the guys who brought back a white mans skull the bounty money. 250 thousand dollars in 1957. So about 2 million in today’s money.
They had no reason to pay for a random skull and didn’t pay any of the massive amount of fakers and hoaxes over the years. So obviously they could identify it via dental records.
And in the local area the fact a white man was eaten was common knowledge. This was back when the Papaun’s literally believes whites were spirits. Also that balance/an eye for an eye was required in terms for justice. Hence if one tribeman killed someone else from another tribe. Someone from the original tribe must die as recompense.
So when Dutch occupied New Guinea sent white soldiers to stop an intertribal war and ended up gunning down some natives. They took the opportunity to eat the first lone white spirit they could
Unsurprisingly his family didn’t air how fricking gruesome their famous sons death was, best leave it as if he washed away
'Alayhi Salam
>well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat
lamo
Brutal.
>Still throwing spears?
He did it, the mad lad. He out-bantered an Aussie. Absolute legend.
Aussie banter comes from British roots after all.
I don't think an Abo counts. Australian culture and humour as we know isn't a brown/Abo thing
if that's in public just imagine the private banter
>queen died from lack of bants
rip
He would have fit right in here.
My personal favourite is him making fun of Alfredo Stroessner, the dictator of Paraguay right to his face in 1963.
>It's a pleasure to be in a country that isn't ruled by its own people
How is that mocking im sure he was in good company
>To a group of industrial workers: "I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing"
These weren't even bantz. Philip was a rabid Malthusian eugenicist who hated everyone but his inbred friends and family.
You guys think he shitposted on /misc/? CEO of everything there more then average poltard.
Here's another one:
>"I frick my cousin"
Everyone just laughed when Phil said something racists or sexist, we were racist back to him as well, he was known as "Phil the greek" one sketch show had him put on dark glasses and visiting his cousin that owned a local kebab shop. We all loved him, he just didnt give a shit.
There's no way that's true
I agree, but maybe they're counting people who saw 60 seconds of it on the news?
probably counting billions of internet bots
I'm guessing it's possible if most of India watched it
It's not, but as others have noted, the Commonwealth was large, and the colonial Stockholm syndrome is strong, especially among Indians.
A good chunk of India doesn't have electricity let alone a TV
what are you doing telling lies benchod
Kek
this might have been true 15 years ago but it isn't today
Even the slums there have tvs and cable
That’s like one of the first things people in slums set up when building, their priorities are on par with ours but their means are less lol
>commonwealth
>stockholm syndrome
Gb2r. Ignorant fool.
Indians fricking hate the British and are still butthurt about the Colonial India. It's part of why they like Hitler so much.
>Indians fricking hate the British
You ean the descendents of the baghdad hand-rubbers who were expelled into India in the 700s, ruled with drugs and violent slavery for 1000 years, and then had their racket destroyed by the british in the late 1800s when England and France went around the world and destroyed the evil enterprises of those certain types wherever they were found?
yeah, the descendents of those people in places like punjab and hyderabad are kind of mad, but the rest of them are cool with it.
fricking hate the British
Their women sure didn't 😉
>ancient history
didn't Churchill starve like a couple millions of those
did he? or dd the indian government mismanage things and do it to themselves?
Not really indians are pretty chill its pakis who hate the british
>Indians fricking hate the British
Only the uppity middle class ones we see. The average poor Indian worships Britain
it's probably as true as most streaming figures.
like, I watched five minutes of it split into two bits, I probably only count as one view.
I agree
Has to be potential audience. They pull that same shit with the Super Bowl
I watched like 5 seconds of it while eating while my father was ranting again about shooting all blue blood parasites.
every national tv of the world basically displayed it, I watched it for like an hour to shitpost on Cinemaphile, my mom watched it, my dad watched it for a bit. Everyone heard about it and saw a clip or a photo. Figures are true but is more of potential max viewership since everyone displayed, real figures are probably on the 1-2 billion
achually 6 gorrilion
I didn't, feels good not being an NPC.
Justice For George Floyd
George Floyd got justice. Hes dead.
Ummm RoPsisters? Our 25 million is looking pretty pathetic right now...
>5-10 stations giving full coverage
Who would have thought that if you just show one thing everyone has to watch it - Genius.
I respect the hustle.
It's the most important happening in our life. Even World War III would not be as important. This is the history we CHOOSE to witness.
you have a pathetic life homosexual
Even as a monarchist I don’t think this is quite accurate. It was probably playing on a lot of public televisions
Why do people keep telling me the British monarchy is irrelevant when everyone on earth is obsessed with them
I dont believe it for a second. I dont know a single person who even gave a shit this old b***h died.
Most conversations went like this "The queen died."
"finally?"
Lmao. You’re like the morons on Twitter who think their bubble is representative of reality
No one cares that a shriveled old fart died.
The only reason to care was for betting purposes or to see if she rose up out of the grave.
Sorry no one cared about queen crusty. 🙁
im trans btw
Its weird to think that only troons could hate on her.
I really just didnt give a shit if she lived or died. her life had no bearing on my daily life in anyway. I dont care about her "colonialism" or that she hurt people... obviously she didnt frick up enough people if c**ts are still crying about her.
I'm just saying, she's just another political celebrity, and like all celebrities and politicians, if I could press a button to unalive them (and troons) all right now, I would.
You gays are weird.
>another political celebrity
She was a connection to the old world of tradition, where rulers got their mandate from God. Even if her role was ceremonial (which was her stupid choice) she transcends some random political c**t.
No one cares if you care.
Then why are you still talking homosexual?
durp durp fricking moron
>(which was her stupid choice)
So she's a dumb c**t. Now why should I care about this particular dumb c**t?
Also she was problematic anyway. Sub to my onlyfans to see my girlwiener <3
It's time to dilate, hon
You don't know anybody incel
Everyone cared, this has been the most unifying culture event in decades. For once everyone shut down seething leftoids and protesters.
nope. I'm happy leftoids and troons got shit on by normal people, but I still dont care that grandma died.
Hopefully markel will be next.
>my fwends dont care so no 1 care eber
This is the logic of the modern man.
>imagine getting mad that someone doesnt give a shit that queen crusty died.
BLIMEY ROIT SHAME INIT
homie I don't care either but I'm not enough of a dunce to assume everyone else is like that.
No, but you are stupid enough to think a wealthy family wont lie to bolster numbers to a ceremony that means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
I bet you think Biden got 81 million votes too.
Yeah, nobody in that constant 7 mile queue of people 24 hours a day for several days cared at all
But why?
bongs love to queue
it's in London, so automatically half the people that are there aren't even British and the rest are tourists. I meet my family at the pub every Sunday and we spoke about it for the whole of about 5 minutes
I imagine londoners feel closer to the royal family considering they're practically on their doorstep
that's definitely true but if you've been to London as someone living in England, it's like visiting another country now. Not trying to be raycis but I just don't like it down there.
I'm Scottish, never been to London. I view it as an entity that is separate from the rest of the UK
based. if ever I'm doing a short holiday at home, I go to Scotland. I don't understand what you're saying but it's better than London
>norf
aye
Imagine the ratings when they raise her from the dead
Wait, youre telling me a lot of normies, many being shitskin who recently got television, watched a funeral of one of the most famous and forced important people ever? Holy shit, no way! Wow im shocked, absolutely baffled, holy moly.
Bullshit
I am in bongland and I didn't watch. Pray for me, they are coming.
MI5 are on their way lad, good luck.
Oi! D'ye got yer "Skipping tha Queen's Funeral" loicense?
we'll find you and we'll send you to fricking Rwanda you traitorous c**t
That many people have TV's?
Hasan is right about how people just feel the compulsive need be peasants. It's like we're biologically predisposed to worship and defend the rich and powerful.
>need be peasants
Most people are peasants. Hierarchy is eternal.
>listening to some nobody wine commie
>most infamous coward in the western world
>nobody
I just know he's a rich commie streamer and he got called out by Sam Hyde at their E-celeb boxing thing
>watch or at least be familiar with the message of twitch streamers
>call other peasants
I hate monarchism, and sausage wholesaler and tabloid-baron monarchism especially but Jesus Mary and Joseph.
Who the frick is Hasan?
Popular twitch streamer with the lowest IQ left wing takes possible
Very brave of him to call out the rich and powerful from his $3M mansion
$3m in LA isn't even a lot. It's 5 rooms and some of his family lives there.
That's not all his net worth, just how much one of his properties is worth. The point is he's another 0.01 percenter preaching about how bad rich people are
>Hasan
>.01%er
Poor morons like you have no concept of actual wealth. Hasan is a brokey compared to actual rich elites.
>$3m is a lot for a house
In bum frick Ohio sure, but in LA it's not shit. Hasan has 5 bedrooms half of which his family lives in. It's basically just a larger than average house.
Actual rich people buy houses worth $50m+ in LA, and never actually spend time in it because they're at their beach house in Fiji.
$3m is a lot for a house you moronic Black person.
Yeah, I know
Ironic given that Hasan also cultivates a court of Twitch peasants and reacts very aggressively to any form of dissent.
these paypigs are too blind to see the nobility-peasant dynamic literally manifest in front of their eyes as they rush to renew their twitch subscription
hesrightyouknow.jpg
Fricking skin coat
>It's like we're biologically predisposed to worship and defend the rich and powerful
yes? everything in nature follows the master-slave morality. man to woman. king to his subjects.
>Hasan
lmao imagine listening to a turkroach. have a nice day
YOU'RE FINNA DIE HASAN, YOU'RE GONNA DIEEEE
IM COMING TO KILL YOU.
>Leftoids realizing why institutions like religion and monarchies were necessary for so long and why the past 300 years of liberalism and briefly marxism is an exception not the rule
LOL
>Hasan is right
>The same guy who has said for years to Punch a Nazi, who calls Sam Hyde a Nazi, won't fight him in a boxing match for millions of dollars
Your hero is weak, you follow a weak ideology, you are inherently weak.
Who the frick is Hasan?
He's not worth your attention anon. Just a Twitch streamer.
This is a parody account.
Why did this thread keep going after this? That's not his actual account and not a checkmark after his name, it's a dot. If you check the account description it literally says it's a parody.
I didn't watch it, i am superior
(YOU) don't rule shit homie. Only the few wealthy do. Don't ride on others coattails, make your own success
There's no way that's possibly true
I'm an English speaking person and didn't watch it. No way random villagers in Africa, Southeast Asia, China and India were watching it.
>English speaking person
>person
you dont know what do you have between your legs? newspeak homosexuals get the rope
Were they watching?
>the colonizer become the colonized
ironic
Did you not see them in the crowds at the funeral, everyone was watching regardless.
living in a small norf town makes me feel like the refugee now. I hate going to cities in this country. nothing but nogs and pakis. we're going to be dead in a century
Biggest ratings sever for Christ Our Lord.
I’m a Britbong and I watched it all. My whole workplace was demanding it off ‘to watch it’ I have no doubt most did. Every business I know of was closed too.
I watched chainsaw-man trailer instead
Redditman is going to flop hard once people realise MAPPA is cutting corners like they do with every adaption
I just don't get why people are so schizophrenic about this. Hating countries like UK and US and then consooming everything they produce religiously
>Hating countries like UK and US and then consooming everything they produce religiously
Most people are at heart npcs no matter how much they try to claim otherwise.
t. didn't watch the funeral and doesn't give a single shit about the inbred Windsor pedos
a filipino ones told me whites have no culture despite only consuming american and british culture and products and living in england
>schizophrenic
I don't think you know what this word means.
They just buried her? Hasn't she been dead for a couple weeks?
11 days
Great Britain is the centre of the world. If says so on my world map.
I'm a burger and watched it all, my hands were sweating for these poor guys, imagine having to not only bear the coffin but the royal crown, orb and scepter on top, the frickin king of England walking right behind you, I'd fricking piss myself, how do you even get this job?
be good at walking
get noticed for being good at walking
get chosen to be the good walking carrier man
Nigel, come quickly. We should hire this man to carry the queen's coffin!
it is a sought after role, they are usually soldiers who climbed a few ranks
Theyre all big lads in the grenadier guards, got to be over 6ft tall.
Complete bullshit. The majority of those viewers would have to be Indian and Chinese. I am calling bullshit, no one in those countries gives a single frick about the queen and I doubt people in China are even allowed to watch it.
The only people who would watch it are in Europe and America. Americans? No fricking way they are watching this shit. UK? Yeah, probably most of them watched it. Rest of Europe? No fricking way. I don't know a single person who gives a single frick about the queen. Not a single person I know has even mentioned that she died.
>Americans? No fricking way they are watching this shit
You underestimate the power of the middle-aged WASP women of America.
Americans are obsessed with the royals, moron
This was only true for Diana and hasn't been true since
Nonsense, they even interrupted their mandatory daily Holocaust lessons for them.
every single person from these countries derives their rights her throne. we arent like americans who get their rights directly from god. god granted regency and the regent granted us rights.
Only 2 fricking states of canada are actually bound to the royal family and 1 of them didn't even allow for commemorating today lol
and? if you have any rights they were granted by the crown. your statement doesnt change that. I hate liberty as much as the next guy but im glad we are at liberty instead of completely owned
>assassination of John F Kennedy
Was this really a live broadcast?
yes. it was well known around the world but it had to be kept a surprise for JFK and his family
I'd much rather see a breakdown of the percentage of how many people could have potentially watched that did. There were billions fewer televisions on the planet in 1963 than there are today.
there were billions less people as well
cope, there were also less anti-monarchists and people didn't have shit to do back then
the frick is Live 8
They did another Live Aid to coincide with the G8 summit in 2005. You probably weren't born then.
Live Aid but 20 years late and somehow worse.
Some of us work for a living to support our families and could give a shit about Africa or Americans favorite pets/new gods.
I didn't know The Wall performed live in Berlin in 1990, before his career even started!
Bullshit. It's Monday and most of the world is not taking the day off to watch an old white lady get stuck in the ground.
who 27% here?
pretty insane that republicanism is dead because leftists and Black folk are controlled opposition
63% of the worlds population!
That's totally insane. Turns out having your face on most of the worlds money is good promo for your funeral.
That literally is impossible and makes no sense
I will have you taken to the stocks if you are not careful.
Americans... how could you be so callous? Explain yourselves right now
Not my problem
if this entire procession doesn't lead to an swell of British nationalism and a final uncuckening nothing will.
>if this entire procession doesn't lead to an swell of British nationalism
British nationalism has been doing nothing but fricking the country for the past seven years you moron. Maybe a bit less nationalism and a bit more thinking and common sense, hm?
Are you actually trying to derail a thread about the Queen's funeral over Brexit? Let it go.
>Are you actually trying to derail a thread about the Queen's funeral over Brexit
I wasn't the one that started talking about how we need more British nationalism, Black person.
>Let it go.
I'll let it go when the Tories admit they lied and the Tory voters admit they're moronic cum-slurping NPCs that want the UK to be a pure monarchy again.
Lmao 7 years later spouting the same bullshit, sad
Ah bless. Would you like another referendum? Best of three? You can't. Frick off.
Brexit wasn't decided on party lines, tories and Labour were on both sides.
Total fricking bullshit.
>121 replies
>over a tweet from a parody account
Smells like newbie infestation in here
no one is talking about the tweet newbie
Look at how many direct replies the OP has
I know youre moronic, you dont need to tell everyone else.
>omg Cinemaphile is like totally full of newbies today!! omg!! they are fooled by stupid _ tweetman!!
I haven't had a tv since 2009
IRL kino
why can't other countries produce irl kino like this?
there's military parades in pretty much every country in the world
So 37% of the world population don't have a job and /or don't sleep at night?
>37% of the world population don't have a job
it's probably higher
not everyday you see a reptilian queen funeral.
based
we cucked the rest of the world again
JFs seething
Why are they so cringe, self-obsessed and cucked, bros?
>trinity
I love that Canada is going to need to redesign their money because a foreign mascot died. Loving every laugh
>5.1 bil
>63% of the world population
The world population is 7.8billion.
63% would be 4.8bil. Not 5.1. 300mil difference is a lot of people. That's four times the population of the UK. The prince and his people cannot into basic fricking math, no wonder he married a dumb slag.
I will say this: whoever did Kate Middleton's makeup for the funeral managed to nullify the deadness in her eyes for the first time ever. She looked like an attractive human female she deserved to be instead of the ice cold stepford wife she became.
Probably gonna rub one out to the grieving princess later today.
I miss when she had s bit of fat on her
When was that? Even when she was pregnant, she was very slim everywhere other than the midsection.
She would never do anything so improper. She is a high-glass gal.
Before marriage
>She is a high-glass gal.
exactly
DAMNIT!
pic related from circa 2005...is that not still very thin?
She had puppy fat face
I like to imagine her in full leathers wielding a whip because that's what people who have everything in life must be into, right? she probably likes to put cigs out on William for kinks
Remember that thing a few weeks ago about William getting pegged?
for me, it's catwalk kate
>meets 19 year old William in 2001
>literally groomed to be his wife soon after
>didn't matter if they were on and off
He literally did not suffer
That can't possibly be true, it implies widespread TV exposure in subsaharan Africa and China
Yes Hello sirs, I did the needful and watched her majesty's funeral, she did not show bobs and vagene
It was pretty addictive watching them march, the pall bearers got so good at picking her coffin up they were throwing it about like a sack of potato's by the end, even laughing.
I saw the reports a few days ago of an expected 4.1 billion viewers, no fricking way it's as high as 5.1billion though, that sounds absurd.
It was an awe inspiring event though, so frankly I do hope it's true. The sheer scale of it all was incredible.
Germany here dont know a single person who watched this shit
[x]
is this a real account? can't imagine tweeting about how many people watched my granny's funeral
If 5 billion people watched my grandma's funeral, God bless her, I'd be pretty proud of that fact too.
guess I'm part of the 37% who rightfully does not give a shit about some English (German) Royal family of dysgenic inbreds.
Evidently.
I AM THE 37%!
So did the Queen mog 9/11 and Michael Jackson? OJ is rookie numbers.
Constitutional monarchies have the worst parts of democracies and absolute monarchies.
Absolute monarchs at least have to work for their bread, constitutional monarchs are just freeloaders.
>posing constantly for the cameras in your path
That's not Kate is it? It's been a while since I've seen her.
Meghan you faceblind moron
she had a Blackplasty, will must have junglefever
g guys "leaders" are totally their to pay respects
Is this his official account lmao? Why the frick would you post that as some clout
And not one of those people or those crowds will stand up to the government and get them out.
Fricking npcs
Went to the beach instead
>Prince Philip of Denmark and Greece, House of Glücksburg
>Anglo
Your obsession is just sad at this point.
no fricking way
No idea if thats true but I do appreciate Brits at least weren't just grief tourists today. They always turned out for a chance to celebrate the Queen when she was around.
This was her Platinum Jubilee celebrations just a few months ago.
The whole country knew she wouldn't see another year so they all turned out.
Welcome to the UK!
would smash
t. bong
If there are beautiful buxom brown babes like this in the UK I might as well take a hammer to my teeth now so I could fit in once I move there.
>I might as well take a hammer to my teeth now so I could fit in once I move there
German tier humour
>posting the viewing figures of your nan's funeral while still at the service
pretty based
Most kino moment?
Society craves monarchy
>Hurr she did this she did that
lol brit monarch can only dissolve a parliament (by request of PM) or fricking storm it and arrest everyone but gl with that
I'm surprised I actually teared up a few times watching the procession.
I was pretty sad on the day she died and there were loads of clips of what the country used to be like but I think the reason I was sad is mainly because of how much things have changed. As soon as I started seeing footage of masses of people holding smartphones trying to get shitty photos of what was happening, the sadness dissipated
I don't believe 60% of world pop have high-speed internet access
Where was Putin? I didn't see him there.
it was kino. i fell asleep while watching the live stream and ended up inadvertently astral projecting to meet the queen's transitory spirit. she was on a big grassy hill looking out at a sunset, and there was something like a large spacious tomb going into the hill.
>sunset
The sun never set on the British Empire
>Fan favourite character returns for the sequel.
This is the last season. It's gonna get cancelled.
Proof?
I was at work, but I watched the highlights when I got in. I'm more eager to watch the coronation of King Charles III, whenever it happens.
Le Roy le veult, lads :^)
>Greatest gen will die off in your lifetime
Will they ban horses after this?
They poop everywhere and everyone in the procession stepped on poop
I bet even the royals who walked all discarded their shoes permanently after
never saw any of the horses during all of this shit once, even though, yes, horses do shit everywhere. I reckon they give them some drugs to constipate them or something.
Didn't even know the funeral was happening. Even if I did I wouldn't have watched it.
i visited yahoo earlier any they were auto streaming it
even tho im not even remotely interested they count that as a view
you can cut that number in half if not more due to any site autoplaying it for free views.
That was today?
The queen will never match this moment.
>a gay man slightly changing the lyrics he wrote for a proto-thot for the funeral of a libtard neo-thot who didn't understand royalty isn't about personal celebrity (which ended up killing her)
Kek. Sure.
>proto-thot
>neo-thot
KEK! Those phrases capture Marilyn and Diana, respectively, perfectly.
>Oh don't give us none of your aggravation
>We've had it with your discipline
>Oh, Saturday night's alright for driving
>Get your fricking face caved in
>Splattered oil like a diesel train
>Gonna set this crash alight
>'Cause Saturday night's the night I like
>Saturday night's alright alright alright, ooh
>a old British person dies
count me as part of the 37%
More royals need to die more ratings !
more like more holidays, although today has been shit. everything is shut. only the pakis have kept their shops open
Monarchy WON
I was there man
America bros our response!?
Rip grandma
thanks tubby
Get a monarch
>Aim
>Shoot
IT'S FIRE, YOU DUMB c**t.
Not like they could fricking escape it
>babestation
is that still a fricking channel? I used to watch that when I was a kid
>Titty channels still a thing in 2022
You'd have thought the internet would have killed them off by now
before my grandad died of dementia, he had loads of subscriptions to porno mags. I reckon there's a whole generation of old fogies still enjoying that shit
I didn't watch this and I didn't know that it was happening. Suck it, world.
When did we became 8 billion? Is this another case of muh 6 gorillion people?
it was news to me as well. nigs and bugs must be on the rise. makes sense given what my town has turned into
According to U.N. figures we're two months away from a World population of 8 Billion
https://www.un.org/en/desa/world-population-reach-8-billion-15-november-2022
You know Nigolas was getting some of that Orlando Coom
why, is nigolas a bumder? it's hard to tell these days
I watched it, but that seems like a crazy overestimation.
Why are you believing legitimate propaganda.
When you try so hard to become edgy you become a normie
>all the shops are shut
>only got 2 bottles of wine in the house
>forgot to stock up yesterday
>got 1 glass left and I'm barely drunk
I want to die. I'm going to get rat arsed tomorrow.