Rating fucking SKYROCKET

Rating fucking SKYROCKET

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Charles forever humiliated

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Embarrassing, she didn’t even do anything

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Embarrassing, she didn’t even do anything
      she sperged out and destroyed the west because she was the first british monarch who wasn't crowned on the stone throne

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone blaming the Queen for shit like she's a policymaker is retarded. She was never a direct architect of Britain's fall or the Empire ending. She can, however, be held accountable due to her inaction. She never engineered mass immigration directly, but she was forever neutral about anything political

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          no, I'm just talking about the dumb 'prophecy' that she was the first monarch that wasn't ordained on that specific stone, meaning her entire rule was supposed to be cursed or some nonsense and she was going to be the last english monarch

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          if you didn't volunteer to join up nigel farages ukip navy submarine fleet targeting dinghys then you are equally culpable by this logic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      underrated dry wit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She defeated Hitler and Stalin

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She didn't do anything.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She killed Alan Turing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She gave us a nice message on telly every christmas

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I loved the early seasons of The Crown because they stuffed Claire Foy's bra and it was straight up booba kino.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Claire Foy was too attractive to play The Queen
          >Olivia Colman was too ugly
          They never quite got it right.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She wasn't even in the fucking coffin.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Huh, I live in a Commonwealth country and I didn't even switch it on. Nothing against the Queen, I just don't care about her funeral.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The current record is 3.6bn for the 1996 Olympic Opening Ceremony apparently.
    This absolutely btfo of that

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wish philip could've been king.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      fucking based

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How is the Papau New Guinea one even remotely offensive? A fucking Rockefeller was eaten by a native tribe there only a few years earlier

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        today you may say anything but the truth

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          word

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Based. They did more then any of the lefties shouting "Eat the rich".

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't know...

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The rockefellers literally paid one of the guys who brought back a white mans skull the bounty money. 250 thousand dollars in 1957. So about 2 million in today’s money.

          They had no reason to pay for a random skull and didn’t pay any of the massive amount of fakers and hoaxes over the years. So obviously they could identify it via dental records.

          And in the local area the fact a white man was eaten was common knowledge. This was back when the Papaun’s literally believes whites were spirits. Also that balance/an eye for an eye was required in terms for justice. Hence if one tribeman killed someone else from another tribe. Someone from the original tribe must die as recompense.

          So when Dutch occupied New Guinea sent white soldiers to stop an intertribal war and ended up gunning down some natives. They took the opportunity to eat the first lone white spirit they could

          Unsurprisingly his family didn’t air how fucking gruesome their famous sons death was, best leave it as if he washed away

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      'Alayhi Salam

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lamo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Brutal.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Still throwing spears?
      He did it, the mad lad. He out-bantered an Aussie. Absolute legend.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Aussie banter comes from British roots after all.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think an Abo counts. Australian culture and humour as we know isn't a brown/Abo thing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      if that's in public just imagine the private banter

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >queen died from lack of bants
      rip

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He would have fit right in here.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My personal favourite is him making fun of Alfredo Stroessner, the dictator of Paraguay right to his face in 1963.
      >It's a pleasure to be in a country that isn't ruled by its own people

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How is that mocking im sure he was in good company

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >To a group of industrial workers: "I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      These weren't even bantz. Philip was a rabid Malthusian eugenicist who hated everyone but his inbred friends and family.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You guys think he shitposted on 4chan? CEO of everything there more then average poltard.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Here's another one:
      >"I fuck my cousin"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone just laughed when Phil said something racists or sexist, we were racist back to him as well, he was known as "Phil the greek" one sketch show had him put on dark glasses and visiting his cousin that owned a local kebab shop. We all loved him, he just didnt give a shit.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way that's true

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, but maybe they're counting people who saw 60 seconds of it on the news?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        probably counting billions of internet bots

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing it's possible if most of India watched it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's not, but as others have noted, the Commonwealth was large, and the colonial Stockholm syndrome is strong, especially among Indians.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing it's possible if most of India watched it

        A good chunk of India doesn't have electricity let alone a TV

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          what are you doing telling lies benchod

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Kek

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          this might have been true 15 years ago but it isn't today

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Even the slums there have tvs and cable
          That’s like one of the first things people in slums set up when building, their priorities are on par with ours but their means are less lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >commonwealth
        >stockholm syndrome
        Gb2r. Ignorant fool.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Indians fucking hate the British and are still butthurt about the Colonial India. It's part of why they like Hitler so much.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Indians fucking hate the British
          You ean the descendents of the baghdad hand-rubbers who were expelled into India in the 700s, ruled with drugs and violent slavery for 1000 years, and then had their racket destroyed by the british in the late 1800s when England and France went around the world and destroyed the evil enterprises of those certain types wherever they were found?
          yeah, the descendents of those people in places like punjab and hyderabad are kind of mad, but the rest of them are cool with it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            fucking hate the British
            Their women sure didn't 😉

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >ancient history
            didn't Churchill starve like a couple millions of those

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              did he? or dd the indian government mismanage things and do it to themselves?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not really indians are pretty chill its pakis who hate the british

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Indians fucking hate the British
          Only the uppity middle class ones we see. The average poor Indian worships Britain

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's probably as true as most streaming figures.

      like, I watched five minutes of it split into two bits, I probably only count as one view.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I agree

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Has to be potential audience. They pull that same shit with the Super Bowl

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I watched like 5 seconds of it while eating while my father was ranting again about shooting all blue blood parasites.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      every national tv of the world basically displayed it, I watched it for like an hour to shitpost on Cinemaphile, my mom watched it, my dad watched it for a bit. Everyone heard about it and saw a clip or a photo. Figures are true but is more of potential max viewership since everyone displayed, real figures are probably on the 1-2 billion

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    achually 6 gorrilion

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't, feels good not being an NPC.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Justice For George Floyd

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      George Floyd got justice. Hes dead.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ummm RoPsisters? Our 25 million is looking pretty pathetic right now...

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >5-10 stations giving full coverage
    Who would have thought that if you just show one thing everyone has to watch it - Genius.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I respect the hustle.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's the most important happening in our life. Even World War III would not be as important. This is the history we CHOOSE to witness.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you have a pathetic life gay

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Even as a monarchist I don’t think this is quite accurate. It was probably playing on a lot of public televisions

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people keep telling me the British monarchy is irrelevant when everyone on earth is obsessed with them

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I dont believe it for a second. I dont know a single person who even gave a shit this old bitch died.

    Most conversations went like this "The queen died."
    "finally?"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao. You’re like the retards on Twitter who think their bubble is representative of reality

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No one cares that a shriveled old fart died.

        The only reason to care was for betting purposes or to see if she rose up out of the grave.

        Sorry no one cared about queen crusty. 🙁

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          im trans btw

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            Also she was problematic anyway. Sub to my onlyfans to see my girlcock <3

            Its weird to think that only chuds could hate on her.

            I really just didnt give a shit if she lived or died. her life had no bearing on my daily life in anyway. I dont care about her "colonialism" or that she hurt people... obviously she didnt fuck up enough people if cunts are still crying about her.

            I'm just saying, she's just another political celebrity, and like all celebrities and politicians, if I could press a button to unalive them (and chuds) all right now, I would.

            You fags are weird.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >another political celebrity
              She was a connection to the old world of tradition, where rulers got their mandate from God. Even if her role was ceremonial (which was her stupid choice) she transcends some random political cunt.
              No one cares if you care.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Then why are you still talking gay?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                durp durp fucking retard

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >(which was her stupid choice)
                So she's a dumb cunt. Now why should I care about this particular dumb cunt?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Also she was problematic anyway. Sub to my onlyfans to see my girlcock <3

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's time to dilate, hon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know anybody incel

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone cared, this has been the most unifying culture event in decades. For once everyone shut down seething leftoids and protesters.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nope. I'm happy leftoids and chuds got shit on by normal people, but I still dont care that grandma died.

        Hopefully markel will be next.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >my fwends dont care so no 1 care eber
      This is the logic of the modern man.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >imagine getting mad that someone doesnt give a shit that queen crusty died.
        BLIMEY ROIT SHAME INIT

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          bro I don't care either but I'm not enough of a dunce to assume everyone else is like that.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No, but you are stupid enough to think a wealthy family wont lie to bolster numbers to a ceremony that means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

            I bet you think Biden got 81 million votes too.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, nobody in that constant 7 mile queue of people 24 hours a day for several days cared at all

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        But why?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          bongs love to queue

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            it's in London, so automatically half the people that are there aren't even British and the rest are tourists. I meet my family at the pub every Sunday and we spoke about it for the whole of about 5 minutes

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I imagine londoners feel closer to the royal family considering they're practically on their doorstep

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                that's definitely true but if you've been to London as someone living in England, it's like visiting another country now. Not trying to be raycis but I just don't like it down there.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm Scottish, never been to London. I view it as an entity that is separate from the rest of the UK

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                based. if ever I'm doing a short holiday at home, I go to Scotland. I don't understand what you're saying but it's better than London

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >norf

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                aye

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the ratings when they raise her from the dead

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, youre telling me a lot of normies, many being shitskin who recently got television, watched a funeral of one of the most famous and forced important people ever? Holy shit, no way! Wow im shocked, absolutely baffled, holy moly.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am in bongland and I didn't watch. Pray for me, they are coming.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      MI5 are on their way lad, good luck.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oi! D'ye got yer "Skipping tha Queen's Funeral" loicense?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      we'll find you and we'll send you to fucking Rwanda you traitorous cunt

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That many people have TV's?

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hasan is right about how people just feel the compulsive need be peasants. It's like we're biologically predisposed to worship and defend the rich and powerful.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >need be peasants
      Most people are peasants. Hierarchy is eternal.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >listening to some nobody wine commie

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >most infamous coward in the western world
        >nobody

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I just know he's a rich commie streamer and he got called out by Sam Hyde at their E-celeb boxing thing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >watch or at least be familiar with the message of twitch streamers
      >call other peasants
      I hate monarchism, and sausage wholesaler and tabloid-baron monarchism especially but Jesus Mary and Joseph.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who the fuck is Hasan?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Popular twitch streamer with the lowest IQ left wing takes possible

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Very brave of him to call out the rich and powerful from his $3M mansion

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        $3m in LA isn't even a lot. It's 5 rooms and some of his family lives there.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's not all his net worth, just how much one of his properties is worth. The point is he's another 0.01 percenter preaching about how bad rich people are

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Hasan
            >.01%er
            Poor retards like you have no concept of actual wealth. Hasan is a brokey compared to actual rich elites.

            $3m is a lot for a house you retarded moron.

            >$3m is a lot for a house
            In bum fuck Ohio sure, but in LA it's not shit. Hasan has 5 bedrooms half of which his family lives in. It's basically just a larger than average house.
            Actual rich people buy houses worth $50m+ in LA, and never actually spend time in it because they're at their beach house in Fiji.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        $3m is a lot for a house you retarded moron.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I know

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ironic given that Hasan also cultivates a court of Twitch peasants and reacts very aggressively to any form of dissent.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        these paypigs are too blind to see the nobility-peasant dynamic literally manifest in front of their eyes as they rush to renew their twitch subscription

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        hesrightyouknow.jpg

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking skin coat

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >It's like we're biologically predisposed to worship and defend the rich and powerful
      yes? everything in nature follows the master-slave morality. man to woman. king to his subjects.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Hasan
      lmao imagine listening to a turkroach. have a nice day

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      YOU'RE FINNA DIE HASAN, YOU'RE GONNA DIEEEE

      IM COMING TO KILL YOU.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Leftoids realizing why institutions like religion and monarchies were necessary for so long and why the past 300 years of liberalism and briefly marxism is an exception not the rule
      LOL

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Hasan is right
      >The same guy who has said for years to Punch a Nazi, who calls Sam Hyde a Nazi, won't fight him in a boxing match for millions of dollars

      Your hero is weak, you follow a weak ideology, you are inherently weak.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who the fuck is Hasan?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He's not worth your attention anon. Just a Twitch streamer.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is a parody account.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why did this thread keep going after this? That's not his actual account and not a checkmark after his name, it's a dot. If you check the account description it literally says it's a parody.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't watch it, i am superior

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    (YOU) don't rule shit bro. Only the few wealthy do. Don't ride on others coattails, make your own success

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way that's possibly true
    I'm an English speaking person and didn't watch it. No way random villagers in Africa, Southeast Asia, China and India were watching it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >English speaking person
      >person
      you dont know what do you have between your legs? newspeak gays get the rope

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Were they watching?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the colonizer become the colonized
      ironic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Did you not see them in the crowds at the funeral, everyone was watching regardless.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      living in a small norf town makes me feel like the refugee now. I hate going to cities in this country. nothing but nogs and pakis. we're going to be dead in a century

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Biggest ratings sever for Christ Our Lord.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a Britbong and I watched it all. My whole workplace was demanding it off ‘to watch it’ I have no doubt most did. Every business I know of was closed too.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I watched chainsaw-man trailer instead

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Redditman is going to flop hard once people realise MAPPA is cutting corners like they do with every adaption

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't get why people are so schizophrenic about this. Hating countries like UK and US and then consooming everything they produce religiously

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Hating countries like UK and US and then consooming everything they produce religiously
      Most people are at heart NPCs no matter how much they try to claim otherwise.
      t. didn't watch the funeral and doesn't give a single shit about the inbred Windsor pedos

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      a filipino ones told me whites have no culture despite only consuming american and british culture and products and living in england

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >schizophrenic
      I don't think you know what this word means.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They just buried her? Hasn't she been dead for a couple weeks?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      11 days

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Great Britain is the centre of the world. If says so on my world map.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a burger and watched it all, my hands were sweating for these poor guys, imagine having to not only bear the coffin but the royal crown, orb and scepter on top, the fuckin king of England walking right behind you, I'd fucking piss myself, how do you even get this job?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      be good at walking
      get noticed for being good at walking
      get chosen to be the good walking carrier man

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nigel, come quickly. We should hire this man to carry the queen's coffin!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it is a sought after role, they are usually soldiers who climbed a few ranks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Theyre all big lads in the grenadier guards, got to be over 6ft tall.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Complete bullshit. The majority of those viewers would have to be Indian and Chinese. I am calling bullshit, no one in those countries gives a single fuck about the queen and I doubt people in China are even allowed to watch it.
    The only people who would watch it are in Europe and America. Americans? No fucking way they are watching this shit. UK? Yeah, probably most of them watched it. Rest of Europe? No fucking way. I don't know a single person who gives a single fuck about the queen. Not a single person I know has even mentioned that she died.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Americans? No fucking way they are watching this shit

      You underestimate the power of the middle-aged WASP women of America.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Americans are obsessed with the royals, retard

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This was only true for Diana and hasn't been true since

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nonsense, they even interrupted their mandatory daily Holocaust lessons for them.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      every single person from these countries derives their rights her throne. we arent like americans who get their rights directly from god. god granted regency and the regent granted us rights.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Only 2 fucking states of canada are actually bound to the royal family and 1 of them didn't even allow for commemorating today lol

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          and? if you have any rights they were granted by the crown. your statement doesnt change that. I hate liberty as much as the next guy but im glad we are at liberty instead of completely owned

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >assassination of John F Kennedy

      Was this really a live broadcast?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yes. it was well known around the world but it had to be kept a surprise for JFK and his family

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd much rather see a breakdown of the percentage of how many people could have potentially watched that did. There were billions fewer televisions on the planet in 1963 than there are today.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        there were billions less people as well

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'd much rather see a breakdown of the percentage of how many people could have potentially watched that did. There were billions fewer televisions on the planet in 1963 than there are today.

          cope, there were also less anti-monarchists and people didn't have shit to do back then

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the fuck is Live 8

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They did another Live Aid to coincide with the G8 summit in 2005. You probably weren't born then.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Live Aid but 20 years late and somehow worse.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Some of us work for a living to support our families and could give a shit about Africa or Americans favorite pets/new gods.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know The Wall performed live in Berlin in 1990, before his career even started!

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit. It's Monday and most of the world is not taking the day off to watch an old white lady get stuck in the ground.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    who 27% here?

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    pretty insane that republicanism is dead because leftists and morons are controlled opposition

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    63% of the worlds population!

    That's totally insane. Turns out having your face on most of the worlds money is good promo for your funeral.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That literally is impossible and makes no sense

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I will have you taken to the stocks if you are not careful.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Americans... how could you be so callous? Explain yourselves right now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not my problem

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if this entire procession doesn't lead to an swell of British nationalism and a final uncuckening nothing will.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >if this entire procession doesn't lead to an swell of British nationalism
      British nationalism has been doing nothing but fucking the country for the past seven years you moron. Maybe a bit less nationalism and a bit more thinking and common sense, hm?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Are you actually trying to derail a thread about the Queen's funeral over Brexit? Let it go.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Are you actually trying to derail a thread about the Queen's funeral over Brexit
          I wasn't the one that started talking about how we need more British nationalism, moron.
          >Let it go.
          I'll let it go when the Tories admit they lied and the Tory voters admit they're retarded cum-slurping NPCs that want the UK to be a pure monarchy again.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao 7 years later spouting the same bullshit, sad

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Ah bless. Would you like another referendum? Best of three? You can't. Fuck off.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Brexit wasn't decided on party lines, tories and Labour were on both sides.

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Total fucking bullshit.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >121 replies
    >over a tweet from a parody account
    Smells like newfag infestation in here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no one is talking about the tweet newfag

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Look at how many direct replies the OP has

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I know youre retarded, you dont need to tell everyone else.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >omg /misc/ is like totally full of newfags today!! omg!! they are fooled by stupid _ tweetman!!

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had a tv since 2009

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IRL kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why can't other countries produce irl kino like this?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        there's military parades in pretty much every country in the world

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So 37% of the world population don't have a job and /or don't sleep at night?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >37% of the world population don't have a job
      it's probably higher

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      not everyday you see a reptilian queen funeral.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    based
    we cucked the rest of the world again
    JFs seething

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they so cringe, self-obsessed and cucked, bros?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >trinity

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I love that Canada is going to need to redesign their money because a foreign mascot died. Loving every laugh

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >5.1 bil
    >63% of the world population
    The world population is 7.8billion.
    63% would be 4.8bil. Not 5.1. 300mil difference is a lot of people. That's four times the population of the UK. The prince and his people cannot into basic fucking math, no wonder he married a dumb slag.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I will say this: whoever did Kate Middleton's makeup for the funeral managed to nullify the deadness in her eyes for the first time ever. She looked like an attractive human female she deserved to be instead of the ice cold stepford wife she became.
      Probably gonna rub one out to the grieving princess later today.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I miss when she had s bit of fat on her

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          When was that? Even when she was pregnant, she was very slim everywhere other than the midsection.

          I like to imagine her in full leathers wielding a whip because that's what people who have everything in life must be into, right? she probably likes to put cigs out on William for kinks

          She would never do anything so improper. She is a high-glass gal.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Before marriage

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >She is a high-glass gal.
            exactly

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              DAMNIT!

              Before marriage

              pic related from circa 2005...is that not still very thin?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                She had puppy fat face

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I like to imagine her in full leathers wielding a whip because that's what people who have everything in life must be into, right? she probably likes to put cigs out on William for kinks

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Remember that thing a few weeks ago about William getting pegged?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I miss when she had s bit of fat on her

        I like to imagine her in full leathers wielding a whip because that's what people who have everything in life must be into, right? she probably likes to put cigs out on William for kinks

        for me, it's catwalk kate

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >meets 19 year old William in 2001
          >literally groomed to be his wife soon after
          >didn't matter if they were on and off
          He literally did not suffer

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That can't possibly be true, it implies widespread TV exposure in subsaharan Africa and China

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes Hello sirs, I did the needful and watched her majesty's funeral, she did not show bobs and vagene

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty addictive watching them march, the pall bearers got so good at picking her coffin up they were throwing it about like a sack of potato's by the end, even laughing.

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I saw the reports a few days ago of an expected 4.1 billion viewers, no fucking way it's as high as 5.1billion though, that sounds absurd.
    It was an awe inspiring event though, so frankly I do hope it's true. The sheer scale of it all was incredible.

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Germany here dont know a single person who watched this shit

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [x]

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is this a real account? can't imagine tweeting about how many people watched my granny's funeral

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If 5 billion people watched my grandma's funeral, God bless her, I'd be pretty proud of that fact too.

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    guess I'm part of the 37% who rightfully does not give a shit about some English (German) Royal family of dysgenic inbreds.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Evidently.

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I AM THE 37%!

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So did the Queen mog 9/11 and Michael Jackson? OJ is rookie numbers.

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Constitutional monarchies have the worst parts of democracies and absolute monarchies.
    Absolute monarchs at least have to work for their bread, constitutional monarchs are just freeloaders.

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >posing constantly for the cameras in your path

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's not Kate is it? It's been a while since I've seen her.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Meghan you faceblind retard

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        she had a Blackplasty, will must have junglefever

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    g guys "leaders" are totally their to pay respects

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is this his official account lmao? Why the fuck would you post that as some clout

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    And not one of those people or those crowds will stand up to the government and get them out.

    Fucking npcs

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Went to the beach instead

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Prince Philip of Denmark and Greece, House of Glücksburg
    >Anglo
    Your obsession is just sad at this point.

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no fucking way

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No idea if thats true but I do appreciate Brits at least weren't just grief tourists today. They always turned out for a chance to celebrate the Queen when she was around.

    This was her Platinum Jubilee celebrations just a few months ago.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The whole country knew she wouldn't see another year so they all turned out.

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to the UK!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      would smash
      t. bong

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If there are beautiful buxom brown babes like this in the UK I might as well take a hammer to my teeth now so I could fit in once I move there.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I might as well take a hammer to my teeth now so I could fit in once I move there
        German tier humour

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >posting the viewing figures of your nan's funeral while still at the service
    pretty based

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Most kino moment?

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Society craves monarchy

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Hurr she did this she did that
    lol brit monarch can only dissolve a parliament (by request of PM) or fucking storm it and arrest everyone but gl with that

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised I actually teared up a few times watching the procession.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I was pretty sad on the day she died and there were loads of clips of what the country used to be like but I think the reason I was sad is mainly because of how much things have changed. As soon as I started seeing footage of masses of people holding smartphones trying to get shitty photos of what was happening, the sadness dissipated

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe 60% of world pop have high-speed internet access

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where was Putin? I didn't see him there.

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it was kino. i fell asleep while watching the live stream and ended up inadvertently astral projecting to meet the queen's transitory spirit. she was on a big grassy hill looking out at a sunset, and there was something like a large spacious tomb going into the hill.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >sunset
      The sun never set on the British Empire

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Fan favourite character returns for the sequel.

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is the last season. It's gonna get cancelled.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Proof?

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I was at work, but I watched the highlights when I got in. I'm more eager to watch the coronation of King Charles III, whenever it happens.

    Le Roy le veult, lads :^)

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Greatest gen will die off in your lifetime

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Will they ban horses after this?

    They poop everywhere and everyone in the procession stepped on poop

    I bet even the royals who walked all discarded their shoes permanently after

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      never saw any of the horses during all of this shit once, even though, yes, horses do shit everywhere. I reckon they give them some drugs to constipate them or something.

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't even know the funeral was happening. Even if I did I wouldn't have watched it.

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i visited yahoo earlier any they were auto streaming it
    even tho im not even remotely interested they count that as a view
    you can cut that number in half if not more due to any site autoplaying it for free views.

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That was today?

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The queen will never match this moment.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >a gay man slightly changing the lyrics he wrote for a proto-thot for the funeral of a libtard neo-thot who didn't understand royalty isn't about personal celebrity (which ended up killing her)
      Kek. Sure.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >proto-thot
        >neo-thot
        KEK! Those phrases capture Marilyn and Diana, respectively, perfectly.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh don't give us none of your aggravation
      >We've had it with your discipline
      >Oh, Saturday night's alright for driving
      >Get your fucking face caved in

      >Splattered oil like a diesel train
      >Gonna set this crash alight
      >'Cause Saturday night's the night I like
      >Saturday night's alright alright alright, ooh

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >a old British person dies

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    count me as part of the 37%

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    More royals need to die more ratings !

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      more like more holidays, although today has been shit. everything is shut. only the pakis have kept their shops open

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Monarchy WON

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I was there man

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    America bros our response!?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rip grandma

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        thanks tubby

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Get a monarch

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Aim
        >Shoot
        IT'S FIRE, YOU DUMB CUNT.

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Not like they could fucking escape it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >babestation
      is that still a fucking channel? I used to watch that when I was a kid

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Titty channels still a thing in 2022
      You'd have thought the internet would have killed them off by now

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        before my grandad died of dementia, he had loads of subscriptions to porno mags. I reckon there's a whole generation of old fogies still enjoying that shit

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't watch this and I didn't know that it was happening. Suck it, world.

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When did we became 8 billion? Is this another case of muh 6 gorillion people?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it was news to me as well. nigs and bugs must be on the rise. makes sense given what my town has turned into

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      According to U.N. figures we're two months away from a World population of 8 Billion
      https://www.un.org/en/desa/world-population-reach-8-billion-15-november-2022

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You know Nigolas was getting some of that Orlando Coom

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why, is nigolas a bumder? it's hard to tell these days

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it, but that seems like a crazy overestimation.

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you believing legitimate propaganda.

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      When you try so hard to become edgy you become a normie

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >all the shops are shut
    >only got 2 bottles of wine in the house
    >forgot to stock up yesterday
    >got 1 glass left and I'm barely drunk
    I want to die. I'm going to get rat arsed tomorrow.

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