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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They say there is no time like the present.
    But I just lost my wristwatch, Ray.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What watch was he wearing anyway?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They say there is no time like the present, but it's not my birthday.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ive been told not to throw stones in glass houses. But Ray? my hands are full of glass, and im living like freddy flintstone

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    R-E-S-P-E-C-T, you know what that means to me Ray?

    I dont know, i never trusted anagrams

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vince, I believe you mean acronyms.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tbey told me that i had dodged a bullet, Ray. But you know what? last I checked, this ain't the matrix, and my names not frickin Neo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know you aint morpheus, Ray. But my wife is begging me to take the blue pill.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like setting the second season in cali was an awful idea. S1 being in the bayous was a really engaging setting. show me a TD season in iowa or maine

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah Maine. The Louisiana of the north.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never been lost, Ray. Never even owned a frickin map.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best in thread, Kino thread though

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raymond, there's a time and a place, unless you're in the void, which knows neither time nor place, and where dark and light don't differ. Well, this is the void, Ray... and I'm the fricking Demiurge.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what, Ray? This city has a short fricking memory. One you're at the beginning of a sentence standing tall and proud. The next day, you're smashed in the middle of a jumble of letters without anybody of knowing if you're an "i" or an "l." Thing is, Ray, I'm like a forgotten old tee, and nobody crosses me.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know, Ray. People always say six in one hand is the same as half a dozen in the other hand. But what they don't know is that was born in a bakery and my all dozens have fourteen.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some people think the glass is half-full and some people think the glass is half-empty. What they don't know, is either way you gotta wash it and I'm all out of soap.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Listen, Ray, Ive been told Im not a homosexual, but Im feeling pretty fricking gay right now

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Punks like you are a dime a dozen but me? I'm a roll of nickels and nothing is gonna change that, Ray.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a roll of nickels and nothing is gonna CHANGE that
      man, frick, this got me
      was the pun intended?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They say a bird in hand is worth two in the bush. One day I realized that I live in a goddamn desert next to the ocean and the bird in my hand was a fish all along.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ray, Ive been pulling myself up from my bootstraps for so long I dont know where my ass ends and my leg begins

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad was a math teacher, Ray. He used to always tell me when I was acting up that I was being obtuse. Thing is, he's dead now and now I'm a fricking circle.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They say time is a flat circle, Ray, but me? I'm a fricking hypotenuse.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where there's smoke there's fire ray and right now, you look like the business lounge in the Singapore Airport.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where there's smoke, Ray - They pinch back.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    As they say Ray, you're getting a taste of your own medicine, and Ray I'm a bottle of warm cherry Robitussin

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im at episode five and he hasnt given a single one of these funny epithets. When do i get the meme

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The actual season is shit. The memes elevate the show, they don't reflect it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to _______ Ani.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Le strong woman drops the tough act and falls in love with the masculine suffering hero and bears his baby and becomes more feminine and submissive
          >Gay character rejects embracing being gay and has a family and would rather die than be forced to sink into his worst impulses, aka his homosexuality defect
          >israelite character that fricked Frank over is killed in a humiliating way

          S2 is easily one of the most based seasons of television ever made and no one even notices.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought the baby was Vince and Jordan's

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, Jordan can't have kids that was Ani's kid with Ray. Hence why she said 'his sons' in the final scene. It was really based and emotionally powerful, a broken man and woman finding solace in each other but being separated by tragedy but still having a child out of all of it. S2 is so much better than anyone gives it credit for, i'd say it's more emotionally resonant than S1. Frank's death scene was masterfully done.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                huh, didn't realize that. Yeah I already love S2 though. Farrell has become one of the best actors of this generation.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                100%. He really elevates anything he's in, remember when people slated him as some kind of industry plant? lol as if. The guy is pure kino and has second to none screen presence. I didn't expect for him and Vince to have such electric chemistry together. He was the best part of Miami Vice.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like that part where formerly purely commerical actors start doing interesting projects later on in their careers (instead of losing any dignity and doing direct-to-video crap)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They've never done anything together after TD, they really ought to do something again. Truly special chemistry.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought Farrell was like 5'9 and Vince 6'4,in his roles people always comment that he is tall

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        pleb

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just rewatched S2 and pretty early on he says something like "never do anything out of hunger, not even eating"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      surely you're joking.My only complain is that he never says "Casper knew this" but there's another video which shows every rime he mentions his name

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      jMy only complain is that he never says "Casper knew this" but there's another video which shows every time he mentions his name

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He never said the actual line, it's just people talking about the show and speculating and it somehow morphed into a meme Frank actually said it in the show which he didn't.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They say the early bird gets the worm, Raymond, so I set my alarm on "early."

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The chips will fall where they may, Ray. But I gotta tell you - Im feeling just like a british seagull

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ray, I have a bottle of Blue Label, would you like some? Here you go. Enjoy.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just like my father used to say Ray; if you're already up to your neck in shit, you better buy a snorkel.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They say you should never met your heroes. Well guess what, Ray? I just ran into Buzz Aldrin, and he fricked my ass.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A burger today is as good as a hotdog on Tuesday, right? Didn't think so, now get me my fricking money.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raymond - if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake WAY over here - and my straw reaches across the room, you know what we have, ray?
    We have a real party!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake WAY over here - and my straw reaches across the room, you know what we have, ray?

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guess what Ray? I'm riding the Titanic up shit creek and I'm all outta wet wipes

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder: Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American, please.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just call anyone who isn't white a Black person. It's simpler.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go stand in front of a fricking tank

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      good bait

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a dog eat dog out there and im the zipperhead slope asiatic ching chang chong rice paddy chop stick man

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They say 90% of success is showing up, Raymondo, and I'm not even here.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dog eat dog?

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a dog eat dog world out there Ray and right now I'm the goddamn postman

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what, Ray?
    meow meow meow meow
    meow meow meow meow
    meow mix meow mix please deliver
    Caspere knew this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it goes:
      I want chicken
      I want liver
      Meow mix meow mix please deliver

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They say there's no such thing as a free lunch. The thing is, Ray, that I never skip breakfast - the most frickin important meal of the day. Caspere knew this.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ray, a rose by any other name will still smell as sweet, and I'm all out of daffodils.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ray, hit my joint. I am smoking weed.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thing is, Ray, these homies are all smoke, and I'm out of matches.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what, Ray? You do too many Zoolanders and Dodgeballs, and suddenly they say you ain't a "serious actor," that you're just a clown. Well the only joke in this town is me, and there's nobody fricking laughing.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's this video on YouTube of a chimp in a zoo and he's raping this frog's mouth without a care in the world. You know what the only thing that separates him from us is?

    We don't got no frickin' frog, Ray.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      KEK Frank really is the best character in the entire show.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ray the world is dog and I am Ray

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The world is my oyster, Ray. And I'm allergic to shellfish.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, Ray, but if you hang around fruits everyone will think you're gay.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women are like a box of chocolates, Ray. You don't know which ones are the nuts until you pick them up and eat them.

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they asked me what would i say to them Ray, but i wouldn't say anything, i would listening to what they have to say and that's what Caspere did

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    But wouldn't that be chinaman eat dog world? Why did you mention cannibal dogs?

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You went up on stage and got kissed by a homosexual, Ray, and then acted tough when the security guards came in. Me? I would have ass-raped him right there and then. Set the record straight, Raymond.

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You wanna tango, Ray? I wanna polka

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We have to find the body, Ray! That thumb drive in his pocket could take us all down! Caspere might be a ghost, but he's anything but friendly.

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they say don't shit where you eat, well Ray I've been shitposting for 12 hours and I haven't left this goddamn chair

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never do anything out of hunger Ray.
    Even eat

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've led you to water, Ray. It's time to drink up.

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