>read the LotR trilogy. >read the Hobbit. >read the Silmarillion. >read the Unfinished Tales

>read the LotR trilogy
>read the Hobbit
>read the Silmarillion
>read the Unfinished Tales
>watched the 3 animated movies
>watched the extended Jackson trilogy
>watched the extended Hobbit trilogy
>watched Rings of Power

What am I supposed to do with my life now?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Start your fan fiction novel. The impossible love between an elf and a dwarf?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that was already a plot line in the hobbit films

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An orc and an elf? A hobbit and a troll?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pipeweed and lembas?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fap to CUTE and ONLY CUTE trans girls

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You get into Warhammer the end game for all nerds

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off back to

    [...]

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Read the Silmarillion again and then explain. I already read it twice. It's. just a incoherent and unfinished mess.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is incoherent about it? it's basically a history of the elves

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a bunch of chaotic notes with 500000000 names glued together to make money from it. I mean there's a whole lot of potential in it, but it was never finished. Not even partially.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the stories made sense to me. are you sure you're not thinking of unifinshed tales.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No. I haven't read unfinished tales. It just felt unfinished. I mean one could've written like 10 books out of this.

            It’s basically the Old Testament absent the interesting bits
            >Farathorn begat Garathorn who begat Nadriel who begat Eldriel
            Tldr: Tolkien was a hack

            Basically. But the hack is his son who thought who could publish a book out of a couple of notes for some easy money.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s basically the Old Testament absent the interesting bits
          >Farathorn begat Garathorn who begat Nadriel who begat Eldriel
          Tldr: Tolkien was a hack

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only the first couple of stories are about the creation of the world, and the genealogies are usually to give context to characters that show up later.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And this differs from the OT in what way? Thanks for proving my point

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry you are so butthurt about judaism and christianity that you can not read 10 pages of a fictional creation story and 6 lines of genealogy.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He was a Christian and took his inspiration from that. I don’t understand why this is contentious

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never said it was. The first bit is similar to the bible in that it's a creation story. After that it's stories about elves.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You mean the Elohim?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You’re just pissed because I’m correct. Many such cases

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >absent the interesting bits
            - feanor
            - ungoliath
            - morgoth (more goth!)
            - ...
            I thought there were some pretty interesting parts in it. Unfortunately not finished. Let's forget all of the Eru and the Music stuff, this was a little too much. I think drugs were involved here...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Silmarillion
      >Incoherent
      It's not the best fantasy thing I ever read, but incoherent it ain't. You're either dumb or too impatient to process it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know. It's a bunch of short stories based on scattered notes where someone thought they might belong together. Maybe I give it another try. It's been a couple of years since I read it.
        >you dumb
        ;_;

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was unfair to you and just being Saucy because that's the fourchan way. It's just not your thing and that's okay. It's barely my thing, but there are a couple of stories I really really like.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's fine. I've been here long enough to not take things personal :DDDD
            As already mentioned, I guess my "problem" with it is just that J. R. R. didn't finish it and it therefore doesn't have the depth and qualify LOTR has. So much "wasted" potential. I want w book/movie about Feonar...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Silmarillion
          >Incoherent
          It's not the best fantasy thing I ever read, but incoherent it ain't. You're either dumb or too impatient to process it.

          It's more dry and boring than anything. Outside of the creation stuff if you don't have a vivid imagination to fill in the gaps you're gonna have a bad time.
          I prefere just listening to the Blind Guardian concept album

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Blind Guardian
            Pls don't (no offense)

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You WILL listen to the german power metal
              AND you WILL like it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol. I'm a kraut and I hate it 😀

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's starting to actually hurt my feel feels how everyone I know IRL hates them. No one will even humor me.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Power Metal is just not my thing fren. I'm currently actually listening to Deutsche Musik which is Funker Vogt and Faderhead. But both of them do not cover tolkin's works.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ?t=31
                lol

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                OK. You're not into irony, then. OK.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No I get it that's why I'm laughing. It's not that deep lmao

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Everyone hates them
                I like power metal, anon. You talkin' about Blind Guardian? I think they're b***hin', although I'm not all that schooled in them yet. I have a few albums of theirs on my phone and the vocals and sweeping reefs are masterful indeed.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >reefs
                I meant riffs. But you knew that.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no lost tales
    >no tolkien reader
    There is other stuff. Can't say I've read it though

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He hasn’t read the Great Tales, Tolkien’s letters, and the 12 volume History of Middle Earth

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Upvoting the two nerds as love interests in OP’s fanfic

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this any good?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish it was. I just couldn't get into it. MMO's aren't my thing really.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you still like mmo gameplay from the early 00s then yeah

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watched Rings of Power
    Get therapy? Hypnosis to forget?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is more Fantasy other than Lotr to read.

    Read Book of the new sun if you want strange edgy kino
    Read Discworld of you want to have comical parody of Fantasy tropes while still having rich worldbuildning
    Read The Wheel of Time if you really, really want to fall alseep

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2nding New Sun. Very soulful, rereadable. Don't pay much mind to the unreliable narrator hype that built up around it, it's a nothingburger and will muddy your pleasure.

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