Real talk, what was his problem?
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Real talk, what was his problem?
Real talk, what was his problem?
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Do you think most individuals are worthy to the keys to the Kingdom?
he had been locked in a candy factory getting blown by disgusting little orange men for 20 yrs
god i wish that were me
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Find out in the prequel Wonka this December 15th!
Why are there so many Dahl remakes coming out recently? You had that awful Witches remake, then the Matilda musical, now this Wonka film
>Netflix has acquired the works of Roald Dahl, the author of children’s classics including the BFG, Fantastic Mr Fox and the Witches, in the streaming company’s biggest content deal to date.
>The agreement struck by Netflix, which already has a deal in place with the Roald Dahl Story Company (RDSC) to license 16 titles, will help it build its content arsenal in the streaming wars against rivals including Disney+, Amazon Prime Video and HBO Max.
Annoyed with kids these days, like most adults. Roald Dahl never wanted to be a children's writer, but his publisher told him it was all he was good for. Charlie and the Chocolate factory was him venting about nuisance children and making them read his complaints.
How did he know Charlie and Grandpa Joe would figure out they needed to burp to stop floating? There was a giant, industrial fan spanning the entire ceiling. They would've died horrifically
The fan would have been powered by spigwiggly gumpkin, which every competent woozeneer knows will only contibilate any floating human that gets close.
He didn't know. He didn't tell them to go in there. They broke the rules and almost killed themselves.
Grandpa Joe is at fault
that stupid old drunk almost ruined charlie's golden opportunity. fake cripple frick.
>Oh I’m much too sick to go out and work so we don’t have live in fricking dirt poor poverty Charlie
>What’s that you get to go to a candy factory? Frick yeah let’s go I can “suddenly walk.”
Grandpa Joe was the real villain
they pizd and shidded in the bed right?
Imagine the smell
if they were making it now, they would cast the bear guy 100% but he wasn't big enough before the bear
Reminder that Grampa Joe's family struggled to put food on the table while he maintained a cocaine habit
this and it forced them all to have a cabbage water diet
He mistakenly believed that by randomly putting golden tickets in chocolate bars, that lovers of his products would be the most likely to find them.
Sadly, it turns out that a random number generator is not the right way to find a new CFO
Do you think Mike Teevee got stretched out or did the oompa homosexuals murder and raped his tiny corpse?
Don't you see him stretched out? Maybe I only imagine that bit from the book's description.
Gloop drowns in chocolate, c**tface gets incinerated, violet gets taken to the bbw dungeon and juiced, and mike gets shrunk and put inside an oompa loompas ass. This is canon in the appendices
He never should have owned a chocolate factory if he had a problem with gluttony
He's a tortured artist who hates his audience and treats them with contempt
Blue swollen dicky on the verge of bursting.
Wonka was a Cynic with a capital C. But with most cynical characters (IRL, also) he had a heart of gold.
Why did he do it?
he lost his testicles in an everlasting gobstopper incident and couldn't have a wife's son of his own so he did the next best thing. he found a poor family and bought them.
According to that richard pryor interview he was a massive homosexual.
>Roald Dahl and the Giant Fruit