Realistically, how do you prevent such a situation from happening?
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Realistically, how do you prevent such a situation from happening?
Realistically, how do you prevent such a situation from happening?
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>NOOOOOOOOOOO
Don’t get a boner
Do you fricking seriously need to make this thread every day?
I wouldn't prevent anything at all.
>prevent
Amirite? Kek! So funny! Rape on men is hilarious!
>Amirite? Kek! So funny! Rape on men is hilarious!
It is all those jokes about prison rape and its so funny because you know it actually happens and they kill themselves and everything. kek so equal so socially just haha dropped soap ahaha
just don't be a criminal and go to prison, homosexual
I don't give a shit
>NOOO ANA DE ARMAS DONT RAPE ME NOOOOO
I'd let them rape me and videotape it
This movie has a fricked up surrealistic tone that I enjoy.
never get married
He was married and loyal and madly in love with his wife. They had a perfect relationship and then these little bawds showed up and stole his faithful to his wife. If anyone here was actually married and in love you'd know how devistating that would be
Tell them your favorite anime and cartoon series.
just be myself
I wouldn't say a single word to her; I would listen to her deepthroating my wiener, and that's what Keanu never did
Be ugly.
Watch breadtubers.
>OH SO YOU'RE GONNA TORTURE ME NOW HUH?
>I BET YOU CAN'T SUCK MY wiener AND LICK MY BALLS AND POSSIBLY GIVE ME A SLOPPY RIMJOB
>AHH NO YOU CRAZY b***h
>SERIOUSLY DESIST AT ONCE
>YOU DASTARD
>YOU VILLAIN
>DO NOT PUT ON THOSE DIAPERS THEY ARE DISPLAY DIAPERS
>I LEFT THOSE OUT FOR GUESTS
>OH MAN NO I AM MAD
>I AM SO VERY MAD
>DO NOT GET YOUR HOT FRIEND TO ALSO PUT ON DIAPERS
>OH NO YOU ARE SCISSORING IN THOSE DIAPERS IN FRONT OF ME DANG
>THIS TOTALLY SUCKS
>DARN YOU TO HECK
>STOP MAKING OUT WITH YOUR HOT FRIEND IN THOSE DIAPERS RIGHT NOW
>YOU STOP THAT ANA DE ARMAS
>YOU QUIT HAVING LESBIAN DIAPERS SEX THIS INSTANT
>OH MAN NOW I BET YOU'RE GONNA FIND THE STRAPON IN MY SOCK DRAWER
>LOCATED JUST TO YOUR RIGHT
>NO THE OTHER DRAWER
>YEAH I BET YOU'LL PEG ME NOW TO TORTURE ME HUH
>CRAP THIS IS SO BAD RIGHT NOW
>I'M SO UPSET
>NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>NO WAITWAITWAIT
>DON'T WEAR THAT
>NOT THE SUPERMAN COSTUME
>NOOOOOOOOO
allow me to remove the pedophilia because it's really good otherwise
>OH SO YOU'RE GONNA TORTURE ME NOW HUH?
>I BET YOU CAN'T SUCK MY wiener AND LICK MY BALLS AND POSSIBLY GIVE ME A SLOPPY RIMJOB
>AHH NO YOU CRAZY b***h
>SERIOUSLY DESIST AT ONCE
>YOU VILLAIN
>DO NOT PUT ON THOSE STOCKINGS THEY ARE DISPLAY STOCKINGS
>I LEFT THOSE OUT FOR GUESTS
>OH MAN NO I AM MAD
>I AM SO VERY MAD
>DO NOT GET YOUR HOT FRIEND TO ALSO PUT ON STOCKINGS
>OH NO YOU ARE SCISSORING IN THOSE STOCKINGS IN FRONT OF ME DANG
>THIS TOTALLY SUCKS
>DARN YOU TO HECK
>STOP MAKING OUT WITH YOUR HOT FRIEND IN THOSE STOCKINGS RIGHT NOW
>YOU STOP THAT ANA DE ARMAS
>YOU QUIT HAVING LESBIAN STOCKINGS SEX THIS INSTANT
>OH MAN NOW I BET YOU'RE GONNA FIND THE STRAPON IN MY SOCK DRAWER
>LOCATED JUST TO YOUR RIGHT
>NO THE OTHER DRAWER
>YEAH I BET YOU'LL PEG ME NOW TO TORTURE ME HUH
>CRAP THIS IS SO BAD RIGHT NOW
>I'M SO UPSET
>NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>NO WAITWAITWAIT
>DON'T WEAR THAT
>NOT THE SUPERMAN COSTUME
>NOOOOOOOOO
nooo don't stimulate my penis by stroking it up and down
i don't answer the door if someone knocks and I don't pick up the phone either
this plus I haven't opened my mail in three years
If two hot girls were knocking on my door I would not open the door. But if two hot boys were knocking on my door I would let them in. Also, I don't have a wife but I have two sons.
This thread and I'm Dunnhier crack me up the most
dunheir is peak cinema, Nolan wrote great dialogue.
Frick them before they frick you.
Just bee yourself!
I wish it was two teenboys raping Keanu Reeves instead of girls.
you again
Hi.
>NOOOOOOO THINK OF THE AGE DIFFERENCE, WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON TO TALK ABOUT
>IM IN A POSITION OF POWER, I CANT EXPLOIT YOU LIKE THIS
>NO DONT SIT ON MY FACE LIKE THAT AS YOU SQUEEZE YOUR THIGHS
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
>anon posts his unfunny dogshit for 70th time
Maybe it'll catch on, keep trying
>despite multiple pleas anon stil cannot stop sucking wiener
I've found that spending all my time shitposting on Cinemaphile, neglecting personal hygiene, physical health and social relationships has been an effective deterrent so far
Imagine if those girls were seven.
Prevent it? Just be me. I'll probably never have a threeway in my life haha:'(
Have such a boring life that you're not worth blackmailing
just be me heh