>takes out trifling b***h and the israelite waiter she was fricking, doesn’t even try to get rid of the mountain of physical evidence, gets away with it anyway
Based
>put on a glove, so the evidence glove now doesn't fit >the glove doesn't fit!
The mountain of evidence has nothing to do with him getting away with it
I’m pretty sure 90% of us who grew up watching MIB and Independence Day would appreciate it and personally, I’d pay to see every other movie he made for the rest of my life out of admiration.
This. It's his only chance at this point.
I guess staging a car accident or helicopter crash would be also acceptable.
He gets to play the grieving husband for a few months and gets back in the saddle.
This is why we need to make homosexuality and other non-immoral acts more accepted by society so less people will be taken advantage of by vultures like this.
I'll whitefy the drama for you
Kevin hart is the Keanu Reeves of black people, and Katt is the Jonah hill
Kevin hart is beloved by everyone and keeps a low profile even if he's a multimilionaire, and his money comes from him being good with money, and Katt can't stand that. Katt's worth is like 1% of Kevin, but he feels Kevin "sold himself" to have his money, and because he didn't sold himself, he feels entitled to more audience love.
Like Jonah, the more he demands love, the less he gets, being low profile and keeping thing to yourself can't be learned
Ask any black person you know who is funnier between the two, and I bet you money they'll say Katt. If you have any white friends who know him, they will too.
I feel like kat has committed to being a “homie” And Kevin has made himself more appealing to different audiences. Kat is just doing what he has committed to, being a salty ass homie.
very moronic analogy but at least you tried, Jonah just wants people to see him as a serious actor and not just the funny fat guy he was his entire career he's not entitled.
it goes deeper than that. meme magic is 100% real. the same as demonic/black magic is real (and used by those in power). meme magic manifests through the beautiful chaos of a natural non-forced meme. The 4U shitposting got too strong and we ripped the fabric of reality. Same with the 2016 election.
It looks like they are standing beside each other buy looking away from each other, then they cropped the photo and swapped sides. Note the curtain behind them.
I just dont get making fun of children. Its probably why the right has been slowly losing for the past 15 years because they make idiotic choices like making fun of someones kids. Third positionism is the only way
it's not exclusive to the right
it's terminally online ghouls everywhere
Shouldn't use the word terminal though, I used to be one of them and I found a way out
He should ask for a DNA test on the youngest two, blue eyes seems unlikely
I just dont get making fun of children. Its probably why the right has been slowly losing for the past 15 years because they make idiotic choices like making fun of someones kids. Third positionism is the only way
They’re making fun of the negative results of mixed marriages, of which children are a direct outcome
Yea honestly decent looking family. People are ragging on him but as far as bmwf offspring go they are actually pretty decent looking. Also, put yourself in carlton's shoes, you can:
A. marry a black girl like Will did and have to constantly put up with her shit and pretend to be ghetto for no reason or,
B. Marry a pretty white girl and be able to be your true self.
Carton was literally us the whole time, imagine a young neighbour from Philly arriving in your house to corrupt your virgin sister? He barely sperged out
>zoomers in charge of not being invasively sadistic toward their chosen scapegoat for absolutely no reason
even if this is all true, will smith is less of a homosexual than any of you gossiping queers piling on the Acceptable Target of the Month. you're NPCs and you need to develop a sense of shame.
your anxiety about being ridiculed on the internet defines you homosexuals and dictates your behavior toward others. sad!
I'd usually agree with this type of post, but come on man... this guy is too much of a clown and needs to be heckled for the sake of masculinity itself.
99.999% of blacks DESPISE whites and would cave your skull in with a rock if they thought for a second that they could get away with it. i never understood the whole Black person-loving thing. even the "good" ones will cut your throat if it made them look good to other blacks.
Racial hatred depends on where you're located. In areas where everyone tried to get their kids into "good" schools to "good jobs" pipeline, race didn't matter as much as test scores and other abilities. If you're in "rough" areas, sure the dynamic is more roving gangs vs. gangs.
Also people tend to get savage when there's not enough to go around for everybody. Exactly the condition those in DC + Geneva are creating for the world right now. Race wars is the main way to deflect attention from the "1% against 99%" root cause of escalated discontent in the world, but some folks trust their masters in high places.
How? She's already publicly admitted to fricking other guys so at worst they'd be cucking each other but Will is the closeted homosexual in that situation so he comes off infinitely worse.
Black folk in the late 80s/early90s saw having a cell phone as a status symbol to attract other bucks. old rap videos from that era feature Black folk posting up to the camera with a cell phone as some sort of weird flex. then everyone got a cell phone, so they started doing the cell phone gesture with big stacks of money. now it's just a common Black person-emote to pretend random things are a stack of money/cell phone and pretend to talk on it. again, it's some sort of buck-mating ritual. idk
Honestly, people are pretty easy to sway, especially when it comes to concepts like 'masculinity' which are rooted in the ape bit of our brains.
All he needs to do is find some deranged fangirl half his age and make a whole bunch of public appearances with her fawning over him.
The ooga booga public will go 'Grug has hot girl. Grug must be doing something right' and completely forget how he humiliated himself.
>it either completely mindbreaks people or they turn into superpowered untouchables
ironically that about lines up with the mythology of their religious beliefs
He needs to wield the hate most people has for his c**t wife. Or link up with Krobo and do a fesh pince collaboration. Or get a terminal disease and post sad videos.
He needs to come back and frick up aliens scum. Get a really decent writer and do another Independence Day. >HURRR DURR, HE DIED IN THE LAST ONE
Nobody dies in science fiction and that movie was ass anyway. Do a film where he survived the prototype plane explosion and went into hiding after being targeted and hunted by the aliens and have him reemerge as a resistance fighter who took part in the ground guerrilla war where we actually get to see the land to hand combat fighting where the only way to kill them is by stabbing them in the back of the skull. Bring Goldblum back in a prominent role too. >ID4 3: War of Independence.
Then he does another Men In Black. Agent J is now head of the agency and has to train a bunch of new upstart agents totackle the latest threat to the planet. Old school 90s coolness meets modern day sensibilities in a clash of styles, approaches, and mentalities. J plays the straight and funny man as he brings the new kids up to speed. >MIB: Last Line Of Defense
Its that simple. He has to return to his roots of fricking up alien scum, both in serious and comedic roles. Start from there.
Isn't it crazy how you could literally have it all, be at the top of the world, obtain all the wealth and fame a person could ever want or need, but you marry the wrong person and all of that comes tumbling down?
Realistically speaking, he's already redeemed. The bill came due on getting superstardom during his prime years, and now he's paying it with full interest.
Nobody stopped him like how everyone stopped Wayne from murdering an indian girl. That's the real story. They just didn't care enough about stopping a black guy hitting a black guy.
He should apologize for being black, encourage all blacks everywhere to do what he will do next; for the sake of all of humanity - and then he should kill himself on live TV to the applause and cheers of an all-white audience.
can't and won't. its over.
Kill his wife
>takes out trifling b***h and the israelite waiter she was fricking, doesn’t even try to get rid of the mountain of physical evidence, gets away with it anyway
Based
>put on a glove, so the evidence glove now doesn't fit
>the glove doesn't fit!
The mountain of evidence has nothing to do with him getting away with it
His attorney paid one of the arresting officers to act like a cartoonishly over the top racist.
America: rich + famous black star athlete is more powerful than a blond wife + israeli normie.
Pretty much this. He's too deep in the hole for anything else to work.
I’m pretty sure 90% of us who grew up watching MIB and Independence Day would appreciate it and personally, I’d pay to see every other movie he made for the rest of my life out of admiration.
I bet they would offer him a pretty good deal not to go to trial since the jury might find him innocent lmao
Unironically this. She's a human-shaped anchor dragging him into the abyss.
Don't forget his kids also.
Even more important. The legacy he leaves is even more disgusting than his wife and his movie career.
whitey here. who's duane? does he mean the rock?
HAVING ANAL SEX WITH WILL!!!!!
KILLING HIM
MURDER
IT WAS MURDER IN THERE
He'd become a hero
frick me lmao those things are so ugly at every stage of life.
But he already got murdered first.
Stop posting Will you're drunk
ngl would be a kino arc
This. It's his only chance at this point.
I guess staging a car accident or helicopter crash would be also acceptable.
He gets to play the grieving husband for a few months and gets back in the saddle.
>gets back in the saddle
Wild Wild West 2: Will Gettin Westless
>gets back in the saddle.
BROKEBUCK MURDER
He should become friends with Patton Oswalt and ask him for advice.
Unlike with OJ, I don’t think there’d be any pushback. Nobody is defending Jada Pinkett except for feminist types
He wouldn't have to kill her he would just have to stand up and put his foot down i.e. be a man
Yes, I could see it that would be crazy enough to work.
Every man will sympathize with him and women will get wet knowing he's capable of murder.
This really is what it's all come to, isn't it
Naw. That's the worst version of "sounding mad".
I can't believe how oblivious we were to his gayness all this time. But once you're aware it's as plain as day
As gay as John Travolta. Seems like a lot of Hollywood actors are queer as blazes.
Sort of like George Takei? In retrospect, you could see it from space, but it was another time.
After getting brutally murdered like that ?
No chance
Starting to notice a pattern with celebs who joined Scientology and rumors of homosexuality.
It's almost like they are told that the cult will manage their career and image for them and help them keep their secret
they make you admit your darkest secrets in search for alien souls inside your body
How Danny Masterson was safe for a long time.
This is why we need to make homosexuality and other non-immoral acts more accepted by society so less people will be taken advantage of by vultures like this.
Start a gaming channel called my wife's name
How about a candy called "my wife's name"?
He gay like Ludacris. Career is over. Black people hates homos
Besides the hundreds of millions of gay blACKs lmao
self loathing isn't limited to the small hat tribe
All kaffirs in subsaharan africa were sticking their dicks in any orifice they could find before missionaries showed up and told them it was wrong
White fanbois must stay by Will's side now more than ever. No shame in being accused of anal murder
beyond murder suicide he can't
Divorce
Pull a Revenant and make a solid movie with high intensity solo acting, don't put your kid innit
>won an oscar
>career destroyed the same night
Our boy Is unique case
The guy who says he saw Will fricking a dude also compared Will's penis to a "pinky toe" btw
He does carry himself with pinky toe dick energy
well, at least he's not bottom
No, I miswrote that, by "fricking a dude" I meant Will taking it in the ass, in addition to having a small penis
It's so over
see:
https://www.indy100.com/celebrities/will-smith-legal-action-gay-claims
What's with all the black celeb coming out gay?
The zest is rising to the top.
black males have more estrogen than their women, look it up
you think the j's handed them the keys to society for free?
>legal action is being considered
If it's unequivocally false why isn't legal action being undertaken?
they will have to demonstrate will's dick taking abilities in court
if he can't handle a hung bull it's officially slander!
Will Smith has tiny "pinky toe"-like penis CONFIRMED
>sees someone getting murdered
>doesn't report it to the police
this Bilaal guy sounds like a real jerk
Duane buck breaking Will who knew.
>Jada is still his wife
WHAT?!
To a Justice concert, yes.
Have a you I miss Justice
Is that kevin hart? Why does Katt Williams hate this man?
I'll whitefy the drama for you
Kevin hart is the Keanu Reeves of black people, and Katt is the Jonah hill
Kevin hart is beloved by everyone and keeps a low profile even if he's a multimilionaire, and his money comes from him being good with money, and Katt can't stand that. Katt's worth is like 1% of Kevin, but he feels Kevin "sold himself" to have his money, and because he didn't sold himself, he feels entitled to more audience love.
Like Jonah, the more he demands love, the less he gets, being low profile and keeping thing to yourself can't be learned
Ask any black person you know who is funnier between the two, and I bet you money they'll say Katt. If you have any white friends who know him, they will too.
I feel like kat has committed to being a “homie” And Kevin has made himself more appealing to different audiences. Kat is just doing what he has committed to, being a salty ass homie.
very moronic analogy but at least you tried, Jonah just wants people to see him as a serious actor and not just the funny fat guy he was his entire career he's not entitled.
Oscar bait drama where he's a transsexual.
I'm not joking.
>That arch
Straight men don't do that. Not even gay tops do that.
ZESTY
That guy on the left doesn't want any part of that and is trying to flee as fast as he can.
>not even a power bottom
Downright peculiar.
Why Getty Images gotta be outin him like dis
just come out of the fricking closet and quit his embarrassing cope with his c**t ex wife would improve his position markedly
will smith is 100% a closeted homosexual but his posture here doesn't mean shit tbh
this, people don't care if you're gay if you're good enough
Looking all tooted and booted. More arched up than a mcdonalds! Shameful!
>arch
Chris Hemsworth also assumed an arched position, in his pic with a quokka. What then?
chris on the downlow too
what's your point?
To be fair that's a weird position to kneel in, with his hands lower than his knees.
His career was over a long time ago, though.
Bussy status?
Broken.
Just noticed.
Wife named Jada
Son named Jaden
> wow
Will is named Will
Daughter is named Willow
Not coincidence, all planned btw
a-are you frickin moronic?
ahaha wow, reminds of that crashed plane with 4U in the flight number. Sometimes shit lines up real nice
it goes deeper than that. meme magic is 100% real. the same as demonic/black magic is real (and used by those in power). meme magic manifests through the beautiful chaos of a natural non-forced meme. The 4U shitposting got too strong and we ripped the fabric of reality. Same with the 2016 election.
Are plane crash threads still a thing on Cinemaphile? I relapsed for a while but I finally came back from normieland to keep my sanity.
>Make some sort of "joke" about standing right next to each other
>Literally can't stand to actually stand next to each other for the photo
It looks like they are standing beside each other buy looking away from each other, then they cropped the photo and swapped sides. Note the curtain behind them.
Also
>JUST WATER
>it's not just water
Jaden is such a twat.
JFMSU
Now I feel bad for drinking JUST water I feel bad knowing I was supporting that little homosexual the few times I drank it
You now have AIDS.
i-I thought it was just water!
jokes on you
already had it
never share dirty needled kids
You spelt c**t wrong.
Katt william legit?
trooning out and murder suicide in no particular order
And to think, Will used to always try to put down Carlton as being less a man. Almost as if he were trying to deflect
how the turn tables
lol look at these mixed race freaks
Nah, their line will be preppy east coast whites within another generation at this rate
Are mirrors even real?
How could they be, if our eyes aren't real?
If his sons frick white b***hes, his grandkids will pretty much be totally white. Genes status: bleached
Carlton's kids will 100% turn out better in all respects than Will's warped offspring
Will's son with his first wife is normal.
>MCNULTY, MY WIFE'S ROOM, NOW!
> son with his first wife is normal.
If there is something wrong with the b***h, there will be something wrong with the pup.
I 100% believe they already are. Most celeb pretend their kids are an accessoire for them and struggle when they're grown up.
>see family together, and happy
>focus solely on their skin color
your father got drunk and beat either you or your mom regularly, didn't he
hmm
Yes Batista
jesus
is he ok?
just got a little cold that's all
Source?
The House That Jack Built
What does he know?
I just dont get making fun of children. Its probably why the right has been slowly losing for the past 15 years because they make idiotic choices like making fun of someones kids. Third positionism is the only way
get over yourself
Probably should look in a mirror, mate
YTLAFAYSAR
it's not exclusive to the right
it's terminally online ghouls everywhere
Shouldn't use the word terminal though, I used to be one of them and I found a way out
Meanwhile the left is ripping them to pieces in the womb.
Get some perspective butthole.
kid's got a goofy smile
sorry you got a goofy smile anon
when dad's side of the family comes over for thanksgiving
Carlton: a large, healthy, probably very traditional family
Will: closeted Scientologist, cheating unsatisfied wife, deranged Hollywood they/them kids
holy mother of dysgenic. racemixing is never cool, this should be allowed to exist. LOOK AT THAT BABY AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Would, would, pass, pass, would, would
The kids really do look kinda freakish
It's because they have Carlton's face.
holy shit that baby girl looks like they forgot her out in the sun
The mother's genes fought valiantly and came through in two of them, at least.
DIOS MIO
He should ask for a DNA test on the youngest two, blue eyes seems unlikely
They’re making fun of the negative results of mixed marriages, of which children are a direct outcome
Unironically a good looking familia
His daughter is cute
oldest daughter is cute, the other kids look kinda cursed but they'll probably grow out of it
Genuinely looks like a nice family
Yea honestly decent looking family. People are ragging on him but as far as bmwf offspring go they are actually pretty decent looking. Also, put yourself in carlton's shoes, you can:
A. marry a black girl like Will did and have to constantly put up with her shit and pretend to be ghetto for no reason or,
B. Marry a pretty white girl and be able to be your true self.
Carlton won. Simple as.
Carlton Comrades, we been eatin good for decades
Carton was literally us the whole time, imagine a young neighbour from Philly arriving in your house to corrupt your virgin sister? He barely sperged out
No coming back for this zesty ass Black person, and people are starting to wonder if they ever really liked him.
It's over.
>zoomers in charge of not being invasively sadistic toward their chosen scapegoat for absolutely no reason
even if this is all true, will smith is less of a homosexual than any of you gossiping queers piling on the Acceptable Target of the Month. you're NPCs and you need to develop a sense of shame.
your anxiety about being ridiculed on the internet defines you homosexuals and dictates your behavior toward others. sad!
shut up will
I'd usually agree with this type of post, but come on man... this guy is too much of a clown and needs to be heckled for the sake of masculinity itself.
His line of "Faerie lives don't matter" in Bright always stuck out as passive aggressive.
99.999% of blacks DESPISE whites and would cave your skull in with a rock if they thought for a second that they could get away with it. i never understood the whole Black person-loving thing. even the "good" ones will cut your throat if it made them look good to other blacks.
Faeries = Fairies = another term for gays.
Racial hatred depends on where you're located. In areas where everyone tried to get their kids into "good" schools to "good jobs" pipeline, race didn't matter as much as test scores and other abilities. If you're in "rough" areas, sure the dynamic is more roving gangs vs. gangs.
Also people tend to get savage when there's not enough to go around for everybody. Exactly the condition those in DC + Geneva are creating for the world right now. Race wars is the main way to deflect attention from the "1% against 99%" root cause of escalated discontent in the world, but some folks trust their masters in high places.
I like how you talk scapegoating and then blame the zoomers. Spoken like a true nazi.
Only if he hunts, kills and eats Jada with his bare hands.
No straight dude would bend over like that, LOL!!!!
You're right. As a straight man I only bend like that when I'm searching for the tv control under the bed. And when my bf fricks me
He looks way to comfortable in that pose, seems like he has had lots of practice
Blow himself up at a Prode Boys rally/4chud meet up.
>Why don't she love me man
by doing the needful
It was murder in there.
With who
By acting better still. I don't care about actors private lives and that slap was epic for everybody.
test
That's how Black folk look at israeli ass before licking it to become really famous?
Playing the villain in a children's movie
murdered
Curious choice of position.
muscle memory
One might even call it peculiar.
Enemy of the State 2 would redeem his career.
https://youtube.com/shorts/s3poKUuvtyM
If he's such a beta, gay, bottom etc. why did Jada settle for him in the first place?
Thought she could use him for money, profile and career advancement, all of which she did.
But wouldn't it make her look cucked if word of the gay stuff got out?
How? She's already publicly admitted to fricking other guys so at worst they'd be cucking each other but Will is the closeted homosexual in that situation so he comes off infinitely worse.
Still baffles me why he even puts up with this shit?
Have you ever being in love anon?
not yet, if this is what happens to you then hope I never experience it
what the frick is she even doing? she looks moronic. its all about their cuck fantasy no matter how cringy it looks to outsiders
Shes pointing at that BWC like Batman points at dubs
DO NOT REDEED THE WILL SMITH!! DONOTREDEEMIT!! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? AREYOULISTENINGTOME?! *speakers explode*
GOODMORNING SIR SIR
>Realistically speaking, how can he redeem himself?
I heard he's going to play Vegeta in Netflix's live action Dragonball Z series.
anal raping jada in public
Murder suicide.
Who said he can?
Will
what's with this moronic phone gesture?
this fricking face
he always does that face because he's a mongoloid
Black folk in the late 80s/early90s saw having a cell phone as a status symbol to attract other bucks. old rap videos from that era feature Black folk posting up to the camera with a cell phone as some sort of weird flex. then everyone got a cell phone, so they started doing the cell phone gesture with big stacks of money. now it's just a common Black person-emote to pretend random things are a stack of money/cell phone and pretend to talk on it. again, it's some sort of buck-mating ritual. idk
Forever cucked. It's in his DNA.
Yeah give it time. He just punched Chris Rock in the face, no one cares.
Shit move. It was a just G.I. Jane joke man
It was a shit move, I agree. But give it a few more years and no one will care.
This just sets him up for a comeback.
i still love will smith, and i hate all black people.
Join Chris Rock in a one hour comedy special where they do nothing but shit on Jada.
the thing is once you're a dad, you can never be cool again. Maybe if Will Smith aborts his kids he can regain some of his fanbase.
Honestly, people are pretty easy to sway, especially when it comes to concepts like 'masculinity' which are rooted in the ape bit of our brains.
All he needs to do is find some deranged fangirl half his age and make a whole bunch of public appearances with her fawning over him.
The ooga booga public will go 'Grug has hot girl. Grug must be doing something right' and completely forget how he humiliated himself.
Scientology did a number on him. Atleast we got a few kinos b4 he lost his mind
what is it with scientology? it either completely mindbreaks people or they turn into superpowered untouchables
It's a system the the crap naturally rises to the top.
>it either completely mindbreaks people or they turn into superpowered untouchables
ironically that about lines up with the mythology of their religious beliefs
(pic related)
Shark Tale 2
>man these white fish be CRAZY
He needs to wield the hate most people has for his c**t wife. Or link up with Krobo and do a fesh pince collaboration. Or get a terminal disease and post sad videos.
There is nothing. He was never a good actor and now people know he is a giant homosexual.
nasty work
Dunno
He should've slapped his b***h of a wife instead of Chris Rock tbh and his gay homosexual son too while he's at it.
if he played obama in the inevitable biopic he could redeem
He needs to come back and frick up aliens scum. Get a really decent writer and do another Independence Day.
>HURRR DURR, HE DIED IN THE LAST ONE
Nobody dies in science fiction and that movie was ass anyway. Do a film where he survived the prototype plane explosion and went into hiding after being targeted and hunted by the aliens and have him reemerge as a resistance fighter who took part in the ground guerrilla war where we actually get to see the land to hand combat fighting where the only way to kill them is by stabbing them in the back of the skull. Bring Goldblum back in a prominent role too.
>ID4 3: War of Independence.
Then he does another Men In Black. Agent J is now head of the agency and has to train a bunch of new upstart agents totackle the latest threat to the planet. Old school 90s coolness meets modern day sensibilities in a clash of styles, approaches, and mentalities. J plays the straight and funny man as he brings the new kids up to speed.
>MIB: Last Line Of Defense
Its that simple. He has to return to his roots of fricking up alien scum, both in serious and comedic roles. Start from there.
>fricking up alien scum
Its over , he married one
I guess that would explain Jadan and Willow.
Isn't it crazy how you could literally have it all, be at the top of the world, obtain all the wealth and fame a person could ever want or need, but you marry the wrong person and all of that comes tumbling down?
He should kill putin.
take my upvote!
this is what happens when you're a trust fund band you must embarrasses yourself to hold onto it
Realistically speaking, he's already redeemed. The bill came due on getting superstardom during his prime years, and now he's paying it with full interest.
look at that pose, perfect pose for some buck breaking
go full heel
Doesn't this dude take it up the shitter?
It's over
hes gay he cant
will cant redeem
WIlL NoT REdEeEM SiR
He could stop taking dicks up the bum
I'm afraid that's out of the question.
Literally just let chris rockslap the shit out of him, twice, on live television
uh oh spooky
Does his wife have a sister he can frick?
His only hope for redemption is to go full Chris Benoit.
Nobody stopped him like how everyone stopped Wayne from murdering an indian girl. That's the real story. They just didn't care enough about stopping a black guy hitting a black guy.
He'd have to go full-on OJ on Jada and whatever 22 year-old rapper is screwing her these days.
He should apologize for being black, encourage all blacks everywhere to do what he will do next; for the sake of all of humanity - and then he should kill himself on live TV to the applause and cheers of an all-white audience.
HE WAS IN EXACTLY THAT POSITION WHEN HE WAS NEGOTIATING HIS 'FRESH PRINCE' CONTRACT.
IT WAS MURDER!
he and his wife peacefully separate and he and chris have a televised sit down and discussion over everything
That is a wide spread
Any pretentious slow burn drama movie by A24 would save this man career and public image.
They've done it with Sandler, Robert Pattinson and Fraser. They could do with a more competent actor like Will.
However, it's Will Smith that we are talking, the man with the worst agent of the planet
He lookin zesty in that pic, look at his arch he puts up...