Bash my wifes head in with a nearby rock without warning while screaming barbarously, in order to impress the fellow in black. Who knows? May even give me a pass.
Realistically, acquiesce until he gets close, then try to wrestle him when he's close enough for me to grab him. He's already going to rape/kill me or my wife. Why not at least try. Some psycho comes up to you in the middle of no where, you can only assume he's going to kill you. What else would he be there for.
Immediately zig zag run in the opposite direction, unless he is billy the kid it is unlikely he will hit me. His best option is to take off the ninja outfit, give chase and wait until something slows me down so he can close in, but he might not figure that out and react fast enough giving me some initial distance. He might just give up because of the risk of being spotted, after killing the woman.
This is the other option, but realistically, you and your wife decide to go in opposite directions. He can't get both of you, and he's less likely to get you as you both sprint in opposite directions. Then you can loop around to find your wife.
The human mind isn't perfectly calm and focused on getting accurate shots when someone's charging straight towards them - that's evolutionary shit. Unless he hits me straight in the brain I'm pretty confident adrenaline could keep me going through my wounds to take him down, even if maybe I bleed out a couple minutes later. I've seen multiple videos where guys get shot or stabbed right in the carotid artery and they're perfectly functioning with blood gushing out of their neck for a good thirty seconds to a minute
I've also seen people get shot once somewhere in their abdomen and their body just drops automatically. Which I don't really understand how that works, I'd have thought adrenaline would keep you going a bit as well.
>have to protect yourself and a woman >he has gun >lake beside me
Tell her to zigzag run into the lake and swim away and as soon as she does so I would run at him and try to disarm and strangle him
Probably gonna die but what else can you do
>Probably gonna die but what else can you do
Yeah, once a guy in a mask is pointing a gun at you, you have to accept your death has already happened. No point not trying SOMETHING. Doesn't matter if it gets you killed, you were already going to be slaughtered.
I wouldn't do a thing. I would listen
Or maybe I'd try a marvel style quip to see if I could get a laugh out of him and if he's a redditor maybe he'd spare me
>have to protect yourself and a woman >he has gun >lake beside me
Tell her to zigzag run into the lake and swim away and as soon as she does so I would run at him and try to disarm and strangle him
Probably gonna die but what else can you do
I'd demonstrate my dick sucking prowess on my wife to tempt him with the possibility then when i finally get him to request the same I'd give him the longest and most pleasurable blowjob he has ever had whilst quietly reaching for the gun then shoot my lips off so he sees what we had was an irreplaceable moment in time between us, something we'll both hark back to for the rest of our days.
Both separate and start circling around him. Stop on either side so he has to keep looking at one of us. Rush him. Somebody is going to get hit, the other keeps going. Even hit you can get up and still keep fighting once the other is on him. You outnumber him. He has limited rounds. YOU DON'T LOSE THE FIGHT
Both separate and start circling around him. Stop on either side so he has to keep looking at one of us. Rush him. Somebody is going to get hit, the other keeps going. Even hit you can get up and still keep fighting once the other is on him. You outnumber him. He has limited rounds. YOU DON'T LOSE THE FIGHT
>reach down, grab the blanket >hold it up in both hands wide in front of you >shimmy back and forth behind it as you advance >the other hides behind you as you move forward >he fires through the blanket, but can't see you directly and is likely to miss >once close enough throw it on him or dive at him with it >wrap him in it once hes on the ground >proceed to curb stomp his ass with the missus while he screams inside a picnic blanket
Time to target at full running speed: 1.5 seconds
Time to react and fire with a readied pistol - .2 to .5 seconds
First, distract target by kicking picnic basket
Watch right for panicked reaction shot
Zig-zag left 47.5 degrees from the barrel's position
Swift jab between the Sternocleidomastoid and anterior omihyoid, weapon dropped
Grip right wrist as knife is withdrawn
Brace against arm, twist rotator cuff
Strike solar plexus to grant distance
Now, discombobulate
Finish with heel kick to diaphragm.
In summary: Ears ringing, windpipe bruised, three ribs cracked, four broken. Full physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: ...inapplicable. Capacity to tie up and stab: neutralized
Nuh uh buddy, I don't think so. >Grab his gun and twist it up like a pretzel.
Hey, your pillow just called it wants it's bag back! >Poke him in the eye till he falls over on his oversized rear with a splat.
Alright, let's blow this punk outta here >I grab a tyre pump and shove it directly up his ass then start pumping till Zodiac blows up like a big balloon
Get the point, punk? >I jab him with a pin and he explodes
He didn't fly so good
wait for him to get close
make it look like I'm raising my hands for him to tie them
grab his gun wielding hand, and turn towards him with a kick
go tard crazy on him until he stops moving
Teleport behind him.
Push her down and run away
FBI MOTHERFRICKER
PUT YOUR HANDS ON
not FBI but if i would be scared in his place
esl
tell me what is wring in my post?
NOTHING
Rules are rules don't care about exception in this dogshit language
Bash my wifes head in with a nearby rock without warning while screaming barbarously, in order to impress the fellow in black. Who knows? May even give me a pass.
Shoot the gun out of his hand.
>outside
>on a date
realistically I wouldn't be in that situation!
ikr sunlight and bugs are yucky and there's plenty to do at indoor venues with your goth catboi
Realistically, acquiesce until he gets close, then try to wrestle him when he's close enough for me to grab him. He's already going to rape/kill me or my wife. Why not at least try. Some psycho comes up to you in the middle of no where, you can only assume he's going to kill you. What else would he be there for.
>What else would he be there for.
maybe its a youtube prank and you're about to win a million dollars
"T-that's some hood you've got there. Very nice. Did you make that yourself?"
Immediately zig zag run in the opposite direction, unless he is billy the kid it is unlikely he will hit me. His best option is to take off the ninja outfit, give chase and wait until something slows me down so he can close in, but he might not figure that out and react fast enough giving me some initial distance. He might just give up because of the risk of being spotted, after killing the woman.
This is the other option, but realistically, you and your wife decide to go in opposite directions. He can't get both of you, and he's less likely to get you as you both sprint in opposite directions. Then you can loop around to find your wife.
I would charge him. With a gun you charge, with a knife, you run.
Is this really a good choice? Wouldn't his chance of hitting you get to basically 95% as you get closer?
The human mind isn't perfectly calm and focused on getting accurate shots when someone's charging straight towards them - that's evolutionary shit. Unless he hits me straight in the brain I'm pretty confident adrenaline could keep me going through my wounds to take him down, even if maybe I bleed out a couple minutes later. I've seen multiple videos where guys get shot or stabbed right in the carotid artery and they're perfectly functioning with blood gushing out of their neck for a good thirty seconds to a minute
I've also seen people get shot once somewhere in their abdomen and their body just drops automatically. Which I don't really understand how that works, I'd have thought adrenaline would keep you going a bit as well.
>Probably gonna die but what else can you do
Yeah, once a guy in a mask is pointing a gun at you, you have to accept your death has already happened. No point not trying SOMETHING. Doesn't matter if it gets you killed, you were already going to be slaughtered.
You are a dumbass
Give me your bright idea then buddy
Push kick, elbow, knee to groin, approach by rapidly zigzagging
if I lived in SF at that time I'd have a gun
I wouldn't do a thing. I would listen
Or maybe I'd try a marvel style quip to see if I could get a laugh out of him and if he's a redditor maybe he'd spare me
Do a 360 a walk away
Scissor kick the Zodiacs head clean off
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Push my wife over. Run to the water and swim away.
Worst option so far.
I'm a fast swimmer tho.
>have to protect yourself and a woman
>he has gun
>lake beside me
Tell her to zigzag run into the lake and swim away and as soon as she does so I would run at him and try to disarm and strangle him
Probably gonna die but what else can you do
I'd demonstrate my dick sucking prowess on my wife to tempt him with the possibility then when i finally get him to request the same I'd give him the longest and most pleasurable blowjob he has ever had whilst quietly reaching for the gun then shoot my lips off so he sees what we had was an irreplaceable moment in time between us, something we'll both hark back to for the rest of our days.
Both separate and start circling around him. Stop on either side so he has to keep looking at one of us. Rush him. Somebody is going to get hit, the other keeps going. Even hit you can get up and still keep fighting once the other is on him. You outnumber him. He has limited rounds. YOU DON'T LOSE THE FIGHT
Good option.
To add to it, they were on a peninsula with only water behind them.
just do
Charge him and try to take as many bullets as possible to give the woman a chance to try and get away
>reach down, grab the blanket
>hold it up in both hands wide in front of you
>shimmy back and forth behind it as you advance
>the other hides behind you as you move forward
>he fires through the blanket, but can't see you directly and is likely to miss
>once close enough throw it on him or dive at him with it
>wrap him in it once hes on the ground
>proceed to curb stomp his ass with the missus while he screams inside a picnic blanket
Would get shot whilst you bend down to pick up the blanket, you can't do it fast enough. Not a good option.
Time to target at full running speed: 1.5 seconds
Time to react and fire with a readied pistol - .2 to .5 seconds
First, distract target by kicking picnic basket
Watch right for panicked reaction shot
Zig-zag left 47.5 degrees from the barrel's position
Swift jab between the Sternocleidomastoid and anterior omihyoid, weapon dropped
Grip right wrist as knife is withdrawn
Brace against arm, twist rotator cuff
Strike solar plexus to grant distance
Now, discombobulate
Finish with heel kick to diaphragm.
In summary: Ears ringing, windpipe bruised, three ribs cracked, four broken. Full physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: ...inapplicable. Capacity to tie up and stab: neutralized
Nuh uh buddy, I don't think so.
>Grab his gun and twist it up like a pretzel.
Hey, your pillow just called it wants it's bag back!
>Poke him in the eye till he falls over on his oversized rear with a splat.
Alright, let's blow this punk outta here
>I grab a tyre pump and shove it directly up his ass then start pumping till Zodiac blows up like a big balloon
Get the point, punk?
>I jab him with a pin and he explodes
He didn't fly so good
Tell her to run and charge him. Most people can't shoot for shit even under normal circumstances.
how did he appear on a cliffside with water behind him? is he supernatural?
Charge at him while making myself look big and making loud noises
animal instincts will kick in and he will run away
I wouldn’t have done anything, I’d listen to him, which nobody else did
wait for him to get close
make it look like I'm raising my hands for him to tie them
grab his gun wielding hand, and turn towards him with a kick
go tard crazy on him until he stops moving
call an ambulance!
but not for me
let him approach, spin kick the gun out of his hand, wife catches gun and unloads it, we both laugh at him
Did he really walk around dressed like a cheap Tokusatsu goon? I think I would've died laughing before he shot me.
Eat my own head and evacuate the universe
throw a smoke bomb down and disappear while he looks around confused
I draw the handgun I always conceal carry and shoot him in the dick lol