Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He just taking a lil peak thats all

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yo Mike, wanna go watch trains?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 360 degrees and walk away

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have a webm of that scary movie bit where you see him doing this then he hurriedly hides behind the bushes when she’s about to turn back

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rush him

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Intentionally feed his power so it depletes all the energy he can get from me, then watch him go frick up one of my teammates using what he got from me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if he's running Tombstone?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cuck him by hiding in a locker

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then the match was not worth playing anyway

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do it to em

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every fricking time I see OP image I think it fricking this with the kid photoshopped out

      Right on time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every fricking time I see OP image I think it fricking this with the kid photoshopped out

      Holy shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every fricking time I see OP image I think it fricking this with the kid photoshopped out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every fricking time I see OP image I think it fricking this with the kid photoshopped out

      Down to the SECOND
      Impressive

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every fricking time I see OP image I think it fricking this with the kid photoshopped out

      Based zoomers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every fricking time I see OP image I think it fricking this with the kid photoshopped out

      Ok this is extremely ebic

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every fricking time I see OP image I think it fricking this with the kid photoshopped out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do it to em

      lucianomind

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    turn 360 degrees and walk away

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Turn 360 degrees and walk away

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically speaking, I would probably be weirded out and if I came closer than like 20 feet and he was still standing there, I would tell him what's going on. If he then just left, I would think, "what a strange guy" and keep walking, probably forgetting about it after a few hours.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anal penetration.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yo is this the you know i had to do it to em sidewalk? iconic.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what really didn't make sense was she kept seeing him and telling people and no one believed her but the second the kid is saying the same shit on the exact same day shes like "ohh too many scary movies" c'mon b***h

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    run

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 720° and walk away

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Run over there and get him into a headlock face down on the floor with my other arm holding down the hand with the knife. After choking him out I would kick out his knees, shoulder joints and elbows. I would then whip off his mask, drop my pants and unleash my pent up diarrhea over his face while filming it and uploading it to tik tok, twitter and youtube then make a webm and drop it on /gif/ proudly proclaiming I caught him.

    I would not phone the police, I would not kill him, I would just let him live with it and see if he visits me again for more.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do a little tiktok dance with him and go viral

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't do a single thing. I'd listen to what he had to say, and that's what no one did.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    charge him full speed ahead without blinking or breaking eye contact

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let the man piss in the bush in peace. He's just waiting for you to walk by.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sir, may I help you with that? Looks heavy!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >oh lawd jebus the beeping noise a stop'pd we fina die

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lightbulbs don't beep, dumbass.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You think black people know what's making the beeping sound?!

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    put my hand down my pants and i betcha feel nuts

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cross the street without being obnoxious about it. Watch his ass.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could've saved her...by firing all the Halloween 6 writers. What an absolute abomination of a movie. Both versions.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's been a few decades anon,what happened?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would respond to him while sounding mad.

    My response would be as follows:
    "What are some movies?" while holding up a picture of a 600-700 pound naked woman I had printed out earlier in the day.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't do anything. I'd listen to what he has to say. And thats what no one did.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too late, slowpoke.

      I wouldn't do a single thing. I'd listen to what he had to say, and that's what no one did.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shove it up your ass homosexual don't reply to me with useless shit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You were way late to the obvious joke and you should feel bad about yourself. Next time do a word search first.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You shouldn't have replied. You should have listened to what he had to say, and that's what you no one did

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            FRICK, I should have proofread, and that's what I didn't do

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't post that Marilyn Manson meme. I would read the thread first, and that's what no one did.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he is less than 10cm taller than me
    i can take him

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    piss and shid in my pants

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >start walking away slightly fast
    good luck Mike

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wink and blow a kiss

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesnt jason canonically just want someone to talk to? I would just say hello and ask if he wants some tea.
    >tfw vaguely remember a scene with an old lady(man?) who couldnt see being nice to jason

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot him in the heart & head with a gun. Then notify the police.

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