Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
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become a troon
head to the bar, grab some top shelf, head to the steerage section and party with the slags
Party with the real guy who survived by just getting hammered until the ship went all the way down. I didn't know until recently that Cameron snuck in a shot of a guy who was supposed to be him
The ship creaks as soon as he takes another swig so I always thought he was playing a harmonica.
it's crazy how it saved him from the extreme cold because the alcohol coursing through his veins counteracted hypothermia
Are they lying when they say not to drink alcohol if you're in a freezing environment?
The problem is you're still freezing, you just can't feel it anymore. If you're aware enough to understand this and not do something stupid like take all your clothes off to make matters even worse then you'll at least feel less uncomfy.
getting drunk right now
jump off and hit the rudder making a hilarious sound effect
most died due to confusion or being scared to get on the lifeboats. You could easily get on a lifeboat if you knew the future.
The Titanic wasn't loaded with maximum lifeboats. There was no laws back then which made it illegal. So they only had something like 25% lifeboats loaded. They didn't load anymore because it was considered ugly to have lifeboats hanging off the side of the ship, and Titanic was considered a luxury cruise ship.
die
Find that Chinese guy who survived by floating on a piece of wood and steal his piece of wood
that wasn't a chinese guy, that was Kate Winslet. I can see why you'd be mistaken though
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No Kate Winslet didn't want to do a reshoot of the scene where she's saved so they just had some Chinese guy who was on set do it
Imagine recutting the movie to remove Jack and Rose and insert more background characters.
Anon muh dick can only get so hard
Make a raft with sea turtles
engage in rape
I would stand and fight.
Fight what exactly?
The crowd
>people fleeing for their lives
>one madman starts assaulting them randomly
Is this scene in the director’s cut?
your vhs tape doesn't show captain smith going down to the third class gates and beating irishmen with a club?
Kek this is a great answer to anyone asking what you would do in a situation
I would make sure all of the 3rd class steerage gates were not only locked but barricaded by bookshelves and other furniture
nothing since i'm a lucky sob sitting in a life boat
>find a bookshelf or table
>throw it in the water
>jump in the water
>crawl on top of shelf/table
>watch the poors drown
>>jump in the water
See thats how you tell people you're moronic.
Most of them didnt drawn, they had primitive life jackets even if they couldnt swim, it was the cold and hypothermia that got them. You get wet, you very much die if they dont find your randomly floating wreckage
I wouldn't do a thing. I would listen.
I would swim
Sink to the bottom and start a thriving seabed colony in the air pockets of the ship
i'd hold my wife tight and kiss her goodbye
>Among his great-great-granddaughters are singer Mikaela Mullaney Straus, known by her stage name King Princess,[11] and Wendy Rush (née Weil), the widow of Stockton Rush who founded the deep sea tourism company OceanGate and lost his life on a dive in a submersible in 2023 to the wreck of the Titanic.[12]
I can't stomach such cowardice
I almost started to cry remembering this moment.
I bawled like a b***h when the old lady is in bed at the end and they show all her photographs of her life and accomplishments that Jack made her promise. The main theme playing
I was disgusted to see people giving up without a fight
What were a bunch of elderly people supposed to do when they were told they wouldn’t have a boat?
Try anyway
they're on a boat made out of materials you use to make a boat
It's a boat made out of materials they used to make a boat that's currently sinking to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. Do you really want to build another boat from the same stuff?
we've got to think of something these people are going to die
>What were a bunch of elderly people supposed to do when they were told they wouldn’t have a boat?
rape
get sloshed on first class booze and then die
get a door, get alot of clothing on, get something to row with, start heading towards America/Canada
call my senator
Go aboard one of the many empty boats being loaded on the one side which also allowed men, then get to America and invent the special theory of relativity, the atomic and hydrogen bomb, the transistor+computer
Kate Winslet's breasts.
There is some extreme Mandela Effect happening when she first drops her robe. I could have sworn you saw both of her tiddies for a millisecond then but you never do. I rewound it so much on vhs as a kid
>puts on suit, lives
First take advantage of the confusion/hysteria to rape.
Second, throw as much furniture I can find overboard, if possible try to steal a spot on a life boat, if that doesn't work out I'll use the furniture.
Imagine if the Captain had ordered this (the wood part, not the raping part).
The Titanic was full of wooden stuff. If they had made a coordinated effort to just dump it over the side and create a makeshift raft out of the pile disaster could have been averted. Sure, it would have been really shitty, but with enough chairs, ladders, railings, tied and nailed together it would float and keep you out of the water long enough for help to arrive.
invent time travel
I’d start talking about how white woken should try BBC before dying.
disconnect the explosives, and if I couldn't I'd make sure those three rich dudes who opposed the Federal Reserve got to the lifeboats
Find any staffer uniform
Get to life boat immediately,
Presume command and start assisting women and children loading
Never leave life boat
>not a single anon drinking whiskey to keep the blood warm
>not a single anon strapping life jackets to tables to ensure a floating table
>not a single anon robbing 1st class
I for one would combine all 3
>build raft out of table and life belts
>charge 1st classers everything they’ve got to come aboard my ship
>they come aboard, beat the shit out of you, and throw you off
What now, cap’n?
I would have been in first class and I would have got on a life boat.
What’s your net income?
10 shilling a week
Alright you fancy bastard
i would repair the ship
Your mom
>life vest for everyone
>only enough life boats for a third of the ship
What did the israelites mean by this?
That’s weird I typed Irish
Don't blame us, fricking prod ship
They probably figured the lifeboats were for the upper class to use in case of an emergency and the peasants could just float until being rescued and didn't consider water temperature at all
Close, they expected that no matter what could go wrong the ship would stay afloat long enough for a rescue ship to come to it and use the lifeboats as ferries that would return for more passengers.
I wouldn’t do anything, I would stop and listen to what the ship had to say, and that’s what no one did
If I was on that ocean liner things would not have gone down the way they did. There would have been a lot of blood on that iceberg.
I'd spend an absurd amount of money to look at it
DRINK BEER
RAISE SOME HELL
BEAT DEBRA
die
Survive, because I am a woman with enough money to purchase a ticket for a nicer class.
Chug a few bottles of whiskey and then try to get laid before I blacked out
Probably drown or freeze to death floating on a piece of wood
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wreck_of_the_Titan:_Or,_Futility
id tell all the goyim tha the israelites wrote a book and this sinking is a ritual
Start firing rockets directly at the Californian instead of the air to get their satanic asses over to help instead of doing nothing