Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
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Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
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scream and then cream probably.
I'd do most of the things he did for sure. I don't think I'd flip out as bad as he did though at being awesome all the time.
rap
i saw this when i was like 11 and it was crazy to watch then. if i were 16-25 honestly i'd probably go down a very dark path. but at 30 i'd just chill and try to make the best of it and maybe convince hot women that im a dead boyfriend of theirs so i can frick
>stick it in
>"...the frick is this?"
>"OOooOOoo... my dick shrunk when I died... OOOOO"
faster than eminem
First something fun such as watching the Super Bowl and then fix America.
Shoot him.
Unless you’re asking what if I’m the invisible man. In which case, I would probably get up to some sort of mischief. But I can’t see myself doing anything really perverted like raping or killing someone.
I MIGHT become a thief though. But I’d only steal from rich Hollywood types or politicians.
And how would you do that?
Being sneaky
Murder powerful people I dislike
Why not murder anons? They plague your time on earth with their shit tastes and idiotic takes.
Id only murder Kpop poster, Gadon poster and Baskin Roberts poster
they're probably the same person, godspeed anon
Grape without g
probably scare people
roip
wander into heavy traffic and scare the shit out of everyone as they bounce and bump their cars over my screaming invisible body.
Walk up behind people in public and cut really loud, stinky farts and everyone thinks it's them
steal my groceries, nobody is going to believe you saw a floating handbasket full of goods
Never use it or I will freeze to death
I would listen, and that's what noone did.
reap
Wheat, barley, hops. It's all mine for the taking
reap what i saw
I wear glasses so I guess it'd be useless. And then how could I ever have the Lasik procedure. It'd be too late.
My floating contact lenses and shoes would give me away.
PS, the obvious answer is pillage like you are a 7th century Muslim or a 13th century Mongol.
Oh no you made me realize i forgot everything about this film.
Time to rewatch asap! Tyty
>Realistically speaking
Be blind.
rape until my wiener fell off
Probably sit on computer all day while getting fatter
sneed
Why would I be afraid of Mint Mobile guy?
that's the thing though isn't it. If you had to choose between flight and invisibility everyone chooses flight because invisibility gays are all sexual predators and rapists. There's very little you can do with invisibility unless it's for nefarious reasons.
>There's very little you can do with invisibility
Shut the frick up, flightgay.
Flight and invisibility can both do the same things differently if you think about it.
remember anons, just because you're invisible that doesn't mean you cant be smelled
I would make sure I don't wash for weeks And just walk around Watching people's reaction
Rape.
i would freelance as an invisible dude who could get any piece of information
probably rape
Hang out in cheerleaders locker rooms and fap,go to bed, wake up next day, repeat.
Sit down and watch an episode of docky woo
not much since i'd be at least blind and probably brain dead
fight crime, go to oakland and stockton hunt down drug dealers and steal their stash. Keep doing this until crime goes down in both cities.
I think I'd devote my life to exploring all the places that go unexplored, places you can't normally go without getting caught, recording my experiences, and just surviving in general. I'd be a true witness to the world.
go see whats in area 51
probably kill some politicians and some executive committee members of various corporations in minecraft or roblox
>Go to some new age or witchy shop.
>Hang around the parking lot until a hot woman comes in.
>Follow her home
>Once in her house slowly convince her that I’m a kind spirit
>Eventually convince her to frick me
>Frick her for a while then rinse and repeat.
I relate more to '33 Griffin.
However, I'd first enact my revenge. Not on any particular individuals, but on my old high school and my former place of work. I'd create absolute chaos.
Then it's time for me to fix my country by threatening and blackmailing powerful men and women.
I'd steal from israelites and then flaunt my wealth to wagies and israelites as a financially independent individual. I have so much pent up spite for the israelite and the wagie who supports the israelite, I wouldn't even give a shit about doing gay crimes, I would just use it to finally pull one over on all the buttholes that ruined my life
rape
terrify small children
>squeeze into people's homes while the door is open
>take invisible poop in the cupboard
>leave
The call me the Poopergeist
I'd start a ghost hunter/magician show