Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't move, I thought she only saw movement.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She sees movement, she only pretended not to see Grant to trick him into a false sense of security

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he did move he moved his arms

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she smelled the chili and sea bass he just shit out. T-rex love that shit

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't do a single thing. I would listen to what he had to say, and that's what no one did.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat him, he's a lawyer.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he ran away so let’s have him die in a humiliating fashion
    He did nothing wrong

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a corporate lawyer, he deserved it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >leave two kids and flee to save yourself
      It's cowardly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lawyers deserve this and worse.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That goes without saying

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even the T-rex is confused by him pooping with his shorts on.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    first of all, a trex wouldnt even eat a human

    and if it did, it would become sick and most likely die due to bacterial infection

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a good hiding place, he would’ve been fine if not for Malcom. He got him killed

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eating something that's been sitting on the toilet.

    I'd have some fricking standards and eat the kids instead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eating something that has less shit in it is bad

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't even wipe after shitting. Gross.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > A t-rex can run about 10 mph
    Just get off my ass and run away.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't do a single thing, I would just sitt still. And that's what no one did.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would whistle cos feathered creatures tend to find that interesting

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn’t do a single thing, I would listen to her, that’s what no one else did .

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kick him in the balls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tickle her clit
      >get adopted by mummy dom trex

      >unexpectedly soft impact
      >slightly wet feeling in your leg
      >*aahn~*
      >get red in the face

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably die, but I would at least attempt a forward dodge roll and then grab onto its leg where it couldn't see or reach me.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tickle her clit
    >get adopted by mummy dom trex

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    omawumi shindeiru

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would use my mind power to make it go away

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Given that this is in an over-the-shoulder perspective, I would pull out my matilda and shoot it in the legs so it's crippled and then suplex it.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not wave my hands saying "No"

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would roll out of the way

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dinosaurs aren’t even real

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the trex ate a bunch of fresh israeli poo and piss...

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