Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait for sweet release

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the same thing she did? this was one of the easiest traps

      heres the girl ive been telling you about

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m glad Saw X still kept Amanda as a psycho who enjoyed killing people

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The lighting accentuated her granny jowls and neck wrinkles, it broke immersion that this is a prequel to other films. At least Hoffman still looked good in his scene.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dont remember hoffman in this at all

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            it was a scene in the middle of the ending credits. He looked good, wasn't sure if it was cgi or unused scene from a past film.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He looked good, wasn't sure if it was cgi or unused scene from a past film
              It's cgi deaging but it was better lit and Costas has aged more gracefully than Shawnee so it looked more convincing

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >went to the barber and said 'gay beatle please'

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh my god that's awful.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her and John Kramer distracted me so much. Poor Tobin Bell looked on the brink of death the entire movie.
        >He was supposed to!
        Nah, even if you look up pictures of him outside of the set, he looks OLD. I mean, he is OLD. But he looks frail as frick. He's in that old man stage where one fall could frick up his whole life.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She still looks ok for 50 but the hair is odd choice. she was awesome in the blob remake and hot in show called Becker

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the hair is odd choice
          Canonically she had this hairstyle during this timeframe. One thing about the Saw franchise, it's pretty autistic about maintaining a timeline. Even when it makes things moronic (they very often retcon things with the various twists).

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the same thing she did? this was one of the easiest traps

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. she literally had the easiest trap i dont remember any easier ones. except i think there was one where all they had to do was sit there and listen lol. maybe thats saw 3.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The water cube is heaps easy. Strahm could've easily pierced a few holes in the neck part so the water poured but instead he stabs the pen into his neck like a fricking moron

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          but he stuck himself in that trap to pretend he was trapped by someone else

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No you're thinking of Mark Hoffman unless something happens in one of the later movies. I've only seen up to 6

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i dont remember any easier ones
        The first one in 6 since it was literally impossible for the main guy to lose against the smoker barring some entirely unforeseen miracle.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're thinking of saw5 where every trap could be solved easily if they took their time and talked.
        I suppose the point was selfishness like how the bomb room could have easily saved everyone but everyone rushed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Easiest trap was Saw 1 grab the key from the tub.
      And he failed.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        actually that trap was botched, because the key shouldn't have been able to go down the drain or the drain should've had an accessible u-bend.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kind of gay that Jigsaw just gets up and walks off letting him starve to death.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah that one was actually an impossible trap. Literally no one in the world would wake up calmly with their head underwater. That's the only way you wouldn't pull the drain on that tub. Even if you did wake up calmly, you don't even have an idea that a key was there so you'd move around and inevitably drain it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. she literally had the easiest trap i dont remember any easier ones. except i think there was one where all they had to do was sit there and listen lol. maybe thats saw 3.

      It might've been the easiest traps but it looks fricking metal

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It also looks like it weights like 70 lbs. Amanda's got a strong neck.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is probably the coolest trap. and the grungey original Saw posters with her head in the trap i always liked.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That one was just embarrassing. Jiggy with the softball traps.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, it was genius, if you account everyone was drugged as frick

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Until you realize it's impossible to remove your hand without cutting it off normally. If anything it was an IQ test and she failed the moment she put both hands in the trap.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Immediately slice open the dead guys stomach, if he's alive (like I'm fairly certain he was in the film) I'd stab his throat to shut him up so he stops moving

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was paralyzed moron

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You've been given a paralyzing agent and another woman is tasked with killing you.
        >Live or die, it's your choice.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      By this point in the film series they completely stopped giving a shit about creating traps everybody could realistically survive. Like wtf was bro supposed to do? Hope the girl resigns herself to die by getting her face split open instead of cutting open a "corpse"?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >By this point in the film series
        That was the first movie

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, it sucked from the start

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Like wtf was bro supposed to do?
        why do zoomers say bro so much?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because they’re all jeets and Black folk

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHOA THATS A REAL EDGY MANEUVER MY DUDE, MIGHT WANT TO SETTLE DOWN OR YOU MIGHT SCARE THE KIDS ON THIS COOL WEBSITE MY GUY! WHOA GOLLY!

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >H-here's your trap Ama-Amanda
    >Kill this other person
    Jigsaw is such a fricking simp. Literally gives women traps on easy mode.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah like the girl in the new movie who had to cut her own leg off and drain bone marrow from her wound

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saw X had some bullshit traps. The leg girl and the brain dude only died because the devices glitched and they had an impossible time frame to work with

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well they should have wanted to live harder.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You try cutting your own brains out in 3 minutes

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well if I couldn't it would have been my choice.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              im mung 2 poodles band it naffot

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    In such a scenario what would be the life insurance policy?
    Would they disregard it as a suicide since she chose this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, because the world doesn't run on stupid movie watcher logic. The real world would correctly understand it has first degree murder.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jigsaw never killed anyone. How is it illegal to give people a choice

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Jigsaw never killed anyone.
          Dude stop it. All you are doing is making Jigsaw looks stupid. If he doesn't kill anyone then he can't be a villain can he. Do you want that based gentleman mentioning that Jigsaw is the Worst Horror Movie Villain of All Time? Oh no there he is:

          >not his fault
          Yep. And this is why Jiggy is the Worst Horror Movie Villains of All Time. Thanks, homosexual!

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to sleep. it'll all work itself out.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Amanda look more like a junkie after her transformation than before?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she got hooked on that JigCU

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She became vegan

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hoffchad beat it.
    Im pretty sure Hoffman survives at the end because it's shown that he dislocates his wrists and tore the ligament to escape rev. bear, he could do the same thing with his angles in the bathroom although ankle ligament tear would be much more severely painful.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >says his traps are supposed to help people appreciate life
    >most of them kill them brutally
    What was his problem?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a jerk

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I had the chance to torture him in his own game I would point a revolver to his balls and say:
      >"I wanna play a game. You see, this revolver has 6 bullets and I will pull the trigger just once and MAYBE the gun will fail. Let the games begin.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who deserve to die get more difficult games. It's why the detective just has to sit and talk to him

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people unappreciate life to the point they can’t be helped

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was really just very very bitter and wanted to frick over people who had young healthy bodies and good lives that they threw away for petty reasons while he strove so hard to build up his perfect life only to have it completely fricked over by health and some moronic meth-head causing his wife to miscarry iirc

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        should have drank baking soda

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he knows we live in a society

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a psychopath, that the audience likes, because he's one of the few characters that is the through-line for the series.
      It's like how people like Walter White or Tony Soprano, even though they're also bad people. We're flawed animals, if we don't have a strong sense of morality taught to us, we will make exceptions for evil behavior.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      not his fault they chose suicide

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not his fault
        Yep. And this is why Jiggy is the Worst Horror Movie Villains of All Time. Thanks, homosexual!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The games help people appreciate life by exposing them to a life or death situation and forcing them to fight for their lives if they want to save them. Most don't want to save themselves enough.
      >What was his problem?
      Cancer, despair, and a God-complex. I haven't watched anything past the first film, but I doubt he gets laid.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      jigC would like me. i have a terminal illness just like him

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Autism?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the blonde lady boss in saw x had the easiest trap
      >all the henchmen got the worst traps
      How is this fair again

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Majorkas?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that guy he kills for having clinical depression

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How many anons would vanish if Jigsaw was real?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          none, jigsaw doesn't have the hauling equipment necessary to move any of us, unless he starts moonlighting at some sort of sea parks to gain access

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I miss moron Kaede.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you watch Saw 3 he's clearly just memeing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had literal brain damage.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jiggy's unorthodox form of therapy has yet to take off but it will work eventually

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something that kind of doesn’t make sense. Why did he lie about the guy on the ground being dead? Was it just the writing then that he was twisted and mess with victims that wouldn’t give them a fair chance sometimes? Why else would he use zepp besides knowing him from the hospital and be ok with having a family killed

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he knew that Tapp was still investigating and assumed he'd save them? I dunno.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        Reminder that the JigC/MC content spammer is the same person as the Baskin Robbins Trust Fund. He talks to himself in these threads because it’s the only way he can cope with his severe autism.

        That's what is so frustrating about John. He yammers about how the world is so corrupt and blah blah. But then instead of targeting violent career criminals, crooked politician, war profiteers, and the big evils of the world he targets sad guys and hard working cops. Frick off, Jigsaw. I wish John lived long enough to see his legacy fall apart with Hoffman taking over and killing his ex wife.

        One video review that’s pretty good is it explains he devils a god complex where he can do no wrong and the cancer is messing with him some

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you can't appreciate life... you do not deserve it
      Also I think no one wants to play pedophile #2

      John was posessed by the Demonic Doll

      %3F

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats actually fricked about this situation is that even if you live you wouldn't be able to do anything about Jigsaw because he technically never committed any crime. He ONLY gave you a choice.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he technically never committed any crime

      That's fricking moronic and you know it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah? What crime did he commit?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Having people put into death-contraptions. And worst of all being a whiny homosexual.

          >It's not my fault officer? I merely put him into the catapult and tied the his balls to the Release mechanism. It was his own choice to cut the line

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well I have bad news. John Kramer never put anybody in those traps. That was those other people.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Paid for by him. Or ordered by him. It's a horrible excuse and would never ever fricking work in a million years. People literally get sentenced for not removing things others post in their Discords or fricking facebook groups.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I only told hoffman and laurence to help them improve their lives, your honor.
                Good Samaritan laws apply.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was all one big misunderstanding that got mildly out of hand

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              If Manson got convicted than John Kramer is getting sent away fricking immediately.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Manson was just some crazy guy, anon. Kramer can afford real lawyers and actually have a coherent defence in court other than dancing.
                Easy acquittal, if the DA can even find any charger (which they can't)

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So what if I do, what are you going to do about it

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh the key to your trap was in the bathtub
    >it went down the drain when you woke up
    >that's your game I guess?
    >goodbye forever

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is even more moronic because if the key hadn't gone down the drain he would have found it within the first minute since it had a light on it in a dark room, unlocked his chains, and just walked out immediately. Was the key supposed to go down the drain? How the hell was the game even supposed to work if it hadn't?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's THE most ridiculous game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any elaborate trap designer wouldn't be stupid enough to leave the drain open either.
        >I designed this super elaborate torture device but overlooked a bathtub plug lol
        Its a scenario contrived out of a writers head

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They wanted the ending of princess bride crawling away and Jiggy standing up to lock the photographer away but didn't care how they got there. Many such cases.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remember the context. Saw was a low budget horror movie. They weren't making a franchise. They had such a low budget, that if they didn't shoot some of the scenes out of order, the traps would have been broken, beyond repair, and they didn't have any replacements.
          There was basically no planning for most of the movie, and that includes the script. It was mostly a cheap horror movie, written around the twist/reveal ending.
          The fact that it became a huge success and a decade long franchise is completely secondary to that original movie and design.
          No one was supposed to be thinking or talking about this movie, because it was never supposed to be anything more than a fun Halloween movie for 2004.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            and in the case of Casey Elwes they couldn't afford to get him to actually act

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Good post.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is even more moronic because if the key hadn't gone down the drain he would have found it within the first minute since it had a light on it in a dark room, unlocked his chains, and just walked out immediately. Was the key supposed to go down the drain? How the hell was the game even supposed to work if it hadn't?

      >Rise and shine, Adam. You're probably wondering where you are. I'll tell you where you might be. You might be in the room that you die in. Up until now you simply sat in the shadows watching others live out their lives. But what do voyeurs see when they look into the mirror? Now, I see you as a strange mix of someone angry, yet apathetic. But mostly just pathetic. So are you going to watch yourself die today, Adam, or do something about it?
      Adam freaked out and started arguing with Dr. Gordon and observing things in the room instead of trying to free himself. He was a passive player instead of an active participant. The game was a test to see what would happen first: would the voyeur focus on himself, or would the doctor kill an innocent? Adam made his choice. Game over.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cool. His key immediately fell down the drain.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          And he made no effort to look for it. Dr. Gordon sawed his foot off to escape the same trap; Eric Matthews broke his foot/ankle to escape it. Adam just observed. He made his choice. Game over.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It went down the drain, my man.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Where was Dr. Gordon's key? Where was Detective Matthews's key? Adam was given a saw. He made his choice. Game over.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                JigC gave him a key....that went down the drain. It wasn't a game. You're trying to find fault with the character that did nothing wrong.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He was also given a saw. Holy shiit you ACTUALLY have autism

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then why did he give him the key at all? C'mon man, you're not making any sense here. Almost like you're JigC yourself trying to trap me.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The keys were up your ass

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know, I thought this was bullshit as well, but it was because Amanda threw the key in there and she makes unwinnable games.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        jigsaw went along with it which makes him responsible

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honest mistake on his part. He thought adam was just getting the key and leaving right behind him.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the key would have gotten stuck in the drain, he was supposed to use the saw to saw out the pipe to get it

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't he put a smoker into a trap at one point? Are there no pedophiles in the saw universe? Or are they not good enough to be tortured to death? I feel like these movies could have been better by just putting really hateable characters in there. But why the frick should I care about a chick who wanted to kill herself and a guy who stole some money. Like, the frick?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is a angry boomer doing boomer stuff but 10x worse

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you can't appreciate life... you do not deserve it
      Also I think no one wants to play pedophile #2

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie, for a couple of grand i'd play pedphiles 1-9001. Just have to sit there and scream while ketchup flies everywhere?
        But fine, asked and answered. Pedo's aren't good enough to be tortured to death. Makes as much fricking sense as anything else in these films.
        Yeah that guy that sells crack to single mothers? Yeah he's not good enough to get his penis exploded. But that guy who didn't file his taxes last year??? Oh he's getting his penis exploded FOR SURE.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why isn't this deranged serial killer killing the people I think he should? This movie sucks.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, that's what I said.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >get his penis exploded
          I've been living with this fear for 40 years of my life and just now in 2023 did Gen V film it. Now I have nightmares of the vision of it every night too.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Meme are real.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yotsuyu was such a fricking b***h

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You now remember the Condom Trap
            I know it's not popular, but the thought of being the 1 unlucky bastard just fricks me out.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      pedos are irredeemable, saw's whole thing is that he wants people to change their ways

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smokers are evil scum and deserve to die. And people put into the games don't appreciate the lives they have which self-harm is.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there anyone you have ever met who is not evil scum that also deserves to die?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          my mom

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only pedophile I remember was the teacher that Hoffman investigated for raping a student then got framed for attacking Hoffman’s partner, but I don’t think he got put in any trap.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the series started now, there would absolutely be a pedo, and he'd be one of the first people redeemed. These movies were still made in the era before pedo apologists crawled out from their pedo file sharing rings and pedo sex trafficking rings.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not about punishing crooks, it's about making people value their lives.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are there no pedophiles in the saw universe?
      One of the villains of the second video game was one.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the very first film he forces the orderly into the mix and he was guilty of befriending a sickly old lonely man.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody tell me why he couldn't have put literally anything else in the fricking acid other than his brain? That trap makes no sense. It doesn't matter if the brain or whatever dissolved, it doesn't affect the weight or liquid level.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what I was thinking as well. Maybe the brain would dissolve the fastest?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does it even need to dissolve though? What does the trap measure about the acid?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd choose to get up and leave, and enjoy life

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how the reverse bear trap got smaller and smaller in each movie it showed up again

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t that the one trap they all keep upgrading basically? Like they get so good at trap building they tinker with the older traps to make them better?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Attack the perp in court of lax

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm watching Saw for the first time and that stupid autist spammer has made me unironically call Jigsaw JigC.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      not Jiggy?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only pedophile I remember was the teacher that Hoffman investigated for raping a student then got framed for attacking Hoffman’s partner, but I don’t think he got put in any trap.

      Rockin' dubs for JigC!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why did he give him the key at all? C'mon man, you're not making any sense here. Almost like you're JigC yourself trying to trap me.

        jigC would like me. i have a terminal illness just like him

        Reminder that the JigC/MC content spammer is the same person as the Baskin Robbins Trust Fund. He talks to himself in these threads because it’s the only way he can cope with his severe autism.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the JigC mathematical equation?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      JigC rocks

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you once did a heckin racism online, now you will be flayed alive and have termites funnelled into your exposed brain, let the game begin

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    start shouting Black person hopefully catch everyone off guard

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be like hoffman and cut my cheek then find something for the bear trap to bite.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she look so hot in that trap but plain every other time?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heavy dark eye makeup is alluring.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's unable to talk thus increasing her desirability.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    jerk off

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    jury wont convict some dying old cancer guy

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't even call the police since you're technically there by your own will, and the police can't do anything since they can't charge the guy of any crime
    how could you even get out of this situation?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Manson was just some crazy guy, anon. Kramer can afford real lawyers and actually have a coherent defence in court other than dancing.
      Easy acquittal, if the DA can even find any charger (which they can't)

      >I only told hoffman and laurence to help them improve their lives, your honor.
      Good Samaritan laws apply.

      Well I have bad news. John Kramer never put anybody in those traps. That was those other people.

      I'm going to hire a hitman to find you and kill you with some elaborate mutilation device. And then when the cops find me I'll tell them I didn't murder you, that was someone else. And then when they tell me conspiracy to commit murder, kidnapping, reckless endangerment, menacing, and booby traps are all illegal I'll make a surprised Pikachu face.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >surprised Pikachu face
        You have to go back.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You see, Your Honor, while my client did extort a mentally ill man to ambush and drug the alleged victim in a dingy parking garage
        >then moved them to an abandoned slaughterhouse while unconscious
        >then locked him with a series of chains an padlocks inside the Turbo Barbed-wire Acid Decapitation Bone Crusher Disembowlomatic that my client had personally designed and built...
        >But the alleged victim could have left at any time using the key that my client had graciously provided, surgically implanted inside the alleged victim's scrotum.
        >Since the alleged victim chose, of his own free will might I add, to not use the salt and lemon juice coated butter knife my client had graciously provided to retrieve the key, clearly my client bears no responsibility for anything that happened afterwards.
        >Also, the alleged victim smoked a cigarette once.
        Clearly a suicide. Case dismissed!

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    take an aspirin and hold my breath

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Offer up my body in the hopes that the only thing I'm good for gets me out of this.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ripoff series

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would I do? Probably panic or overthink, then die.
    Unless you mean, "get out and join your torturer, and continue his mission after he dies" was the answer you were looking for.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Allow myself to be crucified as my Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ had been before me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would probably start trying to imply that Jigsaw and the fat guy were racists and that was the only reason i was there. Hopefully amanda and the doctor woman would save me out of their womanly sense of social responsibility.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >turns audience against you for being a b***h
        >die anyway, giving satisfaction to said audience.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >woman
        >sense of responsibility
        Hope you had "make your peace" as Plan B...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone qrd me on what I'm looking at and ill tell you

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh, black guy is in jigsaw trap that twists all of his limbs around and then his head. His only way to escape is for the guy who's daughter he killed in a car accident blows his own arm off with a shotgun.

        Unfortunately in the movie the black guy didn't want to live enough, so he died (totally fairly though, it was all up to him)

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Jigsaw respect religious conviction. Like, if you were israeli or Mudslime, would he excuse you from that pig gut trap? Because if not, that could be a crime.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many of these Saw movies have been made? I only watched the first years ago.

    Are they worth marathoning? Are some much better than others?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      10
      Just treat them like a 10 part mini series. It's best binge watch because the narratives overlap.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are they worth marathoning?
      No. The first one is the best one and it's mid.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how many of these Saw movies have been made?
      10, 1 short included in some of the first movie's releases and the trilogy(back when it was only a trilogy) release.
      There's plans for a tv series, apparently. The 10th movie was also quite profitable, so they'll make an 11th.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    fard and shid

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't do anything, I would listen which noone else did

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit i love Saw threads. they have the best comments.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most stupid thing about this movie is that they even attempt to make it come across as Jigsaw having a rational notice for his "games"

    >Hi Claire you have been self harming for attention for months now, which shows a clear lack of care for your health and body. You need to learn to appreciate life so that has brought us here today. In order to survive you most cut off your arm and live without an arm for the rest of the life, severely hindering your social and work life and massively ruining the rest of your life alongside crippling PTSD. You have 60 seconds, also the saw is covered in ny cum for the banter

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Claire

      >Hello Sola. I want to play a game.
      >In front of you is a fully stocked kitchen.
      >You have an unlimited amount of time and resources to cook a single meal.
      >But there's a catch...
      >You have to finish the meal without ruining anybody else's career, and keeping your fricking mouth shut.
      >Live or die. Make your choice.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >devise a cunning stratagem to escape
    >run away, change my name
    >start working in a doctor's office in the Bronx
    >act like a bimbo so no one learns my secret

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i jerked off to her a lot from Becker. before saw was a thing

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I remembering it wrong but isn't there a scene where after escaping the trap the victim comes face to face with jigsaw?

    If that was me he would have got pieced the frick up and then he would get to try out my "trap" where I castrate him and force hin to sing "it's a hard knock life" from Annie without missing a beat while I hit him in the face with a chair

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think just in OPs scene. he comes in and consoles her because shes needed for the plot and sequels. the flashback is in 2 i think.

      I assume for all the other traps Jigsaw just goes home after turning the traps on.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Knives face guy. The junkie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's what you think now, but with the new appreciation for life you will have found after escaping his trap, you will change your tune

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the new appreciation for life
        It turns people into psychos, apparently. If you survive that insanity you're very likely to put on a pig mask and become a loyal minion to your abuser. Not dedicating your life to family and happiness, but to criminal conspiracies and fetishistic death traps.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Spiral even good? It's the only one that (likely) lost money. Everything else made so much money, so it makes me assume that Spiral was the worst of the series.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no . god no.

      id say the only Saw films worth watching are 1-3 X is ok but after 3 just watch the death compilations

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I saw Saw 1 with a bunch of people, once it was a rental. Saw 2 was for sure in theatres, because I saw sitting with friends of friends who were the "I called the ending at the start of the movie" people. Reasonably sure I saw the third. Guess I don't need to revisit the series then. Thanks anon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's in the top 4-5 of the series but that's really not saying much.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming Batman is in the position of a detective in the same universe, is SAW riddler tier for Batman, or would it prove to be more difficult?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better yet, is there anyone in the bat-verse that couldn't survive a (reasonable) saw trap? Batman and all his villains are such schizos I think most would have the willpower to saw off a limb if necessary.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good point. Lol imagine kidnapping clayface in one of his human forms only to find out he can pretty much phase through Jigsaw's trap.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Batman isn't the only escape artist. The villains are always escaping high security prisons and surviving bizarre conspiracies, I think most of them would do just fine against Jigsaw's traps. Riddler would probably think it fun to challenge Jigsaw and his minions, he'd want to prove himself the smartest.

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit trap. You cant die because your lower jaws pops out

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it rips the top jaw/skull all the way back while holding the bottom in place.

      honestly we're deprived of one of the best kills in the series.

      the movie Hatchet demonstrates this well when the dude grabs the woman overhead by her jaw and rips her fricking head in half. honestly one of the best kills in all of horror

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to join the colossal homosexualry by saying that Jiggy never killed anyone. Gosh, it sure feels super homosexualy saying that.

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No wonder this franchise sucks. Its just people committing suicide. Maybe if it had a villain that wasn't such a massive homosexual and actually killed people then it wouldn't be so bad.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He slashed Detective Tapp in the neck, it was just dumb luck he survived that. Almost blatantly broke his "I don't murder people, it's too deep for you"

      And if you want full on murder crazed Jigsaw, you got it. Amanda and Hoffman ignore the original rules and used the legacy in their own extra violent way.

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some one pls explain the ending to saw X to me

    Did he really let the bad lady live ?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she lives yes but i assume she was stuck there kind of like that cop who gets stuck in the first jigsaw room.

      but also not allowing her to live goes against what he was trying to prove which was giving peiple a will to live although she didnt have to do anything but kill the guy she was going to kill anyway. so i hope shes stuck in that room and starves to death

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    die probably

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gracias jefe.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      was the kid really a part of his plan, was the kid in on it?

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    realistically speaking, wwyd????

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      start gooning

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This movie was pretty bad, but the opening gag where shaq is in a saw trap and has to make a free throw to get out of it but can't do it is hilarious.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shed tears of joy, democrat voter by the way

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't understand how this trap works. I know it's a reverse bear trap, but I can't wrap my head around what happens to your head after it opens.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically it would probably severely dislocate your jaw. In SAW I'm pretty sure it rips your entire head open like some sort of flesh flower

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It rips their head in half and it was worth the wait.

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What made Saw last but Hostel only get a couple movies? Saw being more goofy and Hostel being more unpleasant?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >more creative kills
      >crazy plot twists
      >more interesting villains and the drama between them

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hello Jeff
    >youve been too consumed with revenge ever since your child was brutally taken from you
    really? he couldnt find any pedos or anything and instead kidnapped a distrought father?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what is so frustrating about John. He yammers about how the world is so corrupt and blah blah. But then instead of targeting violent career criminals, crooked politician, war profiteers, and the big evils of the world he targets sad guys and hard working cops. Frick off, Jigsaw. I wish John lived long enough to see his legacy fall apart with Hoffman taking over and killing his ex wife.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's more frustrating is that he did it in a way that guarantees total legal immunity because there's literally nothing he could be charged with.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What's more frustrating is that he did it in a way that guarantees total legal immunity because there's literally nothing he could be charged with.
          thats not true you moron

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't remember how long she had to do it, but honestly i'd at least try to open up the guy cleanly, not stab him randomly like she does
    if you don't make him bleed too much he can survive until medics show up

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ey i'm jigsawin' over here, capice?

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    T've only seen a few of the saw movies years ago and barely remember them besides the more famous scenes. I watched Saw X with some friends last night, what did I think of it? and should I watch the rest of the movies from the beginning?

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably die, you would too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe we get one last nut togeether?

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't live anywhere near a major population center and I am an inconsequential person, I would never find myself in a jiggyc trap.

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the FRICK did John Kramer start referring to himself as the "Big Bad Booty Jiggy" in Jigsaw? Did I miss something from a deleted scene or something?

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >don't want to waste time watching these movies
    >the 10 minute recap channels on youtube all censor the gore since they don't want to get demonetized

    Fricking hell.

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching the 2nd movie now, he gave all of these guys poison so anyone that dies that way would be straight up murder instead of "their choice" right?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they can choose to live by finding the antidote

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He murdered them if they die by the poison though. Saying you'll shoot someone unless they give you their money, then actually doing it when they don't isn't considered not-murder because the victim could've survived by giving the money

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well technically unless they said "I don't consent to being shot" then the worst they could get you with under the strictest letter of the law would be manslaughter. Jury trials go either way though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this an actual argument for the "never murdered anyone" meme? Because ripping a person's every limb from their body if they don't gouge their iwn eyes out in the next 60 seconds is murder and you don't need to catch him out with one.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well the traps are supposed to be designed to where they make the choice of triggering the traps or some shit but in this situation he just straight up poisons them

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mone of these traps have any more of am out that poison. A pot of them less. Some of them are like the trolley problem, people have no hope unless someone else saves them, e.g shotgun carousel, or pig blender

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't poison them, they made life choices that lead them to be in a house that happened to be filled with a neurotoxic gas. If anything him leaving antidotes around was a nice thing to do.

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen a single SAW movie before so I couldn't say.
    But I'm about to start, what am I in for?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino. They're not really horror movies in the sense that they're trying to scare you and they're partly mysteries. You're watching because you want to see just how the victims get out of their situation or if they survive.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit. You can tell it’s shit whenever “people” start saying “kino.”

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. homosexual

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Amanda so cute in Saw 2/3? Was that REALLY necessary to the plot?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it makes you feel bad for her when she gets thrown into the pit of needles. If she was ugly nobody would care, just like in real life.

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello Jake, I wanna play a game.
    >For the last six months you've been dating a girl with an addiction problem. Now let's find out how addicted you are to living.
    >I've paralyzed your body with a neurotoxin and I'm going to tell your girlfriend to cut you open.
    >Let's see if she does it, you are powerless to do anything.
    >Live or die. Make your choice.

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