Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
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Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
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I wouldn't get in that situation, because I'm not a fricking moron.
Fpbp
I remember reading about this moron in the newspaper when it happened and I thought "what a moron". Then they announced that they made a movie about this bullshit.
Natural selection imho.
and then he cut his arm off to escape and had a child. yeah, natural selection, just not in the way you’re thinking
And if he was plowing his wife instead of getting stuck in a fricking crevasse he'd have more kids. Moving on.
Wife divorced him though.
If you keep your eyes open when you’re watching movies you’ll notice around 50% of films are about people doing something stupid.
Based just like that fricktard that died in the nutty putty cave
>nutty putty cave
what a name
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GOING INSAAAAAAANEEEEEEEE
he saw Saddam Hussein down there
I find it impressive he didn't die of co2 poisoning upside down there all that time to be honest. It would've been merciful death to his poor soul at least.
Kinos for this feel?
I heard a girl had such a putrid shit that it knocked him out and he suffocated
he didnt go there himself, moron
he was stuffed in there after he criticized a local politician
only one person used that toilet and the guy knew that she wasnt home at the time so he would have had no reason to go in there on his own
no, he was a fart sniffing homosexual like you and paid the price for it
>places white people end up that no other race does
>the moon
Didn't happen.
he had a baby and his wife was expecting his second child too.
a goddamn moron with no sense of survival who left two fatherless children. a Black in white skin.
Wake up.
Take off my iPhone, use the emergency GPS service to call for help.
I hate ESLs so much.
They doesn't think about you at all
Let’s take another gander at this
post. How do you even arrive at "Take off my iPhone"? I can completely understand ESLs confusing in/on, but off?
>he doesn't know about phone holders
>he thinks people put their phones in their pockets while exercising
>taking a phone OFF a strap is somehow a foreign concept to him
Ayo this homie needs to start going outside frrrr haahahaha
You understood what I meant, it's fine.
pee all over trapped arm to make iit slippery and release myself
cum is slicker
how did he even get his arm stuck? is he a tard? does he have down syndrom?
Remember that I already lost that arm and I just walk out of the canyon
Probably goon to death.
I'm not trapped in a ravine, yet my medically necessary circumcised BWC is chafed, even has one small scar from previous chafing (my wage slave hands are very, very dry and I don't use lube often to yank it).
You're supposed to lick your hand
I would have listened, and that's what no one else did.
listen to what?
Shhhh. Just listen.
Realistically I'd never go do that, but if I were to I would have informed someone of the exact place I'd be and so i'd just have to wait for rescue
Normal people don't go alone when they hike, mountain climb etc. He did, because he's a moron and lost his arm. He also was extremely lucky after cutting his arm off and found random people nearby by chance. He would've died without them. So cutting his arm off didn't actually save his life.
Mountain climbing never. But plenty of people do solo backpacking. I do off trail bushwhacking alone at least once a year at the blm land near my house.
>at the blm land near my house.
so you live near the projects or something? is it really that scary?
He didn’t find 'random people by chance'. Once he cut his arm off, he still had to rappel out of the slot canyon and encountered the family back on the main trail after hiking six miles.
Yeah, you know what happens if he does not find them? He's dead.
>because he's a moron and lost his arm
I FOUND YOUR ARM
I'd probably die.
Die
can someone give me a tldr of what the situation is?
is he in a saw movie?
Its from the movie 127 hours. A guy is out doing I guess you could call it extreme hiking, in a remote desert trail through a dried up riverbed channel in the rock. He hadn't told anyone that he was doing this hike. A boulder falls loose and lands on his arm, pinning him in place. After several days he uses his ropes to create a pulley that breaks the bone in his arm, and then uses a dull pocket knife to cut it off, freeing him, and he ultimately is rescued and survives despite being on death's door. It was based on a real story.
thanks chatgpt
you're welcome anon-son
Minor correction, but the rope pulley was to try & lift the 800 pound rock off his arm, and it was unsuccessful. He broke the bones in his arm when, after 5 days, he realized that his arm was pinned so tightly that he could just bend his arm hard enough the wrong way & break 'em.
Plus his arm had rotted during that time, making it fairly easy to break the bone.
His main issue was that he knew he couldn't cut off his arm because the knife was too dull to get through the bones.
In his book, he kind of just mentions this in one throwaway sentence, but he says that throughout his whole ordeal, it never occurs to him that he could just cut through his elbow, which is connected all via soft cartilage.
going through the elbow would make more sense. I suppose he was either poor at anatomy or not thinking clearly after 5 days there.
either way, it shouldn't have been a book or a film.
there's a russian doctor who took his own appendix out
should have puled the camera out and upwards to reveal wile e coyote just above him
>well I was aiming for the bird, but oh well
or another documentary with an animal trapped in a bear trap or snare and have it chew its own leg off to escape.
>acme is painted on the boulder
This scene in the book is pure gore kino
Only time that I felt physically uneasy after reading something
die
self mutilation is a sin
Jerk off extra hard with my one good hand to make up for the loss of my boulderhand.
I would rape the dude. He's trapped. He can't tell anybody. And while he is cutting off his arm, I would just taunt him, because after my rape of him, he is now gay.
Imagine if he accidentally cut off the wrong arm
Epic frogposter stealing jokes from the bad scary movie flicks.
happy tree friends did it first (maybe? hard to pinpoint that one)
>me going outside
>realistically
I wouldn't be in that situation on the first place
You all make mean-spirited jokes and belittle the guy in these threads, but this movie is actually incredibly well-edited and the story of Aron's ordeal is very life-affirming & uplifting.
Suck shit you fricking normie holy frick.
Based and correct. Armchair survivalists on Cinemaphile can eat shit.
But anon, no one is saying they would have survived. We're saying he's a fricking idiot for ending up in that situation.
Nah, frick off with this
piss poor attitude.
> Make shit up.
> Insult other anons.
Implying I wouldn't be correct telling you to suck shit.
What did I make up?
> But anon, no one is saying they would have survived.
How is that me making something up? Explain your logic.
Well, either you're the guy I was responding to and are samegayging like a motherfricker, or you've jumped in and don't know what you're talking about.
homosexuals.
You seem like a spastic, you should probably have a nice day. This would indeed be natural selection at work because it would rid humanity of your fricking whinging and whining about literally God damn everything dumb cuck
>inb4 not an argument
I literally don't fricking care you seem like a drag, you're probably just another one of the demoralization bots that post here
Jesus christ would you stop b***hing anon? You sound like a little girl.
Could you possibly be any more of a little b***h?
You're the only one whining anon.
Go back
Every time I see this, I find myself even more amazed at the casualty of the whole thing.
A rock, the perfect size to get lodged between those thin walls, just happened to fall at the exact same time he was there.
Here’s how the movie depicts it, which is probably accurate. He put just enough force on it to shift it loose. He’d probably done something similar several times before.
%3D
That makes a lot more sense. The chances of it happening were probably so low he didn't even register it as a threat.
damn this movie is so good
the sigur ros at the end
love danny boyle
I never got why he got cancelled.
All he did was open an acting school, play out sex scenes sometimes, but made sure that every single student taking part was okay with it, date a couple of students who were of age, and exchange a couple of text messages with a girl who was of legal age.
Any canyoneer/climber going through Blue John would've likely made the very same maneuver he did, trying to use that exact boulder as in intermediate step down to the canyon floor. Untold hundreds/thousands of people had stood on, pulled, and dangled from that boulder before, and he just happened to be the unlucky sunnovab***h who pulled it loose, and then got astronomically unlucky enough for it to fall and then re-settle itself between the lower walls just as his hand was in the way. Probably even less likely than winning the lottery.
Exactly, the probability must have been miniscule.
Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
Fingerblast monke girl.
>Hey check out the reverb!
>Rip gigantic fart
>laugh at the sound of my own fart echoing off the rocks
you fricking call your dad water, wtf -
> oregnanano
ITT: shut-in autismos can’t comprehend having an adventurous spirit and love for the outdoors
> You need to wander in the wilderness and cut your arm off to have an adventurous spirit and love for the outdoors.
moronic strawman.
>You need to wander in the wilderness to have an adventurous spirit and love for the outdoors
Yes
Autistic interpretation of my post as expected.
There's being adventurous, then there's being moronic.
Keep in mind that Ralston was 27 at the time and in the prime of his life. Outwardly nothing about what he was doing that day was especially dangerous or something he’d never done before as an experienced climber. The boulder becoming dislodged and trapping him was truly random chance. This guy
on the other hand was a naive idiot.
I would have had a cooler full of Monsters and a backpack bursting with treats. I would have hung out for a couple weeks eating Clif bars and talking to coyotes at night and using my free hand to fap to a 1996 copy of Swank Magazine I’d brought with me until my arm fell off and then I’d casually climb out of the crevice and go home. You win some you lose some and that’s the price of adventure.
A 90-minute documentary special on the event, if anyone is interested.
I would have identified as a free man and walked away from the cuck rock.
>The trick that sovereign citizen detractors don't want you to know about!
Whats weong with white people
I would go deep into the Alaskan wilderness with zero survival skills
did he ever go back for his arm? I would make it a mantle piece.
It took a small crane to remove the boulder. He cremated what was left of his flattened arm at the canyon.
Nothing because in all likelihood, it never happened. Freemason nonsense, Ralston lost his arm by other means and has an interesting personal life to say the least, his "accident" became a lucrative career by giving regular speaking engagements
Why would the Freemasons conspire to make a hoax survival story that really only stands to benefit one unassuming person?
Many world events are contrived or hoaxed as part of the larger "human story", even ones that don't seem like there would be any reason to hoax. TLDR - Occultism in high places
I would try to flirt with the rock and it would get the ick and walk away from me freeing my arm
i have a broken foot and a torn rotator cuff, so i wouldnt be in that situation cuz i cant climb anything
imagine you are stuck for 127 hours but not with your arm but with your dick
The IRL version gives off that autistic Zuckerberg vibe.
>right arm is my ass-wiping arm
it's a small detail but it would be a big annoyance to have to relearn that with my left hand
Probably switched to a bidet.
looks like moot
Looks like a chad version of Zuckerberg if anything
So basically
Why the frick is his "hand" a corkscrew? Can't you get one with fingers?
It's a pickaxe for climbing. You can get all kinds of different prosthetics & attachments. He likely has several.
>He likely has several.
Except a human hand
Not human
I would have unprotected unprepped gay cowboy sex with Jake Gyllenhaal and dream about it for the rest of my miserable life.
It’s weird that you made a connection to Brokeback Mountain. Care to explain your thought process?
he is broke and likes gay sex
2003-era satellite phone would not be getting a signal 80ft below the earth's surface in the remote Utah desert.
Yeah, this. Keep in mind this happened in 2003.
that's like ancient history. my parents weren't even 18 yet
>Man demonstrates inhuman willpower and resolve to survive
>fa/tv/irgins call him a moron because he didn't spend his life in the basement like them
This is why you geeks can't get laid.
he can't even do bar dips what a homosexual ahahahahaha
>you can't go out into the desert to explore and rock climb without being a moron and not telling anyone or have any kind of basic sense of safety or contigency
no dipshit. he's a moron, an animalistic fricking pale skinned Black person of a person. an animal will gnaw off its leg too.
But you won't because you lack the determination to survive.
you greatly overestimate the virtuosity of the trait when it is most exemplified by literal caged monkeys and morons
i never understood how the boulder actually fell on him
Pretty sure it was lodged between the narrow canyon walls and loosened when he was using it to climb down.
i loathe danny boyle
fricking little c**t
I would probably start drinking my piss right away. I'm talking within 5 minutes.
thanks for reminding me I will never have this
neverhavemined
tfw i will never have that
h-how?!
even if you had that, would you feel comfortable?
I would question myself what she saw in me and maybe I would think she had ulterior motives.
realistically i wouldn't get myself in such a situation. realistically, if i was doing this gay shit i would have been dragged into it with a friend. realistically, i would have somebody go get help before i had to lose and arm
His arm would’ve been amputated no matter what. It was immediately smooshed by the force of the rock pinning his arm against the canyon wall.
derailmind
DELET but also sauce
i remember some anon posted the excerpt from the book when he is doing the actual breaking and then cutting
graphic as frick to be tbh
wow another nasty aids ridden prostitute selling her body on the internet so wholesome!!
Die of dehydration
Now imagine what she would look like without filters and make up
makeup can't falsify that fantastic ass
Would look great in a burka on my yacht
Piss, shart, fart and cum
Anti-masturbation propaganda.
I wouldn't do anything. I'd listen and that's what no one did.
just wait until I lost enough weight so my arm was like skeleton so i could slip it away from rock
Why do we never have threads about this real-life amputee kino? At least this guy wasn't a complete moron & get himself into his situation, just pure bad luck.
But I'm not in that situation.
Gonna cry, piss my pants maybe, maybe shit and cum
idk
Probably give Israel and Ukraine $95,000,000,000
chew my leg off like a coyote
Die. I'm far too vain to go of my arm. Especially my good one. Frick that.
wish for death
They should make a sequel where the arm crawls back to him and its a horror movie