Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
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Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
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I use my superior strength to throw everyone else off the lifeboat, and make my way to safety.
>t. 115lb incel
go to the highest place and use my superior upper body strength to stay hanging and never let go
I wouldn't say a single thing to the iceberg. I would listen to what it had to say, and that's what no one sneed.
Couldnt they just cut the smokestacks in half down the middle and weld a semicircle cap at each end to make a bunch of huge rafts? Did they just not have the technology to do this in the 1800s?
It's not a question of if they had the technology or not, the thing sank in less than 3 hours.Considering the panic instilled in everyone too I doubt this crossed anyone's mind.
they were busy arguing about why the eagles didn't fly the ring to mount doom
If the designers wanted to include more lifeboats they would have been able to, but the reason all ships at this time didn't have enough for everyone to be in one at the same time is because lifeboats were intended to ferry people to shore or to other ships before returning for more passengers. This is what happened when the Costa Concordia capsized and half the boats were unusable. When this wasn't possible, this is what things like inflatable rafts, rings, vests etc were for. It was just bad luck that it sank in the freezing north atlantic away from any shoreline and far away from other ships, where being in the water was a death sentence when there was no one there to get you out.
That can just happen, the ocean isn't always full of waves. The survivors themselves said it was dead calm.
Yes it was just bad luck that it took its intended route.
My point being that in the time it might take a ship to sink under more normal circumstances, like not having lots of compartments opened up by an iceberg that it never should have hit had warnings been heeded properly, ships should be able to arrive in time for people to not have to be in the water. Unlike in warmer climates where people can survive for days in the water.
I know that the other side of the ship had a lot of mostly empty lifeboats, so I would avoid the crowd and try to hop on one of them. If I didn't have this knowledge though then yeah, I'd probably die but hopefully I'd take that homosexual Lightoller with me.
load the quicksave before i boarded that shit and wipe my future memories
>wipes future memories
>gets on the ship again
Uh, anon?
Oh, That's easy.
Be the captain.
CALL THE WORKING MEN UP WHO WORK WITH WOOD, METAL AND IRON.
BEGIN RIPPING APART THE SHIP TO BUILD LIFE BOATS.
Anything that floats then lock myself in the room and go down with the ship.
This
It took more than 2 hours for the ship to sink. Panicking just wastes time and mental energy. If all the able-bodied men as well as anyone with some idea of science, engineering, etc. pitched in, I'd be willing to bet that there'd be more suvivors.
>as well as anyone with some idea of science, engineering, etc. pitched in,
go back you ugly homosexual wtf
Highjack a lifeboat
order food
I take the eagles
de kitchen is closed sar
>BOILED Rice
this was the peak of luxury in the 1910s
>cold asparagus
the west has fallen
>ducklings
what the frick
Do my best to shepherd Jacob Astor, Isidor Straus and Benjamin Guggenheim into lifeboats.
FULL SPEED AHEAD
get hammered and start throwing shit overboard
There's a guy who actually survived by doing this.
how does throwing shit overboard let me survive? you're reading the comment wrong or something.
He drank and was able to evade hypothermia while in the water and waiting for the lifeboats to return. I think he was only one of the people not in a lifeboat that was able to survive.
I doubt his survival had much to do with drinking, since he only had a small drink. From what I remember he was extremely calm when he "stepped off" just as the ship went down under him. Unlike virtually every other person not in a boat, he didn't submerge.
Though admittedly as a non-drinker I don't really know what kind of effect drinking some alcohol has on your core body heat production. So maybe it did help him.
Alcohol makes you feel warmer, hence the old saying "one to keep the cold out", but it actually constricts your blood vessels and makes you much colder. The image of St. Bernards carrying brandy around their necks is a myth.
What seems to be a fast killer when hitting freezing water, besides the paralysing shock causing drowning, is taking a deep breathe once you hit, which can make you inhale water and ruin your core temp. I bet that baker survived because of staying calm and not being submerged when the ship went down.
I've never read his full account so for all I know he could have had a full meal earlier too
IIRC he had three servings of gazpacho
I don't think that's how it works. That size of ship going under would drag you underwater with it to some level if you were right next to it no? I don't think it just softly sink into the abyss while buddy leisurely waded next to it.
You freeze faster with alcohol, you just feel warmer
Ship sinks slower.
I'd sneak onto one of the lifeboats when nobody was looking
rape
Either drown, freeze to death, or get eaten by sharks. Maybe all three.
Reminisce about pre-marital teen sex with a criminal and toss a millions-of-dollars family heirloom into the Atlantic Ocean then die.
That about wraps it up.
Steal some girls clothes and sneak on one of the lifeboats
what do you mean steal?
take a kayak
What is this phenotype.
menopausal frenchwoman
Go to the kitchen to take all the good shit, jump on a lifeboat before anyone else can and row away from the sinking ship.
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Dumbass. At 360 degrees your clothes would be incinerated.
why is the water so calm? doesn't the middle of the ocean still have waves?
I wouldn't do anything, I would listen
>Wait for a lifeboat to sail
>Jump into the water next to the boat and force the people on it to pick me up
easy peasy
People tried this and were fought off because the people in full lifeboats, especially the crew, knew that letting people on would make them sink.
You would have to try it on one of the boats that launched early on mostly or half empty because surprisingly few people wanted to leave the ship or were concentrated away from some of the davits. But early on men were being let onto to those ones anyway because so few people were getting on them.
>huge metal towers like oil rigs of thousands of lbs float on water
>one more person can't float
Yeah, sure.
the water was 28 degrees/-2 celsius, that is beyond freezing cold, you'd most likely be paralyzed and unable to swim and would die by drowning or hypothermia
Jesus, I once swam in 4 degree C meltwater from the Alps and it was almost unbearably cold, a more frail guy in our group even got cold shock and couldn't move for a few minutes. -2 must be near-instant death.
>-2 celsius, that is beyond freezing cold, you'd most likely be paralyzed and unable to swim
lmao
what's your point? it's salt water
>-2 celsius
except water is freezing at 0 celsius you moron, which means it was warm because it wasn't solid
Not completely sure, but I know that if I was on that boat it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to dock somewhere safely, don’t worry.’”
probably what that one guy was doing in A Night to Remember: spend 2.5 hours trying to tie furniture together to make my own raft
if i had a wife and kid on the boat, i'd make sure my wife got on a lifeboat, then try to pull a Billy Zane and tell the first officer i have my child and i'm all she has in the world so let us both on, ideally the same lifeboat my wife just boarded
>Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
rape as many women as possible before the ship goes down
sexual emergency
I wouldnt have got on the ship. And thats what J.P. Morgan did
Cal loved her so much, and she treated him with such cruelty.
>I hope, when I die, I get to re-live in the best time of my life.
>I love you, Grandma, that sounds sweet! I hope so, too!
>*grins*
>Lightoller, take your collapsible through the freezing and drowning passengers! Murdoch, have a nice day! Pitman, take your lifeboat starboard after you pass the berg! Funnels shall be felled, Micks shall be drowned! Arise, arise, rowers of Smith! Good boys! Good lads!
>be bri’ish
>stab the crew forcing men to not board the lifeboats
>grab his gun
>be bri’ish so no idea how to use it but others would be scared of me either way
>board lifeboat
>live to tell the tale
Lovely chewsday innit govna?
hear hear
I'd tie three life jackets together to make a boogie board and then party my way back home
Not get on in the first place
Boats are fricking moronic, thirty thousand tons of iron floats in a giant body of water just because some Greek guy got in a bath
Then how in frick they will deliver my Amazon package?
We should start puting dirt and form up a line of land between continents. That motherfricker ocean can't be that deep and we have a lot of dirt.
oops
>boats are fricking moronic, thirty thousand tons of iron floats in a giant body of water just because some Greek guy got in a bath
Shit, never thought of it that way.
Thanks, Archimedes. You c**t.
This is a thinking man's problem requiring only the most complex and intricate of foresights.
Firstly, having predicted that the manufacturing on such a shoddy vehicle couldn't have possibly held up in such weather conditions and currents as we were charted towards, I would have been precariously posed for imminent danger. Having noticed the minimal number of life crafts and inter class cuckoldry firsthand, I would therein have deduced that in the event of disaster my age and sex would have classified me as forfeit come the onset of doom I dare say I would have gorged on more than my fair share of beans come super time.
This, once the ship has struck true, I would've made a break for the edge of the craft, diving headfirst into the watery abyss below. Once the frigid temperatures hit my being I would've instinctively let loose with a legendary stream of flatulence, propelling myself afloat and jetsoning myself towards shore in record time.
Fight like hell to get on a lifeboat. I'm not gonna drown and I'm sure as hell not freezing in the middle of the ocean.
would have smuggled a pistol aboard, cause you know third class poor people and cause were headed to Black person new york, would have forced my way on to one of the life rafts, but before I did that I probably would have been capable of freeing one of the lifeboats that they couldn't free cause you know I'm a super badass
get wasted. worked for the cook.
build a raft out of mattresses and rope, and more buoyant materials, stay on the bow of the ship and flee as water spills over it, stab anyone who tries to get on. wait for lifeboats to lower, row myself to an emptier lifeboat.
The fatal flaw in your plan is the beginning of it. Mattresses do not float.
>mattress
>buoyant
Strap a few rocks to your "raft" while you're at it.
ever put a mattress in a pool? usually takes a crane to get it out
Bill Burr had a point when he said women cherrypick. Women coax me into doing the heavy lifting at work.
>You're so strong!
What they don't understand is I was raised that way to be courteous towards women. Them complimenting my physique cheapens it, like they're thinking:" OK, my mom told me if you compliment men, they will do the heavy lifting."
It's a nice gesture from my part (even though we get paid the same wage) and turning me into a simpleton. "Just encourage the brute". That kind of thing. And then you realize you are overthinking it and have a woman's set of mind.
You are a simpleton thoughever.
I won't deny that. I'm at peace with that particular part of my personality. The bad part is being smarter than everyone around you. The bar is very low. I have to come to this stinking shitstain of a website to realize there are people who are better than me.
Start swimming to the californian which was a few miles away
They should have climbed up the iceberg and rebuilt civilization in its interior.
Unironically swinging the ship back towards the iceberg to land people on it would have saved hundreds. Wonder if they thought of this but lost the berg in the night
Momentum carried them far past the iceberg, which they weren't able to see until it was too late to avoid hitting. It likely was out of sight within a minute or two.
Sprint to the bar and start chugging as fast as I can so I drown peacefully in a nearly-unconscious drunken stupor.
hit the rutter fan on the way down
rape
L shaped beam
Blame the israelites.
Jerk off so hard
Find an old cupboard or something that floats. You got time to find it
Put on a load of warm clothing and a life jacket
Set sail on my new warm dinghy about half hour before it sinks and wait for rescue
Knowing that i have circa 30 minutes left? Rape and rape. Women and teens.
about 40 pairs of clothes would probably function like a wetsuit on the inner layers keeping the water warm around you
Would also make you sink like a rock. But hey at least you'd be warm.
I would leave.
Knowing myself I would probably drink all the hard liquor I could make time for.
I would have listened to the Titanic. Because that's what no one else did.
Just swim to the iceberg and get on it
what if it spins around when you try to climb on
Glue my dick into the tightest teen pussy around. When we start drowning, the heat of the pleasure will keep me alive and i will just for the rescue to come.
An hero
Remember that there were several men that did all they could to get any children and women to the boat and then stayed behind to die. And literally nobody knows their names. The saved women literally didn't care that someone saved them.
What a bunch of idiots.
>send two ships instead of one
>both ships remain within visual distance of each other throughout the voyage
>crew on each ship confirms radio or visual contact with the other ship every 30 minutes
>anything short of a rapid catastrophic failure happens, the other ship is nearby and everyone gets rescued
>Be on giant ship in the 1900s
>thousands of people on board
>lots of ladies
>be on balcony creeping on fine young ladies >playing with my penis under my trench coat
>ship suddenly shakes violently and we all fall over
>looking up I see one of the ladies that I was just creeping on has fallen over and her dress has flown up exposing her undergarments
>lay on the ground and begin stroking
>everyone is panicking scrambling to their feet and running around frantically
>now is my chance
>running to the lifeboats I flash my rock hard member to every woman I see
>stupid women all run away in the opposite direction of the lifeboats
>"women and children first" the mate helping people into the lifeboats calls out
>*never been harder in my life*
>hurry and run into the ship
>run into one of the guest rooms
>find dress and big sun hat in some luggage
>put it on
>get in line for the lifeboat
>fold my arms and put my head down so the hat will cover my face
>without even examining my disguise I am ushered into the lifeboat which is full of cold shivering women and young girls
>our boat is lowered into the water
>we all huddle together to keep warm
>it's dark, they can't see my face
>spend the night grinding on traumatized women in a small lifeboat as we await "rescue"
>"this is all the rescue I need" I say softly under my breath
I feel like I'd have a good shot at swimming it to the US.
I'd stand guard in the lower decks, staying ever vigilant to keep those God damn Irish and poor people from making it to the lifeboats.
>grab a lifeboat
>sink to the bottom of the ocean
>walk to Canada
Easy as
There is no way those two men weigh more than the crushing water above them.
I would find a big rope and tie everyone's body to mine, making a giant lifesaver that would help keep me warm.
I identify as a woman. Let me on the life boat.
find a decrepid old lady, drag her into empty cabin, murder her, steal her clothes, try to sneak onto one of the lifeboats
>Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
Steal a sailor's pistol, and start shooting holes in all the boats.
I'm a white woman, so I'd just get on my lifeboat and be on my way.