Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking run, leave the b***h behind, she's not even the mother of my children.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    turn 360 degrees and walk away

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do a 360 and runaway, using bimbo as meat shield.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill the dude and rape the woman

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You got that backwards, chief

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a homo?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No rules in the jungle

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You didn't answer the question. I'm going to take it as a yes

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              What other options were there? My back was against the wall

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah pretty rude of that weird guy to interrupt was gonna date rape her anyway

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kill the dude and rape the woman
      You're not the masked killer in this hypothetical scenario dingus.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        well OP didn't specify

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot them both and return to my lair.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laugh at his cringe costume

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suck myself off then beg to be shot. I'm fully vaxxed.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lost

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretend to have a heart attack

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >going for a secluded hike/picnic without any means to defend yourself from a potential bear
    they deserve what came for them.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Swim out to the middle of the lake.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dropkick

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is still my funniest screenshot from here

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he doesn't kill the guy, albeit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn’t kill them both. Bryan Hartnell is still alive.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like your theme. Can you share it?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a MLP theme and that poster is trying to summon Lee

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i just like the colours ¯_(ツ)_/¯

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lee is dead

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          no it is not

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I believe he's not using not a theme, and he's just using dark mode on his browser. This only works on chromium browsers, though. You need put this in the url field: chrome://flags

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's al Pacino and Hoffa never said that.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    drop my pants turn around and bend over and spread my cheeks to present my bare butthole

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot him first. Duh.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zig zag until out of bullets then kill him

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He only kills women, I'm safe.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    "It's you, you're the Zodiac (tm) killer!"

    I would say this

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can dodge his bullets if im fast enough

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say anything, I would listen.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot him a lot.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never cooperate. Yeah sure if you fight you might be killed, but if you just give up hoping you'll be spared you're almost certainly going to be killed. Shooting a moving target is incredibly hard to do and when adrenaline kicks in it's really hard to put someone down with a handgun caliber round unless you hit an artery, they heart, or the brain, which good luck if they're charging. The gunman probably doesn't even expect to be attacked and isn't mentally braced for it meaning you might just shock him into inaction long enough to reach him and start swinging.

    Fight or perish, those are the only two options when someone has you in that situation. If you surrender you will die and it will be much worse than being shot.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But the guy didn’t fight back and he lived

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shot him in the kneecaps

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    realistically speaking I wouldn't have a girlfriend in the first place

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a cucked subject of the government, so I'd be carrying at least one gun

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ignore him and go back to what I was doing before like I couldn't hear or see him

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already want to die so I'd probably just rush the dude and see what happens.

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