take the movie magic out and he's a mongoloid. A lumbering probably moronic homeless man, who's stolen a piece of cutlery. Incredible. There's 10,000 of those wandering around LA county right now. He'd be killed by some boomer he got to close to in a Lowe's parking lot.
Start acting like a baby, I'll start crawling on the ground and make various gurgle and babble noises and start shouting gibberish at Michael and proceed to shit myself and make him change my diaper
>pull my pants down and off >pull my underwear down and off >start jerking off to get hard >start sprinting toward him with the full intention to rape him
My panties would soak
start screaming and crying and pissing myself
run up and nail that sucker with a roundhous kick
Start chasing him
sick eric weinstein mask, kid
wtf is that
kino
>son of jason
Jason would have stuck around, unlike this kid's dad.
Go get a rake before those leaves blow away.
start recording him with my phone and screeching over his talking points until the entire neighborhood came outside and beat the shit out turbo CHUD
Do the Halloween movies even work as stories in a concealed carry world?
Dr. Loomis was carrying.
Are you saying you'd shoot a guy in broad daylight because you spotted him standing in the street wearing a mask on Halloween?
white people really do be like that
you mean before throwing him out of a plane? yeah, maybe.
One of the greatest shots in the history of cinema because it's utterly simple, minimal, unadorned and efficient
Karen out. He doesn't kill during the day.
When I see someone on the same side of the street as me, I cross the street and walk on the other side.
But what if they're a mascot handing out free (free) balloons? What now cat?
>meme AIDS
What about if they're not black though
call the police
Remind myself that I outgrew superstition.
Rush him, put my head in his chest and double leg his ass into the concrete. Then I'd break his arms and laugh at him.
take the movie magic out and he's a mongoloid. A lumbering probably moronic homeless man, who's stolen a piece of cutlery. Incredible. There's 10,000 of those wandering around LA county right now. He'd be killed by some boomer he got to close to in a Lowe's parking lot.
dance off
>>you I'd have to do it to 'em
That fit goes crazy no cap
Have lesbian sex with my scared friend Jamie Lee Curtis
Call the cops.
There - problem solved. What a ridiculously stupid movie.
>hello, 911? I want to report a person who I briefly saw standing on a sidewalk wearing a mask during Halloween!
id do it to em
I would do it to em. You knew I had to.
Do what exactly?
Give him the middle finger and tell him he sucks ass.
Start acting like a baby, I'll start crawling on the ground and make various gurgle and babble noises and start shouting gibberish at Michael and proceed to shit myself and make him change my diaper
>pull my pants down and off
>pull my underwear down and off
>start jerking off to get hard
>start sprinting toward him with the full intention to rape him
Chain/cement him to a giant anchor and toss him into the deep blue sea.
*blocks his path*