Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
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biting, clawing, bludgeoning, gouging.
I would not go to work and apply for welfare.
Rape Helly.
Not get a job that involves someone drilling into my brain and then raping it.
I would walk around the halls all day and be a real mean bastard to them in the torture room. They'd fire my ass.
Why would anyone work for them in the first place? good luck arguing for a promotion or wage increase without any recollection of whether you're doing a good job. It's obvious they're going to abuse you.
I'd get paid to step in and out of an elevator lmao. Dream job.
Based and outiepilled
Mutilation really is the only option. Call thier bluff.
Why did Helly's outie continue to go and do the job? After the major revelation I got the sense that she's basically doing propaganda to try and get everyone severed. But during her orientation when we see her outie self in the corridor I got the impression she actually believes Lumon's lies. She actually seemed surprised and worried that her innie would want to leave when she found herself in the stairwell. What could they have possibly told her after the paper cutter incident or after the extension cord ordeal that would have made her want to go back? I'd be fricking terrified.
She had a chat with dad and she wants his approval.
I think she is a pampered type who really hates the whole Lumon thing and has had trouble being part of the family but has to do it for reasons, when she meets her father he seems somewhat estranged.
her real outie is all in on lumon and the severance, her innie is just another moron wagie and she hates it
its ironic
stay at home and jerk off all day while money is rolling in
If I was writing season 2 I'd be an expectations subverting dicksucker and follow new characters and not even show the old ones for like 5 episodes
luckily for you guys I am not, but it could be kino
Well what is the alternative? Considering how the season ended they can't just go back down, can they? But at the same time the SVR'D floor to me at least is the main appeal of the show.
>when she meets her father he seems somewhat estranged
You know that was her innie, right? Her only emotional attachment to him is that she probably hated him for inventing or perpetuating severance.
>they can't just go back down, can they?
When Dylan is pulled off the switches that's exactly where they're going. They're all stuck there as long as the outies keep going to work.
>They're all stuck there as long as the outies keep going to work
That's a good point. But I feel like at least part of the reason for that working as it did was the isolation. Dylan is the perfect example here. Once he finds out he has a kid he can't let that go. So unless Lumon can wipe their memories they're probably going to have a real hard time getting them to do their jobs again. Would it even make sense to try and get them to work again, especially if it was all some sort of experiment?
that's actually based. Start series with another department
But I bet they'll start introducing lower levels where you forget there's even a severance program
I expect them to start the season with a timeskip and they are all in the office like nothing has happened because they were wiped.
First season was innie mark trying to get messages out, season 2 will be outie mark trying to get messages in
Suicide. Doesn't make any difference to me, I'd die either way, and that way I take the host along with me
>season 2 is so far away
it's over
It's probably going to air by next year.
Yes I know, he didn't know it though and thought he was talking to the outie. It seemed to me like he hadn't seen her for some time and they had had a poor relationship. The way everyone treats her in the finale is like her representing the company was up in the air for a while.
>It seemed to me like he hadn't seen her for some time
Really? I got the exact opposite impression. I guess we'll have to wait till S2 to see what her outie self is actually like. I can't imagine them not showing it.
Indulge myself in the burger bureaukino of Lumon Bahaus corporate pornography.
The me that gets the carrot will enjoy the free time. The me that gets the stick will get fired for slacking off bored on the job, and being generally asocial with coworkers.
>get in the elevator
>undress quickly
>outie gets out butt naked
Helly naked kino when?
Something like Helly did.
try to frick helly any chance i could get
Simp over Helly. It would be my only purpose in life.
I don't understand why innie are so afraid?
Why do they repeat crap in break room, just smash that guy's head on the table.
yeah, same.
The office is the only world they know, they've lost their personality to a significant extent when they wake up. All of them go through the same little episode of realizing they can't leave through the stairwell, and killing someone doesn't hold any promise of changing that.
I was just frick about and do whatever I wanted.
Was there any physical punishment?
I didnt see the big deal with the break room.
Not that they showed, also nothing happened to the fat guy that bit the homie.
Your only option in the break room would be to sit silent or perform their ritual. Either way you would start to crave the office routine back and get mentally beaten down for the privilege of getting back to it.
>what would you do in this situation?
Kill everyone.
The hinges on the door to the room you wake up in face inwards. There's plenty of material in the room to get leverage with. The wood paneling is literally long poles of wood, perfect for spears. Rookie fricking mistake.
Its clear that the innies work doesn't matter. They are just test subjects for Severance. To show they can work in a variety of fields.
The numbers, goats, art are all meaningless. Its the fact they can make humans do all those tasks that matters.
Its brilliant