Realistically, the entire Spot fiasco of "Spiderverse" could have been avoided

The dude just needed legit help.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he needed a legit fricking and then maybe a shower

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix him

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure he can find other ways to make up for it

      >tentacles
      >fit body and not his skinny-fat body
      lame

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should have kept the chub.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So his penis. Just gone then? I'd be pissed too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure he can find other ways to make up for it

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No because it's a cannon event or whatever bullshit they came up with

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude has the power teleport rich people from New York to LA instantaneously. Could charge as much as a chartered private jet. Nah dog I'm gonna try to rob ATM's.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of billionaire would accept the resume of someone that looks like a swiss cheese paralysis demon?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The used a homemade submarine

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The used a homemade submarine

          A handful of them just died in an EEnE tier scam "submarine".
          Billionaires are not as smart as some people think.

          >A handful of them just died in an EEnE tier scam "submarine".

          >Billionaires are not as smart as some people think.

          Wait, do anons here think you have to be smart to get rich? It's all about luck and networking.
          Jack Ma is a literal moron that have billions on his name.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Jack Ma is a literal moron

            I'll never forget his talk with Elon Musk.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >stupid people work together easily
            no they fricking cant
            look at any shit country

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        A handful of them just died in an EEnE tier scam "submarine".
        Billionaires are not as smart as some people think.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He could probably drum up a ton of public support as someone who’s been disfigured and discriminated against by society

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be honest, he'd be excellent for going to places other researchers couldn't get to.

      His colleagues were idiots.

  6. 10 months ago
    sage

    >snoyshit thread #456336

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men will literally become an eldritch abomination instead of going to therapy

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how badly this guy would get clowned on Cinemaphile

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shades of the Cinemaphile basement ogre.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nipples halfway down body
      That's...abnormal?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is a point that I believe is gonna be relevant in the next movie. He's in a sense a mirror to Miles, where Miles was told he shouldn't fall into peer pressure the Spot did. He became a villain cause that's what he thought was left for him after everyone ostraziced him. I think Miles will defeat The Spot by convincing him that he doesn't have to be a villain, that he gets a choice despite everything.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So he'll become what? An anti-hero?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He'll probably end up sacrificing himself to keep the multiverse from collapsing or something like that. Or he becomes the new caretaker to make sure universes don't go poof from anomalies.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Society ignores people who need help all the time. We're fortunate those cases just end up pushing one or two people into subways instead of collapsing the multiverse

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically all of the Spider-man mythos could've been stopped had he just stuck his foot out tripped the thief.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mocking The Spot didn't help matters.

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