Richard kuklinski literally dressed up and pretended to be a big gay to assassinate some guy. Vito should have told them he was trying that
Definitely would be weird for a Captain to be getting his hands dirty like that, but it's the best course of action short of outright murdering them. He would probably be able to weasel his way out from there by flaunting his captain, and especially his top earner status to Tony who barely cared even when Vito was fully exposed. The biggest problem I could see would be Phil treating like another "The Animal" Blundetto type of situation.
His description was so funny.
"I had on this loud suit, with these tall platform shoes. And I'm already a big guy so imagine that. And I think I looked like one of those..ya know, like a gay guy."
>Kuklinski full of shit
I'd be willing to believe some of his murders, particularly the more theatrical ones like castrating a dude who fricked the bosses daughter, are made up, but I don't doubt that he was actually a mobbed up hitman. Hitmen in real life aren't like The Killer, waxing poetic while adjusting a $15k scope, they're double digit IQ working class guys like Kuklinski.
Italian-American culture is built on gay shit. The mob got their start by pimping out their own sons and little brothers to homos. All the hierarchy and rituals, the whole culture is homosexual BDSM cult and it's a damn shame it ever allowed to take root in this country
Follow them to their car and murder them. It's the only solution at that point. The mob guys were more gossipy than schoolgirls, Vito should have known he was done the moment they got away.
They were associates, he was a made guy. Wouldn't have been a big problem.
Not in the slightest, a fat ugly guy like Veto would just be sitting in the corner wishing somebody would talk to him. The only way he'd get lucky is if he became someone's sugar daddy.
gays are categorized into two groups: those who frick 9 or 10 out of 10s or those who frick anything with a dick and a pulse. Vito would absolutely get his ass wrecked by someone
Not in the slightest, a fat ugly guy like Veto would just be sitting in the corner wishing somebody would talk to him. The only way he'd get lucky is if he became someone's sugar daddy.
>dsp, alex jones in f
Personality matters. >jontron only in c
He's funny and kind of cute, but I just don't think of him as someone I'm eager to smash. >gabriel iglesias and THE FRICKING FLIP MUTT FROM SPIDERMAN? at the top
Yes, and?
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>are gay bars really like that?
Worse.
It smells of shit and rubber mixed with lubricant.
Also male sweat and poppers.Worn socks.
Not really that exciting.
I used to go to some mixed gay bars to pick up trans chicks but it was too repulsive for me, as I am straight. Especially the toilets.
My gay buddy from work told me bars were crippled anyway because most gays nowadays just frick on drugs using Grindr.
Also Vito would be totally ignored unless he showered people with money and coke, because gays are turbo lookism gays that want supermodels with abs and 17 year old baby face. Unless you go to some weird fetish bar for fat hairy dudes.
>gays are turbo lookism gays
Lol no homosexuals will frick anything with a hole attached to them
Sure there are some sophisticated gays out there but thats the exception
Threaten them. In the times this took place the old school families were already dead. Nobody would give a frick except as gossip and maybe trying to rip you off more or try to outrank you. There wasn't any "honor" left. You just threaten them, offer to pay them off, etc. Use your status as a made man to shut them up. These are guys who frick prostitutes, cheat, steal, murder, etc. It's not the hardest group of people to bribe into silence. They were there to see him there too. Real easy to go "these homosexuals were the ones there as a couple and i just went in to collect".
Id kill them both and either hide their bodies or tell Tony the truth and gamble that as long as nobody else knows, he’d have my back since I make so much money for him.
>Realistically, what do you do in this situation? How do you play it off
Realistically the mob Vito belonged to(Neapolitan) was know for accepting gays and even trans, they might tell him to tone down that shit but nobody would be seeking bloody vendettas against him.
Even the Italian mob has started flying the rainbow flag.
A star prosecutor in Italy has revealed the mafia is now open to gay men — and even has a drag queen in their midst.
“The mafia have evolved along with society,” Nicola Gratteri, an anti-mafia investigator in Calabria, told the Times of London. “Gays can be accepted now, even as foot soldiers, so long as they don’t parade it in public.”
The inspector claims to have intercepted “passionate” letters between a crime boss and a young lieutenant, and has eavesdropped on phone conversations revealing many mafia foot soldiers enjoy transvestite bars. The scion of one crime family is living as a drag queen under the name “Lady Godiva,” the prosecutor found.
I don't talk about a TV show for fatherless c**ts a decade after it ended because I can't hold an adult conversation about any other kind of entertainment except capeshit
It was my blood pressure medication but I'm all better now?
What medication makes you want to suck a wiener?
What, you a doctor? Huh?
Whatever your boyfriend gives you seems to work.
It was just a joke.
I would blame it on my medication, honestly
>they looked like they were having fun, and I decided to also dance, I"m not gay though
also they went overboard with his costume, it was ridiculus
There are bars that have leather nights.
>I'm undercover, these gays have been stealing from the take
Definitely would be weird for a Captain to be getting his hands dirty like that, but it's the best course of action short of outright murdering them. He would probably be able to weasel his way out from there by flaunting his captain, and especially his top earner status to Tony who barely cared even when Vito was fully exposed. The biggest problem I could see would be Phil treating like another "The Animal" Blundetto type of situation.
I WAS HERE, ITS A JOKE
You have to kill them and hide the bodies, or book it to Mexico.
Richard kuklinski literally dressed up and pretended to be a big gay to assassinate some guy. Vito should have told them he was trying that
His description was so funny.
"I had on this loud suit, with these tall platform shoes. And I'm already a big guy so imagine that. And I think I looked like one of those..ya know, like a gay guy."
Put on a weird accent, pretend I dont know them and pretend im some fat frick who just looks like Vito
Wasn't Kuklinski mostly full of shit
>Kuklinski full of shit
I'd be willing to believe some of his murders, particularly the more theatrical ones like castrating a dude who fricked the bosses daughter, are made up, but I don't doubt that he was actually a mobbed up hitman. Hitmen in real life aren't like The Killer, waxing poetic while adjusting a $15k scope, they're double digit IQ working class guys like Kuklinski.
And now he's part of a clinically obsessed cult of criminal cyberstalkers facing multiple felony charges, along with Robert Prongay.
>Italians acting like they aren't the singlemost gaygiest race in all of Europe.
Spanish are gaygier
That is not the costume of a closeted gay man on the DL. That is a full on Folsom Street gay attire.
The Italians are really that gay though
Italian-American culture is built on gay shit. The mob got their start by pimping out their own sons and little brothers to homos. All the hierarchy and rituals, the whole culture is homosexual BDSM cult and it's a damn shame it ever allowed to take root in this country
Follow them to their car and murder them. It's the only solution at that point. The mob guys were more gossipy than schoolgirls, Vito should have known he was done the moment they got away.
They were associates, he was a made guy. Wouldn't have been a big problem.
IT'S A JOKE
Pretend I'm my twin brother, then later talk a bunch of shit in front of the guys about that homosexual twin of mine who I ran out of town.
Vito? My name is Gino, from North Arlington. I work at Lowe's.
Chrissy knew it was Gino but wanted Vito dead so went along with the assmuncher story
>eat pussy
You are a b***h
>suck duck
You are a b***h
Benchodes…. What is the sexuality of a mob boss?
You frick other men in non homosexual way
Girl on top, doing all the work. Thrusting is for pussies.
remember that they are fine with a guy catching, but not pitching, a dude
are gay bars really like that?
Not in the slightest, a fat ugly guy like Veto would just be sitting in the corner wishing somebody would talk to him. The only way he'd get lucky is if he became someone's sugar daddy.
gays are categorized into two groups: those who frick 9 or 10 out of 10s or those who frick anything with a dick and a pulse. Vito would absolutely get his ass wrecked by someone
There are bars that specifically are about bears.
Veto wasn't a bear, he was a short obese wop who probably wasn't even all that wealthy
Everyone has a type.
>being sexually attracted to Gabe Newell
who made this and what is their relationship with their father like?
My dad's an okay guy. Skinny with no facial hair.
what a disgusting fat piece of shit
To be fair he's a great guy.
>dsp, alex jones in f
>jontron only in c
>gabriel iglesias and THE FRICKING FLIP MUTT FROM SPIDERMAN? at the top
>dsp, alex jones in f
Personality matters.
>jontron only in c
He's funny and kind of cute, but I just don't think of him as someone I'm eager to smash.
>gabriel iglesias and THE FRICKING FLIP MUTT FROM SPIDERMAN? at the top
Yes, and?
UNF
N
F
>are gay bars really like that?
Worse.
It smells of shit and rubber mixed with lubricant.
Also male sweat and poppers.Worn socks.
Not really that exciting.
I used to go to some mixed gay bars to pick up trans chicks but it was too repulsive for me, as I am straight. Especially the toilets.
My gay buddy from work told me bars were crippled anyway because most gays nowadays just frick on drugs using Grindr.
Also Vito would be totally ignored unless he showered people with money and coke, because gays are turbo lookism gays that want supermodels with abs and 17 year old baby face. Unless you go to some weird fetish bar for fat hairy dudes.
>I used to go to some mixed gay bars to pick up trans chicks
>as I am straight
>gays are turbo lookism gays
Lol no homosexuals will frick anything with a hole attached to them
Sure there are some sophisticated gays out there but thats the exception
Threaten them. In the times this took place the old school families were already dead. Nobody would give a frick except as gossip and maybe trying to rip you off more or try to outrank you. There wasn't any "honor" left. You just threaten them, offer to pay them off, etc. Use your status as a made man to shut them up. These are guys who frick prostitutes, cheat, steal, murder, etc. It's not the hardest group of people to bribe into silence. They were there to see him there too. Real easy to go "these homosexuals were the ones there as a couple and i just went in to collect".
You don't. Same shit happened to me an hour from my hometown.
Wack them.
whack the guy off
then ask if he stay quite or i need to do oral also
dude, thank you
I knew for years Vito reminded me of someone else dressed real gay for gay stuff but I couldn’t place it.
Also see Mr Slave from Southpark
Do we actually have to see I'm take it up the ass?
Id kill them both and either hide their bodies or tell Tony the truth and gamble that as long as nobody else knows, he’d have my back since I make so much money for him.
I know mobsters are serious guys but it seems a little extreme to kill a guy over a joke
>IT'S A JOKE! LOOK DO YOU THINK I'D ACTUALLY SUCK A MAN OFF IF IT WASN'T A JOKE? HERE LET ME SHOW YOU HOW FUNNY IT IS, TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF
>Hey, gotta support our local businesses right?
>"I like to party, homosexual, you got a fricking problem with it, pussy?"
>Realistically, what do you do in this situation? How do you play it off
Realistically the mob Vito belonged to(Neapolitan) was know for accepting gays and even trans, they might tell him to tone down that shit but nobody would be seeking bloody vendettas against him.
https://nypost.com/2019/12/07/italian-mob-open-to-gay-members-as-long-as-they-dont-parade-it-in-public/
Even the Italian mob has started flying the rainbow flag.
A star prosecutor in Italy has revealed the mafia is now open to gay men — and even has a drag queen in their midst.
“The mafia have evolved along with society,” Nicola Gratteri, an anti-mafia investigator in Calabria, told the Times of London. “Gays can be accepted now, even as foot soldiers, so long as they don’t parade it in public.”
The inspector claims to have intercepted “passionate” letters between a crime boss and a young lieutenant, and has eavesdropped on phone conversations revealing many mafia foot soldiers enjoy transvestite bars. The scion of one crime family is living as a drag queen under the name “Lady Godiva,” the prosecutor found.
I'm sure Italian prosecutors and "anti-mafia investigators" have no agenda in making the Mafia look like a bunch of pathetic homos and trannies
Realistically, it happened in 2005 in America and the article you cited was made in 2019 and is about the Italian mafia.
I don't talk about a TV show for fatherless c**ts a decade after it ended because I can't hold an adult conversation about any other kind of entertainment except capeshit
Follow Sal and whack him there and then
>slide whistle
Why did he lift his head? Is he moronic?
>"'Vito?' Sweetieth, I dunno no 'Vito'. Nameth's Lance, and sorry to say I'm taken by this hunk right here!" then gayly sashay away