Realistically what would you do
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Realistically what would you do
Realistically what would you do
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run away at first, he's fat so get him out of breath then once he’s vulnerable, rush at him and tackle him down and take his knife from him (hypothetically i would already have a knife on me cause I am a very prepared man) and use that knife to stab the shit out of him. GG EZ CLAP.
But he's got a gun
With that thing on his head his peripheral vision is impaired
Split up and tackle him to the ground
Hit the helmet with rocks so he's can't take the helmet off
Leave
>pretend to tie your shoes
>grab a handful and dirt
>throw it at his face
>b-line towards him while he's distracted
>tackle him and retrieve his gun
>have the girl call the police while you hold him at gunpoint
this but i forcibly rape him first. He is my b***h now and he needs to know that.
Wow anon, if I was a murderer I’d definitely be putting you on my hit list
>What's with the getup, pal? This a stickup - or are you just ugly?
>Go ahead, take my wallet. The Chief hasn't paid me since my little run-in with Mayor Sneed. Or as I like to call him... chuck!
>*chuck a rock at his head and pull out my .38 snub nose*
>Thanks for the crosshair. Looks like both of us are gettin' blown tonight.
>BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
>Nice of him to wear a bodybag.
>Come on, toots. I need a drink
He's wearing a chest plate
Shooting him won't help
I’d ditch that stupid mask, I’m not leaving any witnesses and I do t want anything obscuring my aim in case poindexter makes a run for it
Use the woman as a human shield.
Shoot them
Use her as a human shield and rush him.
>California summer
>dressed all in black
>moronic mask on
I’d just run, jump in the lake maybe if I felt it was needed, hitting a moving target is difficult especially past 10 yards especially if you have a gay mask on
>We're not so different, you and I
Then offer to be his sidekick
>call him by his name 3x times
>ted cruise
>ted cruise
>ted cruise
>the spell works and he vanishes for 45 years untill he decides to run for president
die.
I would do what no one bothered to do... i'd have removed a rib so I could suck Paul from the Wonder Years's dick.
One of us goes towards the water to dive in, the other towards the road. Bullets don’t travel far through water and I can’t imagine this fella is gonna stick around if at least one person is actively escaping.
he has the high ground, its already over
die fighting
Use the girl as a human shield and rush him, tackling him and then take his weapons
Dodge
>run and dive into the water
>swim underwater so the bullets dont reach me
>we gracefully swim away and get help
>timestop
>frick the woman
>smile at him
>pull out gun
>put it in my mouth
>wink
>kill myself
That'll frick him up for a little while.
I wouldn’t do anything. I would just listen to what he has to say. And that’s what no one did…
Get off the x and skin that smoke wagon.
Carry girlfriend on my back and running
Recognize my Californian voting habits led to this moment.
call him the n word