Realistically what would you do

Realistically what would you do

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    run away at first, he's fat so get him out of breath then once he’s vulnerable, rush at him and tackle him down and take his knife from him (hypothetically i would already have a knife on me cause I am a very prepared man) and use that knife to stab the shit out of him. GG EZ CLAP.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But he's got a gun

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With that thing on his head his peripheral vision is impaired
    Split up and tackle him to the ground
    Hit the helmet with rocks so he's can't take the helmet off
    Leave

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pretend to tie your shoes
    >grab a handful and dirt
    >throw it at his face
    >b-line towards him while he's distracted
    >tackle him and retrieve his gun
    >have the girl call the police while you hold him at gunpoint

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this but i forcibly rape him first. He is my b***h now and he needs to know that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow anon, if I was a murderer I’d definitely be putting you on my hit list

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What's with the getup, pal? This a stickup - or are you just ugly?
    >Go ahead, take my wallet. The Chief hasn't paid me since my little run-in with Mayor Sneed. Or as I like to call him... chuck!
    >*chuck a rock at his head and pull out my .38 snub nose*
    >Thanks for the crosshair. Looks like both of us are gettin' blown tonight.
    >BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
    >Nice of him to wear a bodybag.
    >Come on, toots. I need a drink

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's wearing a chest plate
      Shooting him won't help

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d ditch that stupid mask, I’m not leaving any witnesses and I do t want anything obscuring my aim in case poindexter makes a run for it

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Use the woman as a human shield.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot them

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Use her as a human shield and rush him.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >California summer
    >dressed all in black
    >moronic mask on
    I’d just run, jump in the lake maybe if I felt it was needed, hitting a moving target is difficult especially past 10 yards especially if you have a gay mask on

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We're not so different, you and I
    Then offer to be his sidekick

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >call him by his name 3x times
    >ted cruise
    >ted cruise
    >ted cruise
    >the spell works and he vanishes for 45 years untill he decides to run for president

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    die.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would do what no one bothered to do... i'd have removed a rib so I could suck Paul from the Wonder Years's dick.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of us goes towards the water to dive in, the other towards the road. Bullets don’t travel far through water and I can’t imagine this fella is gonna stick around if at least one person is actively escaping.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he has the high ground, its already over

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    die fighting

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Use the girl as a human shield and rush him, tackling him and then take his weapons

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dodge

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >run and dive into the water
    >swim underwater so the bullets dont reach me
    >we gracefully swim away and get help

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >timestop
    >frick the woman

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >smile at him
    >pull out gun
    >put it in my mouth
    >wink
    >kill myself
    That'll frick him up for a little while.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn’t do anything. I would just listen to what he has to say. And that’s what no one did…

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get off the x and skin that smoke wagon.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Carry girlfriend on my back and running

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Recognize my Californian voting habits led to this moment.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    call him the n word

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