Realistically, what would you do in this situation?
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kick the little quirky reddit homosexual in his face and tell him to purge his butthole instead
Shoot him
Hand over the nig
This, but unironically.
I'd also shoot them when they turn their backs for violating the NAP, though.
he's obviously some little rich c**t so I tie him and his friends up, get him to wire me some money instead of purging him and while I have him tied up we realize we're both based and we become friends 🙂
Is rape legal?
I have like 100lbs on that twink i would toss him across town before he can blink
>No Purge movie focusing on a small town where the Purge is only ever used for shenanigans like smoking pot or illegal camping.
>One year someone actually gets murdered.
>Local law enforcement has to set out to find the perp and bring them to justice before the Purge is over.
>They catch them too late and can't do anything.
>Town decides to kill the fricker anyway and just claim it happened on Purge night.
that's actually a good idea, I think there was a Purge tv show that this could've been part of
The real question is why no one killed the rich & stole their shit.
Hire this man, hire him right now you fricking cowards.
Man it'd be fricking cheap to film too. Georgia still has a tax rebate for productions that film there, just film on location in some actual small town in the south. It'd be so fricking easy.
This would actually be a kino film. Could even be Noir Detective themed.
I like this. I've only seen the first film but I could tell it would've been better in unusual settings like that instead of a bloodbath in a city.
>Stoner protagonist living in a university town is about to get kicked out and sent back home to work on a farm or some shit. Needs to turn in his final/remedial paper to pass.
>Due date is purge night.
>Being a fricking moron he sleeps in or some shit and has to make his way across town with his essay to submit it before midnight.
>Along the way he gets attacked by a bunch of purgers.
>One in particular is right outside his house at the beginning of the film and presents the first threat. He avoids him fairly early on and the dangers escalate from there (next encounter is a group of people, next one has a car or something idk).
>But that first enemy shows up multiple times throughout the film and becomes a recurring antagonist. Presumably mad that the kid escaped from him the first time (and or the kid cut off one of his fingers in self defense or something so now he has a grudge).
>At the end of the film the kid is making a mad dash to submit the paper on time, gets it time-stamped and through the mail slot at 11:58 as the enemy is charging down on him with a flamethrower or something.
>Announcement bell goes off signalling purge is over.
>Antagnoist sighs, drops flamethrower and removes mask. It was his prof who was originally just going to vandalize the student's house because he hated him but then saw him leaving, figured out what he was doing, and tried to stop him all movie.
Make it a horror comedy and throw in some supporting cast members (maybe someone who protects him in exchange for money or something; a love interest who turns out to be evil; that sort of thing) and go from there.
KINOOOOOOO
Why did the first movie have clear racial subtext but every sequel replaced it with screamingly predictable and one dimensional racial text
They even play around with "they don't hate him because he's black, they hate him because he's homeless, if he were a white homeless dude they'd hunt him just as ruthlessly" but then the entire rest of the franchise forgets about this
Marxists gave up on Marxism to become even more obnoxious
But the plate carrier on and put on a pot of coffee.
>"frick off, we're full"
>give him 5 seconds to frick off
>activate the door-mounted sixteen gauge brain sublimator
>grab the hand-held double barrel brain sublimator
>tell the others to pick up their trash and frick off
>?????
>one day to commit any crime you want and you can't be punished for it
>the dad doesn't frick his 23-year old daughter and kill her boyfriend
totally took me out of the movie
AR through the mailslot
Are traps legal on Purge night?
During the purge traps are not gay anymore, but afterwards they're gay again.
okay, now hear me out. What if you frick a qt trap on purge night, but then when you wake up, he's still in your bed, but fully clothed?
Fine, as long as you're fully clothed too. Just two guys sharing a bed, like on road trips.
>le evil blonde white guy
Maybe kill them all Royce style.
I would use chemical warfare to kill everyone in the neighborhood
>It's against the rules
don't care
Shoot him and his homosexual friends from the window
Home Alone his face with acid
>woman wants to leave her husband
>she waits until after the Purge to file for divorce for obvious reasons
>he saved her life during the Purge
>she serves him
>the man is extra furious and tries to delay it as long as possible so he can kill her the following year
Do you think Chris Watts would have waited for purge day to do it or was he too assdrunk?
kek was thinking of Chris when I typed that
spending another whole year with his wife sounds like a daunting task but if she's the one that wants to leave him then Chris could live with the ass mistress
>File to divorce your husband
>He keeps delaying and making up excuses
>Seems happy on the surface but you can't help but notice purge is one month away...
I mean you could have a drama about a woman thinking her husband is going to murder her and have her try to kill him first.
Plot twist:
>husband serves her the divorce paper... 1 hour before the purge
>kicks her out
Chris Watts was so dumb/unlucky he would've fricked it up somehow and got arrested. Like the time of death is 1 min after the scheduled time or something.
I wouldn't let my stupid homosexual kid open the door to the nig in the first place
>turn on speaker
>"Ummmm.... Black person"
>go back to bed
Toss grenade outside.
They all blow up and die.
>all crime legal
>everyone immediately goes to killing each other
>no one making drugs or commiting tax evasion or robbing banks and shit
Is Lois committing tax evasion here?
>tax evasion
filing taxes is on a different day, so that would probably be considered when the crime took place.
But yeah, heists or fraud that could be contained entirely during the purge period would be great ideas.
Pretty straight forward - "And I am giving you a timeframe as well. It is shorter than yours though, and I havent decided how much. Could be five minutres before yours, or it could be right now, but you are on the clock too. Go Away."
call my friend John.
What's stopping me from bashing this smug looking b***h the next day?
THE LAW
How would a heist movie on purge night work?
Pull the string I prepared in advance to activate my genius contraption that blasts the little homosexual's head with a torch.
Shoot him in the dick with my shotgun, then frick his girl while he bleeds out