If you aint biting off dicks right away when being forced to suck off a guy you deserve to be raped. Always make rapists pay with their manhood, and watch them sink into despair. Always make them bleed like the gays they are.
I didn't even bother just the first thing to come to mind. Lighten the frick up chudcelerrino, or else I put you in a dress and frick your boipussy to a pulp
>find big blackest gorilla >tell White guy that the gorilla has claimed me, and he better not catch him talking to me >go to gorilla >tell him White guy told him to stay away from me since I'm built for BWC and already claimed >watch them beat each other half to death >frick them both in the ass
>>>tell White guy that the gorilla has claimed me, and he better not catch him talking to me
Okay but what if he just tries to rape you on the spot just to spite the black guy?
How come red and the others inmate did nothing even after Andy had gained their respect and friendship ? They just kept talking about this like "not my problem" when it was only 3 guys, they could all have ganged up on them and teach them a lesson.
This doesn't really happen that much in prison. The very weakest of the weak experience this. The first time someone fricks with you, and they will frick with you, you have to fight. Otherwise it will just keep happening. People realize it's not with the trouble with you, itll happen alot less. But you are gana have to fight in prison.
The fact is, we all started out as someone's little angel. And a place like this forces us to become warriors or victims. Nothing in between can exist here.
>People realize it's not with the trouble with you
We're not dealing with animals here, you fricking moron. They'll continue fricking with you because there's nothing else to do
>The soft tissues of his anus stretched and split. Anon dare not cry out and risk future, more horrible punishment. So he pressed his eyes as tight as he could, as the tears streamed down his face, and the blood down his rectum.
He could have went to the warden and requested help the first moment those homosexuals showed interest in him, instead of waiting to get raped and beaten up multiple times. I thought Andy was supposed to be smart.
first you smuggle in an avocado homie, then you make some guacamole. you rub the guacamole between the cheeks that way your ass is safe from someone trying to push your shit in essay. you hear me holmes
Suck his dick for protection but no anal. He’d be craving my bussy but I’d hold out until eventually I say it needs to be romantic and make a list of demands. He’d be running around calling shots, buying hooped weed, procuring quality toilet wine and finding rose petals. In the meantime I’d be getting butt slammed by three of the biggest baddest BBC anyones ever seen. The moment he has our romantic night organized and is ready to take my turdcutter virginity I’d pay a lame to tell him about my BBC escapades. He’d shiv the lame and hang himself out of sorrow.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
By not being a b***h. The nat geo jail documentary about the anime loving incel that went to prison (Thomas Boggs) is a perfect example of this. On induction day he and other scrawny teen crooks got goofed on and tested by the other cons. A dork with glasses that had been institutionalized before recognized what was happening and got in a fight within hours of arriving and showed he wasn't a b***h. Boggs acted like the cringe incel he was doing Naruto poses and got fricked out by his roommates the first night.
You gotta go in swinging. Once people see you're not a b***h you'll be able to coast the time.
Is he the one where they had an interview with prison staff and he was totally oblivious to the danger he was in? I remember this woman was looking at him like he was the biggest moron on the planet.
>Letting the cops take you alive
You already are a b***h. Fun fact. Rape happens in prison and jail. And it ain't just the fricking Black folk and hispanics doing it but the guards. They call it cavity searches but always have the biggest shit eating grins when they have to do it. Only good pig is when they're bacon. As in fried.
I remember reading something years ago about some dude's experience in prison. He said that prison rapes were a real and regular thing. He wasn't a big guy so he had to become a b***h but he learned to own it and realised it gave him some power over the guys, the way a woman would have over them. It made him someone to be protected. Don't know if it was all bullshit or the whole thing was a fever dream but it really made me think.
that's from some weird magazine or pamphlet that was supposed to be like a scared straight-type deal but was actually some kind of fetish shit. never determined if it was "real".
tell them i'm in prison for biting fifty guys dicks off
In a row?
They’d just knock your teeth out
If you aint biting off dicks right away when being forced to suck off a guy you deserve to be raped. Always make rapists pay with their manhood, and watch them sink into despair. Always make them bleed like the gays they are.
not an expert, but I guess it is pretty hard to bite of a dick, more like you have to chew it off
>not an expert, but I guess it is pretty hard to bite of a dick, more like you have to chew it off
Good thing I'm on keto
I'd let them frick me in the ass to their heart's content and that's what no one else did
>Sorry, but I'm a top
slap his ass (no homo)
What is this gay shit from?
banshee, I know because I thought it was from Oz and became very confused when the character never showed up in the final season
Banshee, he smashes guy's head in the same scene
>filename
Lol that skinhead look like the engineer space jockey from Prometheus!
read the filename you dumb ESL frick
I didn't even bother just the first thing to come to mind. Lighten the frick up chudcelerrino, or else I put you in a dress and frick your boipussy to a pulp
fricking NPC
This is 100% a bot post. I mean no one can possibly sound this stupid, right?
damn Powder got jacked?
So thats where the engineers got the black goo from
is this the show where they stab someone in the stomach and then frick the stab hole?
Tell the warden. Call me a snitch I'm not getting raped
lol this little gay WANTS to be raped
you snitch and you don't just become the sisters' b***h, you become EVERYONE'S b***h.
>find big blackest gorilla
>tell White guy that the gorilla has claimed me, and he better not catch him talking to me
>go to gorilla
>tell him White guy told him to stay away from me since I'm built for BWC and already claimed
>watch them beat each other half to death
>frick them both in the ass
>Yojimbo but its a prison and the guy is trying to escape anal rape
Id'e watch it
>>>tell White guy that the gorilla has claimed me, and he better not catch him talking to me
Okay but what if he just tries to rape you on the spot just to spite the black guy?
Then I guess you're fricked.
How come red and the others inmate did nothing even after Andy had gained their respect and friendship ? They just kept talking about this like "not my problem" when it was only 3 guys, they could all have ganged up on them and teach them a lesson.
I guess they also fricked andy. Never thought about that lol
If it was actually only 3 guys, I'm sure they would have.
This doesn't really happen that much in prison. The very weakest of the weak experience this. The first time someone fricks with you, and they will frick with you, you have to fight. Otherwise it will just keep happening. People realize it's not with the trouble with you, itll happen alot less. But you are gana have to fight in prison.
t. Never went to prison and just finished watching shotcaller
The fact is, we all started out as someone's little angel. And a place like this forces us to become warriors or victims. Nothing in between can exist here.
>But you are gana have to fight in prison.
Nah. I never had to do any of that shit. Maybe you're just an unlikable homosexual?
t. Gave up their tater tots like b***hes
>People realize it's not with the trouble with you
We're not dealing with animals here, you fricking moron. They'll continue fricking with you because there's nothing else to do
Tell them my dad could beat up their dad. Alway got me out of a jam in high school
My dad works at Nintendo and he'll hear about this
Ask him if he ever got mistaken for a man
Andy Dufresne thought they meant ILLEGAL ALIENS!
Get raped in the ass, I guess.
>I don't want his tax expertise
>I want his chonchon!
Tell them politely that I'm not interested. Also mentioned that I have hemorrhoids. My teeth are also sharp due to biting forks often.
>Also mentioned that I have hemorrhoids.
what's that gonna do lol it just means you suffer more when they frick your ass
Hope that Morgan Freeman can narrate me getting my bussy blown out
>The soft tissues of his anus stretched and split. Anon dare not cry out and risk future, more horrible punishment. So he pressed his eyes as tight as he could, as the tears streamed down his face, and the blood down his rectum.
Friendship ended with Bullgays Now Warden is best friend
Get that shit pushed in
you sound excited by the prospect. giddy, even
>He need Henry Rollins but Mexican.
Is a prostate orgasm enjoyable?
it's as enjoyable as you want it to be, because it's not real
Drop to my knees and open my my mouth. Slava Ukraini.
He could have went to the warden and requested help the first moment those homosexuals showed interest in him, instead of waiting to get raped and beaten up multiple times. I thought Andy was supposed to be smart.
shit
Id be the biggest bawd in prison
>that frame
>those hands
i'm mirin
first you smuggle in an avocado homie, then you make some guacamole. you rub the guacamole between the cheeks that way your ass is safe from someone trying to push your shit in essay. you hear me holmes
Suck his dick for protection but no anal. He’d be craving my bussy but I’d hold out until eventually I say it needs to be romantic and make a list of demands. He’d be running around calling shots, buying hooped weed, procuring quality toilet wine and finding rose petals. In the meantime I’d be getting butt slammed by three of the biggest baddest BBC anyones ever seen. The moment he has our romantic night organized and is ready to take my turdcutter virginity I’d pay a lame to tell him about my BBC escapades. He’d shiv the lame and hang himself out of sorrow.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
*makes way to the black part of the shower*
Rape him first. Same situation with a zombie apocalypse. Eat them before they can eat you.
Andy wanted it in the ass, not the mouth.
Was that the right choice?
I was in state prison for five years and I didn't see anyone get raped, there are so many boys that will give it up for free it's not worth it.
Maybe it was different in ye olde homophobic days.
rape him first
By not being a b***h. The nat geo jail documentary about the anime loving incel that went to prison (Thomas Boggs) is a perfect example of this. On induction day he and other scrawny teen crooks got goofed on and tested by the other cons. A dork with glasses that had been institutionalized before recognized what was happening and got in a fight within hours of arriving and showed he wasn't a b***h. Boggs acted like the cringe incel he was doing Naruto poses and got fricked out by his roommates the first night.
You gotta go in swinging. Once people see you're not a b***h you'll be able to coast the time.
Is he the one where they had an interview with prison staff and he was totally oblivious to the danger he was in? I remember this woman was looking at him like he was the biggest moron on the planet.
>Letting the cops take you alive
You already are a b***h. Fun fact. Rape happens in prison and jail. And it ain't just the fricking Black folk and hispanics doing it but the guards. They call it cavity searches but always have the biggest shit eating grins when they have to do it. Only good pig is when they're bacon. As in fried.
I’d make Andy dress as a woman while I make love to him in the ass.
honestly, If i was sent to a hardcore maximum prison. I'd kill myself, Im way too attractive and I know I would be raped within 48 hours
goddamn i wish i could go to prison and have my butthole forcibly penised on the daily
post bussy
Post ass gaygit.
Shit yourself regularly so your ass is always covered in poop
I remember reading something years ago about some dude's experience in prison. He said that prison rapes were a real and regular thing. He wasn't a big guy so he had to become a b***h but he learned to own it and realised it gave him some power over the guys, the way a woman would have over them. It made him someone to be protected. Don't know if it was all bullshit or the whole thing was a fever dream but it really made me think.
that's from some weird magazine or pamphlet that was supposed to be like a scared straight-type deal but was actually some kind of fetish shit. never determined if it was "real".
Act so off the charts insane that the COs keep me in solitary the whole time.
So guards just stand around and let prisoners rape each other?
Nothing. I would just sit there and listen, which is what nobody did
Put razor blades up my ass
say you're a trans mtf, get sent to women's prison, and drown in pussy
I'd bet anything that it wasn't consential and the media is just trying to dull the blow.
>not inserting a safety plug that has a spike going outwards in your ass the moment you get in prison
ngmi
Elbow his nose
kick out his ankle footing
hold him down and put my knee on his neck
he'll be dead in a minute
do a 360 and walk away