Realistically, what would you do in this situation?

Realistically, what would you do in this situation?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    tell them about jesus and how a lightning has stroke the actor 2000 years later
    and that the israelites make them fight us then convert them to chistianity and leave them an example of mein kampf and say farewell

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is it even possible to be fat in jungle ?

      you mean israelitesus dude who covers his eye in photos ?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        illerminati comfird

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A post by an actual 8-year old

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why were the people who inhabited north and south America so incredibly violent for their entire histories as isolated civilizations and are now incredibly violent as integrated minority populations within larger, substantially less violent civilizations that have utterly replaced the native people's culture therefore leaving nothing but genetics to account for the violence?

    The hell is with that?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, let me show you a counter example. Historically in Brazil, most crime violence is commited by the mulattos/blacks. Part indian/Part White Brazilians live peacefully integrated withe the White (yeah, they exist) or almost White people in the places and regions of their country that are functional societies and both are terrorized by blacks .

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the Aztecs were seen as weird and cruel even by neighboring civilizations

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ~~*((Aztecs*~~*~~))

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cough in thier general direction and wait a bit.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    grab hold of his wiener and balls as fast as i humanly could, and as he gulps in panic i try to snatch that sharp weapon from him.
    i cut as many of my own artery as i can in the hopes to die quick after i squish that wienerroach's balls.
    enjoy the european plagues and colonization btw.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Run backwards so I'll see the spear coming

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hit all the blue guys first try

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FIRST RANK! FIRE!
    >SECOND RANK! FIRE!
    >THIRD RANK! FIRE!

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Run really fast in a zigzagging way

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost itt

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder why those guys in blue were dipped in the porta potty and hope I'm not next

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    fard
    XD

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tel them I hope they get gang raped by a pack of Spaniards.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't do a single thing. I would listen, and that's what no one else did.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn’t even run away. I’d fight them and win. Im a big guy, for them

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realize being a big guy isn’t so great in a spearchucking rock slinging competition

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is an example of what I like to call “Small Guy Mentality”

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fine with my heritage being a broad European mishmash but it must be cool as frick to be able to unlock blood memories like this

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That actor is probably an even weirder mix than you are

        >He is a mixed blood descendant of Tlaxcalan (Nahuatl), Ute, Apache, Comanche, Pueblo., French, Sephardic israelite and Andalusian Moor.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I try to tell a girl I like her

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could kill them easy as cutting through butter.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd wait for the good guys to show up and save me.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reddit actually thought the movie was trying to say that the coming Europeans would save Jaguar Paw, instead of rightfully recognizing the bleak ending of Jaguar Paw fleeing one danger directly into another

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are joking right? no one is that fricking stupid

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing good about this scene was that two of the people trying to kill the MC spot the Spaniards approaching and "What the frick is that?!" so hard they lose interest in killing the MC.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the only good thing about this scene is the entirety of the scene and its purpose in the film

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That wasn't the entire scene anon. There was a fight at the very beginning of it that was far more interesting.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would point behind them and yell ICE

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Black 5 pixel inner stroke on the subtitles
      Thank you to the moron who did those. Can't even read the fricking things

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Little plague girl is all growed up

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      me on the right

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Choot dem.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    my ancestors 🙂

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