Realistically, what would you do in this situation?

Realistically, what would you do in this situation?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What could you do? Just close your eyes and hope it doesn't hurt too much.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could probably back up and hope others turn it off in time

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't do a single thing. I would listen to what the lazers had to say, and that's what no one did.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pray to allah

      He literally just had to take like 2 steps back. What a dumb question

      Headbutt the lasers like zinadine zidane

      Blame Trump

      Kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They did try listen to the lasers, but the lasers had nothing to say coz they were utter morons.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pray to allah

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He literally just had to take like 2 steps back. What a dumb question

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Die.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Move to the back of the room where the lazers didn't reach

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mirror suit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where do you buy that?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Headbutt the lasers like zinadine zidane

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Discombobulate

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dive head first

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally the only correct answer. End it as quick as possible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      step back and try and shoot myself instead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, because they're lasers, and their cutting power depends on how long any part of your body is exposed to them directly, this might actually work to survive. If you dove fast enough they wouldn't cut you

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blame Trump

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turn the power off

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what would you do in this situation?
    But im not in that situation,OP
    I dont understand.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take a step back and literally frick my own face

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 360 and walk away.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would just turn 360 degrees and leave the Apple store.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would hold up a mirror and reflect the lasers back at themselves

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cum

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This

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  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whip out my dick and cum in 2 seconds..one..last..time

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >frick the red queen
    I'd risk being listed as an offender outside than die inside the facility

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >betraying umbrella ever.
      you will have zombie AIDS and four heads before the month ends.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stand in between two full length mirrors

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    360 and walk away

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you'd be facing forward

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was a stupid scene.
    Why wouldn't the lasers just be a grid to begin with.
    Why be a jungle gym first?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    turn to milla make eye contact and jerk off

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    take one step backwards, where the lasers stop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It stopped because it's controlled by a sadistic AI and it finished it's job. If you stepped back it would just go further.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        source?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, the AI that they meet on the other fricking side of the hallway.

          But there is this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Resident Evil (2002).

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Step back
    the lasers only went to part of the room
    It's why nobody else got hurt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's why nobody else got hurt
      Nobody else got hurt because they were all dead frick nut.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Theoretically if I ran fast enough the lasers would do minimal damage right?
    Like how hot would they have to be to kill me if I was running full speed into them?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unless youre literally the flash i dont think youd be able to run fast enough. but i dont know the science behind that

      This was a stupid scene.
      Why wouldn't the lasers just be a grid to begin with.
      Why be a jungle gym first?

      similar things happen in a lot of shows/movies. sometimes it makes sense other times it doesnt. in this case it might be a bit too convenient but it can be explained by just believing the red queen was toying with them

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Use pocket mirrors to redirect them

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, the AI that they meet on the other fricking side of the hallway.

      But there is this [...]

      theres clearly a thick bulletproof glass panel there

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back up to the door seeing as it was shut down a literal second after he died.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Laser is light, you can't freeze light.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in the 5th movie alice survives by jumping up into a vent or something on the ceiling. i dont remember exactly

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cum

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Run to the door because the lasers don't go to the end of the room

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    coomers needa drink water if they can block lasers

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spray them my emergency laser freezer

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back up and lay flat against the back wall, buying yourself another second or two that your friends outside might use to disable the laser with their Hollywood hacking skills.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot as many laser sources as i could.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Survive because I'm not a sissy who gets hurt by a little bit of light

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    develop reality warping powers, break the 4th wall and punch the storywriter in the dick

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Piss on the lasers and short circuit them

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's stop by itself, or there is a time window to dodge it.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd call the lasers racist and humanphobic

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