Realistically, what would you do in this situation?

Realistically, what would you do in this situation?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turn bright red
    >make an excuse to leave the room
    >come back when she's gone
    >jerk off

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kannnchooooooooooo

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd frick her, every way a man can take a woman
    when men cheat its just sex, its like jerking off but with another persons bodyparts
    when a woman cheats, she gets all emotionally entangled
    thats why women cheating is worse, men cheating aint that bad
    that being said
    cheating is acceptable for latinos and black men, but not so much from whites and asians, we expect better from them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try Jorge

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if she didnt work with me. Cant be fricking around with some hoe who works with your wife

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japan is full of cheaters. Its pretty fricking normal for them. Probs contributes to their shit birth rate cause nobody fricking trusts their partner.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never thought their Shinto-Buddhist ways would spawn such infidelity.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is why we expect more from both asians and whites, take your rightful place, leave the fricking around to us and blacks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will Smith proves that theory

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      these are just the cold hard facts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're white you can cheat on your wife too, just wait until she starts nagging and withholding sex and letting go of her body. That's how you know it's time to start banging prostitutes. Before that is just greedy.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SNIIIIIFF

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her pushiness seemed so fake and forced. no girl acts like that lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes they do, when a woman wants to frick a guy she can be just like a man. even worse sometimes, because they don't know how to be subtle or smooth.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not around us involuntary celibates, there you are correct.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first time I had sex was when a girl called me out of nowhere and asked if I wanted to come over and frick her. I spoke to her for about 5 minutes a few days before and gave her my number. Women are whorish sometimes, thank God

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah there's nothing like a good ole fashion Cinemaphile larp.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >And then everyone clapped

          You guys are acting like babies. It's true and I dated her for 2 years

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And then everyone clapped

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he knew he was being recorded
    he shouldve told the camera man to leave so he could bang this sloot

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would start raping at 100 words per minute

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would’ve just had sex with her. Way hotter than Pam for sure

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      like to say I'd do this
      but I'd probably do this

      >turn bright red
      >make an excuse to leave the room
      >come back when she's gone
      >jerk off

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is da bidge wearing boxers?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the braps

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd probably text my buddy l-nan a silly meme ploc to make him bug out on his smoke break

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bends over like a wild animal in front of random guy to initiate sex
    Do women really?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry you haven't had much experience with women and sex Anon, you know it's pretty fun and feels very good, you should try it sometime.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's purpose is to create progeny. You don't wipe your ass, if you haven't taken a shit, do ya?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It has many purposes, one of the major ones is to pair-bond two people of the opposite sex. Aside from that, we often do things that don't actually have any relevant purpose, like posting on this caustic, shitsink of a website.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought we were communicating, as social creatures do.

            wiping your ass doesn't feel good though, it's just a necessary part of hygiene. sex is fun, it can be one of the best physical and emotional experiences in your life, in the right circumstances

            If doesn't feel good, why do gay people shove penis up there?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >If doesn't feel good, why do gay people shove penis up there?
              I wouldn't know, you're the one saying ass wiping is the same as sex

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same as in, actions without purpose, lead to destruction of the soul.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ass wiping has a purpose, and so does recreational sex

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said ass wiping without having taken a shit. Try to keep up, if you want to know happiness.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          wiping your ass doesn't feel good though, it's just a necessary part of hygiene. sex is fun, it can be one of the best physical and emotional experiences in your life, in the right circumstances

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nooo virgin!!!
        Try another insult.
        >Simplifying my point to this extent
        I'm not a looney tunes character salivating over a woman simply bending over like some dog in heat.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You seem upset bud, calm down we're just having a chat.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Doesn't have an argument
            I accept your concession.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DUDE HAHA SEX IT FEEL GOOD HAHA LOOK AT ME I HAVE LE SEX LE SEX LE SEX!!!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's right though, it does feel good. do you think it doesn't feel good? why would you think that?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >LE SEX EVERYTHING IS ABOUT LE SEX HAHAHA MY LE PENIS IN LE vegana SEX SEX SEX COOM!!!

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh, you're actually moronic. sorry, as you were.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >oh, you're actually moronic. sorry, as you were.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you seem upset

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He looks calm

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                he just called you moronic because you are, simple as

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          as an ace volcel I completely agree

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >LE SEX EVERYTHING IS ABOUT LE SEX HAHAHA MY LE PENIS IN LE vegana SEX SEX SEX COOM!!!

          >oh, you're actually moronic. sorry, as you were.

          Wait, are you actually arguing that sex doesn't feel good?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn't know, I'm a virgin.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >LE SEX EVERYTHING IS ABOUT LE SEX HAHAHA MY LE PENIS IN LE vegana SEX SEX SEX COOM!!!

          >oh, you're actually moronic. sorry, as you were.

          >moronic images
          >straw man + unironic autistic virgin greentexting
          >this is zoomer “advanced” bantz

          >sex is actchually not a driving force of human behavior, nor does it feel good, nor is it enjoyable
          Wew

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            did you know there’s other things to do than greentext

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all the sad and gay seethe this post generated
        lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          posts like this are like that thing sitting next to jabba the hutt

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell she can wait in the lobby, that's what it's there for.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      good morning sir

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would sexo, if you sexo good enough then the power switches from her back to you and you gain a little sex slave.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, once you frick she owns you. he has a pregnant wife that works in the same office, if he doesn't do exactly what she wants she could get him divorced, fired and cut off from his child in one move. if she's willing to actively seduce a guy in that position, she's willing to do anything.
      if the sexo is good, that's even more reason for her to cling to him and use him however she wants

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm telling you, if you sexo woman hard enough she will melt for you in every way. Her base state is subservience to a male figure. Now you must seriously perform but if you do you're golden.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are deluded if you think this is true for all women. some women are submissive, yes, but not all of them. some will just think they're now entitled to your dick whenever they want, and will threaten to explode your hole life if you try to deny them or end things.
          women can be just as psychotic and controlling as men, you'll learn this once you start having relationships.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh buddy...this is the primal center of the Male/Female relationship, there are different shades of expression, different tacks, different processes, but in the end every woman is pulled, willingly or not, to the gravity of the man in her life who projects the most sincere and intense masculine energy. Every last one.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              NTA. When you are young and you have no obligations, this is true.
              However, having a pregnant wife will put you in a position of vulnerability unless a different power dynamic was in place.
              Say he doesn't work together with the wife, perhaps he's the only breadwinner and/or the wife is VERY submissive.
              The current situation is very dangerous.

              And as that anon said, read the room. She is not someone you just met in a bar or a trip. She knows EVERYTHING and she doesn't CARE. That should set up a lot of alarm bells.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lay on the ground and look up her ass

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Force my penis inside her vegana, if you get my drift.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gingerly place hand on left outer caf.
    >Lean in for a quick and cheeky kiss on back of the right upper thigh, just a couple inches down from the pantleg.
    >Very calmly and smugly pretend like nothing happened if she tries an "I'm deeply offended!" shit test.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always check out ass, girls already know

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's just say I'd be calling one of those huge hung black guys from the warehouse downstairs to the room right away, I'd stay in the room for surveillance of course... Heh...

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inhale

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd stick me tongue right in that hole and have a right good peep at that minge

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Politely asked her to leave then fall asleep on the phone with my wife while we watch a movie synced up. I used to have to travel about 2 weeks/month and that little ritual was the high point of my day and what i looked forward to every night. Its a shame that so many people have never and will never experience this, or lack the emotional maturity to mold theor relationship into something worth more than some strange from a chick at a work conference.

    Also frick israelites, Black folk, trannies and jannies

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stare, look away, repeat.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fuk pusi

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would never be in this situation because women don't like me, never have, and now that I'm over 30 and balding they never will

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pound away like I'm repairing a pot hole. Regret later when Pam sees the video of our flirting

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would bury my nose in her ass and sniff.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, bear with me here. I would kneel directly behind her so that my face is roughly 6 inches back and four inches down from the current estimated location of her anus. Thusly positioned, I would firmly chop her behind both knees, causing them to buckle and her ass to land on my face at the speed of gravitational acceleration.
    That, more or less, is how I would resolve the situation.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She knew what she was doing, right?

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know the name of the actress?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idris Elba

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    stare directly at her ass and lick my lips

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only polite thing to do is stare. If you don’t it could really give a girl body image issues and she’ll think you’re gay.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tongue her butt wity my dick

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