Realistically, what would you have done in this situation?
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Realistically, what would you have done in this situation?
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>that's weird, i never watch anime as it is an absurd abstraction of reality, practically a caricature medium based genre used to deliver non-nuance depictions to children (read: cartoons) yet the audience is mostly adults who probably have a lot of crossover with atheists and trilby wearers. innately there is something disjointed about this collection of traits of the medium which is why normal people have an aversion to it and the culture and people within the culture naturally.
>heh, i'll just delete it and find another non-troll torrent for kino
What's wrong with being an atheist? Religion is for zoomers and third worlders.
wtf I love zoomers now
Nothing really, I just wanted reactions
*tips fedora*
pill time!
Ywnbaw
>abstractions are for children
Filtered
Anime is super mainstream now. Stop projecting.
With zoomer trannies. Don't care about them.
>Zoomers are obsessed with nip culture
>Meanwhile, Japanese culture promotes: transgenderism, pedophilia, homosexuality, gratuitous violence, suicide, incest, rape
Makes you think
traditional japanese culture is against 3 of these
you have proven nothing
Cope, whitey
Look at all the trannies you’re making seethe
Probably really really want to frick her but resist the urge because I'm too scared of getting #metoo'd later.
sex
she wants it.
>she wants it.
I know, but that doesn't mean she won't spill the beans or israelite you later.
She's gonna israelite you anyway. Might as well have some fun
that only happens if they don't cum hard enough
I wouldn't be able to make her cum hard enough.
#metoo doesn’t happen in the evangelion timeline
Misato was still a prostitute who got passed around
>no penetration
>woman on boy
>rape
Kek try again school teachers rape kids all the time and they never see prison unless its man on girl
>#metoo doesn’t happen in the evangelion timeline
But statutory rape litigation does.
Nothing ever happened to this guy. Tell me with a straight face he didn’t frick rei
She wasn't a real human bean.
Frijol humano
You are obviously not from the U.S. else you would know it got nuffin' to do here with penetration.
What about now?
I would do exactly what Shinji did, but I'd use her hand.
Same as shinji except I coom on her
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>b-b-but–
don't fricking care
Wrong board
kiss her feet
I'd kiss the better feet instead
Realistically? Rail her little body
well if youve got a cousin sister you know what happens next
>cousin sister
Hol up
>he didn't grow up with cousins you treat like siblings
I feel bad for you.
Just use protection, anon, you really don't want a cousin-baby, even if your animes make it seem like such fun
No, I am American. Condoms are just a couple letters away from Communism.
Which prefecture did you teach in?
Japanese aoc laws vary by location.
>cousin sister
Do americans really?
rei
sex
Based
What exactly is the situation?
I don't watch Anime.
>14 year old girl wants to frick a grown man
>He tells her "no way gay" and she spergs out
why is he hanging out with a 14yo
Kaji was responsible for her the same way Misato was for Shinji, at least up until Asuka started living with Misato
No she didn't. How do you figure that? She looked the same except with an eyepatch
Which honestly considering she'd be like 50 shouldn't be the case but there it is.
sadly i watched nge and it was piece of shit, anyway from what i remember the woman babysit shinji but also let her boobs hang out etc, she should put herself in a parent position but she was a dumb alcoholic
Channelled my inner Dale Cooper
>implying anyone would go for Asuka when Misato's there
The wall doesn't exist in 2D land so older girls are always superior. Kaji made the right choice
rebuild mistato after the time skip, hit the wall
Rebuilds aren't canon.
Leave and frick Misato all night
basado
Older adults were meant to teach younger people how to have sex. The new hysteria over age gaps is unnatural
Why lie about something you don't understand on a board where no one believes you? Are you just that stupid?
a better question would be what would I not have done in that situation
Mating press
>Asuka tries to frick Kaji, Kaji declines
>Misato tries to frick Shinji, Shinji declines
Which was more inappropriate?
Misato's because if I recall correctly, she was basically trying to comfort him because Asuka went into a coma and Rei got killed and then showed up again because of the clone business. Shinji was nearing mental collapse and Misato's idea of motherly comfort was sex
It was suppose to be peak fricked up and show why the whole "sexy older lady" thing was in fact fricked up.
Asuka was just trying to appear older because that's what kids her age try to do. Not that weird. Kaji was also way better adjusted and had the correct reaction.
Asuka is just being a normal teenage girl, albeit an assertive one.
Misato is an adult who should know better.
Shinji could die at any moment. But he still acts like a childish brat. Misato was trying to make him a man so he could go out bravely.
misato was using sex as a motivator because its all she really understands in life
>Misato was trying to make him a man so he could go out bravely.
morons don't understand this and think she actually wanted to frick him.
>morons
More like virgins.
…but she says there’s more where that came from after the mission? Was she just gonna give him a handjob? 🙁
>Says she's gonna give him more
>Dies 2 seconds later
Lying b***h
in misatos defense she was living at moment of literal biblical end times, every day could have been the last for the whole humanity, so fricking some teenager to make him a man wasnt terrible thing to do
Was it rape?
Yes
Based woman
Yes, but laws don't apply during the Third Impact so who cares
>low test Asukas
>What's wrong with being an atheist Religion is for zoomers and third worlders.
Would have gone for it
This nogga really went for busted, used up pussy when asuka was literally begging him
>busted, used up pussy
bottom-tier, pedo take ngl
Its in the anime. It comes up in that scene where she and kaji get drunk and frick and all you see when they talk is a night stand. She talks about previous relationships and how she gives herself up easily. If she wasn’t a rostie, I would post accordingly.
weeb trash for simp shitters
asuka is built for sex
Asuka has a 99% chance of dying horribly in the next year. All of them eventually had that low chance of survival. At that point, go hog wild, she's never gonna grow up to experience normal sex and relationships anyway
If you have any experience with REAL girls, you know girls like Asuka are the most insufferable human to be around.
Imagine the vanity of a tiktok prostitute, with an a degree at age of 14 and being pampered as the saviour princes of human race through the whole life.
No wonder Shinji became gay.
Probably suck Kaji's dick
Depends on whether or not I knew the world was going to end soon.
If I did, of course I would, if I didn´t, I be too scared of consequences.
My approach towards the entirety of this show would be a lot more like Coop from Megas XLR than Shinji's nonsense. I'd probably throw on some rock music and use the robot to smash up a hamburger factory.
>be me
>move to Japan to teach English
>conditioned by anime to see all the girls' school uniforms as cumloose
>the older girls don't have to wear their school uniforms, but at that point they're just hot in their own right
>all the girls giggle when they see me and call me "ikemen" and flirt with me
Do they write love notes on their eyelids so when they blink you see it and get flustered?
No but one girl said, "You have beautiful eyes," and I didn't know what to say to her. Sometimes they bring their friends to me and say, "She really likes you."
You know what to do
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Nips like twinks though. They're scared of muscle
>using Google Translate and not Jisho
Wtf why does google say twink?
Because it's designed to be wrong and corrupt Japanese speech
This is all part of big tech's demoralization campaign against western men.
Frick Misato and rape Maya
Had sex with a mentally ill teenager
Id ravage her like it was my last day on Earth, because it probably would be.
Kaji did the right thing. fugging her would have messed up her mental development even more.
Rape.
can't rape the willing
I would have molested her. Obviously.
Just kidding I'm not an incel ____________ 😉 ____________
don't worry, your upgrade from virgin will eventually happen
don't project so hard ikemen
embarrassing
rape because I hate everyone in this show and Asuka in particular
Probably the same as Kaji. It's an awkward situation so I'd turn her down while trying to react as little as possible.
Why do rightoids give weebs so much shit for being attracted to anime teens, when the Japs are the ones who made them super attractive and hyper-sexualized in the first place?
DRUNK SEX WITH MISATO RIGHT NOW
Asuka is a c**t and people who made cuck porn are c**ts too.
Aside from penpen, was Kaiji the most mentally solid person in the show?
The three desk guys seemed ok
Probably, but Penpen is still the homie