Really? The worst thing Calvin does is just being annoying to others, being self-centered and picking on Susie because he can't handle his crush on her.
Cartman is racist, sexist (and not in the "girls are gross" way Calvin thinks), anti-semitic and fed someone their parents
The would fool around once and then feel so weird that they would start avoiding each other until they meet sometime in their twenties but can't really re-connect because of their own lives not being at the right place.
yes 141583311 homosexual >debates with an imaginary intellectual version of his plush toy that always agrees with him
narcissistic homosexuals like Calvin deserves nothing good
>debates with an imaginary intellectual version of his plush toy that always agrees with him >narcissistic homosexuals like Calvin deserves nothing good
Calvin and Hobbes fight all the time
Realistically, they both would've been completely different people- especially when compared to when they were fricking SIX- which makes this uncharted territory. So yeah, it's possible.
THIS BOARD AND THE ENTIRE CALVIN AND HOBBES FANDOM IS ENTIRELY IGNORANT ON HOW SHIT AND TOXIC PAIRING THEM ARE. SOMEONE MUST COME UP WITH THE BRAVE TASK TO INFORM THE IGNORANT MASSES, AND FOR THAT I APPLAUD OP
I have never understood the drive the twitter fricks have to near constantly assign current year politics to fictional characters, and then get to work hating them. It feels even more fricked when it's a decades old character, which shows an extra added level of lack of awareness of the twitter frick beyond the norm.
Why do we have daily Calvin Susie threads anyway? What is this fascination with a comic that ended thirty years ago about a couple 7 year olds getting along or not?
Deviantart is a shining example that will show anyone how a medium functioning autistic person simply does not get tired of posting the exact same thing over and over and over again.
So many accounts with the same near exact mspaint scribblings posted 10K-20K times. Yes I do mean thousand.
According to this thread Calvin grows up to be a violent narcissist white supremacist Trump supporter--
And that's bad?!
Do you know where you are?
He's based as hell for that. He and Hobbes will save the white race.
Calvin would grow up to be like a smarter version of his dad. Mischievous, a bit of a temper, but tender-hearted. A normal guy. He’d probably have kids of his own and the newly-minted grandparents would tell him stories about all the crazy things he did as a kid, and they’d all have a good laugh
Who knows? some kids come out of puberty as pretty much the same person they were before puberty. Others have a complete personality change and are nothing like they were before hanf.
Stop making these threads
Go out and touch boobs. Girls aren't as bad as you think
Wanna talk about something different related to C&H
What, should we stop having Calvin and Hobbes threads then?
Yeah probably
I welcome C&H discussion though even if it starts with autism and bait
At best they'd settle on being friends
Just friends
Maybe see each other as family but never a couple
Why not?
find something new to obsess over, i implore you
this is the only fate a brat like Calvin deserves.
Really? The worst thing Calvin does is just being annoying to others, being self-centered and picking on Susie because he can't handle his crush on her.
Cartman is racist, sexist (and not in the "girls are gross" way Calvin thinks), anti-semitic and fed someone their parents
How would Calvin fare in the South Park universe
I swear I've seen this thread before
Average suzieBlack person thread.
an autist is spamming threads so he can shriek about Calvin and Susie never being friends
The would fool around once and then feel so weird that they would start avoiding each other until they meet sometime in their twenties but can't really re-connect because of their own lives not being at the right place.
What autism is this?
yes 141583311 homosexual
>debates with an imaginary intellectual version of his plush toy that always agrees with him
narcissistic homosexuals like Calvin deserves nothing good
Hobbes disagrees with Calvin all the time. You didn't read the strip
>imaginary friend disagrees with him
>needs himself to disagree with himself
disgusting.
Get air
>debates with an imaginary intellectual version of his plush toy that always agrees with him
>narcissistic homosexuals like Calvin deserves nothing good
Calvin and Hobbes fight all the time
Stop making these threads.
Realistically, they both would've been completely different people- especially when compared to when they were fricking SIX- which makes this uncharted territory. So yeah, it's possible.
THIS BOARD AND THE ENTIRE CALVIN AND HOBBES FANDOM IS ENTIRELY IGNORANT ON HOW SHIT AND TOXIC PAIRING THEM ARE. SOMEONE MUST COME UP WITH THE BRAVE TASK TO INFORM THE IGNORANT MASSES, AND FOR THAT I APPLAUD OP
He's right
I have never understood the drive the twitter fricks have to near constantly assign current year politics to fictional characters, and then get to work hating them. It feels even more fricked when it's a decades old character, which shows an extra added level of lack of awareness of the twitter frick beyond the norm.
That’s Dobson. He doesn’t believe any of that. He just wanted fit in somewhere, or really, anywhere. This is his tryhard attempt to get some friends.
wtf i love calvin now
He's so stupid
Frick off back to Cinemaphile, conflictgay
Why do we have daily Calvin Susie threads anyway? What is this fascination with a comic that ended thirty years ago about a couple 7 year olds getting along or not?
This has got to be zoomers discovering the comic through the Pocket Compendiums or something.
Deviantart is a shining example that will show anyone how a medium functioning autistic person simply does not get tired of posting the exact same thing over and over and over again.
So many accounts with the same near exact mspaint scribblings posted 10K-20K times. Yes I do mean thousand.
Frick off
According to this thread Calvin grows up to be a violent narcissist white supremacist Trump supporter--
And that's bad?!
Do you know where you are?
He's based as hell for that. He and Hobbes will save the white race.
Calvin wouldn't even like Trump
You're right, too left wing and pussified for him, Calvin would barely even like Hitler and consider him too weak.
Considering Calvin asked his dad how soldiers killing each other would solve the world's problems, I don't think he ended up like that
Calvin would grow up to be like a smarter version of his dad. Mischievous, a bit of a temper, but tender-hearted. A normal guy. He’d probably have kids of his own and the newly-minted grandparents would tell him stories about all the crazy things he did as a kid, and they’d all have a good laugh
Susie looks like a kid version of his sexo mom so yes
Did Susie any friends besides Calvin?
Susie had a birthday party once, that Calvin went to
Why is he so mean
Who knows? some kids come out of puberty as pretty much the same person they were before puberty. Others have a complete personality change and are nothing like they were before hanf.