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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can you guys imagine how good it must feel for a small little white woman to get her pussy stretched by a massive black wiener? Imagine the mixture of smells, imagine his testicles slapping against her butthole as he thrusts his huge virile wiener in and out and shoots his Black person semen inside of her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pussy looking like its shitting
      I will never understand how people can see and not be disgusted.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do incels think this?
      it would hurt like hell you stupid homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      An axe in the year 2159?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >An axe in the year 2159?
        we'll still need those, and fire, wood, knives, etc. gaygit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Tell me why an axe is more effective as a weapon than fire and wood is for heating

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            she's just defending herself against a life threatening creature with the only thing she had at hand good sir.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The action is understandable. The question is why it would be on hand in the first place.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why do firemen have them?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                To chop down wooden doors, wooden barricades, and other such wooden obstacles. There doesn't tend to be much wood going on in a spaceship.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He's just like me!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >He's just like me!
                and looks like me!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How many wood doors and trees do you expect to encounter on a spaceship?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >An axe in the year 2159

        Based moronic Cinemaphile summer poster

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The future depicted in Prometheus is technologically advanced but not to the point humans have lightsabers or laser guns.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's a space axe

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You don't have to break things open in the future?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    an axe would be useful but it would make more sense to have a large prying head opposite the axe blade, not that rinky dink can opener shes holding.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the way of the future

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they have an axe on a spaceship?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for fires?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You don’t even know what you’re talking about

        It has multiple uses. Axe (cut through light metal), prybar, glass breaker, etc.

        Weak rationalization

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Literally the purpose on real ships and you can see the goddamn prybar section and glass breaker, but ok

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >why do you need an axe on a spaceship?
            >”because of all these parts of it that aren’t an axe”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It has multiple uses. Axe (cut through light metal), prybar, glass breaker, etc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Over designed garbage, it would get stuck on the first swing when all that required is a good sharp regular axe.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who would have guessed these where just giants in suits?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I find the way the Engineer died way more underwhelming than any moronic choice by the ship's crew members

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the handle shaped so strangely?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a space ax that's why

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect attention to detail. In low gravity environments a large curve in the ax will help maintain balance when you need to cut down any trees you come across out there in the galaxy.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a space axe

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let me axe you a question:
    are you homosexual?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BRAVO RIDLEY

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TWO WORLD WARS AND CURRENT YEAR

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a FAMAS?

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