Basically a space soap opera without the lame and gay injected shit. Disney could never in 2023 and beyond
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Rebel Moon
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>space soap opera
topkek
That’s what original Trek is.
>heroes are diverse cast of mutts
>villains are white males
>not lame and gay
Isn’t there an enby troon character too? Is she referred to as “they” or is the character being non-binary something relegated to twitter posts by the people behind the movie?
Yep. The whole thing is completely pozzed and Snyder had 100% creative control. No one was forcing him to make this dogshit, and yet he chose to make it like this out of his own freewill.
I just watched it last night and have no idea what you homosexuals are talking about. Take your meds
If you don't see how it's pozzed then you must be brown and a total beta male.
I was talking about the troony you absolute homosexual. Also only electiontourists use "pozzed" unironically
Stfu, you brown b***h. If you didn't notice the non-binary b***h then you didn't watch the movie. She's a main character.
Which character is she because she's definitely not one of the crew unless you're talking about Kora who is blatantly a woman.
Quit seething and explain yourself clearly, chudcel
Milius, the short haired b***h with the raccoon eyeshadow
I thought they called her "her" at multiple points. In any case she is only on the screen maybe 3 times so you'd have to be hunting for that shit to pick it out (which I never do)
> T-that doesn't count!
Why?
> B-because!
>gender confused traumatized female
Don't care.
You will be made to care.
Yeah, that's a confused person.
Isn't that the girl from Billions?
>I just watched it last night
No you didn't, shill.
Sounds woke chaps.
Best just sticking to the 20th Century Fox back catalogue.
I think that would require more character introduction than this film was willing to share for anyone
Just streamed it. Total shit, some parts so boring and pointless I had to skip ahead.
It's a reboot of onions wars original trilogy
>doesn't respect Lucas
>can't even finish 2h movie
Yeah, I'm sure your opinion is worth listening to.
>finish
BRO YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE BREAD ROLLS!
frick off, i know what bread rolls taste like, I've had my fill for this meal im not going to eat another 8 rolls just to say i "ate all the food"
inb4 food analogy
The actress is an “it”.
I'm just trying to coom to Sofia B
Seethe
your turn for that. no ones watching this gay shit lol
hey, there is that one bland boring farmer white guy, he have hero moment in the end!
Nope, kid you not, he's one of the chosen.
Yeah, but only half, as is Admiral Noble.
Okay but Noble actor is half israeli and Balisarius actor is gay, so I don't think your assessment works that well.
Good white king got betrayed is the situation.
>$40 hair and makeup budget
kek what a piece of shit show
Kek. Must be fun projecting your self hatred like that. Touch grass, you piece of trash.
>Kek. Must be fun projecting your self hatred like that. Touch grass, you piece of trash
is this a reasonable response for someone poking fun at some gay little TV show?
Yeah, because it's true. I'm sorry your life sucks but this kind of behavior won't make it better, I assure can you.
yeah it does. watching your thread for your cheap mutt movie full up with disdain is fun
Nope. But I'm not at all shocked I was right about you.
Well, likewise, pushing a gay show on people who don't want it seems to be frustrating enough to cause you to lash out and cry. It's also counterproductive in that it seems to have made most people in the thread hate people like you even more
Just go back to
or
or whatever shithole you've crawled from. We don't want your cancer here.
there is no "we". you're a homosexual intruding on the board to intentionally push slop
Yes, there is, and we don't want you seeething little manchild here.
>we don't want you seeething little manchild here.
If you're going to shill slop for a living, learn english
Anon, get help. You're not well in the head, both you and me know it. Talk to a trustworthy friend, or maybe a family member or a Priest. Don't keep going like this.
>both you and me know it.
again, if you're going to shill slop, learn english
Point stands. Play tough all you want, you're crying inside.
you're crying overtly in the thread. no one wants this movie you're attached to, nor by extension you either
kek is that Cary Elwes? Why put a stupid, fake looking beard on him?
Did you really not realize the good white king was going to do something evil and thats why the brown lead girl killed him?
That's not what happened. She was involved in something but it was the Balisarius guy that pulled the strings. The king isn't portrayed as evil at all.
There is a sort of guide regarding the movie's lore that NETFLIX released.
Basically, Kora killed the king and princess on Balisarius' orders.
Here's the info:
>A military hero turned politician, Balisarius created a coalition of senators and other powerful interests who stewed over the increasing benevolence of their king. When the king christened a vast Imperial Dreadnought as a vessel of peace, they seized their opportunity and removed him from the throne.
>Following the brutal assassination that wiped out the royal family, corrupt dignitaries claimed power. The slain king’s disarmament campaign was brought to a brutal halt, and in its place rose a new and unforgiving regime. The story of Rebel Moon picks up five years later…
>As a child, Kora’s life was spared by Balisarius and he adopted her as his own daughter.
>Balisarius named her Arthelais and taught her the hard lessons of war. She was stripped off notions of identity, gender, and culture. In the Academy Militarium she was remade in the image of her adoptive father.
>At the age of 18, she was made an officer, given a command, and fought for the king under the banner of the army that murdered her family.
>Following Kora’s military success, Balisarius engineered an appointment to act as Royal Seneschal and bodyguard to the king’s daughter, the Princess Issa.
>Issa was called the Chalice, the Redeemer, the Lifesaver — a divine being born of flesh and blood who was said to have the power to restore life.
>The galaxy’s faithful believe that Issa could usher in a new age of peace and compassion after years of war.
>Issa’s benevolent influence over her once-fearsome father frightened his warmongering allies, and the ambitions of Balisarius overrode his loyalty to the king. The coup struck with fury, with Kora acting as the tip of the spear, and the world was forever changed.
>The story of Rebel Moon picks up five years later…
That makes it likelier that blonde farm girl is actually the princess then. Princess actress and farm girl actress are 6 years apart.
The novelization that was released recently further hint at it.
Okay, guess I was wrong then dismissing it earlier.
If this is just the screenplay, this is so fricking embarrassing
> Lore
For this AI generated trash? Pull the other one, it has bells.
You have no standards to judge by. Fricking pleb.
That's completely wrong.
>good white king
>constantly at war and taking over other planets
>indoctrinates kids to fight his wars
>lets absolute psychos command his armies
GOOD
WHITE
KANG
>white
frick off you stupid american
It felt more like the opening of an MMORPG to me.
If you watch any of this woke trash you are a fricking worthless NPC.
That's what I keep hearing that it's woke trash. Makes it real easy to skip then.
Are the colors supposed to be fricked up? Everything is purple and green.
Zack Snyder plagiarises every other major sci-fi franchises for what he thinks are their most cool thangs and moments but still can't tie it all together in a coherent way.
The dude is a hack and can't even make it look cool any more. His one decent ability was to frame things well and set a good scene but even that looks beyond him now.
>His one decent ability was to frame things well and set a good scene but even that looks beyond him now.
That wasn't even his thing, it was Larry Fong, and now Snyder thinks he's too good for Larry.
It's funny because I used to defend BvS partly on the fact it looked terrific compared to Marvels in house style slop, and I thought it was on Snyder.
I thought the cult were contemptible losers but getting this dude himself to buy into it to the point he thought he could invent a new type of camera lens to portray his vision is honestly funny
I disagree he trims the fat and stupid shit from average sci fi franchises and gives it sould something they can never create
>he trims the fat and stupid shit
simp
the entire movie, not that i could finish it, was just:
>exposition scene
>monologue
>fight scene with all the energy taken out of it
>monologue
>more exposition
this film is an exercise in how to make a boring movie into a boring book in real time
>gives it sould something they can never create
Whatever that means
Boring meme. The movie has its own identity. The farming village with european people especially was comfy
Basically a gay jogger movie like every other garbage heap getting released and shilled here.
It's basically seven samurai mixed with mass effect but not as good as that sounds like it should be
Uhhh Boutella >>>> Ridley and it's not close
Daisey looks like a constipated female. Botella looks like an mma dropout on hormones.
I would betray my race of Boutella without second thoughts.
Lmao it's literally more of the same woke girlboss slop, except with an even worse director
Haven't been this instantly into a new scifi universe since Firefly. Its just pure space adventure. Damn it has been so long since I've seen something just hit right like this.
Totally organic post
its very good if your not some half mexican race-obsessed mutt that sees black wiener and trannies everywhere.
>it's very good if [pure mental illness]
Damn
watch some anime, you will probably find the ones he stole from, shill
What did you actually like about it? At least the people shitting on it are being specific, even if they're making things up. These posts saying it's good are just so vague they might as well not exist.
Are there interesting characters you liked? Is the worldbuilding coherent and internally consistent? Is there some novel sci-fi tech you found interesting? Is the setting interesting in certain scenes? Just what was so "good" about it?
Good looking cast. Fast pacing. Cool designs like that puppeteer alien, the spider woman or the bounty hunter robots. Soundtrack. Themes (empire turned tyrannical after murdering of king, search for redemption, virtues).
>Themes (empire turned tyrannical after murdering of king
AFTER? We had them massacring entire planets like Kora's in the backstory.
Yeah, but that seemed isolated and mostly done by an unhinged and not properly supervised general (?).
Except Charlie Hunmam's planet was also apparently wiped out complete with mass torture of the populace before genocide.
Who do you think did it? Anyway, the consequence of the king being murdered was his daughter, the promised princess, never ascending to the throne and ushering in a gentler reign. The bloodline was ended and tyranny took over.
Yeah, we've been talking about that self hatred of yours.
lol you're pretending to talk to yourself about plot points no one cares about to make your gay thread about your gay movie look real
It's not even my thread. Seek help.
Not entirely. It just became a little unhinged but wasn't rotten to its core.
It was already a tyrannical galaxy conquering empire
The last monarch of the old kingdom was initially hell-bent on a ruthless expansion of power. But the birth of his daughter, Princess Issa, radically changed how he saw his kingdom’s place in the universe. This shift to a more peaceful relationship with the galaxy led to a murderous coup, severing the royal bloodline.
The radiant heir to the throne of Motherworld was prophesied to reset her crumbling, warlike kingdom. But her growing influence over her father disturbed the ruling class, and a group of senators — including the future Regent Balisarius — overthrew and murdered Issa and her father, bringing an end to the peaceful prophecy that surrounded her and the reign of the royal family.
wow you sure dumped basic plot to that other organic user. this is very organic Cinemaphile content
Seek help, mentally ill freak. Are you drunk right now?
dude you are so mad lol. look at this empty ass thread that's 3/4 insults
what a fricking stupid generic post. you have to be kidding me with this ugly, gay fricking movie
Here's another (You), bawd. Last one though.
>”it was one of the most movies of all time”
king was kinda sad about all his imperialism and expansion and hoped his daughter with magic powers will be better ruler. really deep and interesting theme, mr shill
Explain what deep means to you.
>I know I’m an butthole but when my daughter takes over things will be better
This plot makes no sense.
I liked the action, effects, world building and the characters. I liked that it was basically seven samurai in space and did not frick around with the formula. I like that it just dropped us in the middle of the world and did not stop to dump exposition about every little thing and how it worked. I liked that Evil Han Solo spent the whole time piloting his ship by running around the bridge from station to station like Doctor Who and never sat in the pilot chair like he was playing Wing Commander. I liked how powerful all the weapons sounded. I like that they did not even name their FTL drive because who gives a frick. I like that they showed how the empire was rotten to the core and did not play cute about it. Lots of shit man it was just a fun movie. I look forward to seeing more.
>I look forward to seeing more
I remember hearing they plan on doing six films and a video game and some novels. I'm in.
>I remember hearing they plan on doing six films and a video game and some novels. I'm in
they're broke. it's bombing and they're also going to fire you lol
The third movie, TV series, cartoon, and mobile game were already approved and being made.
5.8 rating and no one cares. the fishtank thread is 100x more active than this. It's getting cancelled in the womb like half of the rest of their shit
>the blatant shill thread with literal paid posters and bots is 100x more active than this
>its bombing
its the no. 1 most-streamed on Netflix this weekend in nearly every country lol
>no. 1 most-streamed on Netflix
wow what an independent metric for success lmao. especially when the rating says everyone fricking hates it Haha
Got a link for that factoid?
I hope the game is like Republic Commando crossed with Squadrons. I want to play as one of the Bloodaxe Rebels.
Cope
>muh rating
IMDB is proto-reddit, filled with people who think they are too smart and mature for Snyder movies
What's Number Two?
> Uhhh -- ahhh -- no more questions for the President!
In US, it is the Mario movie.
May we see this list? A link would be sufficient.
Of course it is, they are morons afterall
You could have cut this down to "it wasn't the MCU and bitterness has made me a permanent contrarian" but like Snyder you don't know how to condense a script.
He asked for specifics comrade. Not memes.
>reddit spacing
>reddit jab
You have to go back
You've brought reddit here so no need.
I liked how they updated Seven Samurai in Space to 90s Lexx graphics and dialogue.
I love the part when some tribal african guy with dreads brought down the bad guy's undefeatable battleship by spearchucking it
That was bizarre. Imagine if Somalian pirates armed only with pointy sticks sank USS Gerald Ford by poking at it
>worldbuilding
It has more interesting planets than the entirety of disneys star wars output
>sci-fi tech
that alien bug who was talking through a human in the bar
The astral plain shit
Also going from the vader meditation chamber-like scene revealing the admirals cybernetics to implied sex with a tentacled beast was fricking weird and just shocking but also felt really true to the type of characters imperium higher ups are
the spider scene was great in concept horrible in execution
like having a spider mutant roam a cyperpunk underworld descending from a nest of wires that you dont know are meant to be its webs or manmade cables
the mythological nature of the princes taming of the gryphon to earn his freedom was the strongest of the three "building a team vignettes" was still almost ruined at the end
the general one was just way too rushed and felt like stuff was cut from it, namely A FUXKING GLADIATOR SCENE
i liked how the rebel army looked like gauls
Imagine thinking any of what you typed is original or interesting.
>snyderslop
You mean the guy who loves Rick and Morty and Fortnite? LMAO.
If you threw popular nerd franchises of the last 30 years into a substandard AI program and asked it to "keep it diverse", it would shit out a derivative piece of crap like Rebel Moon.
I'm not even sure that's not how it was created.
If you think all anime is "tranime" you're genuinely autistic
stfu troony
tell that to the voices in your head
LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE homosexual
Cowboy Bebop is better than your gay little "space opera"
>Cowboy Bebop
NTA but never bothered with it. Hate the soillennial aesthetic. At least recommend him something good like LoGH.
Is a Netflix release, so yes, it's up.
Ok I'll watch it asap lad. This board had enough threads to convince me it's at least worth it for entertainment if nothing else.
>Ok I'll watch it asap lad. This board had enough threads to convince me
said no real human in any thread ever
I have no stock reply for a Malaysian bot or w/e you're from. I only know pajeet insults but I assume you're lower in the subhuman scale, no?
you transparently shill a show with extremely unbelievable shillposting, and go with a Malaysian bot insult for a comeback? Slop producers aren't sending their best here.
It's a movie, you imbecile.
see that's how little anyone cares. looks cheap, looks gay, looks brown. go dilate and die
sar, you're the top brown skin in your tiny village, so much bloody fricking 5$ from a moronic american neet, makes you afford a meal everyday this week
shut the frick up subhuman, learn the meaning of words, shill
what am I shilling again?
is this a subhuman someone paid on fiver or what?
I'm sitting here making fun of a show, not proposing any alternative. You're the one pushing this gay show, stupid.
You're not making fun of anything, you're literally just projecting your self hatred. You need to log off.
dear subhuman, you're a brownoid wasting your life away - I didn't even watch the show to warrant me entering this thread but my self-awareness is so overpowered that I've instantly smelled your pathetic ass itt in seconds
Let me guess, you're a special Joker-like schizo in your head?
>my self-awareness is so overpowered
that you're inadvertently defending a brownoid show?
Give him an alternative then, you dimwit. I only ever hear you seethe but I never see you do anything constructive.
>soillennial aesthetic.
I don't know what that even means. Maybe try assessing pieces of fiction without resorting to memes and irony?
I don't like ugly things is what it means. Anime doesn't have a lot of interesting Sci-Fi/Sci-Fantasy going for it.
>he thinks Cowboy Bebop is ugly
Well I don't know what to tell you.
>not even the correct race
Edward is a girl in the anime. There's no gender dispute.
It took 10 episode for Faye (a girl) to figure out that Ed was a girl, even the name is clearly a masculine name
That was in her debut episode
more like rebel goon
More like Rebel Troon because the protagonist is a troony
Nice of Snyder to give Ezra Miller a job
not on torrents yet I reckon?
I'm glad they caked so much make-up in her cleft chin that it wasn't noticable. Also whatever they did to make it appear she had great breasts was also A+ work. She went from a 4 to a 8.
>included Akiyama Yukari in this image.
I'll kill you.
It has absolute ZERO cohesion between scenes and dialog. Feels like a collection of key scenes and thats it
This movie is like the sequel trilogy suddenly starting with The Rise of Skywalker.
how so?
bot thread
This fricking lame ass shit piece of wannabe Saga bollocks is baffling in its incoherence. It only makes sense as an actual roleplaying game (as opposed to the fake one they’re cancelling based off this dumpsterfire). Think of it for a sec:
>classic RPG plot (defend the village!) that seems like it’s setting up a group of rebel girl, spacemarine, robot, and princess.. but 3/4 players realise the gm is shit and drop it after the first session (probably after the rape scene). Edgy rebel only stays on because she has ten pages of lore to exposit. Speaking of...
>character lore dumps their absurd backstory out of nowhere, hitting the edgy/tragic/overpowered trifecta.
>not one but TWO barfights! The Gm really wanted to proposition that new PC for gay sex
>”yeah but I’m a slave, so what if I like... payed off my debt by riding the beast chained outside. And it’s so cool and he respects me as a fellow chained creature, and I like crash him on a rock and leap off into the abyss and catch hold of his feathers and” “Jesus FRICKING christ Jimmy, we don’t even know your name yet”
>speaking of which: names pulled out of the GM’s ass. “You have to go to... Bollocks. I mean p-Pollocks.”
>randomly characters leave their hastily established lives to go protect a village they know frick all about.. Zero explanation is given why they do this btw.
I turned it off after the spider fight. I don’t regret watching, it was hilarious, but there’s only so long you can hang around shit before you start to smell of it.
I saw this and wow. I am so organic and such real, hoo hoo. I feel like an early Christian (a israelite), and I need to eat a dick.
>Pollocks
Did they really?
You made some good points then lost the joke
>DM pulls inspiration from real world myths and other media
>combines them badly and obviously
>Seven Samurai
>Star Wars
>Roman Empire (Pollux and Titus)
>Hippogriffs
>Robot man who becomes a nature lover
List goes on
>randomly characters leave their hastily established lives to go protect a village they know frick all about
this
its such a fricking nothing of a plot
>HEY YOU! HELP US DEFEND uhh this small village with like 20 residents and all they do is farm...
ok... like who gives a shit?
and they cant even pull shit out their ass like "it doesnt matter what it is, i have (insert absurd fortune) to pay you with so just be a hired gun, shut up and follow me!" because the MC is a brokie.
there is no reason why anyone should follow the MC.
>there is no reason why anyone should follow the MC.
Other than their shared hatred for the Imperium, that is.
but everyone she recruits has no reason to join HER
they are all fighting the imperium anyway
why join up now
why join up with this person
and her reason isnt just "i want to destroy the imperium" its
"i want to save my tiny worthless farm village from some of the imperium"
>but 3/4 players realise the gm is shit and drop it
I just realized that I have no idea what happened to the skinny guy who tried to stop the rape.
Yeah he really should have been part of the traveling team. Or we should have been given one scene of him back at the farm atoning for his imperialism and learning to be a farmer.
Maybe he'll be more important in the third. This is supposed to be a trilogy, right? The moment I realized it was 7 Sams, I figured we were getting one movie about the team gather, one movie about the home prep, and one movie about the final assault.
Soldier boy who traitored would be more of a presence in two, hopefully.
>Star Wars, again
Is it really that hard to not recreate the Star Wars trilogy over and over again? Goddamn.
I saw this and all I can say is, holy cow, I needed this in my life. It's like an early Christmas present honestly. Give it a try, I promise you won't regret it.
How much do you interns get paid?
it seems as if Calcutta is still working on the it’s like an a epic painting grids
It's Snyder proving his loyalty cause people were saying based.
I was expecting him shitting the bed here and the gay Alexander movie talk didn't help, but this ended up fine and the hate is completely unwarranted. Maybe the director's cut will pozz it up, who knows. Thus far it's okay.
Nice try.
kek look how gay, cheap and stupid this shit looks
unironic shill thread
hit the rating (it's already shit but still)
Look at this edgy boi. So hungry for attention. Have a (You), bawd.
no one likes gay people and your behavior only compounds that
>the OP and everyone else are shitting all over the film
>"it's a shill thread, which is also a thing which is not real anyway"
Is it really that hard to figure out the focus on a camera?
>During a recent interview with Collider's Editor-in-Chief, Steve Weintraub at CCXP, the director talked about how the inclusion of graphic violence and explicit content sets the tone for his latest project, saying:
>"Yes, it's influenced sort of iconographically in some ways. We have space fascists, they have space fascists, but I was kind of into that relationship because I like the comment. I think that's one thing that you'll see in the director's cut that is different from the PG-13 version is the irony of a super hard R-rated sci-fi movie at this scale is cleaner in the R-rated version. In the PG-13, we push. It's a hard PG-13. We push them to the ragged edge."
>Snyder added to his comments: "The sort of sex and violence aspect of it, being able to understand that, like, for instance, when they go into the bar, it's a brothel, right? It's like a real brothel, and the dog-faced man wants to frick them. That's what he wants. And so that wouldn't happen in a Star Wars movie, you know? But I like the idea that I saw Star Wars when I was 11 years old. I've grown up now. The implications of what could be happening in that bar, that cantina, are now a reality to me. These are things that could have been going on, and would have been, if looked at from the perspective of a grown-up."
he really learned nothing, still saying batman should have gotten raped in order to be adult lel
I'm starting to think he has no idea what a grown-up is.
And that's the funny thing. The Snyder cut will fix everything... after April 2024.
Who will care about this shit franchise that late? Netflix already pozzed and shitted on the movie image, nothing will fix that.
"*squeezel* Don't -- You're a girl!"
"It's okay. I'm non-Binary."
Why did the ship go to that village in the first place? Why not go to the planets capital? Why do they even need food? Are you telling me this advanced empire can’t manage logistics?
haha middle aged Chinese woman vader
Kyuzo from Samurai 7 but a girl and also an Iron Hand
>The bad guys dressing like Nazis.
Wow. But not similar to, no, with the same fricking hat almost. Plus the strong diversity women as protaginist but that is a given in today's movies.
For me it’s Sam the Watergirl.
for me its how noble warrior robot run away early on and only appears in the end after commissar hans landa is defeated. well, at least he didnt vanish completely like that soldier who refused to rape the watergirl. snydercut will fix everything!
same b***h who sang to Aquaman in JL snyder cur
"Good evening M'Lady. Before we go find our seats for the premier of Rebel Moon, would you care for something from the Concessions Stand? Perhaps a cold refreshing Fresca?"
Ya'll need to get laid. Movie was fine.
How did Korra break out of her restraints in the final scene? I didn’t get that part.
Snyder self-insert freed her, rejecting to become a seething loser bootlicker like Hunnam's character and risking his life doing something risky.
the same pistol thing which kills someone in that restrain-bot also can unlock it like a key... because... idk?
Ignoring how moronic that is. How would Gunnar even know that?
Does this movie have gays
No. The entire plot begins when some guys decide to try to have sex with a qt rural girl
Rape. The word you are looking for is rape.
How do you know it wasn't consensual?
It's legal, as she was israeli
Why was she so horrified at being raped? Its established at the beginning of the movie that the women take countless dicks every harvest festival.
Yes. A gay pigman that tries to rape on of the good guys and gets shot in the head and a gang of hons that are standing around in the same shady shithole.
Yes
Why did killing the gunner of the ship cause the ship to crash?
The gunner was maneuvering the whole thing so he could get firing solutions with the ship guns. Apparently nobody planned on him getting killed by a spear and having someone send them into a nosedive.
It wasn't but I'm going to be honest I would totally do my part for the harvest with that b***h every night.
Anyone find it hilarious an Irishman rules the entire universe?
He's going to have his own TV show, apparently.
Anyone bother looking up Arthelais? It's the name of a Catholic Saint.
And Issa is a reference to Jesus Christ (Isa) as written in the quran.
>dude it's like a reference
>a total easter egg
I remember when directors and writers were smart, and their allusions were both subtle and meaningful.
Why things need to be subtle?
good morning sir
Maybe I should place a greater emphasis on the meaningful, but subtlety forces the audience to engage more fully. Gunn and Snyder are the most heavy-handed directors working, and few of their "references" really carry any vital meaning to the film. For Snyder it's just a way of appearing cultured while for Gunn it's just constantly grinding axes with WB.
You can be blunt and meaningful, you homosexual. I think you just hate Christian iconography, you heathen.
Because otherwise you end up with Evangelion.
Cool Evangelion is great.
No it isn't. That's why the ending had to be totally redone. Even then it's meandering israeli garbage.
It’s kiche sci-di. Star wars + a little more grimness. The imperium stuff is straight warhammer but it’s really not terrible. The anon that said Sofia B. grew breasts for this movie is right, she looks very frickable. I’d say 7/10 and it’s the best “new” IP in a long time. I’d like to see Amazon give Cavill the same production value for his Warhammer show.
it is just reprocessed sci-if tropes but it’s kind of nice to see them all in the same package. Merry Christmas gays.
It's Campbell, you goofball.
From Metalgear?
No.
Has there ever been such a large attempt at a new IP, with novelization, shows planned, new movies already ordered, video game on its way, etc., and the opening act just fricking drops the ball and gets lampooned by everyone?
yes it’s After Earth all over again. this somehow looks zestier with all of the troony shit.
>think your movie is going to flop
>add "pt. 1" to the title to guilt the producers into greenlighting a sequel
it's brilliant
Once you have enough money, you just become clinically fricking delusional.
Apparently Henry Cavill will be playing the prince, in the third movie. Which is why Balisarius remain a Regent instead of being crowned the king.
The rumor is that Cavill's character is fighting some space horrors in the distant and unknown sectors of space, without knowing that his father and sister were slain. He'll be back in the third movie and be wanting vengeance. He's described as a fallen prince and a dark knight.
This imperium has entire worlds dedicated to cobalt mining and shit but no farming worlds?
Understand that they were there because they knew that the farming planet was feeding the rebels they were hunting.
How can you frickers watch movies, say the movie is nonsensical or whatever, but not understand easy shit that is literally spelled several times by the characters?
Yeah, Kora pressures Bloodaxe with it though I'm not sure the movie made it clear the Imperials knew about the food or whether having fed the rebels just had the consequence of the rebels living on and now being hunted down.
The movie clues you in several times that Noble is there because he knows the farming planet is feeding the rebels.
He mention the rebels as soon as he lands and that he is hunting them.
Kora and Gunnar see the contact that Gunnar sold the seeds to, being taken by bounty hunters. That contact was feeding the rebels. The bounty hunters then bring that contact to Noble.
>Kora and Gunnar see the contact that Gunnar sold the seeds to, being taken by bounty hunters. That contact was feeding the rebels. The bounty hunters then bring that contact to Noble.
Right, but that happens after the stuff in the village.
Which is a day apart.
It's not conclusive. Why would he still be free if Noble already knew for certain something was sold? And how would he have known? Seems he learned it because Gunnar was a greedy goblin and then put a bounty on whoever shipped it.
They do but their supply lines were being attacked by the rebels. That's what sent them down to that little planet in the first place and why the rebels went with them on that suicide mission to protect the village. It was pretty much all their fault.
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How many similarities did you spot?
>An expansionist Imperium of Humans
>Worships a slain Emperor
>Said Emperor killed by a close confidante
>Emperor had a cadre of elite warriors who gave up after he died
>Mecanicus
>Belisarius
>A member of a warrior sect that removes their hands and replaces them with robotic prosthesis.
>An expansionist Imperium of Humans
Yes.
>Worships a slain Emperor
No. It's a bloodline here.
>Said Emperor killed by a close confidante
Yes but with a twist.
>Emperor had a cadre of elite warriors who gave up after he died
Yes.
>Mecanicus
Okay.
>Belisarius
Eh. Real historical figure.
>A member of a warrior sect that removes their hands and replaces them with robotic prosthesis.
Do we know she cut it off herself or had someone do it deliberately?
It's a wonder to me that Troonhammer 40k is still so popular these days after it's been pozzed so hard in the past 10 years.
Horseshoe theory: the movie.
Imagine making a Space Opera movie the exact opposite of Disney and reaching the same result: shit.
>midwit: the post
Disney shills have gotten very creative with how they attempted to shift the shill narrative against Snyder. What a coincidence that Rebel Moon competes with Star Wars. Justice league was meant to compete with Marvel. Watchmen was a deconstruction of superheroes. It's clear that Disney and its shills are very afraid of this man.
>What a coincidence that Rebel Moon competes with Star Wars.
Yes, it's such a coincidence that Snyder's Star Wars proposal he reworked into a Not-Star Wars property is compared to Star Wars.
Serious? He STARTED with a Star Wars clone and reworked it into the Seven Samurai clone?
Not a Star Wars clone, he pitched a story for a Star Wars trilogy (back when they wanted to make original SW movies) but Kennedy didn't like it.
Rare Kennedy Star Wars related W
I just watched it. This movie is a big stinker, avoid.
The filmmaker actually thinks that slow motion belongs in legitimate motion pictures and the cinematography is dreadful.
This movie man. What if Admiral Tarkin was half his age and went around beating people to death with a cane while talking about his senate ambitions. He's so fricked up he does not even need a Vader. Vader would be like "dude chill". I will always watch whatever the hell Snyder makes. He just goes there and builds a house on top of crazy shit then throws a party for everybody.
This movie has no opening spark, indeed it has a terribly boring opening for at least a full 10 - 15 minutes.
This is a massive flaw especially for a direct to streaming movie, people will just switch off.
Wrong. Audio/visual design is top notch at the start. Even just the company logos popping up is very well done.
>Literally "I'm putting together a team" movie
>The team mates get barely any backstory and almost to none of characterization
>They have zero chemistry between each other
>Snyder just rushed to get them together because we got shit to blow up
Extended Cut will have all that but seething about rushing because there's shit to blow up is extremely gay and reddit.
People here call the movie woke, but the rest of the internet calls the movie problematic. What is it?
Kek. It's Snyder. He's half libtard boomer, half fascist.
andrew garfield?
But aren't the troons at the seedy bar meant to be looked at with disgust. Everything in that bar is shown as gross, dangerous, and degenerate. This in contrast to the farming village where everyone is kind, supportive, and there's a clear pro- you need to find a husband/wife and plow your seeds message.
The same village where they have orgies every harvest festival?
The orgy was clearly meant to be conducted between a man and a woman, most preferably husband and wife.
The old man himself said that the last step for Kora to be seen as a member of their society was to go steady with the handsome hunter that everyone were praising.
Zack Snyder recently said that the Imperium make the people all conduct themselves the same way, with no place for an identity or even gender outside of being an androgynous soldier, and that part of Kora's character arc is to finally open herself to be a woman again. To feel feminine and vulnerable, fall in love, and find a purpose other than just fight.
Best way to do killer girl action tbh. Worked very well with Violent Evergarden too.
They make love to their significant other. In fact they spent half the opening act telling the girl to go get married.
Yeah, exactly. So you get some girl power stuff but you also get all the shitting on degens and have the chosen princess be blonde and blue eyed.
>Cantina scene
>instead of an alien with balls on his chin it's a man with no balls
Bravo Snyder
Star Wars cantina scene: My friend doesn't like you.
Rebel Moon cantina scene: I like your friend, a LOT.
>is a christcuck
>loves diversity and LGBT
Checks out.
Trash that nobody likes. Sneeder always denies being a israelite (despite it being obvious from his face), but he sure does have an ability to unite everyone in hating him, just like Tribe 109.
rebel moon its so dogshit i had more fun with WW84
i cannot believe Snyder dropped the ball this bad
is this Kora less insufferable than the other Korra?
>we are... Le rebels!
Frick rebellions, every goddamn movie is about a rebellion.
It was kinda just whatever and really forgettable. The fact they thought this will launch a franchise is hilarious though, the wallmarts are full of merchandise
It looks like the pistol from Fallout 3.
>like Hunnam's character best
Why do I always like the shitters?
Even this hobbled edit is more effective sci fi pulp than John Carter, any Nu Wars and any of the Nu Treks except one. Cant wait to see the whole shabang.
...okay I'm at the 1:40 hour mark and I like Kai's little speech.
I'm slightly paying attention and take back a little of the bad things I said about this movie.
Can't stop laughing that they tried to inorganically replicate the whole Snyder Cut thing
Did they not know that not only are his edited down movies considered absolute turds, but that the Snyder Cut itself was an expensive bombed boosted by fringe weirdos running a bot campaign?
>believing the bot thing
Reminder that the article could only say that maybe 13% of the fanbase were bots.
space soap operas are supposed to have sexy women
And sexy men
>didn’t want to be balls deep in the trad water girl who was almost violently raped
certified gay
You do not want to see a snyderbro's pornhub history.
Good morning Yes sirs redeem the film. Praise Snyder
FOTY.
Snyder (pbuh) saved the best for last
Seems more like he saved the best for his next movie.
I'm still not sure, was that the dreadnought they took down in the end or a smaller shop?
It's a smaller ship, she says after the fight the main ship will be recalled with the death of the admiral