>red and blue lens flares on a featureless dark CGI canvas
When will this style finally die out? No one likes it.
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Rebel Moon
>red and blue lens flares on a featureless dark CGI canvas
When will this style finally die out? No one likes it.
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troony colors?
Looks good.
GUUD MOORNINK SAARR
Indians like colored movies.
It's Zack Sneeder's shit style
Filtered.
Yes the movie does have an ugly filter, I agree.
Back to Pleddit.
poojeet
God it’s so bad. I turned it off during the final fight with the big evil bad guy on the floating space platform, couldn’t take any more. Fricking trash on every level but the cgi, which was ok.
Not even the cgi was okay. Riddick mogs it and that was made on a shoestring budget 20 years ago.
No.
my dude that's just a homie in a suit. Post some of those PS2 looking backgrounds
>my dude
>homie
Roast in hell, reddit Black person. Brooklyn israelite, red scare homosexual.
How do you cope with Snyder being a lefty.
Probably never since its an easy way to obscure flaws as it does in this offensively mediocre content
>these are the imperial troops from planet Imperius, the seat of the imperial empire
>they are all dressed in imperial clothes and also have roman names
>these are a rebel faction called the rebels, they come from a planet rebelia, that is currently rebelling against the empire
>these are farmers from the farmlands of Farmia, they all look like farmers and they farm grain
>this is a robot made for warfare, he is a roboticus mechanicus from the factories of factoria mechanica robotica, he is made for war but he doesn't want to fight, he also fights amazingly well and kills people in a cool way
>this is a shirtless tarzano from the planet tarzania, he has long hair and is good with animals, here he tames a gryphon also from the planet tarzania which is also known in the old tongue as gryphonia, because it has gryphons, he's good at taming them
>this is Nemesis from planet Childonia, she lost her child so she's killing other evil mothers like the spidermother, she has two artificial arms and can't hold babies anymore only cleavesabers
>this is Kai from planet Eire, he has an irish accent and can't be trusted, he also has a twin brother called Wanai who has one eye, he shows up in the sequel
Kek
Too bad people don't mind these things and this is still gonna make them millions
This is funny but I don't see anything wrong with it.
Then why are you laughing then, moron?
>this is Digimon Hansoo from the movie Gladiator. He is a gladiator who we found in a space colosseum exactly like the one in the movie Gladiator, but with aliens.
Snyder movies always fricking sucked but they always looked great visually. Wtf is this?
They don't look great, they look overstylized to the point of looking like comic books. Can be a good thing if you're into comics, but it's not really a replacement for actually good cinematography.
The problem is that, given the weird "assembling the team" collage format of the first movie .. it just makes everything look like a bunch of cutscenes. Doesn't feel like there's any stakes to it.
What's the point of assembling all these cool characters (they're not that cool) if they're easily captured anyway.
That general guy didn't have any advice to give about strategizing or tactics or getting into that situation at the port and covering their ass or escape route? Nope, he just says he's a general and does nothing with that.
Also I forgot what the special power of that Tarzan guy was? He tamed a gryphon but it didn't come with, so what does he do actually?
I guess the movie does teach some valuable lessons via general hitlerius and brown action woman:
>if you have your enemy at your mercy, just fricking kill them instead of monologuing
>pull the trigger yourself instead of forcing your enemy's buddy to do it for the lulz
>if you beat a significant enemy in a hand to hand combat fight, just double tap them on the ground just to make 100 percent sure they're dead instead of kicking their body into a pit
They looks great.
>They looks
That pic looks awful
Filtered.
The problem is that everything looks like an obvious cgi background. There's no effort even making it pass as a "real" location, everything just looks obviously cgi.
And I just can't bring myself to care for some wholly cgi location whatsoever.
It's on purpose, Snyder dislikes realism.
>Nazi
The villain is based on Stalin.
>it's shit on purpose
it's definitely that on purpose
Snyder did the cinematography for exchange himself.
More like Rebel COOOOM
I'm always suprised how nice those milkers are, dancers/models usually pretty flat.
Good God this movie was such a piece of shit. Bland cardboard characters. Boring CGI slop action. Just one random scene with little context after the next.
When's the Snyder cut coming out? In half a year? LOL
His style was always to make the movies full of scenes that look like desktop backgrounds and he took it all the way in RM. It would be totally cool if it served a purpose, but here it seems gratuitous and disconnected. You can't even catch a break with lens flare everywhere as if it's only to distract from bad writing and delivery and flow.
Cheap star wars rip off with American wokeism shoved in. They even made the villains white and gave them Nazi uniforms, holy kek.
looks derivative of castle in the sky
Zack Sneeder has never made a good movie
Snyderbros it's over. This was his last chance.
Maybe black is prominent because it's a space themed movie and space is mostly black.
No sir, there's a million reasons this shit movie is shit but this isn't one
And blue and orange are commonly paired because they're complementary colors. Basic color theory.
Yes there are other complementary pairs that work, but blue+orange appears commonly in nature so you'll see a lot of it in movies.
Lens flares can be a bit gimmicky yes. It's a real property of physical lenses but back in the day they tried to avoid showing them too much.
It's no excuse for only using those two colours especially in places where they don't belong.
homie this actually makes me want to watch it lol, although I'll wait for the longer cut
>An extended cut is set for release in early 2024, and a sequel, Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver, is scheduled for release on April 19, 2024.
Bruv, by the time he releases these nobody will give a shit or remember that this exists.
Snyder has millions of fans. His movies under Warner always sold well in DVD/Blu-Ray.
And DON'T frick with us!
Well in the meantime you can read the prequel comic and the tie-in novel and the two artbooks. It's a whole franchise!
I liked it.
There's parts I didn't like, but I do appreciate the various sci-fi set pieces and would like to see more.
I also like Sofia Boutelia, and I felt that she sold the strong woman archetype well. She put on some muscle which is good.
The story isn't too good in my opinion, but the concept of a crumbling space empire is really nice.
you have to go back
I've unironically posted on Cinemaphile since 2004
I wish I could go back
Go back to where? Literally everyone hates this movie everywhere.
The 'strong woman" felt fake, just a bad ass stereotype. The movie is just a collage of cliches, not bad per se, but rushed and boring
Boutelia was easily the worst actor in the movie, horribly wooden and stilted delivery on at least two thirds of her lines.
Agree. The movie didn't really seem to have a strong lead uniting force, just a bunch of people playing roles without any conviction or chemistry between them. The Space Nazi was the best character and performance.
In the supposed director's cut, Sofia will be a co-lead with the villain. He'll have a backstory and the introduction is all about him.
Are you basing all this on reading the novelization, or do you have inside info? I would watch the full version if it were more about the space nazi since all the other characters are complete shit.
Interviews confirm it.
Just tell me so I can save myself time and money; is it just Eragon in space?
It's Mass Effect 2 in space.
You mean… there’s roundhouse kicking of batarians into concrete?
https://youtu.be/-gwjI8fm4B8?si=MiC0iKxswhPFURYT
I'm sofia boutella and this is my favourite store on rebel moon.
>tfw Snyder should've directed a Mass Effect movie
It would perfectly fit his style.
Nah.
ME2 was at least average tier space opera
Pretty much lol
Variety writer Owen Gleiberman commented, "while eminently watchable, [Rebel Moon] is a movie built so entirely out of spare parts that it may, in the end, be for Snyder cultists only."[46] Clarisse Loughrey of The Independent gave the film 1/5 stars, calling it "a film populated by some of the Zack Snyder's Justice League filmmaker's worst impulses: a mess of imagery, some of it attempting to shock, congregated largely around the idea of what might look good in a trailer."[47] The Guardian's Charles Bramesco also gave the film 1/5 stars, writing, "the finished product has only the vaguest contours of ambition, diminished by a half-assedness dinkifying the latest CGI-jammed saga to decide the fate of the universe."[48] Roger Ebert.com's Simon Abrams gave the film 1 star out of 4 and characterised it as too similar to Star Wars and Seven Samurai, containing an over-reliance of visual spectacle with clichéd characters and themes.[49]
Robbie Collin of The Daily Telegraph gave the film 2/5 stars, noting its similarities to Star Wars and saying that "this first half of Snyder's diptych... is more of a loosely doodled mood board than a functioning film – a series of pulpy tableaux that mostly sound fun in isolation, but become numbingly dull when run side by side."[50] The Messenger's Jordan Hoffman gave it a score of 4/10, writing, "As a space opera, it has none of the weight of Dune, none of the characterizations of Guardians of the Galaxy, none of the madness of Jupiter Ascending or The Fifth Element and none of the pep of Star Wars."[51]
Reddit compilation.
>a movie built so entirely out of spare parts
that's it
Midwit take.
those are not spare parts this homie purposely picked and ordered them and had them shipped to assemble this shit
Snyder has stated that his intent is for Rebel Moon to become "a massive IP and a universe that can be built out."[5] A role-playing video game based on Rebel Moon was in development as of March 2023, alongside an animated short and a graphic novel.[60][61] A novelization of the film written by V. Castro was published by Titan Books on December 26, 2023.[62] Snyder announced in July 2023 plans for a TV series focusing on Balisarius.[63] At Gamescom in August 2023, Snyder announced that Super Evil Megacorp was developing a four-player co-op action game that would be exclusively available on the Netflix Games platform.[64] In September 2023, Evil Genius Games sued Netflix for terminating a deal that allowed them to produce a tabletop role-playing game set in the Rebel Moon universe.[65]
A four-issue prequel comic entitled Rebel Moon: House of the Bloodaxe by writer Magdalene Visaggio and artist Clark Bint will be published by Titan Comics in January 2024.[66] Set five years before the events of the film, the comic depicts backstory for the characters of Devra and Darrian Bloodaxe, leaders of a band of outlaw revolutionaries. In November 2023, a narrative-podcast, an animated comic book, and an animated series were announced to be in development with each project taking place chronologically before the feature films.[67] The animated short is set to tell the story of the Kali, the "shadowy figures" who power the Motherworld's "most dangerous technology".[11]
>The animated short is set to tell the story of the Kali, the "shadowy figures" who power the Motherworld's "most dangerous technology".[11]
Really.... the "kali"?
That's the name he chose?
He really is mentally 15
It's a serviceable name (goddess of destruction)
>(goddess of destruction)
Shit, you should be solving murders out there not wasting your time here.
How can someone have this high expectations, yet his actual ip is this uninspired?
>by writer Magdalene Visaggio
all that garbage content produced for movie that has already flopped, at least wait for the public's reaction to your shit movie before blowing your load all over the place with comics, video games and cartoons fricking hell
#1 on Netflix. Cope.
Black folk in charge of these moronic decisions get paid top dollar for it
They are all friends and family
what like a tribe ?
How is Zach still delusional enough to think he is some kind of top writer with great ideas on par with Lucas or sth is beyond me
Ah yes Lucas, the creator of Jar Jar Binks.
It's CG.
At least I remember Jar Jar. Watching this movie I couldn't even remember the names of the characters even though each of them got a separate introductory scene.
Anyone who makes a movie with the intention of creating a franchise is the enemy of art.
>Snyder has stated that his intent is for Rebel Moon to become "a massive IP and a universe that can be built out
Oh cool
Didn't Vin Diesel say that when he was making Chronicles of Riddick?
Rebel Moon was a better production but TCoR is a way more interesting watch.
Racing the Sun > Jumping in front of the Sun
Chronicles was just ahead of it's time. I re-watched it this year and it was better than i remembered. That other furian guy reveal followed by his suicide was one the most memorable scenes. The whole ending was really kino actually. it' a shame it didn't become a hit.
Writing and world building in Riddick is much better, with some interesting ideas
If it has better production value it would blow up
Zach movie is like some abomination written by AI
Snydersisters… how the frick do we cope with this?
Wait for the director cut version
Snyder Slop would probably be my guilty pleasure if it wasn't written so poorly.
Just how many minutes of moronic slomo action scenes are there? I refuse to watch any of this Snyder shit after I had to halfway turn off his stupid zombie movie.
Like 1/3 of the movie is slow mo, we even have slow mo within slow mo
We must sacrifice the man who started it to the volcano gods of Tutatwapalapa Hawaii.
Not sure who, but the organs of the pig i just sacrificed point to... the nuTrek movies.
This is the only way to undo the curse.
>No one likes it.
I do. Checkmate, OP. Might as well deleted your thread now.
morons don't count
You aren't important.
This would have been kino without the plot.
Just shot after shot of planets and space scenes, slowly building an impression of life in this setting.
did I seriously just watch a low budget Netflix remake of Seven Samurai?
I liked the version with Eli Wallach. He was so kino as Calvera.
Damn, this actually looks good when you put it that way.
Is it worth watching?
I would wait until the R-rated cut gets released and look up witch version is better.
Coming to xbox 360 and PS3, September 2009
>Dariann Bloodaxe
A movie with a character named like this should have every copy burned and everyone involved in making it executed.
it looks pretty good, what are you comparing it to? the typical AAA video game? the Star Wars prequels/sequels?