Just finished this. Who in the frick thought this is going to be the next big thing worth a budget of 166 million$? Literally how? The entire movie is just shit stolen from other franchises and moronic slowmo action.
I mean, I was able to finish it which is already better than all the latest Marvel or Star Wars trash but holy frick is this movie dumb and mediocre.
>Netflix
looks like your the moron
My wife is making me sit thru this crap right now.
>shit stolen from other franchises
those other franchises all suck now so imma allow it. Don't know why people so mad about this.
There is literally zero creativity in this entire movie. It's like some fricking action amv with intermissions where people say some cliche lines while not even trying to act.
creativity is important now? lol enjoy hating everything.
At the very least try pretending you are not ripping off ideas from a dozen other movies.
why? nobody cares except for cuck homosexuals that are loyal to giant corporations that hate them.
>nobody cares
Yes this movie is such a massive success.
they done goofed. it’s After Earth all over again.
To start with the robot is the coolest character and basically not in the film after the 20 minute mark. The idea of a little 5'5" arab girl beating up dozens of men with her fists and exchanging face punches with a cyborg dubious at best.
They go to a gay bar and the male lead gets his balls grabbed by a homosexual pigman who offers to buy the guy for gay sex in his dirty bed from the main girl. Han Solo joins them to betray them later and outright declares his intentions but nobody cares. They goto some planet and get turok, he's literally a shirtless Indian guy named Tara who tames and rides a hippogryph and its never brought up again. You know his gay race is gonna ride their gay mounts in the climax or some gay shit like the hawkmen in flash Gordon. Then they goto Roman planet and the black guy from gladiator is a drunkard genius tactician supposedly. They want him to join and he says no unless its for revenge. They immediately go and recruit an Asian dual wielding lightsaber girl who says she will join them unless its for revenge. she joins and this is never brought up again. The characters do not even speak to eachother in reference to things happening around them like at all. The dialogue in early final fantasy games is robust compared to this level of characterization. They are completely unearned slapdash ripoff of better characters hamfisted together for no reason but to be diverse and cool. The main fight and really all the fights totally suck because nobody just shoots this lil arab b***h when she's the only target and they all engage her one at a time and it just fricking sucks. There are some cool visuals because the setting is so clearly ripped from 40k.
4/10
The robot's missing scenes are in the director's cut/novelization.
what missing scenes?
of him making bread from grain?
walking around the village looking around?
talking more with the woman that is totally not princess issa?
20 minute scene of him getting the horns and another 15 minute scene with that girl wanting to frick him.
Why the robot looks like a deer in the last scene? It have any meaning?
He fricks a deer.
The characters not talking to each other is hilarious. That add 4 or 5 characters to their group and nobody talks at all
I have a feeling he intentionally made the pg13 cut garbage and the R rated cut will be 10/10 kino. So people will just let him do his thing from now on.
mighty cope
Hey both versions could be garbage I donno yet but the version we got was so bad I just think it had to be deliberate.
I don't think adding some porn and even more action is going to save it.
>You... you don't get it! Snyder INTENTIONALLY made a bad movie and jeopardized his own career! This is some 3d chess shit!
Holy coping mechanism, batman
>these are the imperial troops from planet Imperius, the seat of the imperial empire
>they are all dressed in imperial clothes and also have roman names
>these are a rebel faction called the rebels, they come from a planet rebelia, that is currently rebelling against the empire
>these are farmers from the farmlands of Farmia, they all look like farmers and they farm grain
>this is a robot made for warfare, he is a roboticus mechanicus from the factories of factoria mechanica robotica, he is made for war but he doesn't want to fight, he also fights amazingly well and kills people in a cool way
>this is a shirtless tarzano from the planet tarzania, he has long hair and is good with animals, here he tames a gryphon also from the planet tarzania which is also known in the old tongue as gryphonia, because it has gryphons, he's good at taming them
>this is Nemesis from planet Childonia, she lost her child so she's killing other evil mothers like the spidermother, she has two artificial arms and can't hold babies anymore only cleavesabers
>this is Kai from planet Eire, he has an irish accent and can't be trusted, he also has a twin brother called Wanai who has one eye, he shows up in the sequel
>this is the other gladiator from the movie gladiator, here he plays a gladiator in the castor arena on the moon of pollux
You forgot princess Jesus.
>mfw taken straight from Fate/Stay Night
you can't tell me with a straight fate that wasn't ripped straight from the little girl with purple scarf,who's name escapes me at the moment
Anon what are you talking about the character of Issa obviously has nothing to do with Illya. LMAO Snyder.
You have this screen shot but you don’t know ilya?
I love how they didn't even talk with the Jedi chick she just joined after her action scenes.
I love how the entire plot of this movie is how kai is tricking them into collecting all the characters so he can double-cross them, but what was so difficult to bounty hunt them to begin with?!
none of them are hiding.
tarzano was already a debt slave, might as well buy his debt off and then collect the bounty
gladiator guy was just sitting around doing frick all
jedi woman could be approached and slapped into straps before she even knows what's going on
etc...
>kai is tricking them
Tricking? He was a shady frick from the first minute they were just complete morons.
>robot made for warfare that fights amazingly well but doesn't want to fight
Fricking stealing from Animorphs now? Jesus
Ummm
Shut up?
Read the comic
Watch the animation series
Watch part 2...
Watch the live action.. Buy the cereal boxes...
Okay/????
buy all the funko
Netflix should have just given more money to the Russo brothers because the Extraction movies are the only good action movies Netflix has made.
Snyder has stated that his intent is for Rebel Moon to become "a massive IP and a universe that can be built out."[5] A role-playing video game based on Rebel Moon was in development as of March 2023, alongside an animated short and a graphic novel.[60][61] A novelization of the film written by V. Castro was published by Titan Books on December 26, 2023.[62] Snyder announced in July 2023 plans for a TV series focusing on Balisarius.[63] At Gamescom in August 2023, Snyder announced that Super Evil Megacorp was developing a four-player co-op action game that would be exclusively available on the Netflix Games platform.[64] In September 2023, Evil Genius Games sued Netflix for terminating a deal that allowed them to produce a tabletop role-playing game set in the Rebel Moon universe.[65]
A four-issue prequel comic entitled Rebel Moon: House of the Bloodaxe by writer Magdalene Visaggio and artist Clark Bint will be published by Titan Comics in January 2024.[66] Set five years before the events of the film, the comic depicts backstory for the characters of Devra and Darrian Bloodaxe, leaders of a band of outlaw revolutionaries. In November 2023, a narrative-podcast, an animated comic book, and an animated series were announced to be in development with each project taking place chronologically before the feature films.[67] The animated short is set to tell the story of the Kali, the "shadowy figures" who power the Motherworld's "most dangerous technology".[11]
Because it’s Christmas and there’s frick all else to watch while holed up turkeymaxxing
If this shit was less diversified (literally all the heroes are minorities, all inept or evil characters white men) and made into a 12 part series it could have been ok maybe.
Snyder should've brought on Lindelof and he would've had another HBO Watchmen.
Guaranteed awards and prestige.
In the director's cut the robot fricks a deer.
>Jimmy was cool
>Ends the movie without seeing Jimmy
>Jimmy is all geared up for some reason
kek
fricking oath
>The entire movie is just shit stolen from other franchises and moronic slowmo action
Filtered.
Not sure how this even got released in the state its in. Even a total hack like Snyder must understand basic story progression and beats.
After the initial village scene everything else feels like some odd vignette that exists in a vacuum. I can't even say the pacing is bad because there is no pacing.
It feels like video game cutscenes with the gameplay parts cut.
Because Zack Snyder took out the characters bits from the PG13 as a frick-you to NETFLIX.
They gave him 200 million $ and full control over this crap and we are still supposed to wait for Snyder Cut. Come the frick on.
Because he hated that NETFLIX wanted a cut of its own for a broader audience.
>The snydercut will fix everything!
Frick off. It’s just more incoherent slop
>for a broader audience.
Who? You mean edgelords who don't watch a movie without hard-core violence and rape?
Grow the frick up
THIS,look at movies like MK the 90s version just the right amount of camp & gore
>The entire movie is just shit stolen from other franchises and moronic slowmo action.
>characters speak
>WOW STEAL THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE MUCH YOU PLAGIARIST!
>I was able to finish it which is already better than all the latest Marvel or Star Wars trash
you explain it yourself
even a mashup of ideas is better than BORING rehashed milked franchises
I liked when Turok the barbarian tamed the Harry Potter hippogriff.
>REBEL MOON R-rated cut will show brain-matter, torn limbs, full frontal nudity, and fake cum
>>Zack Snyder on the 3 hours R rated cut of Rebel Moon Part 1: “Way more brutal. More bizarre. Verhoeven-esque. More RoboCop than you know... in the way that is uses violence as another character. And there's a lot of nudity and sex in it, and Sci-Fi fantasy.”
>One of the main differences between the original and the director's cuts will be their explicit content. Rebel Moon received a PG-13 rating from the Motion Picture Association for "sequences of strong violence, sexual assault, bloody images, language, sexual material, and partial nudity." While the original version is already pushing the limits of the PG-13 rating and drawing some ire, the extended director's cuts will be rated R, allowing them to show even more of the aforementioned explicit content, including some very, VERY graphical sex scenes as well as a rape scene.
>full frontal nudity, and fake cum
HOLY BASED
maybe the sequel can use real cum
I will never understand Snyder. Why does he do what he does?
>“It is a deeper dive into Zack’s lore. It’s a deeper dive into these characters individually, how they intersect, how they got there, and the inner workings of them trying to, form a team to stand up against the enemies.”
>Michiel Guisman noted that the pace is “up, always” in Netflix’s first version, but the director’s cut will give viewers a chance to “dive into a bit more backstory and into these characters. Their tics and how they interact.”
>Ray Fisher, reuniting with Snyder after their DC collaborations, also stressed that “the action in the director’s cut is going to be R-rated as well, so those fight sequences will be much more intense.”
>One fight featuring Boutella’s rebel leader is especially crunching, even with a softer age rating. “After seeing the rated R [version of that scene], I remember feeling that it was so violent – and I couldn’t put my finger on why. I didn’t feel like I saw much more blood than in the PG-13 cut. I don’t know if it’s the editing or the sound, but it’s so visceral and ambitious,” she said.
Seen it.
>The Snyder Cut’s four-hour running time greatly expands on a plot that in the theatrical version felt cursory and rushed. Much more context is provided to explain the origins of the Mother Boxes (all-powerful devices with distinctly Freudian undertones whose theft imperils the world and sets this story in motion), as well to clarify the motivations of Darkseid and his horned minion, Steppenwolf, whose efforts now have an added dimension of centuries-old vengeance. There’s also an in-depth flashback revealing former battles between the forces of good and evil, and two extended dream sequences showing the fate that might befall the world should the bad guys prevail.
That climax scene where the farmer has to kill the protag... what a stupid scene!!
So fricking dumb. Why would he give the farmer the task of paralyzing them. Why didn't he just do it himself
>I stole a lot from Warhammer 40k
Utter failure.
it will have 10 min scene of that tentacle thing raping him, isnt it?
And him smoking something directly from his chest, yes.
The R-Rated cut have an entire new opening showing the destruction of a planet and the brutal rape of a family.
You know this because Netflix paid you?
I downloaded and read the novelization, that is based on the R-rated cut.
>the latest Marvel or Star Wars
It was as mediocre as Aasoka.
>female lead
dropped
It would have improved tremendously with just having a normal white guy lead. That chick is terrible.
You see a mother and two daughters being stripped naked and raped by a gang of soldiers, and then the character Admiral Noble bashes their heads in with blood and brain-matter flying everywhere.
Here's some pages from the book.
We see several priestess being stripped naked and also rape.
There is a lot of rape in the book.
I feel like the people making this fundamentally misunderstand how sex and nudity is supposed to work in this sort of movie. A movie like this is supposed to have hot babes losing their clothes while being menaced by cool sci-fi monsters, only to be saved in the nick of time by the hero who slays the beast and then cops a feel as he spirits the girl away to safety. There should be rapey situations. The hero should be maybe a little too chauvenistic for modern sensibilities. The girls should exist in a near-constant state of having wardrobe malfunctions. But actual graphic rape and dismemberment of women is not appealing except to a minority of edgelords.
The soldiers make the woman do oral on a gun, and the soldier that does later promise to do the same to her son.
This is why in the theatrical cut there's that weird scene where one of the soldiers make the Asian soldier suck his thumb.
What movie has the gun oral?
Somehow I finished and I liked it. Goto internet. The internet says is shit. Well I guess I never gonna agree with those homosexuals. Everything they like I found it boring and childish, something I like they called it trash.
When is the r rated cut coming out?
So this film is 2hr long for the first part alone, and there's an extended edition? I mean, the entire PG version will be 4 hr long, and how long for the "director's cut" experience? Does this fricker have no idea of conciseness? 2hr of film and still can't tell an interesting and complete story?
C'mon, once they launch the second part, we will looking at 4hr of film. I could watch 2001 AND Psycho in the same time frame.
Seriously, what the frick is wrong with this guy?
Doesn't anyone like shitty b movies anymore? Good production value, but let's be real this was a shitty b movie, and it was fun. Don't take it seriously just because it has some good CGI.
It took me five minutes to realize I was watching a knockoff 40k movie complete with lasguns, mechanicus, and commissars about the imperial guard requisitioning supplies from an isolated agriworld. Then the so called good guys spend the rest of the movie consorting with vile xeno filth and trying to stand against the might of the imperium. It's good knowing they're all doomed from the start
>it was fun.
No it was not. There was bo camp in it. Everything was boring and horribly paced.
Nahh …. All happened when “Lord Of The Ring” was published back 1950s. Since then all kinds of efforts that showcasing the protagonist evolves, coming through series of ordeals. It can be said to anythings & anyone. Knowing so you can enjoy its narrative trip.
It is simply not possible to cut an r18 3 hour film into a pg 2 hour film.
Netflix just wanted something family friendly for the holidays.
>family friendly
anon did you watch the same movie as the rest of us,you can count 3 rape attempts in the very first 20 mins m8......
>I was able to finish it
I wasn't. seemed generic af which didn't isn't a death sentence but I dropped it at the first action scene.
>stronk woman with no reason for her strength (magic/genetically modified/aliens/anything)
>1v5 firefight
>starts with them having guns drawn
>slow mo of her doing a flip, running away, and flipping up a table
>none of them make even the slightest attempt to actually shoot her
>wooden table stops lazer bullets like they were fricking spitballs
dropped. I thought I liked snyder too?
Hey, you missed the last moronic fight.
2013 - dick ship
2023 - a ship through a vegana
Snyder need to frick and stop adopting nepalese childrens
the acting is so bad OMG why didn't anybody stop that sons of anarchy guy from doing his little accent? he sounded like Joe Rogan trying to talk like Connor.
You don't like it when he says every sentence with a question mark?