Rebel Moon

It's actually even worse than the critics say. Solid 2/10

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't hate it and rated it a 5, but it's one of those movies that get worse the more I think about it.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't say why

    OP was a homosexual this day.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is woke and it doesn't have one original idea.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >diverse female stronk
      >White males evil
      >diversity woman use woyman power to defeat bad whity while big men cower
      >literally star wars

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a 6/10 and you're an emotionally stunted manchild.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm giving it 0/10 based on the fact that it's literally the first movie I have ever seen that made me feel like it's insulting me.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't see the nu-Star Wars trilogy, I take it?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't and I have no intention to.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sat through them? Amazing.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >whataboutism
        The absolute STATE of Snyderjeets.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've felt that allot lately with films

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does the poster look like AI diarrhea? Snyder just barfs out his shitty ideas in front of camera

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it felt rushed but too long at the same time. there was no character development on any of the companions and the dialogue was fricking cringe. the antagonist was the best part

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like one of those shitty movies you can glance at from time to time while riding a bus for several hours

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snyder really doesn't know how to direct actors because none of the multiple performances made me feel a single thing. You had all these death scenes and the reactions from the characters were like they were being told minor inconveniences

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Snyder really doesn't know how to direct actors
      He doesn't know how to direct anything.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neither do you. Now shut up and be a good little wage slave.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to the asian private soldier from the start? Did they just forget about him?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he became a farmer, I'm more interested in how many villages it takes to feed a dreadnought, do you guys feel this was the first village they visited? does admiral do all grain acquisitions?

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    its unbearable cringe
    how are you gays able to watch this kind of garbage till the end?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not bad, it's just nothing.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    sad truth: The Last Jedi was better

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry the HOUR longer R-rated version will fix it, for sure...Just wait for it...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't there a scene where one of the male characters gets tentacle-raped in the R-rated version?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I give it a shot?

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I blame myself for getting too hyped tbh. I've always thought Snyder genuinely had it in him to deliver this time. His biggest flaw has always been trying too hard to explore esoteric shit he thinks he understands. So I thought Star Wars but edgy would be great for him. Create a simple basic story with simple basic allusions to myths and history. And he fricked it up. Like how? homie should unironically hire reddit tier writers like Sanderson and Rothfuss to help him. I genuinely think he's incapabable of being a decent storyteller and he keeps getting worse because he gets his ego stroked by Snydergays

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay. You're not really saying something, you realize?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        huh friend. I use google translate to understand and write posts here and your words aren't making sense when translated. can you rephrase that

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like, what are you saying the movie is missing?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        least illiterate snyder fan

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped after the evil dr.eggman villain demanded all the grain from the irish/amish settlers to fund his space ship soldiers.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what was their grain policy?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that felt so off. they are a space faring empire but need to bully some iron age village to get some bushels of hay?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >routinely glass planets because lol
        >can't just raid/steal food

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >destroy entire planets instead of using them for farming and resources
          >"why can't we feed our entire fleet?"

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          how much fuel/wage/resources did they waste to get some wheat? lmao
          not to say that they planned to get one harvest and then let everyone starve instead of colonising them

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    2/10 is actually pretty good for snyder. happy to see him improve.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part is that they think releasing an R-rated version will fix the boringness of this movie.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is insanely bad. What the frick is even the intended audience? Black folk with brain tumors?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That seems to be the intended audience of most Netflix movies

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      fixed

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't understand horseshoe theory
        >muh Black folk and women
        I hate how you midwits are always two thirds of a decade behind.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          fixed

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >still doesn't understand horseshoe theory
            It's okay, midwit. We don't expect any better from you.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              Are you moronic?

              fixed

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still messes up the horseshoe
                I accept your concession, midwit. Why don't you stark wojak posting, I think you're better at that.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                fixed

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fixed he says
                Now I'm starting to feel bad. This dude might actually be moronic for real.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                fixed

                [...]
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                [...]
                [...]
                All of these posts? Mine.

                Me...

                based

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still messes up the horseshoe
                I accept your concession, midwit. Why don't you stark wojak posting, I think you're better at that.

                >I'm the le based moron or genius (but secretly I'm the genius) and not just an annoying homosexual!
                Dumb Black person

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        fixed

        Are you moronic?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not funny at all.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      fixed

      fixed

      [...]
      fixed

      fixed

      All of these posts? Mine.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me...

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 minutes into it, inmediatly closed it
    is really bad

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Admiral Atticus Noble Has An Alternate Opening in the Extended Cut
    >Admiral Atticus Noble's (Ed Skrein) opening scene in Rebel Moon - Part 1: A Child of Fire was a chilling introduction to the character, but Zack Snyder already teased the extended edition's alternate opening scene is "all Ed [Skrein]," and the novelization gives an even darker peek at just how brutal Noble can be. Taking place months before Noble ever comes to Veldt looking for grain, Noble's new opening scene features the admiral landing on the planet Toa in search of the Bloodaxe siblings. When the king refuses to cooperate, Noble decimates the whole planet and kills the royal family in a brutal and sadistic way, making his arrival on Veldt even more chilling.
    >In addition to the new opening sequence, Noble has some extra character development, including a much more explicit glimpse at his hookah use and his relationship with the tentacled creature glimpsed in the PG-13 cut. While the PG-13 cut teased some kind of sexual purpose behind the tentacles, the extended cut will be far more explicit about his relationship to the creature, making an uncomfortably full use of the cut's R-rating.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Sneeder so fricking gay?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was Skrein's idea I think.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is Skrein so fricking gay?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Aris, The Imperium Soldier, Is a Lot More Important Than You Thought
      >Aris was an Imperium soldier with a small part, but his backstory is a much bigger deal in the extended cut.
      >Aris (Sky Yang), the young Imperium soldier on Veldt who stood up for Jimmy and tried to protect Sam in the granary before Kora showed up has a lot more significance than the PG-13 cut revealed. In fact, he's the son of the king whose family Noble kills in the opening act, who Noble forcibly recruited into the Imperium military. After the other Imperium troops are killed and Kora leaves with Gunnar, Aris befriends Sam and Jimmy, giving him a much bigger role in the extended cut and also setting him up to participate in the defense of Veldt when Noble returns in Rebel Moon - Part 2: The Scargiver.

      >Jimmy Has An Entirely Cut Subplot in Rebel Moon's Longer Cut
      >The extended director's cut of Rebel Moon - Part 1: A Child of Fire explains why Jimmy is wearing those antlers at the end.
      >In the two-hour PG-13 cut of Rebel Moon - Part 1: A Child of Fire, Jimmy stays on Veldt when Kora and Gunnar leave to search for warriors, and he isn't seen again until they return, when he's gone through a total transformation, standing in the field wearing an antlered headpiece with a staff and a cape. Zack Snyder's extended director's cut of Rebel Moon - Part 1: A Child of Fire will reveal a lot more of Jimmy's backstory here, revealing his journey away from the farming village into nature in a quest for meaning, his discovery of the deer carcass, and his realization that he is not ruled by his programming alone, giving him a sense of free will.

      This guy needs to calm the frick down and first make a proper movie.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Aris, The Imperium Soldier, Is a Lot More Important Than You Thought
      >Aris was an Imperium soldier with a small part, but his backstory is a much bigger deal in the extended cut.
      >Aris (Sky Yang), the young Imperium soldier on Veldt who stood up for Jimmy and tried to protect Sam in the granary before Kora showed up has a lot more significance than the PG-13 cut revealed. In fact, he's the son of the king whose family Noble kills in the opening act, who Noble forcibly recruited into the Imperium military. After the other Imperium troops are killed and Kora leaves with Gunnar, Aris befriends Sam and Jimmy, giving him a much bigger role in the extended cut and also setting him up to participate in the defense of Veldt when Noble returns in Rebel Moon - Part 2: The Scargiver.

      >Jimmy Has An Entirely Cut Subplot in Rebel Moon's Longer Cut
      >The extended director's cut of Rebel Moon - Part 1: A Child of Fire explains why Jimmy is wearing those antlers at the end.
      >In the two-hour PG-13 cut of Rebel Moon - Part 1: A Child of Fire, Jimmy stays on Veldt when Kora and Gunnar leave to search for warriors, and he isn't seen again until they return, when he's gone through a total transformation, standing in the field wearing an antlered headpiece with a staff and a cape. Zack Snyder's extended director's cut of Rebel Moon - Part 1: A Child of Fire will reveal a lot more of Jimmy's backstory here, revealing his journey away from the farming village into nature in a quest for meaning, his discovery of the deer carcass, and his realization that he is not ruled by his programming alone, giving him a sense of free will.

      >Kora's Backstory Will Have a Lot More Details
      >Kora's backstory is a lot darker than the PG-13 cut of Rebel Moon revealed.
      >Kora got more backstory than anyone in Rebel Moon - Part 1: A Child of Fire, but the novelization provides additional details about her past, fleshing out much of the same story already glimpsed. For example, in the PG-13 version, it could be inferred that Kora had a role in the assassination of the king, queen, and Princess Issa, but in the novelization, Balisarious explicitly tells Noble that Kora, or Arthelais, killed the royal family in cold blood. Whether she actually pulled the trigger, or Balisarius is using her as a scapegoat isn't clear, but there's clearly a much more complicated backstory for Kora yet to be told. We also see more of her formative years and an entire new actress play her.

      >the extended cut will be good I swear!
      This is just double dipping at this point. Make a good movie the first time you hack.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Aris, The Imperium Soldier, Is a Lot More Important Than You Thought
    >Aris was an Imperium soldier with a small part, but his backstory is a much bigger deal in the extended cut.
    >Aris (Sky Yang), the young Imperium soldier on Veldt who stood up for Jimmy and tried to protect Sam in the granary before Kora showed up has a lot more significance than the PG-13 cut revealed. In fact, he's the son of the king whose family Noble kills in the opening act, who Noble forcibly recruited into the Imperium military. After the other Imperium troops are killed and Kora leaves with Gunnar, Aris befriends Sam and Jimmy, giving him a much bigger role in the extended cut and also setting him up to participate in the defense of Veldt when Noble returns in Rebel Moon - Part 2: The Scargiver.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hack Snyder sets out with the intention of making his own super special extended multidisciplinary universe rather than making a decent fricking film and see how things unfold
      >DID YOU KNOW THAT: Pling Plong Hang Gung Dong Zimbir (Ouagadougou Wachikawa), the house Jotapian lobotomite-savant-ministerialis psycho-eunuch who appears briefly in the brothel-palace scene on Stultus Minor has a long and shocking history with the Praxidians, and will play a major role in the extended version of Rebel Moon(tm) 4: the age of shart and fart and the Rebel Moon(tm) tabletop rpg?
      Honestly: what the frick is this shit?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is an important character because he is the central figure of the movie most shocking and graphical rape/murder scene, which is extremely pivotal for the movie.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when Noble returns in Rebel Moon - Part 2: The Scargiver
      is this happening or did they cancel it?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The trailer's already out, the movie drops in April

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          kino

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's shit
            2d characters
            unoriginal plot

            I'm tired of this stronk female bullshit. I am aincent and out of shape (for me) and I could beat the living frick out of a girl half my age--even if she's taken karate all her life. I'm like 50 even.

            Fricking sick of this total garbage. Western woman are weakling trash no matter how much of this woman stronk bullshit you try to shove down people throats.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why do simple movies filter the chuds so hard

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why does low IQ trash attract low IQ trash
                ftfy

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >something something Zack Snyder
    That's all I have to read in order to avoid a vacuum of entertainment and focus on more important endeavors. As soon as that name is attached to an entertainment product, said product is rendered null and void. The world as we know it would not be changed for the better or worse by losing Zack Snyder's body of work, so I choose to ignore it completely and move on with my life.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jimmy Has An Entirely Cut Subplot in Rebel Moon's Longer Cut
    >The extended director's cut of Rebel Moon - Part 1: A Child of Fire explains why Jimmy is wearing those antlers at the end.
    >In the two-hour PG-13 cut of Rebel Moon - Part 1: A Child of Fire, Jimmy stays on Veldt when Kora and Gunnar leave to search for warriors, and he isn't seen again until they return, when he's gone through a total transformation, standing in the field wearing an antlered headpiece with a staff and a cape. Zack Snyder's extended director's cut of Rebel Moon - Part 1: A Child of Fire will reveal a lot more of Jimmy's backstory here, revealing his journey away from the farming village into nature in a quest for meaning, his discovery of the deer carcass, and his realization that he is not ruled by his programming alone, giving him a sense of free will.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I fricking hate SnYdEr CuTS.. JUST SHOW THE WHOLE FRICKING MOVIE butthole

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be 100 times funnier left unexplained, just pretending he had a mental breakdown and went nut.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jimmy's backstory here, revealing his journey away from the farming village into nature in a quest for meaning, his discovery of the deer carcass
      kek wtf

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pluto at home:

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kora's Backstory Will Have a Lot More Details
    >Kora's backstory is a lot darker than the PG-13 cut of Rebel Moon revealed.
    >Kora got more backstory than anyone in Rebel Moon - Part 1: A Child of Fire, but the novelization provides additional details about her past, fleshing out much of the same story already glimpsed. For example, in the PG-13 version, it could be inferred that Kora had a role in the assassination of the king, queen, and Princess Issa, but in the novelization, Balisarious explicitly tells Noble that Kora, or Arthelais, killed the royal family in cold blood. Whether she actually pulled the trigger, or Balisarius is using her as a scapegoat isn't clear, but there's clearly a much more complicated backstory for Kora yet to be told. We also see more of her formative years and an entire new actress play her.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rebel Moon's Big Bad, Balisarious, is a More Looming Villain
    >Balisarius only has a little more backstory, but his presence is felt.
    >Balisarius is briefly mentioned in Kora's backstory before he gets a full reveal on the astral plane at the very end of the PG-13 version of Rebel Moon - Part 1: A Child of Fire. In the novelization, Balisarious gets a lot more development through Kora's backstory and a few other mentions. There's still a lot to learn about him in Rebel Moon - Part 2: The Scargiver, and he could still be a big villain beyond that, but his looming threat will be far more clear with the arrival of Zack Snyder's extended, R-rated director's cut of Rebel Moon - Part 1: A Child of Fire.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rebel Moon Wasn't Missing As Much Character Backstory As You Think
    >Most of the backstory will be in Rebel Moon - Part 2: The Scargiver, but there are more character interactions.
    >Some characters in Rebel Moon - Part 1: A Child of Fire received hasty introductions and seemed to be missing backstories, but that doesn't mean they'll all have more development in the extended cut other than how the characters interact as a group, due to arrive in the summer of 2024. In fact, many of their backstories were saved for exploration in Rebel Moon - Part 2: The Scargiver, so even the novelization is scarce on additional details for some of the main characters' past. Even so, some major characters and minor characters have some big reveals, with the exception of Jimmy (Anthony Hopkins), who has an entire character arc of his own on Veldt.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >backstory is in the sequel
      bravo

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Scenes were shot twice, once for the PG13 cut, and another for the R-rated cut.
    >There’s definitely a lot more story at the front of the movie. You’re definitely going to get a lot more Jimmy and see his arc, and you’re going to get a lot more of Kora and the Motherworld. You’re going to get a different introduction to Noble. You’re also going to get a different introduction to some smaller characters like Aris [Sky Yang], who’s the Motherworld soldier that defends the character of Sam in the granary. So you get an interesting look into why he is now constricted as a slave soldier of the Motherworld and how he got there. So his arc is much more defined. But just in broad brushstrokes, there’s more character, and certainly knowing Zack, there’s more action and spectacle and the visual vibrance of what he does. There’s definitely a lot more mythology, and a deeper understanding of the Motherworld and their intention, and what the rebellion is coming up against. So there just wasn’t enough time. It would’ve been a four-hour PG-13 movie.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i still wouldn't be watching this even if it got great reviews. Not after Army of the Dead. you've got to draw a line in the sand somewhere and that was mine.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The "greatest soldier in the universe" is coded time and time again as a male character in the vein of an old Ronin
    >Instead of casting a male actor as the lead, Snyder chose a scrawny instagram model Latina
    Why is this so common now? Why does the lead of every sci-fi movie have to be a woman?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He thought that would get him some good reviews.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The theming here is that Imperium made Kora into a genderless freak, but the farming village is allowing her to be feminine and a proper lady.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      He thought that would get him some good reviews.

      Zack Snyder has gone full Woke to try and get on the good side of reviewers and social media.

      It is why he publicly said he opposed Geeks and Gamers during a charity stream and why he said he voted for Joe Biden.

      Zack Snyder is desperate to be loved by SJWs. Which is why he now makes all his main characters women, trannies, and blacks.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The main actress is so uncharismatic it's jarring. I know she is supposed to be edgy rebel the hedgehog but cmon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd watch a cut where her character was replaced with shadow the hedgehog. It'd be great.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dropped it sometime early on its awful

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm about to drop it, I'm an hour in. Film is so boring and uninteresting.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is Hollywood still ok with depicting chinks in a racist way?

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get hooked by the robot
    >continue watching after they leave the planet because surely the robot is going to make an appearance and do something cool
    >robot forgotten
    >briefly seen at the very end wearing the bones of the villagers as trophies
    Guess I'm watching part 2.... ;_;

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adventure movies doesn't seem to have such a big impact on me anymore, also it was pretty bland, shitty effects you could notice even from afar

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    was it for grown ups?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek I forgot about that

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Snyder should really cool it with the antisemitism.

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's about a 6/10 indeed. I need to see the R rated cut and the second part before I form a final opinion though.

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was dogshit. I turned it off after half an hour. Obvious rip-off of Warhammer 40k to the point that I'm surprised Games Workshop isn't pursuing legal action, the story is uninspired garbage that seeks to mix Game of Thrones with the Mandalorian (which was almost always trash anyways). It's basically The Phantom Menace all over again, with only a marginally better execution. Fricking trash.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The head villain is even named belasarious. It's not even a subtle rip off lol.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best I can say about the movie is it wasn't as awful Army of the Dead

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      funny you say that because Army of the Dead is somehow rated higher

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does Zack Snyder keep getting millions of dollars to make this fricking trash

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like those smartphone filters that fake a lens blur but aren't very good at separating the subject from the background yet

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you watching TS version?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        downloaded an HDR rip because that's how I roll

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like the screencap is in SDR, that's why it's all washed out

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >watching hdr rips on an sdr player
          are you moronic

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        downloaded an HDR rip because that's how I roll

        >HD goyslop
        lol

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this had potential. Would be better as maybe mini series so the characters are more flesh out?

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first 15 minutes or so I was like holy shit I don't think I can watch the whole thing, but then it kinda clicked. Just silly syfy type of stuff. Almost forgot that feeling, but thanks now I'm just mad that syfy doesn't do similar shit anymore

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah had a nice campy feel of flash gordon, few boring places, but overall quite a fun romp

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >as soon as I was able to completely turn my brain off it started getting watchable

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SyFy
      Ah, an Asylum fan. That explains a lot.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really asylum ´fan, although z-nation was pretty good.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just silly syfy type of stuff.
      This is how it flies sometimes. The fifth Element is pure gold.

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movie begins with notHansLandaiswear shows up at a farm looking for fugitives

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      begins with notHansLandaiswear shows up at a farm looking for fugitives
      ...so, it's just Seven Samurai?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wish it was only seven samurai. the influences are so obvious it's kinda funny. one could probably reconstruct most of the movie by editing together the similar scenes from star wars, lord of the rings, blade runner, gladiator, etc

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Calling it influence is being nice. Straight up rip off of multiple movies.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a rehash of star wars that manages to be even worse than the money-grabs that were the sequel and prequel trilogies

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's literally free on netflix. you don't have to pay 15 dollars to see it, so i don't see how it's money grap

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Star Wars trilogies are cash grabs, not Rebel Moon, which is funny because Rebel Moon is even worse.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Netflix isn't free bro

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >so i don't see how it's money grap
            Anon, read the sentence again.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ideally this should've been "Lucas/Disney films passed on this? I bet they're kicking themselves in the nuts right now!". Instead it's like "oh, I see why they didn't buy it."

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, pretty alarming that somebody as obviously bad at making movies as Zack Snyder managed to get this made at all, and after the failure of Army of the Dead. I have to imagine the entire industry knew it'd be dogshit the moment they heard his name in the same sentence. And he wasn't just director, he was a co-writer and cinematographer as well.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's why the cast is mostly nobodies

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                What are you talking about, the movie has BOTH Daario Naharis

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit mind blown

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't even have a cool credit sequence.
    Just opens with dumb space vegana.

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a 5/10. While it's very bland, it doesn't execute anything poorly. It needed better writing, but Snyder directed it well even if he used slow motion more than necessary. While the movie is called "Part One" I find it spends way too much time setting stuff up, the crew is not utilized at all once they were assembled. There should have been a little skirmish on the farm planet so we can see the protagonists fight and use their skills. Other than that there's nothing really TERRIBLE about Rebel Moon. It's not a 2/10.

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a 4.5, definitely below average, not the worst thing ever though but you forget about it after you watch it.

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is a 6/10, maybe even a low 7/10.
    You guys have no idea what you post about and nobody cares actually.

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this lady?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charlotte Maggi

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      my next wank

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldn’t Charlie Hunnam just be Han Solo?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, it seemed like we're getting irish han and then that happened

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