A very obvious case of behind the scenes manipulation. There isn't even a niche audience on youtube who love Rise of Skywalker. No ones making videos titled "the hidden masterpiece: Rise of Skywalker" or "in defence of RoS". It's universally agreed upon by critics and fans that RoS is awful. If that audience score wasn't tampered with it would easily be sitting at 20% audience score
That’s because the only ratings possible for theatrical releases since TLJ are 7, 8, 9, or 10/10. So even hitting 7/10 is impossible if there’s even one 10/10. Rebel moon wasn’t released in theaters so there’s no “rounding.”
>Rebel moon wasn’t released in theaters so there’s no “rounding.”
It was, actually, but only a limited release in a handful of major cities, then it went straight to Netflix.
>I'm putting together a team... for 90 minutes non-stop >shitty worldbuilding that gets even worse when you know it was a shitty Star Wars story that Lucasfilm rejected >trashy slow-mo every 5 minutes
Snyder is a hack, that might the final nail in his coffin
why was there so much slowmo, I swear a fifth of the movie is in slowmotion. I watched Dredd before I watched Rebel Moon, so I was paying attention to the slowmo.
why was there so much slowmo, I swear a fifth of the movie is in slowmotion. I watched Dredd before I watched Rebel Moon, so I was paying attention to the slowmo.
>why was there so much slowmo
there was slowmo only in the fight with boutella and the white supremacist army, and then with not Conan and the griffin
and I guess every character in the team got a cool slowmo shot
everything else was normal speed
there's slowmo whenever the main character is fighting, in the barn, in the bar, at end when she escapes execution.
what do you get out of downplaying it? a fifth of the movie is in slow motion.
It’s because Star Wars “fans” don’t actually like Star Wars anymore. And by that I mean the target demographic audience for the movie and movies like it genuinely hate the thing they obsess over. They don’t have fans, they have really attentive and vocal fans that pay really close attention to this thing they hate
For all intents and purposes it’s Star Wars. It was pitched as a Star Wars movie, the only people that saw it are Star Wars “fans”, it’s functionally a Star Wars movie in every meaningful sense for the purposes of this discussion, because those are the people who saw it and are losing their minds about it.
Snyder is absolute vile excrement and I really am tired of Armond White running his ironic praise of Snyder into the ground, the joke is stale and I know he can do better.
They all would rather watch the Rey movie. Rebel Moon has its fans just because two extreme groups hate the movie. The has beens at FNT or the libtard mainstream media that hate Snyder.
uber mega empire can travel across the galaxy but hasn't figured out how to grow food on their shups and have to go harass amish-vikings on a remote moon.
consitency is more important than realism. this movie offers neither.
If you don't like comic books you can easily skip every Snyder flick ever made. This man makes live action comics. That's what the whole slomo spiel thing is for. It makes it feel like you're watching a frozen frame straight out of a comic. I happen to like comic books and i quite like Snyder's visual style. However rebel moon is just not a good one. It feels like the intro of a story. You cannot spend 80% of your film or comic book assembling the team. That just doesn't work. I did like Noble as a 40k badass. But he couldn't save the flick on his own. I will wait for the Snydercut to watch anymore of Rebel Moon. I don't want to see anymore of this pg13 crap. Star wars is a pg13 space opera. Rebel moon should be an adult space opera. It's all based on the same comic books anyways. Might as well make one for kids and one for adults.
>Where do you think star wars/ Rebel moon is based on? Comics of the 60's and 70's.
Star Wars is based on old serial adventures and pulps, not comics. Rebel Moon is based on Seven Samurai.
mate, Leia outfit, Han frozen, most of the spaceships, the introduction reel, Darth Vader are straight from Valerian & Laureline. Not to mention the Heavy Metal comics. But i am sure Lucas stole from other places as well.
I watched it for Sofia but it's really not very good.
I liked the first bit where they were setting up the premise of this empire invading not for some grand purpose, but for grain to fuel the war machine. But then it all went downhill after that.
ugly troony in botched version fo star wars universse where they ignore teh feudalism and white aprt and jsut make everythign like visiting india in 1800s with lightsabre and few nazis
It's basically Seven Samurai meets A New Hope with aesthetics ripped off from Warhammer 40K.
Poor farming community is being menaced by a group of thugs (in this case a psychotic admiral of the Imperium instead of some bandits) so a desperate farmer leaves the village to recruit a team of warriors to defend them from the thugs. Why they thought a team of like 7 dudes could defeat a giant dreadnought spaceship capable of razing an entire world from orbit, I have no idea.
Anyway things don't go according to plan and they're betrayed by the most obviously suspicious member of the group, and ambushed before they can even get back to the farming planet, the admiral himself shows up to gloat over their capture even. But then they break free of course and a fight ensues where the admiral appears to fall to his death from a very high cliff, and also one of the mercenaries dies in the fight but you don't really care cause he had like 10 lines in the whole movie. That's actually the case for each of them, they get recruited and then never interact with anyone and just sort of stand there in the background for the rest of the film until it's time for the final fight scene.
So the survivors of the team go back to the farming planet and the movie immediately ends, except for one more scene where it turns out the admiral didn't actually die cause he's a cyborg so being impaled and falling off a cliff isn't that big a deal. Does make you wonder how the 105 pound main girl was able to whoop his ass with karate moves though, must've really hurt punching a guy with a titanium skull in the face. But by that point you're used to seeing her effortlessly beat down dudes 3x her size so you probably won't even think about it unless you're forced to watch the movie twice like I was.
Also, the movie for some reason spends way too long introducing the mercenaries, they each have this whole scene dedicated to recruiting them, only for them to have absolutely no dialogue.
Oh yeah I forgot to mention the main character's backstory, which is awkwardly stitched into the Seven Samurai plot as its own, separate thing. So at the start of the film we're told she was a newcomer to the farming community, having been found in a crash by a local farmer there, and nursed back to health. As the movie goes on we get more flashbacks of her life and learn she was some kind of elite super soldier fighting for the imperium and also the adoptive daughter of the Imperium's new de facto leader after the death of the king.
Then she committed some kind of crime and became a fugitive. I am vague about this because we are never shown or told what she did or how she escaped. I'm assuming she killed the royal family or at least was blamed for it, because the last thing we saw in her past was that she was a bodyguard to the princess, and we know that the entire royal family was killed recently which set off the current power struggle in the imperium (that we never really see any details about).
Her adoptive father is also the man responsible for slaughtering her original homeworld, and is the main antagonist of the series, basically the Emperor lurking behind the admiral who is his Darth Vader.
>Then she committed some kind of crime and became a fugitive. I am vague about this because we are never shown or told what she did or how she escaped.
I think she just ran off because she was tired of killing
She would not be the most wanted and notorious fugitive in the imperium if she were simply a deserter. And she was already a bodyguard to royalty, not a front line soldier anymore, so makes no sense for her to desert then. She'd landed the most cushy position a grunt could ever hope for.
>one of the mercenaries dies in the fight but you don't really care cause he had like 10 lines
this was the most lolworthy scene. The dreadlocked rebel leader makes an impassioned speech, joins the magnificent seven and LITERALLY three minutes later he's captured like a b***h and dies after trying to stab a spaceship with an improvised spear. Yes he runs along a girder (in slow motion of course) shouting unintelligibly with a spear and tries to stab a a spaceship pilot through the wienerpit (somehow the interstellar spaceship window can be broken with a a sharp stick). And the most pathetic thing of all is after his slow motion hero attack the pilot just casually dodged his a
spear and shot him in the guts with a service revolver. It's actually worse than Slipknot in Suicide Squad, at least that was ironically funny.
>a fight ensues where the admiral appears to fall to his death
I actually enjoyed this fight. I like it when combatants don't just punch their foes really hard and wait for them to get up but deliberately cripple them to remove any risk of a comeback. Sofia stabs him in the femoral artery, breaks BOTH his arms, stabs him in the HEART then breaks his jaw so hard his molar teeth are knocked out. Then throws him off a cliff. I felt cheated when he came back to life. How am I supposed to be scared of him in pt2 after 80 pound 5 foot girl beat him senseless?
what shook me was how many overlapping Star Wars movies are in this mascarade of a film. there's some New Hope, there's some Last Jedi, there's some Empire Strikes Back, they put some Eragon in there, a dash of Harry Potter, a smidgeon of Lord of the Rings, I honestly cannot EVEN. I don't think I saw an original idea in the movie.
The baby pg-13 version was expected to be shit.
Wait for the director cut, he said himself that it's going to be the true vision of Rebel Moon. 5 hours long, rated R, with gore and alien sex. Its gonna be epic.
Nothing I saw would be improved just by adding T&A, I'd rather just watch the new T&A clips in a montage and skip having to sit through Rebel Moon a second time.
It's fricking hilarious that they still make Snyder cut his movies to 2 hours. He has continuously demonstrated that he works best long form. All his best movies are 3+ hours.
>All his best movies are 3+ hours.
Hell no. 300 and Dawn of the Dead are under 2 hours, and they are easily his best, his other movies get exponentially worse after those
It's OK. The Snydergays will just say the scores are fixed or that everyone else just can't understand Zacks vision.
These c**ts are masters of telling themselves comforting lies to cope with this hacks multiple failures.
what was snyder thinking making a female character his lead character? in this era of shit, making a good male character would've been like a breath of fresh air
remember when rise of skywalker debuted at 86 and it never changed no matter how many reviews were added
Good morning sirs
Remember when you weren’t a homosexual?
A very obvious case of behind the scenes manipulation. There isn't even a niche audience on youtube who love Rise of Skywalker. No ones making videos titled "the hidden masterpiece: Rise of Skywalker" or "in defence of RoS". It's universally agreed upon by critics and fans that RoS is awful. If that audience score wasn't tampered with it would easily be sitting at 20% audience score
That’s because the only ratings possible for theatrical releases since TLJ are 7, 8, 9, or 10/10. So even hitting 7/10 is impossible if there’s even one 10/10. Rebel moon wasn’t released in theaters so there’s no “rounding.”
>Rebel moon wasn’t released in theaters so there’s no “rounding.”
It was, actually, but only a limited release in a handful of major cities, then it went straight to Netflix.
>then it went straight to Netflix
more like straight into CINEMA HISTORY
As one of the movies of all time.
>I'm putting together a team... for 90 minutes non-stop
>shitty worldbuilding that gets even worse when you know it was a shitty Star Wars story that Lucasfilm rejected
>trashy slow-mo every 5 minutes
Snyder is a hack, that might the final nail in his coffin
why was there so much slowmo, I swear a fifth of the movie is in slowmotion. I watched Dredd before I watched Rebel Moon, so I was paying attention to the slowmo.
Fricking beat me to it
Because Snyder is a one trick pony that only knows slowmo to express thrill
slow-mo every 5 minutes
>why was there so much slowmo
there was slowmo only in the fight with boutella and the white supremacist army, and then with not Conan and the griffin
and I guess every character in the team got a cool slowmo shot
everything else was normal speed
there's slowmo whenever the main character is fighting, in the barn, in the bar, at end when she escapes execution.
what do you get out of downplaying it? a fifth of the movie is in slow motion.
yeah during the fights, and it looks awesome
I guess it didnt have enough quips and self awareness for an mSheU enjoyer like yourself
>and it looks awesome
hahah-
>it didnt have enough quips and self awareness
holy shit
It’s because Star Wars “fans” don’t actually like Star Wars anymore. And by that I mean the target demographic audience for the movie and movies like it genuinely hate the thing they obsess over. They don’t have fans, they have really attentive and vocal fans that pay really close attention to this thing they hate
rebel moon is not star wars it's a new universe made by zack snyder
For all intents and purposes it’s Star Wars. It was pitched as a Star Wars movie, the only people that saw it are Star Wars “fans”, it’s functionally a Star Wars movie in every meaningful sense for the purposes of this discussion, because those are the people who saw it and are losing their minds about it.
Snyder is absolute vile excrement and I really am tired of Armond White running his ironic praise of Snyder into the ground, the joke is stale and I know he can do better.
They all would rather watch the Rey movie. Rebel Moon has its fans just because two extreme groups hate the movie. The has beens at FNT or the libtard mainstream media that hate Snyder.
>Rey
i now remember this non-character
she may as well be a video game avatar
uber mega empire can travel across the galaxy but hasn't figured out how to grow food on their shups and have to go harass amish-vikings on a remote moon.
consitency is more important than realism. this movie offers neither.
If you don't like comic books you can easily skip every Snyder flick ever made. This man makes live action comics. That's what the whole slomo spiel thing is for. It makes it feel like you're watching a frozen frame straight out of a comic. I happen to like comic books and i quite like Snyder's visual style. However rebel moon is just not a good one. It feels like the intro of a story. You cannot spend 80% of your film or comic book assembling the team. That just doesn't work. I did like Noble as a 40k badass. But he couldn't save the flick on his own. I will wait for the Snydercut to watch anymore of Rebel Moon. I don't want to see anymore of this pg13 crap. Star wars is a pg13 space opera. Rebel moon should be an adult space opera. It's all based on the same comic books anyways. Might as well make one for kids and one for adults.
he also has no idea how to bridge the different comic panels he "adapts"
the different shots stitched together are always jarring
comics in 80s were awesome
like everything else in israelite medai they suck ass now
you sound like a israelitebrain
Where do you think star wars/ Rebel moon is based on? Comics of the 60's and 70's. Let alone your favourite sci fi flicks
>Where do you think star wars/ Rebel moon is based on? Comics of the 60's and 70's.
Star Wars is based on old serial adventures and pulps, not comics. Rebel Moon is based on Seven Samurai.
mate, Leia outfit, Han frozen, most of the spaceships, the introduction reel, Darth Vader are straight from Valerian & Laureline. Not to mention the Heavy Metal comics. But i am sure Lucas stole from other places as well.
And yet it's still shit.
STOP THE COUNT
If the protagonist wasn't a woman I might've watched this movie.
Hack Snyder strikes again. Why does he keep getting AAA budgets?
He's in a Hollywood sex cult and so are the Netflix execs
morons memed that 300 was good.
PAJEET SIRS WE HECKIN LOST
I watched it for Sofia but it's really not very good.
I liked the first bit where they were setting up the premise of this empire invading not for some grand purpose, but for grain to fuel the war machine. But then it all went downhill after that.
Its tanking cause people thought it was another star wars movie
except the real part one hasn't even been released yet, it's like reviewing a trailer and complaining there are parts missing
>N-Netflix forced Snyder to release a terrible version of his movie
>The REAL Snyder Cut is coming bros
oh snyder? no wonder its flush worthy
that shitbag made a zombie movie about a suepr soldier
it was SMUG STYLE israelite MOVIE
so SMUG
almost barfed
liek michael bay but a constipated snark verison
awful vibe
give me that budget and ratings thru the roof based jsut on women I would put
What is this film about?
Woman saves the day, men astounded.
ugly troony in botched version fo star wars universse where they ignore teh feudalism and white aprt and jsut make everythign like visiting india in 1800s with lightsabre and few nazis
whats up with proper capcah input being rejected?
It's basically Seven Samurai meets A New Hope with aesthetics ripped off from Warhammer 40K.
Poor farming community is being menaced by a group of thugs (in this case a psychotic admiral of the Imperium instead of some bandits) so a desperate farmer leaves the village to recruit a team of warriors to defend them from the thugs. Why they thought a team of like 7 dudes could defeat a giant dreadnought spaceship capable of razing an entire world from orbit, I have no idea.
Anyway things don't go according to plan and they're betrayed by the most obviously suspicious member of the group, and ambushed before they can even get back to the farming planet, the admiral himself shows up to gloat over their capture even. But then they break free of course and a fight ensues where the admiral appears to fall to his death from a very high cliff, and also one of the mercenaries dies in the fight but you don't really care cause he had like 10 lines in the whole movie. That's actually the case for each of them, they get recruited and then never interact with anyone and just sort of stand there in the background for the rest of the film until it's time for the final fight scene.
So the survivors of the team go back to the farming planet and the movie immediately ends, except for one more scene where it turns out the admiral didn't actually die cause he's a cyborg so being impaled and falling off a cliff isn't that big a deal. Does make you wonder how the 105 pound main girl was able to whoop his ass with karate moves though, must've really hurt punching a guy with a titanium skull in the face. But by that point you're used to seeing her effortlessly beat down dudes 3x her size so you probably won't even think about it unless you're forced to watch the movie twice like I was.
Also, the movie for some reason spends way too long introducing the mercenaries, they each have this whole scene dedicated to recruiting them, only for them to have absolutely no dialogue.
Oh yeah I forgot to mention the main character's backstory, which is awkwardly stitched into the Seven Samurai plot as its own, separate thing. So at the start of the film we're told she was a newcomer to the farming community, having been found in a crash by a local farmer there, and nursed back to health. As the movie goes on we get more flashbacks of her life and learn she was some kind of elite super soldier fighting for the imperium and also the adoptive daughter of the Imperium's new de facto leader after the death of the king.
Then she committed some kind of crime and became a fugitive. I am vague about this because we are never shown or told what she did or how she escaped. I'm assuming she killed the royal family or at least was blamed for it, because the last thing we saw in her past was that she was a bodyguard to the princess, and we know that the entire royal family was killed recently which set off the current power struggle in the imperium (that we never really see any details about).
Her adoptive father is also the man responsible for slaughtering her original homeworld, and is the main antagonist of the series, basically the Emperor lurking behind the admiral who is his Darth Vader.
>Then she committed some kind of crime and became a fugitive. I am vague about this because we are never shown or told what she did or how she escaped.
I think she just ran off because she was tired of killing
She would not be the most wanted and notorious fugitive in the imperium if she were simply a deserter. And she was already a bodyguard to royalty, not a front line soldier anymore, so makes no sense for her to desert then. She'd landed the most cushy position a grunt could ever hope for.
>one of the mercenaries dies in the fight but you don't really care cause he had like 10 lines
this was the most lolworthy scene. The dreadlocked rebel leader makes an impassioned speech, joins the magnificent seven and LITERALLY three minutes later he's captured like a b***h and dies after trying to stab a spaceship with an improvised spear. Yes he runs along a girder (in slow motion of course) shouting unintelligibly with a spear and tries to stab a a spaceship pilot through the wienerpit (somehow the interstellar spaceship window can be broken with a a sharp stick). And the most pathetic thing of all is after his slow motion hero attack the pilot just casually dodged his a
spear and shot him in the guts with a service revolver. It's actually worse than Slipknot in Suicide Squad, at least that was ironically funny.
>a fight ensues where the admiral appears to fall to his death
I actually enjoyed this fight. I like it when combatants don't just punch their foes really hard and wait for them to get up but deliberately cripple them to remove any risk of a comeback. Sofia stabs him in the femoral artery, breaks BOTH his arms, stabs him in the HEART then breaks his jaw so hard his molar teeth are knocked out. Then throws him off a cliff. I felt cheated when he came back to life. How am I supposed to be scared of him in pt2 after 80 pound 5 foot girl beat him senseless?
what shook me was how many overlapping Star Wars movies are in this mascarade of a film. there's some New Hope, there's some Last Jedi, there's some Empire Strikes Back, they put some Eragon in there, a dash of Harry Potter, a smidgeon of Lord of the Rings, I honestly cannot EVEN. I don't think I saw an original idea in the movie.
Bugs Life remake. In space.
>objectively garbages movie good because le based sneeder did it!!!
literal smoothbrains.
The baby pg-13 version was expected to be shit.
Wait for the director cut, he said himself that it's going to be the true vision of Rebel Moon. 5 hours long, rated R, with gore and alien sex. Its gonna be epic.
Nothing I saw would be improved just by adding T&A, I'd rather just watch the new T&A clips in a montage and skip having to sit through Rebel Moon a second time.
Snyder also promised lots of cum scenes, would that change your mind?
>Brown saggy breasts and man ass
BASED BASED BASED TAKE MY MONEY SNYDER!!!
you suck a lot of wiener
please stop
Definitely.
Every bad, boring, stupid movie would be improved by being bloated to three times its length
#cutthesnyderrelease
galaxy quest is a genuinely good movie so no shit homie.
Well no shit, Galaxy Quest is a classic and better than anything Snyder has ever made
SIRS
It's fricking hilarious that they still make Snyder cut his movies to 2 hours. He has continuously demonstrated that he works best long form. All his best movies are 3+ hours.
>All his best movies are 3+ hours.
Hell no. 300 and Dawn of the Dead are under 2 hours, and they are easily his best, his other movies get exponentially worse after those
Snyder needs an R rating to be watchable. I was actually interested in Rebel Moon right up until I saw the PG-13 rating.
>All his best movies are 3+ hours.
kek snyder drones always repeat this bullshit
Plebbitors reviewbombing the movie.
It's OK. The Snydergays will just say the scores are fixed or that everyone else just can't understand Zacks vision.
These c**ts are masters of telling themselves comforting lies to cope with this hacks multiple failures.
what was snyder thinking making a female character his lead character? in this era of shit, making a good male character would've been like a breath of fresh air
Snyder is a leftist progressive homosexual who pretends to be a rebel
He wanted the brownie points from X.
it's kino and I'm tired pretending it's shlock
shill bros, I can't take it any longer
Just you wait for the Smegma Snyder Cut, you will eat your words /teevee/!!
So now that the dust has settled…. what went wrong?
Zack “I voted for Biden” Snyder betrayed the fanbase that saved him and went full Woke.
All the good guys are women and minorities and all the bad guys are White men.
He deserves the hate.