You have been hired by Disney to recast the role of Kang now that Jonathan Majors is persona non grata, but your DEI overlords require you to cast a black male. Who do you pick?
Hardmode: The legal team have told you they won't accept any replacement who has a criminal record
Black person
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Unironically Idris Elba
Already busy with Mario's Rainbow Road.
Bryan Cranston
>Hardmode: The legal team have told you they won't accept any replacement who has a criminal record
I cast myself in blackface.
>blackface.
congratulations, you no longer qualify after being convicted of a hate crime.
Lakeith Stanfield. He is not big like Majors but he is black and he is an enjoyable actor.
Gay midwit Black person
zesty
I’m truly wondering if this groid can be convinced to act in one movie. Having him replace Majors would result in Kino indubitably
The guy who played Mike Milligan on Fargo (Bokeem Woodbine) would be way better than Jonathan “Buck Breaking Lips” Majors ever was
Meant for
Michelle Obama
Chadwick Boseman
I hire the most perverted pajeet that I can so that all people of the world can unite in hating pajeets when he inevitably does something horrible and sexual
>pajeet
Why are incels so obsessed with this word?
Good morning Sir
Why do incels think that being polite and sending kind messages to your family is shameful?
It’s only considered shameful because it’s associated with being a pajeet, which very much is
>pajeet
Why are incels so obsessed with this word?
It's actually Poojeet
Because most incels are pajeets
It is the only way to save the MCU.
>"I'm a Kang, playing a Kang, disguised as another Kang"
OJ Simpson. Tell the legal team to go frick themselves. Bring back the Juice.
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i wouldn't recast Kang. their current phase has been really meh so far and it's still early enough i don't think anyone's terribly attached to any of its plot points. i think they'd be better off quietly dropping Kang and some of their "Young Avengers" to hard pivot in another direction with a different villain. we need some X-Men and some of those Spider-Man characters Sony have in a fricking chokehold.
>but your DEI overlords require you to cast a black male
ok
If humanity began in Africa then how is this relevant to...anything?
1.5 billion box office guaranteed just from fan theory hype
Debra Wilson looks like THAT!?
I like that performance less and less over time. It's just a bit hammy. I get that the actor is portraying a theatrical character but I think he pushes it too hard. You can sort of directly compare it to Billy Bob Thornton who I think comes across much more authentic.
god damn that is one ZESTY looking homie
>What's going on witchu, Avengers
>The legal team have told you they won't accept any replacement who has a criminal record
Get me will smith
They will drop Kang and make the villain from GotG 3 (their only profitable movie this year) the new big bad.
This clears them of all association with Majors and also fulfills DEI requirement.
Retcon Kang to actually be Mephisto through some general capeshit plot frickery and cast Keith David.
sneed
Jamie Foxx if the vaxx doesn’t kill him first
AI actor.
Yes, there would be outrage EXCEPT for the fact that this AI actor is in the exact likeness of George Floyd and credited as such.
How could you suggest something that is so stunning while, at the same time, so brave?
top billing too?
Patterson Joseph
Never seen him in anything but he gets spammed in /who/ so it would be funny
Ez - some dominant Kang surfaces in the timeline, he is older and wiser.
He is played by Denzel Washington who knows a nice paycheck when he sees it.
Mike Tyson
just get the high evolutionary guy.
Dear Disney:
I DO NOT FRICKING CARE WHO YOU PICK JUST MAKE BETTER MOVIES FRICK YOU