>receive flowers
>kisses him like crazy
wow
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>receive flowers. >kisses him like crazy
>receive flowers
>kisses him like crazy
wow
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Goofy is a Chad. He actually had sex unlike Mickey and Donald
Now that I think of it, why didn't Mickey ever have a kid?
he's a eunuch.
Donald doesn't have kids because he is a bottom.
Daisy is just a red herring and fricks Gladstone
It’s hilarious that you think Mickey and Donald don’t have sex.
i do
both:
male
male
You know she's a freak in bed.
Librarians, go figure
>bookish
>nerdy
>kind
>wears glasses
>is a redhead
She drains Goofy dry on a nightly basis, no doubt about it
goofy's penis is 11 inches long flaccid
>extremely lanky
>pronounced adam's apple
>deep timbre
>big nose
>huge hands and feet
Checks out.
he's bald tho,women don't like that
being bald is one of those qualities women are willing to forgive if you have other qualities, which Goofy has- funny, family man, good house, gainful employ, tall, and once again very likely slings heavy dong
You just have to be good at sex. Dick size is worthless if all you can do is thrust. You're replaceable with toys.
Eat dat pussy bite that neck slap dat ass
A better romance than that garbage with roxanne
>claims to never have been invited to a party in his youth
>is a super chad at the disco
>loser gets a hot girl in the end
Goofy had a wife and kid. He's not a loser, he's just... Goofy
Goofy fricks hard. He fricks loud. And he fricks with the door open.
>not "Your dad FYHUCKS"
One fuggin job....
~~*they*~~ know their audience
~~*small*~~ ~~*white*~~ ~~*penis*~~
>loser
ywnbagoodfather
Over entitled roastie detected, men aren't losers just because you designate them with that status
>Successfully raises his son to be a productive member of society
>He and his son still very much love each other
>Manages to maintain a middle-class/upper middle-class household on a single income
>Puts both his son and himself through college
>Manages to find a second chance at love with Sylvia, a librarian who shares his passions
Absolutely FATHERLESS behavior holy shit
How do I become more like Goofy?
i miss 2000s , girls were so easy back then
Flowers are far more powerful than their price point and appearance might lead you to believe. I have flowered my way out so much shit with my wife that I feel kind of guilty.
Does anyone have "Gooficide is painless" on hand? The original upload didn't make it.