Depends on the cat and if it was introduced to being handled as a kitten or not. One of mine loves it and I pick him up and carry him around a couple times a day. The other one hates it and I only pick her up when necessary. Ironically they're the opposite when it comes to settling on laps, the male can't figure out how to sit and the female will lay for hours if you let her
I feel like a fake leg man because I don't have any actual preference on what makes them good or bad. My little lizard brain just starts working when I see them no matter what.
*complains about the wife before passing out*
That cat is gonna mow the lawn hungover under the hot sun hoping that the neighbor doesn't want chit chat.
Such is life.
My cat died about a month ago. His mother was our pet and gave birth to him in our house. I found him laying in the garden. I've been in a deep depression since and contemplate suicide every day. I miss you, Ray.
When I was a teenager I tortured my cat. I would bully the cat when nobody eas around. Later, I would look at my behavior and noticed there were spikes when I had to go in for exams. I still feel a bit guilty about it. One time, I was sitting in the center of my room. Crying, sobbing. And this cat, who I had abused, came to me and licked the tears from my face and nested himself in my lap.
I came from an abusive household. But it is easy to put the blame on that. Maybe I was born that way. But isn't that what kids do (did) , torture animals? I only learned about blowing up frogs and putting them to barb wire through comics. Kids torture animals. It's a universal thing. I had to learn why being sadistic is bad.
I can safely say I never tortured mammals. I would put a magnifying glass to ants, or take pleasure in killing spiders because frick spiders when they create a fancy web in front of the front door. I do think animal torture is more common than people let on, but not so common that you can say it's a "universal thing" without any evidence whatsoever dude. But I don't give a shit about you being from an abusive household or how common torturing animals is among children. Just don't do it anymore. That's it.
Torturing animals during childhood is a universal thing... for psychopaths and serial killers. It's a good thing that you have guilt though, you didn't go down the wrong path.
Was watching an interview with a former member of Seal Team 6 recently. Said he used to abuse his cat when he was a kid. Later talked about one of their working dogs getting blown up and he sort of talked about the dog like it was a tool, like a radio or something. In the interview he talked about how much he genuinely loved killing people and compared it to smoking crack.
Kids definitely tortured insects. Lizards was a big different. I did blow up a fish with fire crackers. Larger animals/mammals is a bit different. We used to shoot rabbits, but if some dude was fricking around with them, you would definitely be giving him side eye. It's also an age thing. By the time your an older teenager that aspect is usually resolved and you have developed empathy. My dad and his friends basically exiled one of their buddies, because when they were drunk he just blasted some fawns and was laughing about it. It just sets off the "this dude is scummy, avoid".
I had a friend whose brother helicptered his cat, by the tail. The tail snapped off. I didn't see it, but my friend told me the story like it was no biggie.
Went sandboarding in Peru with a bunch of fellow whites. We were in a dune buggy and a dog was crossing the sand road. The driver gave extra gas and aimed for the dog. The dog was run over. The women were crying in outrage. The men mumbled, not sure if they should speak up or not. The dune buggy continued allong its merry liitle journey, the white people went sandboarding, plenty of photo ops and nobody remembered the dog.
Yeah. Probably why I wouldn't holiday in China. I'd be the obnoxious white guy who belts a bugman for killing a dog or trying to make me eat live fish. Third worlders view each other like animals and animals like plants. I would probably say the difference is that young boys tend to be callous, less so cruel. Cruelty (essentially sadism) sort of indicates something worse. Sort of like most kids will throw rocks at the windows of abandoned factories and houses, but the weird kid with an eye twitch and urine stains on his mattress who throws rocks at traffic is probably going to end up on the news or a true crime podcast as adults. It's also where parents come in. If they see you pulling the cats tail they might give you a slap to let you know how it feels. And then there are the African American parents who take their kids to dog fights and wonder why they end up in jail for shooting a Korean store owner. I think it's still important for development that kids have pets to learn how to take care of and nurture something.
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Anonymous
As ridiculous as it sounds, I learned it's better to be constructive through Lego. I would use all my blocks to build into the height, close to the ceiling. And then I would smash it for spectacle. I was always left with a feeling of emmptiness inside. After the 3rd-4th try I learned restraint and it stayed up for four weeks. Like Star Wars >the dark side is faster
I taught myself to slow down. Through Lego blocks and Star Wars. Gradually, I became a builder. And I try to be.
11 months ago
Anonymous
go blogpost on plebbit homosexual
11 months ago
Anonymous
I'll put lego block in your wife's boyfriend
11 months ago
Anonymous
Life lessons on my Cinemaphile?
And only one reddit reference?
Teenage boys are cruel. I used to make my cat attack me by putting in a pillow case and spinning it around. Used to come charging out and scratch the frick out of me. I remember my cousin when he was a littler kid would bounce his cat on the trampoline. I think this is pretty normal. It's when you get into the weird sick fricks who kill them etc. I remember we had one older kid in our neighbourhood did that, and everyone generally found him offputting and gross. I later found out he wound up in prison for having a "girlfriend" who was both underage AND moronic.
Thank you. All these virtuesignalling homosexuals on an anonymous board. Kids are cruel to animals, at least if you're anyway north of a double digit iq.
I did similar stuff when I was young, I was pretty much a ball of hate, killed kittens with rocks just for someone or anything validate the pain I had after I was raped, that's the realization I had as an adult for my actions as a kid...
This would have been me because I was bullied and abused but the cat I tried to mess with clawed me in the face and I learned that day. I chased after her with a mixer to scare her.
When I was a teenager I tortured my cat. I would bully the cat when nobody eas around. Later, I would look at my behavior and noticed there were spikes when I had to go in for exams. I still feel a bit guilty about it. One time, I was sitting in the center of my room. Crying, sobbing. And this cat, who I had abused, came to me and licked the tears from my face and nested himself in my lap.
This would have been me because I was bullied and abused but the cat I tried to mess with clawed me in the face and I learned that day. I chased after her with a mixer to scare her.
Cats and Dolphins needlessly play around with their prey. You don't give them shit for it. I grew past that stage, but I'm not going to deny it is still, to an extent, a part of me.
>non sapient animals play with their prey therefore when I, a sapient human with a free will and the ability to discern right from wrong do it, I'm epic
You're a fricking homosexual and I wouldn't hesitate to cave your head in if I had the chance. Imagine being such a homosexual you cry over exams and then you abuse your cat. You don't deserve to fricking live you pathetic queer.
That's what I said. I had to learn. Pretty sure you went through the same process.
But you want to be an internet tough guy on an anonymous board, by all means. I'll curbstomp your dog anytime.
They're not capable of empathizing with their prey. It's an evolutionary advantage to play. But you should be capable of empathy and know it's wrong to torture innocent animals.
At my mom's place,she has a smart TV I type in bird and my god,so many bird channels.
Also Larry Bird.
Off topic:I couldn't remember the name of the show so I typed in the name of the actor. I hit the letter s and it showed Sylvester Stallone and the TV asked me if I was interested in movies about downs syndrome.
NTA but my cats aren't allowed outside. They get the balcony sometimes. My cat as a kid used to kill so much wildlife. I also don't want them to get hit by a car or be lunch for my chinese neighbours.
Mine would leave them around the house (mice and birds). I have accidentally ended up with three strays now (I was going to adopt out the kittens and put the mother back, but they just sort of became permanent). I keep them indoors because I don't want them getting into fights/getting hurt, even though they could handle themselves obviously. But also because it's kind of bad form to let them massacre birds.
She has a cat door, she goes outside whenever she likes. I don't believe in indoor cats and there are no dangerous animals (apart from Black folk) nearby.
I have a cat door.
Sometimes in the middle of the night I hear flap flap then the magnet slam the door shut.
The I hear my gf giggle in her sleep.
Cat doors are a wise investment.
I lost so much sleep holding a door open while dipshit just stared at me.
Also that jerk would only drink from the faucet until I gave her her own cup. Every now and then I have to pretend to drink from it so she thinks it's mine.
I had colleague at work who had a cow farm. Pretty hands on.
We never spend money on cats. But cats breed. A lot. You have a lot of different ways to kill kittens
- smother them in a bucket of water while holding them down
- Throw them against a wall
- put them in a bag and thro them into a canal
- put them behind the wheel of your car and put it in H
I'm not some random psychopath here. These are the things people use to kill a cat. Last time my cat got kittens, I was able to give them away. All but one. I took its head into my hand and pulled it off. That's how it goes. I used both hands. It does something to you. I wonder if I would've cared as much if it was a chicken. Or a rabbit.
Where do you draw the line?
You eat what you can kill. Simple as. I haven't hunted a day in my life but there is a spiritual element to it that speaks to me.
Cats are a plague on this earth and should all be destroyed. Reminder that all cat Black folk in this thread have had their brain chemistry changed to be zombie slaves to these fricking monsters. Despite an out of control population that is causing thousands of other species to go extinct it is illegal to kill cats because "wahh they're so cute"
Having a cat is the biggest brightest red flag a person can ever have. It means they are no longer themselves. Kill all cats, and kill all cat supporters.
DogBlack folk are the ones that constantly exercise in apologetics and mental gymnastics every time a child or old woman is killed by some mutt and go on about how their cute little furbaby would NEVER do something like that.
Last time I checked my cats never mutilated or killed anyone, nor anyone else cats that I know.
My mom never liked dogs. She wasn't mean to them, she just acted like they were gross. I guess I inherited that from her. Big dogs seem like your pic to me sometimes.
>she just acted like they were gross
They are gross. They stink, they piss everywhere, they shit everywhere, they sniff and lick each others asses, they eat shit. And then their owners let them slobber all over their faces. I will never understand the appeal. They cost a frickton in vet fees too. Every dog owner I have ever known has had to take their dog to the vet like ten times because their leg has gone funny, their ear got infected, their eye got infected etc etc.
When I go hiking homosexuals let their dumbass dogs off the leash and they come sprinting at you out of nowhere. The most annoying thing in the world, I fricking hate dog owners
>don't act nervous
Pray to God you don't let your survival instincts kick in or this mf will kill you and then go through your phone and kill everyone you know. If,that's a big if,anybody survives this murder machine will ruin their credit.
Other than that pancakes is a cute now PET HER RIGHT NEAR THE INSTRUMENT OF YOUR RUIN.
Oh look,she's smiling.
It's alright, but the most stand out thing about it is the classic Disney musical soundtrack, and this song in particular.
It doesn't really have the amazing art direction something like Sleeping Beauty had, or the stand out villain like Cruella in 101 Dalmatians so I only ever heard musicgays like me talk about it.
There was a zoo I lived near,Lincoln park or Brookfield,and a kitten fell into the gorilla pit and one giant gorilla ran over to the kitty and was willing to fight THE ONLY OTHER GORILLAS THAT HE WOULD EVERY KNOW so he could protect the kitty.
This gorilla is basically in prison and the only other prisoners are his friends and was was willing to be ostracized just because a cat was dumb enough to stumble into his pit.
This pic is of a different gorilla that also learned sign language.
Star wars 30 replies and most of the are racist or misogynistic.
Mcu 30 30 replies and most of the are racist or misogynistic.
Cat or bear thread post limit is reached and only a few people mention reddit.
The Rabbi's Cat
Cats
Stuart Little, Finding Nemo
YJK
What the cat doing
Hugs
GOD I wish I were that cat.
I remember doing this to a big booty girl at work, she didn't like it but she didn't complain either.
How do you know she didn't like it if she didn't complain?
You can tell by the body language, she didn't push me away tho so I kept squeezing her ass cheeks.
So you just squeezed her ass randomly, and never really talked about it afterwards? Uhh... I'm thinking based?!
>problem wytboi?
Open the outer door but leave the screen door shut. That's the show your cat wants to watch
handling your pets like this annoys me to no end
just leave them be
cat looks ok with it
Frick. I wish B.A.C.E.H. licked me like that.
wtf
if that little shit is living rent free with everything provided in my house you know im gonna cuddle the frick out of him its the least he can do
good point
ok fat subhuman basement dweller
anon it's one thing to have fun with your pet but treating your pet like a ragdoll for some fricking tiktok video is just stupid and unnecessary
Depends on the cat and if it was introduced to being handled as a kitten or not. One of mine loves it and I pick him up and carry him around a couple times a day. The other one hates it and I only pick her up when necessary. Ironically they're the opposite when it comes to settling on laps, the male can't figure out how to sit and the female will lay for hours if you let her
I get what you mean, but I don't think that cat in a harness minds that his human is fawning over him in front of a camera.
>t. Catcel
Gummo
no.
I feel like a fake leg man because I don't have any actual preference on what makes them good or bad. My little lizard brain just starts working when I see them no matter what.
Alien
Sleepwalkers
Fritz the Cat
Pet Sematary
Garfield and Friends series
Toonces the Driving Cat from SNL
looks taxidermy
ayy lmeow
God sheiks perfect.
nice toony fursuit, bro!
Chester the Cheetah got AIDS?
Kedi
doc about cats in instanbul
watchlisted
Great stuff.
Why is he so smug?
Cats gotta be cats
Madhouse (1990)
>when the nip kicks in
Why doesn't he just kill that b***h?
lioness bite the lion balls when they want to have seggs
>seggs
Go back
buttseggs
>eh, not now Peg
she just wants to fug
He's literally me
Me trying to explain to my gf that I've had 5 vodka red bulls and it's just not going to happen tonight.
>not mixing Vodka Redbulls and Viagra.
NGMI bro.
>tfw I will never be this comfy
*complains about the wife before passing out*
That cat is gonna mow the lawn hungover under the hot sun hoping that the neighbor doesn't want chit chat.
Such is life.
CUTE.
Kitty is a goalie?
OH N-
i got to hold a baby leopard in Namibia and it was pretty sweet. Cheetahs are hella cool too, like big dogs.
Cheetah's are man's best friend.
cheetahs don't attack humans, they're fairly docile for wild animals
Inside Llewyn Davis, Oscar Isaac's cat in that movie looks exactly like my lil orange homie
Cheetahs are awesome.
Post it, you know the one
Old Yeller
That's not a cat, that's a bobblehead.
real
CUTE.
My cat died about a month ago. His mother was our pet and gave birth to him in our house. I found him laying in the garden. I've been in a deep depression since and contemplate suicide every day. I miss you, Ray.
You keep a part of him with you.
Tito, Lionel, Bertha, Dicki, Antonio
Pour a shot on the ground for the fallen ones.
so... he didn't really cost you anything then
Sorry to hear that fren. It’ll get better, trust me. Ray would want you to live for him. You’ll see him again in time.
The Cat From Outer Space
When I was a teenager I tortured my cat. I would bully the cat when nobody eas around. Later, I would look at my behavior and noticed there were spikes when I had to go in for exams. I still feel a bit guilty about it. One time, I was sitting in the center of my room. Crying, sobbing. And this cat, who I had abused, came to me and licked the tears from my face and nested himself in my lap.
I'd still beat the living shit out of you for abusing the cat.
You're not human, you're not even an animal, you're something worse - a fricking untermensch.
Just don't do it anymore dude. My mother once killed a dog when she was in her 20s but she was a great mother and loved animals in my life.
I came from an abusive household. But it is easy to put the blame on that. Maybe I was born that way. But isn't that what kids do (did) , torture animals? I only learned about blowing up frogs and putting them to barb wire through comics. Kids torture animals. It's a universal thing. I had to learn why being sadistic is bad.
I can safely say I never tortured mammals. I would put a magnifying glass to ants, or take pleasure in killing spiders because frick spiders when they create a fancy web in front of the front door. I do think animal torture is more common than people let on, but not so common that you can say it's a "universal thing" without any evidence whatsoever dude. But I don't give a shit about you being from an abusive household or how common torturing animals is among children. Just don't do it anymore. That's it.
What is your ethnic background?
I'm philippino
My condolences.
>insectoid mutt
figures
Torturing animals during childhood is a universal thing... for psychopaths and serial killers. It's a good thing that you have guilt though, you didn't go down the wrong path.
Was watching an interview with a former member of Seal Team 6 recently. Said he used to abuse his cat when he was a kid. Later talked about one of their working dogs getting blown up and he sort of talked about the dog like it was a tool, like a radio or something. In the interview he talked about how much he genuinely loved killing people and compared it to smoking crack.
i'm a kitterino lover but this is pretty based
Now that is cool! I just loved reading that.
>I came from an abusive household
boo fricking hoo
Read the rest of it moron
nah frick off homosexual
The cringe dog is (You), the based pizza eater is me.
eat the barrel of a gun and pull the trigger
dogs cant talk idiot
Kids definitely tortured insects. Lizards was a big different. I did blow up a fish with fire crackers. Larger animals/mammals is a bit different. We used to shoot rabbits, but if some dude was fricking around with them, you would definitely be giving him side eye. It's also an age thing. By the time your an older teenager that aspect is usually resolved and you have developed empathy. My dad and his friends basically exiled one of their buddies, because when they were drunk he just blasted some fawns and was laughing about it. It just sets off the "this dude is scummy, avoid".
I had a friend whose brother helicptered his cat, by the tail. The tail snapped off. I didn't see it, but my friend told me the story like it was no biggie.
Went sandboarding in Peru with a bunch of fellow whites. We were in a dune buggy and a dog was crossing the sand road. The driver gave extra gas and aimed for the dog. The dog was run over. The women were crying in outrage. The men mumbled, not sure if they should speak up or not. The dune buggy continued allong its merry liitle journey, the white people went sandboarding, plenty of photo ops and nobody remembered the dog.
Yeah. Probably why I wouldn't holiday in China. I'd be the obnoxious white guy who belts a bugman for killing a dog or trying to make me eat live fish. Third worlders view each other like animals and animals like plants. I would probably say the difference is that young boys tend to be callous, less so cruel. Cruelty (essentially sadism) sort of indicates something worse. Sort of like most kids will throw rocks at the windows of abandoned factories and houses, but the weird kid with an eye twitch and urine stains on his mattress who throws rocks at traffic is probably going to end up on the news or a true crime podcast as adults. It's also where parents come in. If they see you pulling the cats tail they might give you a slap to let you know how it feels. And then there are the African American parents who take their kids to dog fights and wonder why they end up in jail for shooting a Korean store owner. I think it's still important for development that kids have pets to learn how to take care of and nurture something.
As ridiculous as it sounds, I learned it's better to be constructive through Lego. I would use all my blocks to build into the height, close to the ceiling. And then I would smash it for spectacle. I was always left with a feeling of emmptiness inside. After the 3rd-4th try I learned restraint and it stayed up for four weeks. Like Star Wars
>the dark side is faster
I taught myself to slow down. Through Lego blocks and Star Wars. Gradually, I became a builder. And I try to be.
go blogpost on plebbit homosexual
I'll put lego block in your wife's boyfriend
Life lessons on my Cinemaphile?
And only one reddit reference?
Good on you, fren?
Teenage boys are cruel. I used to make my cat attack me by putting in a pillow case and spinning it around. Used to come charging out and scratch the frick out of me. I remember my cousin when he was a littler kid would bounce his cat on the trampoline. I think this is pretty normal. It's when you get into the weird sick fricks who kill them etc. I remember we had one older kid in our neighbourhood did that, and everyone generally found him offputting and gross. I later found out he wound up in prison for having a "girlfriend" who was both underage AND moronic.
Thank you. All these virtuesignalling homosexuals on an anonymous board. Kids are cruel to animals, at least if you're anyway north of a double digit iq.
It's the opposite, low IQ shitskins are the ones who torture animals
Exactly, 'it's high iq to torture baby animals ackchually', pure copium by moronic brownoids
I did similar stuff when I was young, I was pretty much a ball of hate, killed kittens with rocks just for someone or anything validate the pain I had after I was raped, that's the realization I had as an adult for my actions as a kid...
Crash(2004), great movie anon, highly recommend.
Too bad they didn't rape you to death.
You should watch I spit on your grave.
>I was raped therefore I should uhm be allowed to like... KILL KITTENS
You were raped because you're an evil homosexual. You deserved it.
non-White behavior.
This would have been me because I was bullied and abused but the cat I tried to mess with clawed me in the face and I learned that day. I chased after her with a mixer to scare her.
Actual angel.
Just like women
Cats and Dolphins needlessly play around with their prey. You don't give them shit for it. I grew past that stage, but I'm not going to deny it is still, to an extent, a part of me.
>non sapient animals play with their prey therefore when I, a sapient human with a free will and the ability to discern right from wrong do it, I'm epic
You're a fricking homosexual and I wouldn't hesitate to cave your head in if I had the chance. Imagine being such a homosexual you cry over exams and then you abuse your cat. You don't deserve to fricking live you pathetic queer.
That's what I said. I had to learn. Pretty sure you went through the same process.
But you want to be an internet tough guy on an anonymous board, by all means. I'll curbstomp your dog anytime.
I never had to learn to not abuse animals. It was intrinsic, you're fricked and as I said, deserve to die.
What is your ethnicity?
the only thing that'll get curbstomped is your brains on the pavement
post hand
They're not capable of empathizing with their prey. It's an evolutionary advantage to play. But you should be capable of empathy and know it's wrong to torture innocent animals.
Get off the keyboard cat. Your fuzzies will get everywhere
Life of Pi
Tales from the Darkside.
My cat prefer sports
Hates any movies with much action but loves football, rugby, cricket and athletics.
I think she just likes to see grass on the projector
I leave the bird channel on for mine. Entertainment for hours.
>bird channel
I hope this is a real thing.
I have a fireplace channel
Is this Ciri?
Yes. Bird channels for cats. My cats basically try and figure out how to get in the TV. Except for the feral, who doesn't do TV's or toys or anything.
At my mom's place,she has a smart TV I type in bird and my god,so many bird channels.
Also Larry Bird.
Off topic:I couldn't remember the name of the show so I typed in the name of the actor. I hit the letter s and it showed Sylvester Stallone and the TV asked me if I was interested in movies about downs syndrome.
maybe you should let her out once in a while, she probably wants to touch grass
NTA but my cats aren't allowed outside. They get the balcony sometimes. My cat as a kid used to kill so much wildlife. I also don't want them to get hit by a car or be lunch for my chinese neighbours.
>used to kill so much wildlife
My cat only killed small birds and mice, he also ate them and kept the neighborhood clean.
Mine would leave them around the house (mice and birds). I have accidentally ended up with three strays now (I was going to adopt out the kittens and put the mother back, but they just sort of became permanent). I keep them indoors because I don't want them getting into fights/getting hurt, even though they could handle themselves obviously. But also because it's kind of bad form to let them massacre birds.
She has a cat door, she goes outside whenever she likes. I don't believe in indoor cats and there are no dangerous animals (apart from Black folk) nearby.
I have a cat door.
Sometimes in the middle of the night I hear flap flap then the magnet slam the door shut.
The I hear my gf giggle in her sleep.
Cat doors are a wise investment.
I lost so much sleep holding a door open while dipshit just stared at me.
Also that jerk would only drink from the faucet until I gave her her own cup. Every now and then I have to pretend to drink from it so she thinks it's mine.
wtf
is that real?
HOLY SHIT.
A favourite
Why'd he do it?
Some thots just need patrolling. Even a cat can see that.
>Hey, ever been SWATted?
>YOU HAVE NOW, b***h!
>itt
where did you get a picture of me?
My cats look this and do this. Bros what is the cure for sòycats?
I had colleague at work who had a cow farm. Pretty hands on.
We never spend money on cats. But cats breed. A lot. You have a lot of different ways to kill kittens
- smother them in a bucket of water while holding them down
- Throw them against a wall
- put them in a bag and thro them into a canal
- put them behind the wheel of your car and put it in H
I'm not some random psychopath here. These are the things people use to kill a cat. Last time my cat got kittens, I was able to give them away. All but one. I took its head into my hand and pulled it off. That's how it goes. I used both hands. It does something to you. I wonder if I would've cared as much if it was a chicken. Or a rabbit.
Yeah yeah heres your (you) you tryhard frick.
Where do you draw the line?
You eat what you can kill. Simple as. I haven't hunted a day in my life but there is a spiritual element to it that speaks to me.
That's why you only keep females and you get them fixed instead of wasting time killing baby kittens
damn too bad i wouldnt wanna go to hell just for that
Cats and Dogs
CatDog
The Aristocats
Swag ass cat
Hey ladies,I'll be by to pick you up later.
*does a line of catnip at the next redlight*
My mom's house.
Help I'm drunk again
You can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk!
what the FRICK was his PROBLEM?
too much catnip
True true.
dudeweedlmeow
:|•
That's supposed to be a cat face showing it's appreciation at you post.
Uh maybe try :3c next time weirdo.
«^••^»
why can't zoomers into emoticons?
Far from being a zoomer.
That works. What that c at the end? Typo or fuzzy kitty chin?
The paw you dumbass.
Oh. Thank you.
It's time to admit you have a problem!
It is a mystery
My cat does that to my blankets.
I wake up cold so often.
Mouse hunt and the lion king
That Darn Cat! (1965)
Writers still on strike
Hollywood puts all the cats in charge
>Meows at screen
>???
>Profit
Wins ten Oscars
Hollywood should hire me, I can write better than most of these hacks and my scripts would have shifty eyed dogs in them
Things could only improve.
What's he writing, a reboot of the Purrrge?
coming soon
I know I should run but I know I will lay down so the kitties will trample me.
So many laser eyes.
You shook some kitty treats in the wrong part of town,you you jive ass turkey.
Beautiful cat.
>ctrl f
>A Talking Cat
>0
old Cinemaphile is dead. The torch has been passed to a new generation of shitposters.
Cinemaphile certified big for you
The littlest prophet
Why'd he do it, bros?
KEK
Literal Ewok.
The Lion King
My cat finds this to be especially kino
I like how cats chirp when they see a bird.
Mine does that!
Her eyes turn crazy when she(it's really a he but I think it's fun to misgender that fool)se a bird on a telephone pole.
Cats are a plague on this earth and should all be destroyed. Reminder that all cat Black folk in this thread have had their brain chemistry changed to be zombie slaves to these fricking monsters. Despite an out of control population that is causing thousands of other species to go extinct it is illegal to kill cats because "wahh they're so cute"
Having a cat is the biggest brightest red flag a person can ever have. It means they are no longer themselves. Kill all cats, and kill all cat supporters.
go frick dogs homosexual
Frick you you puppet
DogBlack folk are the ones that constantly exercise in apologetics and mental gymnastics every time a child or old woman is killed by some mutt and go on about how their cute little furbaby would NEVER do something like that.
Last time I checked my cats never mutilated or killed anyone, nor anyone else cats that I know.
I prefer dogs but that actually makes me like cats a lot more. Dogs are my preference though.
>t. picrel
poofy boy
Lol that cat be doing ritual based magic to summon some tummy tickles.
Where do they sell these lamps? How are they called?
What the frick is that thing?
cat wash
Liquid nitrogen, immediately after freezing this cat, they hit it with a hammer shattering it into a million pieces.
Mods are napping post some frickin
Cats
>sup?
He's been accepted into their society.
>comfy as frick
>unlimited tendies
this is what heaven looks like
Cat version of gorillas in the mist.
72 virgins?
Loser,you picked the wrong religion.
Unbothered. Chickenized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Chickening.
those are ducks homie
>itt
Another Friday night
Doghomosexuals be like
>this is my pooch, Fluffykins! He's a real sweetheart but just don't act nervous around him or you might set him off haha!
My mom never liked dogs. She wasn't mean to them, she just acted like they were gross. I guess I inherited that from her. Big dogs seem like your pic to me sometimes.
>she just acted like they were gross
They are gross. They stink, they piss everywhere, they shit everywhere, they sniff and lick each others asses, they eat shit. And then their owners let them slobber all over their faces. I will never understand the appeal. They cost a frickton in vet fees too. Every dog owner I have ever known has had to take their dog to the vet like ten times because their leg has gone funny, their ear got infected, their eye got infected etc etc.
I agree, but it's not a popular opinion. People who avoid dogs are looked upon as freaks now.
>You don't have a dog, Anon?
>No.
>Wtf?! Why not?!
When I go hiking homosexuals let their dumbass dogs off the leash and they come sprinting at you out of nowhere. The most annoying thing in the world, I fricking hate dog owners
sounds like the homosexual is you
hahah keep that mutt on a leash next time stupid Black person
>t. mad gay
no u
>don't act nervous
Pray to God you don't let your survival instincts kick in or this mf will kill you and then go through your phone and kill everyone you know. If,that's a big if,anybody survives this murder machine will ruin their credit.
Other than that pancakes is a cute now PET HER RIGHT NEAR THE INSTRUMENT OF YOUR RUIN.
Oh look,she's smiling.
Dogfrickers are exceptional morons, why do they need to ruin all cat threads?
my cat likes anything with explosions, idk why but she likes the sound. desperados was her favorite.
You just know that mommy cat edited out the parts where that mouse gets away.
Adorable.
big cat
I need a Beastmaster gf.
the long goodbye
Night on the Galactic Railroad.
Holy sex.
Frick off nonce
I meant with the cat, the one on the left. Sexy piece of ass.
Cute fleshlight
good students
>little girl learning her pussy
they look fed up with the class
Pure wholesomeness.
the body is round
Got some TEEFS!
Am I the only only one that sticks a finger in my cats mouth whenever it yawns?
As she closes her mouth the look on his face is pure confusion.
I've done this before it was popular.
It's popular?
I always thought I was a villian.
Here is another picture of Coco and Roundball
Carefull,this is a falls count anywhere match.
NOT for the feint of heart,it is advised that women and children do not view this.
What the frick anon! I won't sleep for weeks.
that guy backstage got obliterated 😮
Just because you bought a ticket doesn't mean you can trash talk the talent.
Better plot than modern wrestling.
best cat movie
My cat likes cartoons
Haven't watched this since I was a kid. Wonder if it holds up. Not one of the Disney classics that ever gets talked about.
It's alright, but the most stand out thing about it is the classic Disney musical soundtrack, and this song in particular.
It doesn't really have the amazing art direction something like Sleeping Beauty had, or the stand out villain like Cruella in 101 Dalmatians so I only ever heard musicgays like me talk about it.
Yellow cats are jerks.
Your post shows what happens when two bullies cross paths.
>HERE COMES THE BOOP
only in theaters, 2024
They’re so amazingly fast.
Homeward Bound.
yes, really.
>Homeward Bound
Is that the dog cat buddy movie?
The one where the dog hold a door open and the cat walks between the dogs legs?
There was a zoo I lived near,Lincoln park or Brookfield,and a kitten fell into the gorilla pit and one giant gorilla ran over to the kitty and was willing to fight THE ONLY OTHER GORILLAS THAT HE WOULD EVERY KNOW so he could protect the kitty.
This gorilla is basically in prison and the only other prisoners are his friends and was was willing to be ostracized just because a cat was dumb enough to stumble into his pit.
This pic is of a different gorilla that also learned sign language.
Steve Buscemi on the left
Swiggity... Swooty...
love coons so much bros
Fricking hell.
Star wars 30 replies and most of the are racist or misogynistic.
Mcu 30 30 replies and most of the are racist or misogynistic.
Cat or bear thread post limit is reached and only a few people mention reddit.
because cat threads are reddit
Do you also constantly think about gay sex?
No sane person actively hates a website yet constantly tells people it exists.
>you don't like reddit that must mean you love reddit
Yes.
You have deep intimate knowledge of reddit.
Yet you claim you have never been to reddit...
>frick you
does projecting this hard help or something?
>projecting
We welcome new friends as long as they are not buttholes.
Go back to complaining about race/gender swapping in your shitty movie thread.
>we
you talk like you belong here. lol.
Hates Cinemaphile
Hates reddit
Gatekeeper for both.
Grow up.
I gave you a reason to type reddit,let's see if you can find it.
tell me more about this person who lives rent free in your head
So all you can say is a slogan?
Insult me without saying something you have read here.
Or pretend to be an adult and ignore my post.
When mommy takes your ipad
poor baby
>cropped ears
>cropped tail
>now cropped feet
what the hell
That's how I usually leave.
Your fren:Hey anon,time to say goodbye
You:Nope.
Everybody else:I bet he saw something interesting.
You:*loudly dry heaves*
kot
It's a poof
:>{
Not sure how to do the ears.
Cat on cat cute crime.
>thread starts with cute pics
>people start sharing stories of animal torture
I'm out.
>people
it's just some insect from the philispics, hopefully the chinks will sort them out soon