You're allowed to talk about more than one thing per appointment? In the UK we can only talk about one problem per appointment and there's a 2 week wait time for appointments
>In the UK we can only talk about one problem per appointment and there's a 2 week wait time for appointments
what happens if you talk about something else? does the doctor leave?
>hey doc, i have a bit of a sort throat >anon, go to the pharmacy and get menthol lozenges >hey doc, i also sometimes bleed from the ears and eyes, and i shit and piss blood constantly >anon, come back and see me in a couple of weeks
you would really enjoy Synecdoche New York.
You should add that to your Tinder profile
Based on that list probably The Sopranos
lmfao
can't believe clinton did all of that shit to you
Damn, fat, depressed, balding AND had a finger shoved up your bum?
Not looking good bro...
You're allowed to talk about more than one thing per appointment? In the UK we can only talk about one problem per appointment and there's a 2 week wait time for appointments
Yeah but it’s once a year.
Feels the same in Australia. Plus the overall indifference from the doctor.
Dr Harpreet Singadeshpreetsingh will see you now.
Yeah nah. Still got white doctors. Not keen on seeing anyone with an ESL accent.
I'm jealous. I haven't seen a non Poo doctor in almost 2 decades in Brisbane.
That's a shame. If I ever have to move out I'd probably end up in Queensland.
>In the UK we can only talk about one problem per appointment and there's a 2 week wait time for appointments
what happens if you talk about something else? does the doctor leave?
he puts his fingers in his ears and goes "lalala can't hear you lalala" until you leave.
>hey doc, i have a bit of a sort throat
>anon, go to the pharmacy and get menthol lozenges
>hey doc, i also sometimes bleed from the ears and eyes, and i shit and piss blood constantly
>anon, come back and see me in a couple of weeks
Bro I have a shitty HMO but my doc is cool and I can bring up several issues at once, is socialized healthcare really that bad?
Why do other countries talk shit about american healthcare when they need a license and a waiting period worse than a fine dining restaurant.
imagine mentioning anxiety and balding to your doctor as a legitimate issue
I needed a fin prescription
Just order it online you fricking moron
My insurance covers it.
That's fair, my insurance doesn't but it's $10 for three months of finasteride from Costco so no big deal.
Are you a fish?
>Essential hypertension
At least that's good.
Essential hypertension is high blood pressure without a known medical cause. Typically it’s because your fat like OP
at least he got fingered
Essential Hypertension? i guess I have unessential as my doctor gives me meds for it
Have you tried not being a leftoid?
just stop eating so much its not that hard
It’s hard when it’s your only vice.
just smoke rocks, homosexual
come on, down be a downer
just rope at that point
Too heavy for the ropes at the hardware store
bump
you need to cut out the crust bro
American prescription
Holy frick how do you let yourself get this bad? Literally just eat right. You can buy your own food and prepare it. You're an adult.
Anyone who has this many afflictions probably still lives with their parents.
Mauler, my old enemy